The Barbarians
Treaty of Apin
"WOII!!"
"QUEEN DOESN'T FIT IN WITH SUBAWAHANN!"
Asya turned around, looking at the source of the voice. Two men in sunglasses were standing right in front of the white sports car.
"Cakaa? Apinn??"
The two men took off their glasses. Asya smiled happily then ran over to Shaka.
Shaka stretches out then hugs Asya, "uuu babu kuu"
"Babu babu your eyesuu" Shaka laughed at hearing that.
Asya turned to the side, "don't be your handsome ass"
"Kok bacottt" Asya chuckled, he approached and hugged Alvin.
Alvin reciprocates his embrace with eratt, "eeeee asuuu you want me to die what how are you?!" Alvin took off a hug while grinning.
The three of them were still in the face of other students, Laila was silent when she saw Alvin's good looks.
"That's Caka with Apin?" ask Arsen to Azril.
Azril nodded, "hoodie marron Alvin, hoodie mocca Shaka"
"Ayoo acquaintance" Haikal invited, they also walked to Alvin, Shaka and Asya.
"Yooo wasapp handshake" Dino and the others hugged the men.
"This is who?" shaka asked towards Arsen.
"Gue Arsen" Arsen extended his hand. Shaka replies with a smile, "gue Shaka."
"Gue Alvin."
"Btw your taste is pretty good too, huh."
"Huh??"
"Gue tau laahh.. Ajil, Ical and Dindin often narrate" said Shaka.
"Wahh the gossipmonger you're on!!" They chuckle.
"Why balikk??" ask Azril.
"Gue was born in Indonesia, yakali ngerayain in Switzerland" replied Alvin.
"What attorney's?" ask Haikal.
"Anjjj, well forgotten" They laughed again.
"When is sampeee?" ask Haikal.
"Yaaa just now, a suitcase in the car floor" replied Shaka.
"Goblokk, not go home first"
"Over time, I've missed this babu"
"Yes Allah. princess kek gini di soin babu" complained Asya.
"Princess combernn" said Alvin. He immediately squatted in front of Asya, looking at his wound.
"Ambilin box p3k in the car dalemm, kaa" Shaka gave his P3K box to Alvin.
"What sii lebayyyyy really you, just I do medicine at home" replied Asya.
"Udah diem aja deeehhh" Alvin begins to treat Asya's knee.
"Crazy crazy, Asya has a girlfriend how much anjjir??"
"Where's the cute saucy bangettt anymoreii his girlfriend"
"Maclum, Asya sakeppp kek gituuu"
"But the cheesy look is really gonna change guys!"
Alvin, Shaka, Haikal, Dino and Azril immediately turned to the student who said Asya was cheap.
"Yeah? Envy because you don't have a friend? What how??" ask Dino cynically.
"Bold her you ngatain my cheap babu, even though your self-esteem is cheaper" said Alvin upset.
"What is the relationship between a girl and a guy just dating??" shaka asked cynically.
"Dahlaaah, come back. Ntarrr even ributt" asked Asya.
"Udah babu in them" Haikal protest.
"Astaghfirullah, laknatnyaaa"
"Dah laahh dahh, get in the car. Ayooo we mean noon at the apiinnn tractr" Asya pushes Shaka to the car, pushing Alvin also to the car.
"Gue is the same they both yaaa yaa" Asya followed into the car. Alvin pulled out his head, "gue tandiii you on the one who spoke Asya."
"Oh yes, you who made Asya hurt, be prepared for the same consequences"
Alvin immediately turned the car around and then left at a fast speed.
"That's what Apin was?" ask Dino astonished.
"Yes nipu, let's go! Eat gratisss niii."
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17.45
"Yes, wakeup"
"Hmm? Ntarr"
"Wake up da malemmm! Woi woke up woii" cried Alvin right in front of the door of Asya's room.
Asya opened her eyes, "what time?? How am I in kamarr??" asya asked in astonishment while looking towards Shaka and Alvin.
"Lu kan kebo, can sleep anywhere. You fell asleep in the car right back"
"Busettt, don't you eat dong?"
"Yaaa malemm is what it was, we ate too"
"Eat whatann?" asya asked as she rubbed her eyes.
"Eat the rice packs" Shaka replied as he kept Asya's hand away from her eyes.
"Udahh cepet wake, bathe, we pray together"
"Iyeee sir iyee, out sono lu beduaaa" They left Asya's room.
