THE THOUSAND-MOUTHED BROTHER-IN-LAW
1.Hallowed

"Finally we are halal mas" said Tyas while cleaning the makeup that covers his sweet face all day.

"Yes yank? Now Uda can hug you?" Said grabbed his wife from behind.

"What a taste? How the person who held the reception for days, had not been tired" complained Tyas to Said who is now her husband.

Said did not respond to his wife's remarks, only that he continued to lean his head on the nape of his wife's pure white, occasionally anxious while biting small.

"Mass? There are still many people at home, I'm ashamed that in the morning it looks wet hair" while avoiding her husband who turned out to look aggressive to make the fur around the arms and neck goosebumps.

"La you're my wife, keep wet hair what can be sure to end the relationship, say just finished coming the month. Beres yank?" Said whine like a child.

Tyas who heard it tried to hide his nervousness, but his heart and brain delivered fantasies that seemed to make himself horrified.

"I want to go to the bathroom" said Tyas, releasing her husband's arms.

"Don't you take this long Uda night? Watch out if you run away" Said said as his hands held his wife's jaw gently and anxiously.

"You're a pervert! Your eyes are conditioned don't stare at the weird" Tyas stumbled away leaving her husband with a red and timid face.

While her husband giggled himself to see the funny behavior of his wife. He thanked God for giving a woman who sincerely loved him despite bad actions that had never been told by Tyas himself just keep it alone and not ready to lose his wife.

While in the bathroom Tyas still holds his chest because he has not been able to regulate his heartbeat which is beating very fast. The confusion and confusion he felt.

"When did Uda meet often? Yes indeed never touch but cook is this stuff me, God I'm ashamed? How to cover it up so as not to look tacky" Tyas spoke to himself in the bathroom with the occasional flushing remnants of his makeup. But something is felt from the body.

"Why be a keblet anyway? " So he finished his goal. However as he raised the underwear on the bottom He was surprised, but also made his heart a little relieved.

Tyas returned to the room, thinking the right answer when her husband asked.

Kreeettt.the sound of the door opened slowly so that surprisingly said who was busy lying down to see his cellphone. But what makes Tyas suspect said too hastily hide his cellphone behind the pillow. Tyas looked at her husband's face.

"Your eyes yank, sharp!! I'm horrified to see it. Here let the mas eat" said quickly pulled Tyas' hand.

Tyas rebelled and did not heed her husband's words. Tyas quickly took the phone hidden by her husband.

Said's face suddenly tense up.

Tyas continued to search for the folder that had just opened from the phone. It did not take long because when the small box in the right corner of the phone was clicked appeared chrome folder. It was clicked by Tyas.

When Tyas's open-eye folder is perfectly rounded, with a slightly reddened face, how not to turn out said open the search with keywords (How to do the first night according to Islam and not forgotten) .He immediately returned and opened the phone's green-figure app. After it opened he saw some messages from friends said then his eyes were fixed on the group chat that still looks active. She asked her husband for permission to open the WhatsApp app. Yes even though she had opened it first, but to read it she wanted to make sure if her husband did not mind.

"Mas can I open your WhatsApp" Tyas told Said.

Said who also did not know about the contents of the message just agree.

Tyas quickly opened the group chat first

[Id this first night you have to prove to your wife, yes at least 1 hour. because if you only give a few minutes. Well you can-can be left later] a written message from his friend Diki.

[Are you gay? Said must be his wife. Rich he manjain his trail] Bayu written his name on the chat.

[Woy don't bother!! Said still enjoying the paradise of the world, soon he will be a lion who howls his voice at the end of his meal? Which makes Tyas goosebumps and screams] Tyas sees the message from Adi. The one who used to be close to Tyas.

"Such a recipe for mas said" Tyas said in his heart.

"[Oh yes oh no no no no no] now the message is written under the name mbak Evi.

Tyas's mouth rounded and returned the chat and immediately checked Evi's name, then he saw the profile of a woman with a small boy.

"Who is this!" Said Tyas with his angry face. But when she was angry with her face that she slightly forwarded towards her husband. said Mala semangkin likes and anxious.

"Oh that? His wife bang Dedi? Why" said said casually while hugging his wife's waist.

"Why can she have a chat group with your boyfriend" Tyas now spoke while releasing her husband's hand which continued to tease parts of his body.

Said did not reply, only continued to tease his wife.

"I seriously asked you!" Now Tyas spoke a little firmly and his eyes looked suspiciously.

