Being the King of War's Smart Wife
The Guardians of the God Mountains
OCTOPUS MUTASI who was now in the mountains of gods immediately sneezed for no reason. He clings tightly to Orange's arm for fear of being thrown away. Though this had already reached the foot of the god mountain range. Can he just sneeze?
Who's talking about it right now?
"You comedown. We've arrived" said Orange, who was upset. One of his ears moved violently.
The rear-legged beast was unwilling to descend and was so happy to stick to it. Bell himself had climbed the mountains of the gods to face the guard. Inevitably, People released the white-colored mutated octopus and attached it to one of the snowy trees.
“Please wait here. Bell and I are going to report first. You don't go there because it's not part of the guard.” Orange gave him understanding.
“You can't just abandon me. Remember, I need water to soak.” The mutated octopus suspects that Orange will leave it.
“Huh! I gave you a chance to live in the sea, but I didn't want to. Now you need water. Don't you know if the river just freezes?” Orange sneering. He did not have time to talk to this eight-legged beast and immediately went to chase after Bell.
“...” The mutated octopus thought about this. Is the ocean frozen too? Her thought.
Right now, Bell and Orange were going to the top of the god mountain range which was so cold and full of holy aura. There was a special array that locked onto the mountain range until not a single mutation star was able to enter it.
The two approached an old man in white robes, with a long beard that reached his chest and gray hair. The old man was cross-legged while holding the Buddha beads. Bell and Orange aren't sure whether to talk now or wait for him to finish’a.
After quite a long wait, the old man finally opened his eyes and got up. His body which was covered in some snow did not make him cold. He turned around and looked at Orange and Bell who were human.
“You are finally back,” said the old man with a somewhat tired look.
“Sang Keeper, we have completed this punishment. We hope the Guardians will still let us to guard this god's mountain range.” Bell immediately pleaded.
The old man stroked his white beard and let out a long sigh. “If it wasn't for you guys, Hei Long's soul wouldn't have come off,” he said immediately turned around, glancing sideways with a feeling of ostensibly regret.
The faces of the two cat incarnate mutation beasts immediately pale and hurriedly turned into cats. Both of them approached the old man's feet and pulled the tip of his robe while looking up. Aren't we cute? You will melt when you see us ... Think both.
“Sang Keeper, please forgive us this time. We were negligent before, but there won't be another time. Rest assured, we will be the cat responsible for guarding the god's mountains and getting the fish— uh, I mean get god's blessing.” Orange said kindly. His mind was reminded of the fragrant grilled fish.
“Yes, that's right. The Guard, we beg.” Bell is also supportive.
The white-robed old man felt the pull at the end of his robe growing, only able to exhale helplessly. He was sure that if he did not give both of them a chance, it would probably meow all morning and night. Inevitably, the old man wanted to give him a chance. But ….
“You talked about fish? Are you hiding something?” The old man started to show his cunning horns.
“Hah? The fishes? Yeah, ada. But you must allow us to be guards again. If not, do not expect any fish, even squid only does not exist.” Orange started negotiating.
“.…” Since when did the two god-mutated cats start to get smart?
The old man could not lie to them and kept his Buddha beads in his pocket. “Good. No more punishment. You will be the guardian of the gods' mountains. Well, what if we start burning the fish?”
This old man is getting hungry.
As for Bell, he also turned into a human and started looking for a place to shelter, collect firewood and make a bonfire. Some squid are removed, as well as there are other fish as well. Not to mention the meat that Li Chang Su had given him as supplies.
The old man felt that his stomach had grown louder from hunger over the past week. He's been in asceticism long enough.
“Can't you eat meat?” Bell frowned.
“ I'm not a monk. Why can't you eat meat?” The old man sneered.
“...” I thought you were a monk all along, he thought. But the monk always made his head without hair. The old man had hair. Bell thought that monks could also have hair. Turns out he was wrong.
Before long, Orange returned with a white octopus in her hand. The octopus nagged all the way until the white-robed old man looked at him with a curious feeling.
“Will it also we roast?” ask with a little ignorance.
“What??! Who do you want to bake, Old Man? Orange, did you bring me here just for grilled octopus?” The mutated octopus was angry and wanted to strangle Orange in case it had long tentacles.
"Of course not. The Guard, he's not food." Orange immediately explained. He sat down near Bell and released a mutated octopus in order to touch the snow to keep his body moist.
The white-robed old man looked at the white mutated octopus with astonishment. "I thought he'd roast us too. Same with seafood."
"..." - ".The white mutated octopus wanted to shout if the squid they were about to roast was the result of his hard work.
But the atmosphere became so calm. They don't fight each other. As for the white-robed old man, it turned out to be more focused on food than their conversation. But the white-robed old man was curious about Bell and Orange's journey through the years to keep an eye on Zhen Juan who was possessed by the soul of an underground spirit beast.
The two mutated cat god incarnate humans told me they were once saved by a retired emperor. Then settle in the underground tunnels to guard the White Forest. As for the unlucky Orange, Bell felt grateful to be able to meet Li Chang Su.
"Destiny silver dragon bracelet? It seems like in the future, he will help the owner of the bracelet to fight Hei Long," the white-robed old man said as he grilled the squid and the other fish. He had eaten quite a lot.
"She's a smart girl." Bell nodded.
"That's great. That way I won't worry too much. We'll wait for him to come to the god's mountains someday." The white-robed old man already had a picture of the future.
"The Guard, are you actually human or not? Why is it that after we've been gone for so many years, you haven't changed physically at all?" Orange watched the white-robed old man with suspicion. Can the Guard also have darkness or something?
Man is old fast. But this white-robed old man, despite being old, but his wrinkles never increased.
The mutated octopus that was watching from the side was guessing. "It looks like this old man has the science of agelessness."
Finally the white-robed old man laughed loosely and looked at the mutated octopus with pride. "Huh, you smart octopus. Turns out your big head works fine."
"..." - ".What's wrong with my head? Thought the octopus as it touched its soft head.
In the end ... They could all just talk all day to eliminate boredom. Occasionally the old man would prank the mutated octopus into laughing many times.