Asya rushed to take a shower, she wore a milk-brown hoodie in black jeans. After that he came out.
"Hi princess sleepers" said Racksa.
"Haii my aide"
"Syalann" Asya chuckled at him.
"Come sholattt" They simultaneously headed for the prayer room. They prayed together with Shaka as a priest.
Shaka man idamaann:^
Not only congregational prayers, they also teach together through applications on mobile phones.
After they finished they returned to the living room watching television.
"Mo leave at what time, sir?" ask Asya.
"Now aja laa yok, let it lamaa" asked Alvin.
"Kuylaah" They're getting ready to go.
"Pake two cars. Sa, you coming with kann?" Racksa.
"Seven people, my car can fit threea" said Alvin.
"Gue equals Cakaa Apinn, yaww" pinta Asya.
"Okee, the rest get in my car" said Haikal.
"Let's go!!"
They're out of the house, looking like hoodie troops. No one wore a hoodie between them, all wearing the same milk-brown hoodie.
All of them - except Racksa-have some similarly colored hoodies and there's a JL inscription on the front. Examples include milk chocolate, gray, black, white, navy blue, and army green.
"Ehh, wait. Where is mo going?" ask Azril.
"Just follow me!" answer Alvin.
"Ga can speak English!"
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"Widiii, for apaziii's sake. Seriously eat here?" ask Asya.
Alvin nodded, "gue rent a private room."
"The food is delicious, I tried it a few days ago" said Haikal.
"No ngajakkk" Azril protest, Haikal cengengesan.
"After I'm here there's also an alcoholic drink"
"Dahh yok enter" Alvin invited, they walked together to the room.
"Gileee, manteppp tooaa" Shaka said.
"Can karaoke too, multi room coyy" replied Dino.
"Gue felt a sense of horror after Dino said there was an alcoholic drink" Asya said.
Alvin chuckles, "and I bought it"
"WHATTT'S? SERIOUSLY?" Alvin nodded while laughing.
"Gue didn't drink" Azril said.
"Bacoottt kauu bahh"
"Creepy anjirrr deket kalyaann, just this time I creeped" complained Asya.
"Ga will get drunk kok bun, promise" Haikal said with a smile.
"Aaa taiy!!"
"Ehh btw, how many days are you in Indonesia?" ask Shaka and Alvin.
"Gue too"
"Anjirrrr cepet, geb" said Racksa.
"They're all stressed I think, it could be to Indonesia for only two or three days."
"It's important to get together" Shaka replied.
"Yaaaiinnn" A few minutes waiting, their food arrived.
Including low-alcohol drinks that Alvin ordered.
"Okay friends, let's pray" They read the prayer before eating.
"Before eating, follow me first" Shaka turned his head.
"Not quite the cake"
Alvin laughed, "follow the quicks"
"Ehem. O God"
"Ehem. O God"
"Why did you join the anjjj?!" ask Alvin upset.
"And you told me to follow you anjrottt" Azril said.
"Oiya, okay go on"
"Oh God..."
"Oh God..."
"May his alcoholl be halal"
"May his alcoholl be halal"
"Aamiin"
"Aamiin"
"Wait not ready yet"
"Wait not ready" Alvin stared resentfully at his cursed best friend.
"Follow ya"
"Follow ya"
"I promise I won't report to Jimmy's"
"I promise I won't report to Jimmy's"
"If Alvin is drunk"
"If Alvin is drunk"
"Okeee ready"
"Okeee ready"
"DON'T FOLLOW ME AGAIN ANJJ" they opened their eyes and laughed.
"Please eat it"
They began to eat the food on the table, "emm. yummy, can-can you in Switzerland know where to eat ajib ginii"
"Alvin is so lohh" Alvin replied casually after sipping a small glass of alcohol.
"Short of a second, I'm gonna digest that last sentence"
"I promise I won't tell Jimmy if Alvin gets drunk. Waaahgilasii, do you often drink in the Swiss?" shaka asked intensely.
"Some sir, seriously not. Auto in the bokap pikee, there's a hidden bodyguard"
"Nothing here??" ask Dino.
"So he won't know, right in the private room"
"It's very clever brain" praised Asya annoyed.
"Don't get drunk you on, I'm geplakk ntarr!!" They cleared their throat and continued to eat casually.
"Yes, it turns out Arsen is handsome" said Shaka while eating.
