The Barbarians
The camerrr house

"Well, where are you going to stop by?" Ask Febby.

"Round around the bentar, Miii." Answer Frizy.

They all sat on the grass and enjoyed ice cream.

"I have a caiir!" Complain Racksa.

"The same thing" said Upi.

"Heyyyooo gaiss!" Asya just showed up.

"Where's your cream?"

"In the fridge, why?"

"Dihh, not a hue. It can be all!" Omel Keja's.

"Can't say you are!"

"Yes," Keja and the others brought the ice cream back into the house and put it in the freezer.

"What do I have?" Ask Racksa with her smile.

"Wrap it again, taro kulkass!" Answer Arsen.

"Where is the package so begooo?!"

"Who opened it first."

"Godhhh!"

"Udahh, eat it. If you are less opaa buyin." Hans's Word.

"Ouckin' whey!" Racksa enjoys her ice cream. Others are busy enjoying the purchased celiman.

"Zafran all paid?" Ask Zean.

"Yes, Ongkel. Why emang?"

"Gapaa. If it's a joint venture, gogel keplak si Zap."

"Luh?"

"Pelit kali la diaaa if you ask for a joint venture." Zean answered, they chuckled.

"Luckily all Bang Zap payr, if not in the same sign Ongkell Zee!" Zafran.

"Jogeddd tiktok yuuu." Bring Keja. In addition to his hobbies like racing, Keja is also a tiktok celeb who likes to show off good looks.

"Asha didn't follow. No pande jogedd!"

"alah, bacott. Come on, I rarely see you."

"Follow up, Syaa. Every now and then," tell Kinan.

"Here's my shame, Ontyyy."

"Sok has a shame, usually a shame."

"Shut up!" Azril chuckled.

"Kuyylahh!" Frizy forced Asya.

By all compulsions Asya followed their will. He stood at the front.

At first, I refused, what next?

It was the crazy thing in every video. Especially when the sound dj, I've hummed the Asya.

But make no mistake, Asya was invited to jog but Asya was also forbidden to jog. We've got a hip shake, Zafran, Arsen, Azril and Frizy come up and cover it up.

When they finished, they backed off. As long as there are scenes that are considered less profanity, the four men continue to do the same. Sometimes they forbid Asya from moving and told him to stay in place.

"Yes! Zuck." He nodded after a few minutes of jogging.

"One more thing, hunt!" Bring Upi.

"Outside?"

"Udahh here." Asya came closer.

"Free handsome dream yahaaa boyfriend! Tetrett!!"

Azril who felt singed eh offended stared at their cynics.

"Sad this is mahh!" They laugh.

"Azril mental brikdensss."

"Sad time nak bujang kuu." Zia Ledek.

"Ohh, mommyyy!!" They laugh again.

"Lagiann lu begooo. Many other girls know, why do you embrace girls?!" Tanya Arsen cynical.

"Chick people are more seductive."

"Well come on you later if you get into people's households!" Azril.

"Another girl begeee a lot!"

"Yeah, a lot of other girls. Then why are you still alone?" Keja auto.

"Gue. I play a set of prayer tools paid in cash. Not playing sweet promise abistu disappeared."

"Aseeeek! Mantep ughaaa my son." Praise Zai proud. Keja and Zai are chivalrous.

"Bullshitnya itu, a lot of victims ghostingnya Keja." Sahut Upi's.

"Hahahahahahahah, snatch!" Keja stared at the snide Asya who was laughing.

"Lu just asked me to say yes, yes. I'm telling you again" said Keja annoyed.

"And you asked me to be the same I begoooo. How's that you?!"

"Oiya, forgot. You're older, yeah."

"Goddessa!" They chuckle.

"My mo live instagram, bye!" Asya walked into the house and sat back on the sofa in the living room.

Asya's cousins followed him.

"Helooo, gaiss! Meet again with Azril who paaling handsome all over bbg!!" Sapa Azril. Asya immediately stared at the cynical Azril, Azril even grinned.

"Maclums, sksd's disease." Ledek Asya's.

"Camprett!" Asya.

"Sister Asya where??– At homeh halmonii, mommy her mommy."

"That's who's kakk? How many guys are aaa.– They are sodaraa sodara laknat sayaa."

"Tampoll is dead to you." Asya grinning the horse.

"Sister Asya gorgeousk bangettt.– Aww maaciiii."

"It shouldn't be praised, fly him." Racksa protest.

"Berr, I should have said Asya's old brother was so." Keja Sahut.

"Iriii says babuuuu!"

"Eh, why is my face really old?" Ask Asya to Keja.

