
H-1 Eid al-Fitr.
10.35, gray house.
"Coyy, Arsen didn't really connect meee after buying clothes yesterday." Asya complained while coming out of the room.
"There's no samsek??" Asya shakes.
"There is absolutely nothing!"
Azril and Racksa applauded, "my saluttt."
"Retreat what is he?" Ask Racksa astonished.
"Mundurrs? Yakaliii Arsen munduuur. Arsen's not mundurr, bet no matter how brave I am." Azril said convincingly.
"But you can know. Kalii aja he's the boss of ngadepin meyee," said Asya.
"Emang sabii anyway. Why are you so begoo? Follow the play Upii, until actually buy a ring?" Ask Racksa.
"Loll, the ring is a gathering ring. The ring that was reserved for the HitSum Association."
"Again, you know for yourself what Upii is. Don't calm down if it doesn't bother me."
Azril and Racksa were grinning, "that's it!"
"Btw, you lost?" Azril asked teasingly.
"Lost whatann?! No!"
"Alahh, be honest with you. Eraya nihh!"
"Not to hang on!" They chuckled at Asya being timid.
"He's not connected to you, Zril?" Ask Racksa.
"Somewhat, the game login doesn't exist either."
"Semedi she I guess."
"Goblogg. You're not a Aunt Yuka's place?" Ask Asya.
"Nhunk. Aunt Yuka's her father-in-law's place, "They're bohrias.
Ting.. Ting..
Asya grabbed her phone.
The Blaster Family of Heaven
cute mommyy, hensembroder, royal daddy, You
cute mommyy
Assalamu'alaikum nakkk.
You guys are in the gray house, right?? Whynot?
hensembroders
wa'alaikumsalam, momm. yes in the gray house, again gabuttt.
^^^iya momm, menggabutttt.^^^
royal daddydy
Come here.
Pick up stuff!
hensembroders
racksa follow?
cute mommyy
If not, kasian ntar at home. Ajakin.
^^^owgheyy, otw bosssss.^^^
hensembroders
peeeww
"Ayokk to the main house." Bring Azril.
"Now?" Twins nodded.
"For whatever reason I ride in the car. How about a motorbike?" Asya.
"Yeah, mantapp!"
"Okee, you bedua. I'm on my own."
"No! It's good to get in the car if it's that!" Decline Azril.
"Luhh?!"
"Lu same me or not the same Azril, just can ride a motorcycle." Racksa's.
"Yaudinn, I'm with Racksasaa." Asya went into her room, changed clothes and then came back out.
"Lu on not changing clothes?"
"Sir, maless. Huh huh? Ayook!" They took the motor keys and then came out together.
Asya waited for Racksa in front of the gate, "om bodyy, Asya the other one to the main house first yaa!"
"Oh okay, young lady. Be careful, nonn." Asya nodded with a smile.
Racksa appears while giving her helmet, Asya receives the helmet and rides into the Racksa sport bike.
They also went to the main house.
On the street, instead of hugging Racksa, Asya held onto her shoulder. At the same time Azril, he held his stomach without hugging.
It wants no grip, but the driver takes the motor to an orang diatanann.
A few minutes later they arrived, Asya got off the bike and entered in super song style.
"Assalamu'alaikum!!"
"Wa'alaikumsalam," Asya approached her mommy who was in the kitchen.
Racksa and Azril followed.
"Nihh, anter to the big house."
"the eii? Now?" Ask Azril.
"Yes, when? You guys were told to go there."
"Break a break, Ntyyy."
"Jude sanaa. Your clothes are in the room, yaa."
"How's racksa?" Ask Asya.
"Racksa's? You know yourself."
"Ehh, you guys on a bike?" Aska appeared suddenly.
"Daddy." Asya shook Aska's hand, Aska hugged and kissed her beautiful daughter's hair.
"Fuckin?" Asya nodded.
"Azril, Racksa?" They both nodded as well.
"Goodle. Anterin there's halmonii." Tell Aska.
"What do you want, Unclee??"
"Later malem for the next two days, we're there."
"What then? Did you gather all of them?" Aska.
"Yaudah there between rrr, use your green daddy's car." Asya ran to get the key.
"Yes the nyetirrr!" He ran out of the house to the garage.
"Emang kamprett."
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"Assalamu'alaikum, BEAUTIFUL ASYA KEA BIDAFARI DATAAAAAANGG!"
"Ahhh, the akhlakul minus datangg."
"Bang Prijii ga bole soo, later Asya throw mampusss!"
"You're the first one my brother threw."
"Ei no noo, the old brother that Asya threw!"