"That's bang Dedi, sometimes he if hp dipake his son, reply using his wife's number. Ntar if his son uses his wife's phone he replies using his own number. Moreover, he officially so like he wants to be made how it is a group. Um are you jealous?????" Now said looked into the eyes and face of his wife who looked shy.

"That's not it? Strange as that? Moreover, the message was very striking in the group, amused I read it" while goosebumps Tyas revealed his heart.

" Let's not amused read that is so, mending we play together" said he tickled his wife's stomach

Thus making Tyas squeal with his loud voice. It could be that the person in the middle room heard his voice. Tyas continued to wrangle because he was a person who could not be tickled.

"Mas Uda I'm tired? My stomach ache" he said, geez.

"Sleep yuk" she said, turning her back to her husband's body.

"Ohh apparently my wife is a person who does not like pleasantries, just want to go straight" said hugging his wife from behind.

"Know not sin for wives who sleep behind their backs" he said again.

"Astaghfirullah halazim" Tyas said as he turned his body. Who would have thought Mala's face hit the chest of her husband's field. Who does not use a top, notah when the man opens his shirt.

"Kok not wear clothes that are not cold" Tyas tried to say casually, even though his heart was like a restless person visible from his reddened face.

"Ohh so you're cold, is it also so cold if you don't wear gini clothes? The blanket, right?" He went in and held his wife's hand.

Tyas, who looked nervous as his hand was held, closed his eyes tightly and took a deep breath and let out slowly to overcome his nervousness.

"Cock your hands cold yank, keep his eyes why closed so tightly, looks so lying. This is again your breath that makes me goosebumps, don't blow it into my chest?" Said teased his wife.  "Oh yes your heartbeat is heard in my ears yank, you do not want to hear" now the head said deliberately leaned on his wife's chest just to hear the heartbeat.

But his actions gave Tyas goosebumps and a restless person whom he himself did not know why could be like that.

(When I prepared words for mas said to stay away from me temporarily, but why could it be this way) Tyas lamented in his heart.

"Don't be nervous, I'm not in a hurry. Relax" said trying to calm his wife's heart. Though he himself is also regulating his heart that continues to be turbulent.

Said tried to kiss his wife's forehead gently for the first time. Likewise with Tyas who was first touched by a man, her husband. Said then continued to kiss his wife's eyes, nose and cheeks. Then slowly his lips touched his wife's lips.

Tyas was shocked and immediately opened his eyes. But quickly said try more in******* his wife's lips.

Tyas who was embarrassed then tried to learn to balance the aggressiveness of her husband. Until it is no longer cold, then said tried to kiss the neck of his wife's tie and occasionally bite to leave a reddish mark.

Said now tried to unbutton his wife's pajamas, but Tyas' hand tried to hold back with his eyes still closed.

"I-I can't mas" Tyas kept trying to shake her husband's hand.

"Why? Don't fear?" Said tried to calm him down.

Tyas was no longer able to reply to her husband's words, as said outwitted her concentration. Said like getting his new toy, continue to pamper his wife gently so that Tyas still feel comfortable when near him. Now the top of Tyas clothes are also open only leaving underwear only. Then said pecked the flat stomach, making Tyas surprised and amused.  Said ignored him, Mala was anxious with the expression on his wife's face.

Then his hand turned to his wife's sleeping pants but again his hand was pushed aside by Tyas.

"Can't I ?" Tyas said he couldn't.

"Why? You scared? It's okay to relax. Or you want to drink" said.

Tyas just nodded his head without answering anything. Said immediately took water on his wife's dresser.

"Mas for tonight I can't? I'm coming by the moon" Tyas said carefully.

Said who heard it turned to his wife.

"You're not lying anymore, are you? Don't be afraid you're delaying this yank?" Said again seduced while holding his wife's hand.

Tyas also nodded.

"If you don't believe me, can you see? But wouldn't it be disgusting if I had to tell you" Tyas looked down on the bed.

"I'm not disgusted, but it's not necessary that I trust you?" Said hugs and kisses his wife's forehead" Then now we rest, tomorrow we have a lot of work. Sure the boiler tomorrow ration for us, save a lot of energy (the boiler is a big pot term for cooking rice).

Tyas got up and wanted to put his body back on the bed.

"Yank?" Said stopped his wife's steps.

"Yes mas?"

"I believe in you, so there's no need to point either" said teasing his wife.

"Thank you mas?"  Tyas wants to raise his leg again.

(Looks like he didn't realize that his PMS was staining his pants) said while looking at his wife.

"Yank? You see, see," said back to stop rare Tyas.