"Not crazy, why?"

"So I met my kids, kept calling them tantees."

"Pff! Bastarr old!" Upi Ledek.

"Sianjirrr, the real one!"

"Where the hell are you, Dekkuu? He called you aunty out of nervousness" Zafran replied as he approached Asya.

"Come on, Bang. That means Asya's not old, is he?" Zafran.

"Asya kek cheap chick, yeah. Every day will change guy.– Disease, disease! One of the schools that I want to wake up from before is finger school." Zafran rose apitam.

"The more people come here the less they know how to condition their fingers. What is in the comments without thinking about the feelings in the comments. If the comment is true, yes mending, this is not."

"Yeah tauu, everyone is free to comment. But if you want to comment, first think what really ngaknya! Be a good person, please. If you don't know the truth mending you diem, than I ask for a fistfight."

Asya retreated, hiding himself as his brothers came forward to attack.

"Lu ngetikan that's not thinking? Asya said that we were her solace. Got ears to hear, right?" That's Frizy's voice.

"Who was the name of the ig earlier, do I need to hack? Or do I want to say it?" Ask Azril.

"Ilangin is good, let's mampussss all of you." Sahut Racksa's.

"But, mantapp."

Do not melecee, not a good at playing games doang Azril is also good at this.

"Alah lahhh, mental joint ya.– Oas--"

Asya encourages them all to stay away, "sharelock hunt. I'm on my own, you're on your own. Dare not?!" Ask Asya wrathfully.

"Njirr ngamokk."

"Wake up the lion."

"Bundahh sabarr, sabarr." Upi stroked his hand, violently Asya threw him down.

"Well, weiii."

Arsen approached Asya and whispered, "calm down. It's still lebarann, we'll buy seblak if you calm down." Asya looked at Arsen, and vice versa.

Arsen smiled sweetly, Asya also sighed. "Okayeyy, um!!"

"Sabarr Sya, that was an envious person doangg.– Iyaa tau, nganann gih nganann! Ngiri mulu becomes a person."

"Asyaa, who was that? Who makes finger school? Recognize donggg.– Sure? That polar man's name is Bang Zapp..." Asya points the camera at Zafran.

"See, his face is so cute. But his heart is, I don't know how his heart is."

"Tampoll really wants you?!" Asya.

"So what you whispered, Arsen huh? Whisper whisper what weii?– Ngg-"

Arsen Nyerobot, "mautht whispers."

"Gileee you?! What whisper?!" Ask Azril.

"There's deehh!!"

"Anjirrr, secrets. Bad thing, parahh." Arsen laughs.

"Dahlahh, live a clash. Capek lue," lamented Asya.

"Capek why are you monyett?!"

"The sauce was going to the supermarket, ngantukkk tau want tidorrr."

Asya again saw his phone, "who want to know sodara sodara I ntar I tagged in sg, selling cheaply. Btw, thank you for watching. Assalamu'alaikum!"

Asya shuts down the live then turns to her cousins.

"You why?" Asya asked serem, her cousin stared at Asya's horror.

"Lu sell mee?! Why sell cheap?!" Tanya Upi cynical.

"Sell expensive not sell it, begooo."

"Yes, yaudah gapapa."

"HEEEEE, IDIOT!"

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15.33

"Hwahh, laperr!" Asya came out of her room and then headed for the kitchen.

"Wake up, Princess?" Zafran asked softly from the living room, Asya grinned at the horse.

"Aren't your lapers? Eat first," said Febby.

"Yes, Onty. This will eat," replied Asya. Asya took the rice and side dishes then returned to the living room.

"Where are you going to college?" Ask Zean.

"No tauu. Momm, where's college?" Azril looked at Zia.

"Yes, whatever you want."

"Where are the others?" Ask Ask Ask a change.

"Haikal in London he said, Dino is also possible."

"Where's arsen?" Zai looked at Arsen.

"Cairo, right?"

Arsen shook his head, "it seems not to be going to Cairo, Om."

"Why??"

"Ehm..."

"Because you don't want to be far from Asya, Daddy. Especially if it's not?" Azril LEDek.

"Acute bucin detection." They laughed at Arsen's embarrassment.

"Where's racksa?"

"Australia, Uncle."

"Wouldn't you come to America?" Ask Hans.

"No, Opaa. I forgot to speak English."

"Bacoooott, tell me you don't want to be away from Azril!" Ledek Asya's.

"What pulakk?!"

"Lu kan ukeee. Seme Azril," replied Asya casually.

"Gue throw pake nastar ntar you, seriously!!" Asya laughed seeing the two go berserk.