"Haaa, gelot teross! Thr wouldn't exist if you didn't get along!" Omel Zean.
Frizy approached Asya, "what's your beautiful grandfather? Not heavy? Want a hand?"
"Najisss bangett, who the hell are you?" Tanya Zafran cynical.
"Dissolve you, bang!" They chuckle.
"If you think about it anyway, you're mengnajisss." Sahut Racksa's.
"Yes Allah. Paa, lilaaaahh, they're looking for noobuttt." Frizy Complain.
"Reverse to tk there lu bang, let kea upin ipin. Old but still not." Azril Cibir.
"Compell, parahh! I didn't get your thrs!" Frizy went to her room.
"Fix, not a caveman!"
They laugh again.
"What time is your mommy daddy coming?" Ask Zeva, Asya's halmon.
"I don't know either. Maybe broke on again, halmonn."
"Frizyny. Frizyyyy!"
"Yeah, Paa?"
"You want to go back to tadika mesra?"
"Well? There's no Frizy's boyfriend there."
"Girlfriendrr, what the hell is luu?! Still bocill woi!" Frizy.
"Yahoooooo!"
"Yeshaa bangsatttt!!"
"Kevan, would you mind killing your tongue?" Kevan.
Who is this Keja?
He is Kevan Zaffar Hitler can be called Keza or Kejaa. He was the only son of Zai and Kinan. His relationship with Asya was limited to intercourse, nothing more.
"Jajaan."
"What the astaghfirullah!"
Asya laughed, Keja was always emotional.
"Jaa, you bagusan. I want to slaughter it?" Asked Zafran cynically, he defended his cousin's prettiest sister.
"aww. Bang Zapp, we'll give two more!"
"Yeah. Got you, give two to brother, right?"
"Bigdickk!" Answer Asya.
"Judah, don't be."
"Astaghfirullahalazim says. Bangettttt!" Zafran smiled songong.
"Geek, recok terosss!"
"Wahaaaa, there's Ongkell Lulu gaisss. Thr fills my account tomorrow, huahahaha." Azril was proud, very proud.
Azril is the dearest influence of Luis, if Syifa himself prefers Asya.
"Much your pede, nyett! I'm just being given a little." Complain Upi who came down together.
"Luthfi Leeonardan Hitler, my cousin was impressed. You're old, so it doesn't fit most thr." Answer Azril.
"Tuh really. Ongkel Lulu must have kept our accounts unless sheaa." Zafran Sahut.
"Isn't he?" Luis and Syifa nodded.
"With a child, what is saiihh?!" They chuckle.
"Eh uh, bang brother. Upi's got gossipp!" Gather the women on the sofa in the corner of the room.
HitSum's pottery contains Zafran, Frizy, Racksa, Azril, Asya, Keja and Upi.
"What rumors, Pii?!" Frizy asked impatiently.
"My surprise, demen is so horrified by gossip!" Asya Cibir.
"Lu horrified, didn't he?!" Tanya Keja cynical.
"Oh yes obviously. Go, Pi!"
"Satbangl!"
"So gini. abistu is that, and so it is."
"Death to you, Pii! Tired of having a cousin gini!" They're dispersing.
"Astaghfirullahalazim, wherever that handsome Upi is always blasphemous!"
"Bacottt, goblougg."
The parents shook their heads while laughing at their children. Unknowingly, Zia and Aska were already there.
"Eh? Mommy daddy when is it?"
"Last night." Answer Zia casually.
"Okay, yep." Zia cengenesan's.
"Halmonnn, Azril's room in the tuker again?"
"Your room will already be one room, use the old-level mattress." Zean Clear.
"Yes, forget Ongkel. Just look at his eyes." Zean glared at Azril.
"Aww amakart." They went to that room at the same time.
"I swear, I want a gossip." They were staring at Luthfi.
"Why?"
"Yesterday, I'm because of Asyaa. Teruss, the guy is jealous with bangett!"
"Where are you?" Tanya Frizy was serious.
"Cum, ituloo. The handsome one, keeps his eyes twoa." Answer Keja.
"Be quiet, Keja. I haven't smekdon your nutmeg yet!" The crybaby seeing the oldest cousin starts to get emotional.
"Where are you?!" Ask Frizy again.
"Si Arsen's. You know Arsen?" Ask Racksa over.
"OHH ITUU.."
"Tauu?"
"Yeah, that has two legs two eyes two ears two right?"
"Who exactly? Isn't that your brother?" Zafran asked looking at Asya who pretended not to hear.
"Who, bang? Fauzi?" Zafran.