"Astaghfirullah halazim mas, I have not used pads, forgot my stock, Uda this night wear what try" said Tyas confused.

Said thought for a moment and then looked at the watch on his wife's dresser.

"Not midnight right, I'll take Diki to search in indomaret" said said while wearing his shirt back.

"Oh so your friend who participated in our reception one of them Diki? Pantesan jahil, which is the person, anyways why must the same him anyway mas! It could be me" now Tyas is sulking.

"Yank you're in such a state you can be held out, ntar if you are there Gimana floods?"

"Yes already? But don't tell your friends that buying pads can be taunted by us". Tyas told his idea to Said.

"Yes yes. Y Uda take a break first huh.."

Said left his wife's room.

(Why the idea finished coming the month of Mala so actually came the moon anyway) grumbled said in his heart.

"Where'd the id go?" Surti's mother from Tyas.

"Let's go out for a while and find a need for Tyas, suddenly sick" said with a smile.

His feet stepped into the living room looking for his friend. It turns out that Diki is not there, which looks only his family who have slept, his legs also stepped out, it turns out that Diki is outside with his nephew Tyas who is around 20 years old.

"Where are you going?" Said Farid looking at me.

"You go to Indomaret for a while, there's something to look for, you're on me looking around too" said walked towards them while patting Diki on the back.

"I know what you're looking for? Tomorrow, just fast?" Said Diki grinning while eating beans while squatting.

"I still get this punishment, look at my good card" Diki did not stay silent when forced by said.intentionally he took the nose dirt and put it in his friend's arms.

"Nyong slovenly" said as he clucked his friend's head.

At the same time Diki card was declared the winner, finally one of them who played in place of Diki who crouched.

"Corn! The first night instead of playing the same wife, Mala gangguin temen, you know not this Friday night, you love the rich kuntilanak" cericos Diki while wearing sandals and walking to ride a motorcycle used said.

"Huss your cage habit" said squeezing Diki's lips. (The word means mouth)

"Om through the road just there, from here a little serem" Farid's temptation to said and Diki.

Said and Diki looked at each other.

"Hahahah joked "now Farid is grim feeling innocent.

Said and Diki left Tyas' yard to Indomaret, not too far from Tyas' house.

"Find what the hell is midnight gini, flowers, what menjan" Diki again said that was not at all liked said.

"Don't let me drop here you dik, kok ngasal" said said adding speed to his motorcycle.

There was nothing else Diki said throughout the journey. They arrived at Indomaret, immediately said and Diki entered looking for what was sought.

" Don't you look for Kon**, right?" Again Diki said casually.

"I'm already Halal, say use soan, indeed you are not responsible, I try to see, halalin first just touch" said reply Diki with insinuation.

Long enough said and Diki muter-muter looking for something but not yet found.

"What are you looking for I can help you with" said Diki impatiently.

"Promise you don't limp ya" said said make sure his friend."but not so, I asked the sister".

Said walked away from Diki, while Diki followed from the direction of another alley. Intentionally wanted to eavesdrop on his friend's conversation.

"Ehmm mbak? Well, there is safety for women" said to one of the workers.

The woman was surprised and confused to answer said question

"What do you mean bang? Women's safety is not there, it is in the midwife bang, or in the pharmacy, but if safety for men there is a bang" said the worker.

Diki who eavesdropped grimly heard his friend ask about safety. But he kept waiting for Said to return.

"So there's no way I'm wearing that, is that you? What the hell it is, who likes to have ads on TV, I know but it's hard to say" said said confused.

Diki who understands where the direction of the conversation said directly nongol.

"Mbak balancer? Which part is it?" Said Diki to the working woman.

"Ohh sanitary pads. there bang, let me show you." The worker walks ahead and stops in the corner of the room.

"That's bang, which one to choose? " The woman left them both.

"Which one, which one?" Said added the dilemma of seeing all his brands.

"So no need, now ask!! Where do I understand? But wait for me to ask Wulan first" said Diki.

"Wulan who?" Said was confused.

"She's name was Wulan?"

"Sokay know you." Said melengos's.

Diki walked a little ahead..

"Sister Wulan?" Soft Diki vibe.

"Yes bang, how do you know?" The woman was shy.

"Neither help, may I have a minute?" Goda Diki's.

"Can, what is it? " The woman approached and began to follow Diki's steps leading towards said.

"Gini brother? My friend is looking for a sanitary pad for his wife, which is good, which is yes, or which many women usually wear" Diki said softly to his interlocutors.

