Bang Ojek I Love You
The Incident of the Konde

"However, the helmet doesn't fit! the condition is kegedean," protested Rizal when the prospective passenger asked him to help wearing a helmet.

"What the hell, a blesekin!" sulkan Ilana was upset.

"How's blesekin?" lontar Rizal.

Shucks! ask her to play blousek, girl gaje! Napa section also to the mall wearing traditional gini clothes. The moon is not Augustus, the time is carnivalan.

"You don't have to wear a helmet, just pick it up!" Ilana immediately jumped into the boncano of Rizal's motorbike which was still parked. Rizal gawked at the behavior of the woman who immediately played crumpled in the boncer with a sinless face. In Rizal's heart still cursed. 

Dapet customer gini very yak, make me feel like nelen helmet round-round all ma people.

"It could have been a syringe if gini mbak," rizal murmured.

"It's a real badass, I want boncengin?" gerutu Ilana was impatient.

Very nice nih cewe, fortunately beautiful. If not, I've been cancel since.

Rizal murmured in his heart.

"Jaudah went up" Rizal's orders instantly made the woman behind him sparkle.

Because the passenger is not wearing a helmet, Rizal is forced to find a way to reach his destination mouse.

"Well this way, do not want to kidnap me yes," shouted the woman loudly, but without shouting even Rizal can hear it clearly.

"So no, oh Allah suudzon so much with me,"

"Trus why did you go through here?"

"Because the helmet does not fit on the head of the mother," explained Rizal.

Rizal's motorbike turns around following the narrow, slightly steep streets. He was forced to break through a small, densely populated alley that was only about two-three meters wide.

Rizal suddenly brakes his motor suddenly so that Ilana's body crashes into his back.

"Mas! Don't like to take a chance!" spray Ilana with a loud voice.

"Mr-bak"

"I can go to the police!" Ilana cuts and does not give Rizal a chance to explain.

"Sir in front of the dead man, he wants to be lifted up." Rizal tried to keep talking as polite as possible with emotions held in his head. Rizal pointed to the front where the convoy of corpses was heading towards them.

"Belgium ... " Ilana screamed in fear then cupped her face with both hands.

"Why mbak?"

"Gue was afraid," replied Ilana raucously.

"Whoever is afraid mbak, we are all camat mbak, would-be dead." said Rizal remembered his advice.

"Not that, but the crazy person in the back," Ilana explained as she pointed at the naked shabby man walking behind the bodyguards.

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"Oh, if that's the obvious!" screeched Ilana while continuing to move indistinctly to often make Rizal almost lose balance.

"Udah through mbak, calm little can not really!" rizal's reply screamed out loud making Ilana's mouth locked.

"Mbak from earlier was very nice, with the continuous movements, this is a narrow road mbak, steep again. If the motion continues to gini, how do we trus jatoh? who wants to be wronged?" rizal's grunt was long, no longer able to withstand emotions.

I'm very rude, same girl.

"Mbak ma-af yes, I don't mean to snatch mbak," Rizal regretted but there was no answer from Ilana.

"Mom, don't be angry. M-sorry," said Rizal while slowing down the speed of the motorbike, hoping Ilana can hear clearly his apology.

"I'm in a hurry! spout!" Ilana replied with a stingy and cold.

Guilt instantly lingered in Rizal's mind.

Duh mampus me, if he gives one star can berabe nih.

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"Sorry, don't be angry?"

"As far as I donk, want to be angry. Please donk politely when talking to passengers! Don't be so happy!" sulcan Ilana, who suddenly made Rizal bowed.

"I-iya mbak, sorry"

"Sorry, sorry! I'm telling you one star knows how you feel!" the heat is full of emotion again.

"I beg you not mbak, i-this is my return. Make compensation , m-sorry mbak." pinta Rizal while giving back the money he held.

Ilana brushed off Rizal's hand until the money fell on the ground. Ilana's body quickly turned around and left the dazed Rizal half dead.

Ilana continued walking while raving indistinctly. 

"Lana!" shouted a young woman while waving her hands.  Ilana surrounded looking for the origin of the call, her senses immediately sparkled after finding the owner of the voice.

"Oh, I'm late, have you been waiting a long time?" ilana asked as she walked up to the young woman standing in front of a fast food restaurant.

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"Huh , so you were here on an ojek ?"  peeking Tesa with wide eyes, he is a friend and office friend of Ilana who is willing to carry out impossible missions for the sake of her survival. By sneaking into his room secretly and taking some clothes, wallet and mobile phone charger he was forced to leave.

Ilana sucked up the floating mangoes in front of her while nodding steadily.

"I have no choice, Sa. Want to use the car, my car is also again in the garage, how do you try? besides I only bring fifty thousand minjem results from Mr. Yadi, my kang kebon."

Tesa mangosteen understood the meaning of her best friend.

"How's your mom?" ask Tesa again This time in a serious tone.

"Gue has called, I said that his favorite daughter-in-law would be ngehamilin people's children." said Ilana casually.

"Crazy lo, how did mama lo react ?" Tesa shook her head with the attitude Ilana showed.

"Gamuk donk my mama, it's not a problem I memgebatalin marriage anyway. But because of the money of hundreds of millions for my marriage expenses," added Ilana again, there is a radiance of sadness on his father's face.

"Continue ... continue?" sergeant Tesa kepo, leaning his body forward.

"Yes I said, I will change," concluded Ilana while breathing heavily and then slamming his back into the metal chair.

"What!!" Tesa screeched in disbelief.

"How will mama go?" tanya Tesa couldn't believe it.

"What's the matter?" behind Ilana pursed her lips.

"Well, I said that anyway, I'm sure Saddam won't be allowed. Saddam must have given my mother money to replace all the expenses that have been exited. Yesterday on his proposal he gave two hundred million to my mother. It could be, Sa, my mom said that if Saddam did not say anything. "sugul Ilana could not hide her frustration.

Tesa looked pityfully at Ilana, not knowing what to say, Tesa chose to hold her fingers tightly. Strive to strengthen.

Both are now silent, Tesa is busy eating some pizza left in the pan. While Ilana stared far away from the big glass window on the fifth floor of this mall. Paying attention to the vehicles that are tiled, shouting horns to each other until it sounds boisterous.  Some bikers in Yo-jek's jacket look shallow in a place not far from the mall, even some parked the vehicle carelessly. Eating the road.

Yo-jek

Ilana remembered something, her hand then grabbed the phone from earlier she had not touched. He looked at his phone screen for a while with a serious face mimic, which made Tesa kepo.

"Lo napoleon, Na.  Seriously very face lo?!" protest Tesa who spoke with her mouth full. So that his words do not sound clear.

"Gue was almost forgetful about Yo-jek that I overlapped," explained Ilana without seeing Tesa's face.

"What is so important is a review for kang ojek?"

"Gue wants to give one star to him. The service he gave her was really bad. Udah disrespectful, use nyolot also his mouth." grumbled Ilana annoyed still with eyes centered on the phone screen.

"Ihh .. Kok lo that anyway, Na. Kasian donk if his account is sape kesuspend, trus can not find money, trus binnya want to be given what try?"  cecar Tesa tried to prevent.

Ilana did not rub Tesa's babble, letter by letter she typed there. Afterwards without sinful feeling Ilana showed the phone screen to Tesa while smiling with satisfaction.