"Alahhh, stamp! It's Arsen from Fauzii." Answer Azril.
"Which fauzi? Which arsen is it?" Ask Keja.
"Arsen you met at the mall yesterday. If it's Fauzi, find the ignya."
"His name?"
"Search in abangg friendship." Answer Zafran.
"Aihh. bye, you are reviving the blanketed grandson. I report first to be angry continue to get mentall kalyan!" Asya got off her bed.
He came out of the room and slammed the door.
"Most of the jengkol skin that's it!"
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The time of breaking arrives, the ultimate pleasure can feel open together with a family that is still very complete.
"Later night of the unexpected." Asya.
"Where are you going?" Zafran!
"Where is the important thing to pay."
Upi, the pretentious beduit guy has no money!
"Eat ajaaa, kan yankk."
Frizy, who ate but wasn't fat.
"Nhunk. Good to race!"
Keja, his hobby is looking to die.
"Good tambourine." Racksa.
"Better men gem!" Azril drunk games.
"Bahlah, how good.. YOU PRAYERS!"
"Please. Ongkel Zean same Bang Zap same apparently, like crab." They return to the nursery and pray together.
Zafran.
After praying, the routine they often do is to teach together. They took turns, like a tadarus.
Almost half eight, they finished teaching.
"Duuuu, handsome bangett boy mamiii!" Praise Febby to Zafran.
"Frizy, Mii? Frizy's not handsome?"
"No, prude. Lu aja ngel snot still wearing koko's clothes." Answer Keja.
"For a long time I killed myself!" They chuckle.
"Assalamu'alaikum."
"Wa'alaikumsalam's chat. Eiyooo, Omaa Alice and Opaa Hans. Pakabar, Opaaa?" Tanya Racksa.
"Alhamdulillah baa–"
"Assalamu'alaikum."
"Mamaa?" Racksa is surprised, her mother comes along with her father.
"Hello!" Sapa Refiona.
"Bang Racksaa, his broadsuit in the trunk." Refiona said, Racksa nodded. She hugged her mother because she missed her.
"Wegeeee, bumill!!" They greeted cheerfully, Racksa taking off her embrace.
"Healthy, Brother Refi?" Ask Kinan.
"Alhamdulillah." Refi smile.
"Lu don't want me, Kin?" Ask Aksa.
"No, Bang. We don't know!"
"Toppp, steady my wife steady!"
"If killing people is not a sin..."
"You want to kill your man?" Hans asked cynically.
"Makanyaaa if Aksa says no papa cut the middle." Aksa's upset, Hans cengengesan.
"Keep it, Uncle? If killing people is not a sin...?"
"I'm an empty prison."
They're tardy.
Jokes gents that is not it?! ⁇
"Jokes the fathers are different." They laugh.
"Let's skip the jokes. Let's go on a roadnnn!" Bring Upi.
"Where are you going?" Ask Zia.
"Where are we, the past night our thoughts are at home."
"So? Want to sell yourself?" Ask Zai change.
"You're open BO, Ongkell. The open BO Asya."
"Request in the tabok put bataka!" Cengengesan.
"Judah there if you want to go around. Take one car, let's not be ribett." Ask Aska while giving one credit card from her wallet.
Upi's hand tried to reach, but Zafran took it.
"As abangann, I must hold this so as not to be lost."
"Widiii, hold a very large card of his hand!" Zafran chuckled.
"Let's find a car that passes." They left the house and headed for the garage.
"Eum eum. use Luis Ongkel's car. A bit big kannn, it would fit seven." Azril.
"Bright, deal. Upii, pinjem there the key!"
"Astaghfirullah, I'm also the one!" Upi came in asking for the key, just a few minutes. He returns with Luis' white car keys.
"Asya!" Zafran is driving.
The others sat in the back quietly.
"It's on the bike, so it can race." Keja.
"Ja, I don't want to die yet. You don't wanna die muluuu!" Cengengesan.
"Where are you going?" Ask Zafran while driving.
"Gue lager, eat yuk bangladeshi!" Take Racksa.
"good ideas. I'm also laperr!"
"Where to eat? Mekdii?"
"Job ajaaa." Frizy's Proposal.
"Sushi teros your food." Omel Zafran, Frizy grinning a horse.
"Ish, what is dong?"
"Cattle cat, will you?" Ask Zafran.
"Duck duckkk!"
"Ayaaamm!" Sahut Upi's.
"Just bagusan!" They chuckle.
Zafran did not care about their proposal, he looked for cafes where he used to hang out. The food is good, Zafran likes it.
Upon arrival, Zafran parked the car.