Now the woman named Wulan was embarrassed by the question posed by Diki

"Ehmm his wife did not say what her brand was bang, or usually wear the usual or winged that" said the woman again.

Now Diki giggled and said confused

"I called you first?"  Say it while going a little far to contact his wife.

While Diki Mala seduces a worker named Wulan.

"Where are you going? Here first, if my friend needs help how?" The woman just nodded.

"Oh yes my sister just got married today, it should be the first night Mala not so, I can see it" shouted Dani behind her friend.

"Bang but looks plain temennya, must be loyal parents" said the woman as her eyes glanced at Diki.

"I'm also plain brother? But to know something also does not mean experienced, right education" style Diki with confidence.

"His brother sewot, feel ya bang huh?" The woman's ejek chimed in on Diki's words

"Oh this big brother, yes not..Oh yes brother Wulan which person?" Saying pleasantries.

"Near here, oh yes I know my name is Wulan"

"Tu of his nametag" replied Diki. "Oh yeah bole didn't ask for his WA number"

"Our work is supervised by CCTV bang" he declined subtly.

"Oh that? Gini aja deh, brother can return to the job of brother, but ntar slippage in our grocery bag number brother" Rayu Diki.

"Ehmm ok deh, then I go back to work ya bang" said a woman named Wulan"

From a distance said back to where Diki waited.

"Where, what land route does the air line" said Diki.

"You mean?" Answer said confused.

"Yes who have wings what is common" seduced Diki.

It turned out that the woman named Wulan heard their conversation while giggling while tidying up a shelf not far from where said and Diki stood.

"This I sent this photo, the end of the explanation to be confused, the brand read it to be confused, not the color anymore, the size is also" really complicated women.

"Let me find it!" Diki snatched his friend's phone while looking at it and took out two containers and gave it to said.

"Cock two" said furrowed his brows.

"Women are PMS normally 7 days, at least one day 2 To 3x change, that's not necessarily enough either." Then Diki stopped talking because there was a woman who was watching him. " Ehmm cook you do not know about it, it looks like the school often truant" back Diki rectifies the ucpannya.

"I'm not in school about girls, I don't understand. Your mother who often" suddenly said mouth stopped because Diki immediately grabbed Diki's groceries quickly, saying.

" Mostly loved by teachers, right?  Uda yuk, it could be out you go home late, especially say the girl if PMS likes to get angry" said Diki while approaching the cashier.

They also pay for groceries, Diki continues to look at the woman named Wulan.

"Wait for me to buy a snack first," Diki returned to the snack rack that was being arranged by Wulan.

"It's written yet, you promise lo, know the law of promise right" Diki did not run out of ways.

"I never promised a bang?" The woman did not want to lose.

"Sir brother said ok. That's the sign yes. So it has to be a responsibility"

"Y Uda wait a minute "a woman named Wulan walks over to the cashier's desk.

Diki also carries his groceries towards the cashier as well.

The woman named Wulan wrote something on paper and put it in their plastic grocery bag.

Finally they rushed home while carrying groceries, but Diki asked said that he who continued to carry groceries until home with the fear of eating his snacks eaten by said.

While in the entrance alley to the tyas house, Diki was surprised by the white shadow from the direction of the palm oil plantation.

"Id it's whatan, astaghfirullah, Allahuakbar, laillahaillallah.."

"Apaan anyway" spontaneously said also look in the direction that Diki saw. Then they were shocked together and immediately hit the gas at high speed. Fortunately, the road was neat and no more vehicles passed.

Arriving at home they are greeted by Tyas and other friends.

"Why so, richly chased by your ghost mas, but did you ride a motorcycle?" Tyas

"Husss are we being chased by demons? Tu near the oil palm plantation before the bridge" said Diki .

Now Tyas and Farid laughed together as they frowned. Even Farid while squatting stood up to hear the continuation of our story.

Tyas laughed while shedding tears

"What the heck Mala laughed" said mas said and Diki while with annoyed eyes

"That's the parmen mas, the less sane person in this village? His job is looking for used goods while nakuti people use burlap sacks that he bawak at night" said Tyas while holding his stomach.

"The sound of her laughing is funny" said Diki chimed in Tyas' words.

"Funny but hit my thighs, get a gas shot the quickest." Said was annoyed at Diki.

"Shock I id" said Diki set his breath.

"That's what I said earlier oom, but because I believe oom may not be afraid of such things so I didn't say" Farid said

"What is this" said Tyas holding a small paper from inside the bag.