"Emangg gantenggengg, try yes if you see her smile ka. auto turnkk" said Haikal.
"Anjirrr, gileee lu. Don't tell me you're turning, callll?!"
"Nggaaa anjj, yakaaliii" Asya chuckled at her hearing.
"Keep that cop how are you?" ask Alvin.
"Because I told Asya to choose between the police and Arsen, well he chose Arsen. Btw, you're picking because of what?" haikal asked Asya.
"No reason I said yesterday, kann. It is unlikely that I am the same as Fauzii"
"Why not?" ask Racksa.
"If I'm the same he's there he's embarrassed everywhere ngajak guaa. I eat one leg lift, the road can not be calm, can not be graceful, make a skirt once immediately torn, is not ashamed? If the same Arsen yummy coyyy, crazy frequency" replied Asya relaxed.
"Yes, there really is, too. It's a shame that Mr. Fauzi made you his bini, every day nahan malamuu him" said Azril.
"Gue was astonished actually, how could anyone like you?!" ask Alvin.
Asya stared cynically at Alvin at a glance, "because of the visual doang I am sure. Don't know ahhh, I don't want to think about that. If tomorrow I'm serious, I'm going to test."
"How much money? So the monkey experiment?" ask Haikal.
"Yes no setannn! I'm praising it ntarrr ngerubah visual, if illfeel I far away"
"But I'm sure, yes. Arsen likes you not because of your visuals" Shaka said.
"Mother just met, you know where?!"
"Gue glanced at him. I knew, and I was also writhing the sincerity of Arsen's gaze at you"
"M.. skip! You two in Switzerland in Paris don't know doii?" ask Asya.
"No, nuisance. Later every second should ngabarin, I again fun ngegame ntar nyepam lah call lahh. Hiiiihh ogahh, think of living alone aja dizzy me let alone think of people's children" said Alvin.
They chuckled, "Alvin is not a normal human being. Don't like the opposite sex" Racksa ledek.
"Yes, I'd rather be with Caka"
"Uhuk uhuk... asuuu, turn pulaaaa luu!" Alvin laughs. "Kanda, mr. kandaa"
"Si Caka is there"
"No, I'm waiting for you to have a doi first. Ntar I ospek, if it fits new I nyari doi make it myself"
"Eh?? Why that?"
"Where ya, I as a brother that do not want adek girls I met a guy bangsattt."
"Aaaaa sweett bangett abaaangg cakaaa"
"No, I see shit"
"Haha"
"Again, if I have a first doi there I mostly doi. The next time I take care you're auto jealous so his noisiness, maless guaa"
"Thinking siii" said Haikal.
"Well, this is Azril there."
"There are from manaa, girls are afraid of me because of Ngeliat Asya"
"Syalannn" asya.
"Ehh really tauu"
"Bacottnyaa, say ajaa still can not move on from Adindaa" said Racksa.
"Mana pulaa" argued Azril.
"Honestly ajalaaa, that's exactly Racksa's guess" Haikal said.
"Aelaaaah jill.gantengg doangg, likes girls, orangg women" said Alvin.
"Anjirrrrrrr with the lungs" ledek Dino.
They laugh again.
"Lu call, din, saa?"
"Dino will have tuu, but never known" said Asya.
"Later if sampe pelaminan I know, ntar mah free in berambarin ending same other guys"
"Emm. pinterrr" praised Azril.
"Dino is the number one conversation problem" Haikal said.
"It's taii, you too, right? Sure I'm mah, watsap it's a chick dorm"
"Wick dormitory from where is samsulll?! Girls don't want to stick with me, less because I'm too special"
"Dih di. najisss" Haikal smiled proudly.
"My jelly will be"
"Maha.."
"Lu, sa? Got a pet?" ask Shaka.
"Maintenance said it, no morals also this father" Shaka cengengesan.
"Gue is not allowed to be equally bokap, afraid of events that have happened before the same incident I. Oh yeah, you know why I'm so cool at school? Yeah, because it's real"
"What happened?" ask Dino.
"In the past I almost died because of being killed by a girl, her girl is obsessed with my bokap. Because it can't be reached, so be it. I'm cool at school so there are no girls who take it down" explained Racksa.
They are berohria, "gue so afraid of girls" said Haikal.
"Baby try, Asya kek that"
"It's impossible, she's not a girl!"
"Satamuuu suuu!"