Bang Ojek I Love You
First meeting
"Wake up lo jal! it's noon! time to work, if you keep going gini kek, which girl you want to be pacarin!" yells the puffed-up woman while banging the butt of the pot with a spoon, so that the sound of 'teng teng teng' typical of the ancients if again the nyari of a missing child who he said was pulled under the weight of wewe.
Rizal picked up the pillow he had thrown on the floor, and then used it to cover his head.
"Wake jal!" It was good to scream again, this time in a soprano voice.
"Eileh, iye nyak iye, but do not call jal, jel, jal, Ri-Zal nyak, use 'zet' nyak, not 'je'!"
"Jal .. jal .. jal ..
what do you think about Rizal dajjal's son?" rizal protests while ruffling his hair.
"Yes no ape-ape is jal, "
"Kalo Rizal dajjal's son, Enyak siaapanye trus try?"
"Dajjalnye, uh iye, amit-amit! Naudzubillah," Wisely replied, patting his own mouth.
"Eat him nyak, can't do that, already now nyak out first. Rizal wants a need,"
Sift the mangosteen and according to Rizal's orders with reverence. With no sin Rizal continued his journey to the dreamland.
I want to wake up Rizal Yak!
It is good to realize that he is being bullied by his son. Quickly he returned to Rizal's room carrying a larger pot and vegetable spoon of stenlis.
Theng theng theng
The sound of a stenlis spoon clashing with the butt of the pot successfully made Rizal aghast and get up from the bed.
Apes really my life, if someone else is eating breakfast with omelets, if I use breakfast with tirade sassy.
Rizal cursed in his heart, then immediately went through almost the same morning ritual every day. Scramble the bathroom with Randy, his younger brother who sits in tenth grade.
"Yelp! sneak woy," cried Rizal loudly.
"Mistake yourself wake up late," answered Randy did not want to lose.
Rizal knows very well the habits of his sister who likes mabar in WC.
"Wheel, behind you! imbecile! oh ... kena, say Miramar aja even use ngeyel maen in Sanhok, not be a winner chicken dinner will be," complained Randy who is still comfortably hanging out in WC.
"Eh kunyuk you're out no? if not, I'll break down the door!" threaten Rizal while continuing to bang on the door.
"Iye-iye, move! again nyiram, eh what if you aja nyiram?" seloroh Randy who immediately made Rizal snort annoyed.
"Kunyuk hunt!"
The sound of the dipper and water splashing sounded loud. Soon Randy opened the bathroom door and walked out.
"Eh brother, good morning bang handsome," said Randy as he scratched his nape non-itchy.
"Go away first, I'm going to be right,"
Brakk ... Rizal closed the bathroom door in a hurry.
"Bang, top up-pin pubg I donk!" the faithful Pinta Randy waits for Rizal in front of his 2 in 1 bathroom.
"Whispering, I pickled up the payday," complained Rizal, he began to think about his work that did not make much money.
Kasian Nyak, all my life I have not been able to happyin Nyak. Every day I just make it. Durhaka I became a child.
Rizal daydreams drift everywhere, it is true said people the quietest place to think, daydream, and look for inspiration is WC.
*****
The complete attribute had been attached to the spoiled body bandaging its tall strapping. Rizal is a handsome young man whose life is not easy. After only two semesters of college, Babe suddenly fell ill and died. Inevitably, slam her into the backbone of the family.
YOjek jacket check, YOjek helmet check, bring another one for passenger check, SIM C Check, Hape check. Ready. Bishmij ...
His mind began to pass on his mandatory attributes.
"Yak, Rizal left first huh? Assalamu alaikum, "he said, then kissed the back of his hands.
"Greetings walaikum. Iye, ati-ati ye, Nyak doain today got many customers. Ntuh gutter kitchen leak, udeh ask for adek tuh," said the Enyak while stroking Rizal's shoulder.
"Iye .. Ye Nyak. God willing, Rizal wants to go first,"
"Eh, it's not noon coming home? Nyak masakin rendang Jengkol tuh," cried Enyak wave hands at Rizal who had guided the white matic motor credit that is still less than twenty installments.
"God willing!" rizal replied that he had gone missing at the turn of the alley.
****
As usual Rizal went straight to the YOjek basecamp in the south, quite while hitching a free coffee.
"Kusut very face, PMS again you?" kelakar Andri, a friend of Rizal's bulge. The difference is Andri is more fortunate because he ngojek only for the side, outside the clock ngojol he has a catfish business with gurami.
"Have you to say," Rizal murmured while putting his helmet on the table.
"So, early in the morning it's too bad to mouth," Andri thumped his mouth.
"Rizal yesterday met his ex cung," said the Bambang divulge a secret that actually did not want to be discussed Rizal.
"Whose ex is Beng?" Andri began to investigate.
"Heh ... heh .. heh .. can be hem not heh lo on?" rizal protests to his two friends.
"Ask Ri-Rizal only, Cung." the Bambang immediately withdrew his speech. Andri squinted his eyes, then glanced at Rizal who from earlier kept stirring a cup of coffee in front of him while pouting.
"Kepo aja lo kayak mamak," decak Rizal with a sour expression. He folded his arms on the table, and held his chin with both hands.
"Jenifer, Cung." Rizal replied with a glaring look, advancing his lower lip.
"Where did you meet him?" Andri the bracketeer again interrogates Rizal in the style of Sherlock Holmes.
"Yesterday I dapet passengers pregnant mothers, the mother asked to be escorted to the Mall in the central area. Eh fitting I help the pregnant mother really big bag that she brought, the Jenifer passing, Cung. He's just like his new guy, the newcomer artist,"
"Why don't you take Zal!" sahut Bambang.
"What photo, Beng?!" grunts Rizal emotions.
"Dipoto was sent to Instagram mimin cankem combo,"
"Ambo cup?!" rizal and Andri shouted in unison, then looked at each other confused.
"Yes it's an Instagram account that likes to post candid-candid photo artist, trus diviralin. It's a lot of money if you nyetorin poto Jenifer again the same way his girlfriend who is an artist. Who's Jenifer's girlfriend?" Bambang scratched his bald head while grimacing.
"Had you know, Jenifer's new guy was Davin Wijaya, the artist whose soap opera was booming again. " explained Andri who was forced to like watching soap operas because he always lost if the scramble for the TV remote is the same as Miranti, his wife.
"Udah ah gossip, I got a call, yak first yak!" pamit Rizal who quickly rose from his seat while sipping a cup of coffee that had not been touched.
****
Ilaaaana
Good morning brother, pick up the map?
09.35
Yes cpet!
09.35
Otw brother.
09.35
Brother has nyampe, nih,
which brother is it?
09.55
Under the banyan tree, the bridge deck.
09.55
Brother, seriously there?
09.56
Yes, here.
This rush!
09.56
My sister is scared. There again
there's apparitions.
09.57
HUH!!
What sightings
she mean?
09.58
The ghost of a girl
bebaya. Ghostly
beautiful anyway. If he's human
I really want to have a soul mate
the ghost cake.
10.01
THAT'S ME MAS!
NOT DEMIT!
10.01
Sorry brother, I'm sorry
10.02
Ow hell! turns out it's a real person kirain sighting.
Without further ado Rizal immediately approached the grim-faced maroon woman who was sitting on the long chair under a large banyan tree with hanging roots dangling to the ground.