"Papa's son is normal, isn't he?" Ask Aksa seriously.

"Normalll, Paa. Racksa normall, I swear. That's why it's coming!"

"Papa's afraid you're turning real, Sa. Normal right?"

"Yes, Papakuuu. Gegara lu nihh, monyett!!" Asya laughed again.

"Huhh, thank goodness."

"What if you turn, Ongkel? It'll turn out the same Azril, handsome nii." Upi pointed at Azril.

"You want whatever it takes to get his son out of thereaaa, oonnn." Omel Frizy's.

"Oiya, really, yes."

"Sabaarr sabarr." Asya headed for the kitchen put back the dishes and returned to the family room.

Drtts.. Drtts..

Arsen's phone is vibrating.

"Just a minute, Om, Auntie." Arsen headed to the backyard for a phone call.

Five minutes later he returned and saw Asya trampling on Keja. The others did not help Keja but instead laughed.

"Well, why this?" Arsen asked in surprise.

"So Asya road, continue in the same Jeja Jegal. That's how it is" Racksa replied with a laugh.

"Yeah, yup. Be more flattered later onty's son." Ban Kinan. Get down from there and take a leisurely walk to the sofa.

"Some depression also met Asya." Asya.

"You've met jaraaaaangg. Even if there is a gathering of doangg family, how can it not be awkward?" Ask Syifa wonder.

"Apaaa gig, Bundaa. Where there's an awkward on-campus patting HitSum." Answer Luthfi.

Fyi, Luthfi Leeonardan Hitler or commonly called Upi is the bachelor child of Luis and Syifa.

"Bener tuuu! No word of canggungg." Sahut Azril is proud.

"What's in your dictionary?" Ask Zean.

"What's in the HitSum dictionary is... Asya babya we allaaaa."

Bugh!

Floating couch cushions hit Upi's head.

"Depresott also lue." They laughed except for Asya who was busy eating the nastar.

"His nastar kue Onty Febby only existed when Lebarann." Asya.

"Berr, this snowcake is also just a time of Eid." Sahut Azril's.

"Hahaha, if you want to go to an onty house. Onty bikininn."

"Mending doesn't have to be taken away. They come every day" said Frizy.

"Yes gapapaa."

"Tap– has been."

"Hahahahaaaa, mampussss lu banggg no one supportsgg!" Ledek twins compact.

"I'm still watching, I haven't been sleding!" They chuckle.

"Oh yeah, Arsen, who called you? What's up?" Ask Ask Ask.

"Aaa. that was Om Mikko. Om Mikko ngajak kee where Mr. Andre."

Aska frowned, "already getting along?"

"Yeah. So Arsen can go to college in Indonesia because Alex already penitent." Aska nodded in understanding.

"Thank God, someone changed om as the brat's handler." Asya who was stared at pretended to waste her face.

"Hehe, jeez, if that's how Arsen came home first, Om."

"When?" Ask Febby.

"Yes, Aunt."

"Later Malem here again, Arsen. Dinner together." Arsen only replied with a smile.

"Take a look at it, Sen. You don't want to see I've been this sedepresot?" Keja Complain.

"Beneregrr. Take Asya," tell Upi.

"Apaann cob–"

"Ayokk, would you like to come?" Take Arsen with a sweet smile.

"Come on sanaa. Kasian your brother tuuu, it's almost crazy." Tell Aska, Asya looked at those who were smiling.

"Sniffy kek iblisss. Yaudahh, wait for benarr. Asya mo change clothes." Arsen nodded with a smile.

Asya went to her room.

A few minutes waiting, Asya came out of the room. She wore a skirt over her knees and black stockings, her ankle boots were also black. Asya wears a mocca-colored knit sweater top. He also let his hair fall out.

For whatever sake, Asya was beautiful with this kind of appearance.

"I'm fascinated." Praise Keja.

"Remember, that's your cousin!" Zafran closed his eyes while laughing. Keja grinning the horse.

"This is pretty. Why haven't you been like this before, Syaa?" Ask Zai.

"Dance, Ongkell. Ribett."

"Continue, why change?"

"Ginii, will meet Mr. Andre and his wife later. If his wife says that she does not let alone bring mommy daddy is not good to hear. Soii, to tick–"

"Bacot, go there quick!" Azril's Order.

"But, anjirrr!" Azril smiled smirk.

"Lu take a shower, right?"

"Before I left the room I took a shower!" They berohria.

"So go no?" They looked at Arsen who had not blinked yet.

"Senn?" Aksa seduces Arsen.

"Eh? Yes, Om."