"Seriously, bang? In here?" Ask Asya.
"Yes seriously. Why?"
"Rameee begooo." Frizy replied annoyed.
"What's the point of this card if it's not for nyerobot? VIP is smart!"
"Goddess." They got out of the car and went into the cafe.
"Wahh. selebgram must have been here often." Said Upi while looking around.
Unknowingly, Upi saw a man dressed in all black near the car.
"People, who is that??" Whisper Upi on Zafran.
Asya who heard looked straight over. The seven of them came out together when they were a little suspicious.
Asya wanted to go up against him but Zafran told him to back off.
"Lu who?" Azril and Racksa looked at his left right arm.
"Eiii, this is daddy's bodyguard."
"Bodyguard?" Beo Keja's.
"Ahaaa, don't know you yeah. We're being kept with halal certificates." Answer Azril.
"Lu is also halal, Zril... Halal to hit!" Azril.
"Sorry, Sir. Suudzon is a big brother." Upi said.
"Father, den. Continue to eat it."
"Mr want to?" Tawar Asya's.
"Let's eat just now, Miss. You guys just eat."
"Jaudah if that is it. We're going in first sir." They smiled and then came in.
Bruck..
Azril crashed because he did not focus on seeing the road.
"Ehhh sorry." Azril helped get the lady's bag.
"Lahh's? Nainaa?"
"Azril? Whoa, what's kabarrr?" Azril smiled.
The world feels like they both belong. The others are contracted!
"Gue well, you how are you?"
"Alhamdulillah." Azril turned his head, his expression changing instantly.
"Yushka, ayokk. I'm waiting for this in-law." Kaina regained her senses, she left and left.
Azril auto badmoods.
"Azril's girl?" Tanya Frizy is teasing.
"Notnlahh. Next to the chick, the fiancee I think." Keja.
"Yeah, did he say in-laws?"
"Hoooh."
"You know the gangss. Azril lovers girlfriend people!"
"HAHAHAHA, SEDBOYHIII!"
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Takbir continues to reverberate the sign of the feast has arrived. Hitler Family Kusuma–HitSum–sedang enjoy chicken opor made last night.
They have returned to the Ied prayer and have forgiven, many shed tears because they were touched:'
"Thr is Ongkel transferr." They check their cell phones.
One and a half million from Zean. Shortly thereafter entered from Aska, Zia, Aksa, Zai, Luis, Zeva, Zeco, Alice, and Hans.
Thr rich man is differentaaa.. play transferr brooo!
"Thank God, gaisss. Finally, I have savings." Upi feel happy, like a leak that can thr.
"Along with no money? What howa?" Ask Aksa.
"Gue love, Cuy. Monthly ration, but not for a month already exhausted. I don't have any money." Upi.
"Btw, my dear, where is the wait not to come?"
"Well, momm?"
"Assalamu'alaikum's chat.."
"Wa'alaikumsalam's chat. Long live you, Senn!"
'Huh?! The arseeennn! Crazy, handsome son of mana! But he's a handsome man who's not human!' inner Asya screamed.
Asya never praised this seeee-alay man. That means, Arsen is really handsome.
After shaking hands, Arsen looked at Asya with a strange look. Like gazes... Missy?
"This anyway, Arseenn?" Ask Frizy.
Arsen smiled faintly, somewhat badmood looking at Upi and Keja. "Gue Arsenic, bang."
"Lu still think I'm Asya's girlfriend or her fiance?" Arsen nodded slowly.
"Yes, right?" Arsen asked while looking at Upi and Asya's fingers. They do wear a couple ring, even though it's a tripping ring.
"Nooooo! Big noo's! In the history of perhitleran we do not have the same name marriage cousin yes, do not cadaa." Omel Zeco's.
Upi and Keja laughed, "not opaaa. Just because Asya aja kemarenn."
"Wait wait..."
Arsen looked at Asya, "cousin?"
"Yes, cousin."
"Anjirtttt, you know what I called you! I'm tormented for a day not calling you!" Arsen said a little prustasee.
"Which told you not to contact who?" Asya sok cuek.
Arsen approached, pinching his cheek softly.
"SIR RW!"
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Asyaa POV
Assalamu'alaikum.
I represent all the actions of Barbar Generation –, including author–, apologizing profusely if most of the sentences are toxic or maybe there are words that offend us.
A bit late, but how else do you want? Author sengklek likes molor time up. Ehh, do not gibah later I'm in matiin same author.
Bye, yep. Anyway sorry to be born and batahn, gaisseu. Please maapin, but if you don't want to maapin!
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