I'M Actually A Cultivation Bigshot
dog licking!

Chapter 62: The Dog Licks!

Li Nianfan led Yao Mengji and Qin Manyun back into his four-part architecture.

Outside the door, Yao Mengji stared at the temple for quite a while, as if he was trapped inside. His mouth issued an ****** and an exclamation of admiration from time to time which greatly increased Li Nianfan's shallow ego!

Although this old man seemed careless and unruly, he knew how good the artwork was!

Meanwhile, Xiao Bai had already opened the door. "Master, welcome home."

Yao Mengji jumped in shock, but he covered it up by stroking his white beard. "Sir. Li, I've heard about this from Manyun. This Spiritual Machine is called Xiao Bai?”

'Close, call it the Spiritual Machine as you please!'

Li Nianfan did not bother to explain. He just nodded. “Yes, it's called Xiao Bai. He can open the door and do some homework.”

Doing some homework?

Yao Mengji's eyes twitched slightly.

'If you give it to Me, I'll adore her like My Grandma!'

Li Nianfan walked up to the four-part architecture and smiled. “Please, enter.”

Yao Mengji took a deep breath, preparing himself before stepping inside. Even so, as he stepped into the courtyard, his breathing grew faster as his eyes sparkled!

It was as Qin Manyun described — full of treasures! Most importantly, these treasures were everywhere! It was a painful sight! How painful!

However, he raised one of his eyebrows as a strange feeling grew within him. The Tianxin Zither placed in his Space Ring began to tremble as if it sensed the existence of something terrifying. The strings began to tremble vigorously, almost like a trembling person!

The Zither is an Immortal item. Although it was not as great as the Spiritual Machine, it had developed some wisdom and it was clear that it was feared by one of the items here.

Yao Mengji quickly comforted Zither Tianxin. He looked around and something caught his attention.

Inside the courtyard, there was a long stone bench. On it was Guqin.

Guqin's body was made of unknown dry wood, seemingly uneven but twisted like a snake. The effect of time was clearly visible on his body and had seven different colored strings on it. It's magical!

Yao Mengji gulped involuntarily. He had been playing the Sitar for thousands of years, so he could instantly tell that this musical instrument was unusual!

The whole page is filled with treasure—even trash! How could a Guqin be ordinary? Perhaps calling it a Spiritual Machine would not even be fair!

No wonder his Tianxin Zither had such a huge reaction. The gap between the two instruments was simply too big! It was like an ordinary person who met Immortal—of course, one would be frightened.

Taking a closer look, he could feel a gentle breeze on his face, like a ferocious beast trying to swallow his soul!

Spiritual Items must not be offended!

Yao Mengji immediately threw his face away, not afraid to see her again.

He showed a humble smile on his face. "Sir. Li, my student called you like snacks called jello. I brought you a few days.”

Yao Mengji remained cautious with the rules here, so he did not mention that it was called Thousand Year Old Black Ice. And if he says 'jello', maybe he can look more friendly to his experts.

"Oh?" Li Ninfan was a little surprised. He said, "You're all too good!"

So good! Very well!

He mentioned it briefly a few days ago. Who would have thought that they had brought it to heart! They even brought it in a few days! So good! This old cultivator must be a very clever person in this world.

The rocks are emeralds. It shines beautifully in the sun.

Li Nianfan asked, "This is …"

Yao Mengji explained, “Master. Li, jello produced by this.”

"Oh so!" Li Nianfan exclaimed. He's surprised! He could not believe that they even brought the machine! This move is so touching!

He stared at the rocks. The top is inverted conical shape. Half a drop of jello hangs from the inverted end but the formation is not finished.

This item in the Eternal Realm was extremely interesting! He wondered what raw materials the rocks needed to produce boundless jello!

After looking at it curiously, Li Nianfan smiled. “This looks interesting! I'll keep it!"

He had tasted jello the other day and realized it wasn't bad. He also did not see any reaction in his body, so he considered this jelly to be nothing special to cultivators.

After all, he was just an ordinary human. If it was a treasure, his body would definitely react to it. On the other hand, he had no way to cultivate, so cultivators wouldn't be that stupid as to bring him treasure, would they? He won't be able to use it anyway!

On that note, Li Nianfan did not reject the gift and accepted it. Yao Mengji means well anyway.

Yao Mengji and Qin Manyun gave each other 'I know that' looks'. This beautiful treasure was only a small toy in the eyes of experts. If it wasn't because she liked eating jello, maybe she wouldn't have accepted it.

Yao Mengji exclaimed happily, "I'm so glad Mr. Li likes it."

Li Nianfan nodded. He asked curiously, “But why didn't jello fall? I want to taste it.”

Yao Mengji hurriedly explained, "I'm sure you haven't heard of it, but it took ten years …"

However, before he could finish his sentence, the rocks started to tremble slightly as about ten drops of jello began to drip from the tip.

Yao Mengji and Qin Manyun stared blankly. Their lips opened as their heads buzzed loudly.

What the hell just happened?

'Black Thousand Year Old, you have changed! You've never been like this!’

Li Nianfan's eyes sparkled as he laughed. "Interesting! Other voice-controlled devices! Not bad, not bad!”

He thought of a bulb and a lighter. Both are voice-controlled devices too! Very easy!

He continued to instruct the rocks, "Make me ten more!"

Trickling! Trickling! Trickling!

Ten more drops of jello dripped without hesitation.

Yao Mengji felt as if his head had just been hammered. His eyes turned red as if he had been insulted. He has a desire to cry.

'How dare you, Thousand Year Old Black Ice!

'I adored you for over a thousand years, and you miserably made me a drop of black ice once every ten years! Look at you now. You just met the expert and now you are the dog!

'Where does your pride go !?'

Li Nianfan looked at Yao Mengji. "Oh right, what did you say earlier?"

Yao Mengji smiled awkwardly. “No—no! I'm just trying to tell you that this toy is sound.controlled by sound!