"Tersepona also presumably, until not flickering lohh." Ledek Upi, Arsen grinned while holding his nape.

"Udah, right? Ayokk."

Before leaving, Arsen shone their hands one by one which was also accompanied by an apology.

"Be careful!" Arsen smiled.

"Go first, everyone. Assalamu'alaikum."

"Getishalight."

"Cieeee, to the camerrr house."

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"Lu why is she so beautiful?!"

Asya laughed at him, "why?"

"Yes gapapaaa, the more gemess I see you feminine like this." Asya grinned, Arsen reached out and stroked Asya's hair.

After that, Arsen clasped his hand. Asya returned Arsen's grasp but his eyes looked out the car glass instead.

The cup!

Arsen kissed the back of his hand.

"Oh yeah. Did you meet Darren back there?"

"Pretty-apainnn. But you know what? Darren has a son, his name is Dave."

"Seriously? She's widower?"

"Gue feels so. The son is handsome tauu, gemesiinn, sopann very well."

"Reverse comparison is the same, huh??"

"Hohh." Arsen laughed when he heard it.

"It's really nothing, isn't it? What did he say to you?"

"Eum.. tell me who ngaco ngacoo! He also told Dave that I was Davee's future parent, ngaco kann?!"

Arsen sighed, "ngaco kebangetan is mah! You're my son's future mother!"

"But moduss!"

"Gue seriouslyss tauu."

"Yek!"

"Yaudah, if you don't believe, don't buy it."

"Ishh, what?! Buy dongg!"

"Okee, if you want to buy say one sentence you really want to say."

"Eumm. doesn't exist."

"Related?" Asya nodded.

"Looky squeak."

"Fine. I just want to say, you're handsome and the handsome is inhuman!!"

"Isn't he?" Arsen tempt.

"It's not that old?"

"Can I tell juj–"

The cup!

"I love you!"

"Aishhhh! Pipii I'm not a virgin anymore!" Arsen chuckles.

"Gapapaa, my dear tetep equally luu."

"Dihhh, mode!"

Arsen.

A minute later, they arrived at Mr. Andre's house. Mikko was in front of his car waiting for Arsen.

"Of." Arsen and Asya shook Mikko's hand.

"Sorry, Om. Wait for the ironclad angel first."

"Senn!!" Asya hit Arsen's arm slowly. Mikko laughed seeing it.

"Corn in." They also entered at the same time.

"Assalamu'alaikum."

"Wa'alaikumsalam, finally the son of papa datangg." Andre said happily.

Arsen smiled awkwardly, "uhh, this is Asya?"

"Yes, sir."

"Oh, this is outside of school. You're different if you're outside." Asya.

"Gilee, pretty bangett you, Syaaaa. So what's my girlfriend?" Alex appears.

"Dihh, sape you?!" Alex looked at him cynically, Asya and the others laughed.

"Cantikk bangett kamuu, what's her name?" Ask Mama Alex towards Asya.

"I'm Asya, Auntie."

"Oohh, here's Arsen's handler." Asya was so awkward hearing that.

"Is this your girlfriend, Sen?" Ask Mom Alex.

"No, Auntie."

"Aunty? Call mommy." Ask Mr. Andre.

"Not.. Mother." Alex smiled happily at her.

"It's good to hear you call momma, sorry mom, Arsen." Arsen replied with a smile.

"Father, Mother. Which we have already passed."

"Luu style!"

"Whispering!" Alex laughed at him.

"You look just like Dad, Sen. Why didn't you realize that this troublemaker was your son?"

"Father of cataracts, maybe."

"Aaghh. ouhh, akhatt byyy." Ringis Arsen was in pain, Asya was pinching him.

"Asbun that's the mouth! It's papa luu!!"

"Hehee, look forward to apologizing." Arsenic Whispe.

"Goblougg!" Arsen laughs.

"You two are dating for sure, right?!" Mikko asked narrowed his eyes.

"No, Om. No," replied Asya.

"I'm not sure." Alex Sahut.

"Eumm, not a girlfriend?" Asya shakes.

"Later direct jad–"

"Good, can you mate Arsen later."

"HUH?! What soul mate?! Don't be no, Pa. Arsen enemyin again mauu?!"

"Well, how angry is that?"

"Well, what the fuck is Arsen's mate? Alex is aja tuhh!"

"Alex has Adinda, you have to."

"NO! If you're Arsen's mate, Arsen's gone from Indonesia."

Asya looked at him seriously and then looked up, 'okk ngamok this bachelor?! Gertak doang definitelyi, yakali he wants to leave Indonesia. If you really want to go, which country would you like to accept?'