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The trio cogan's lunch hour break was in the campus cafeteria, they were enjoying lunch with their silly chatter.
"Lo ntar want to go to the office again nyet?" Satria opened a conversation between them.
"Iye, please my mother if she has to intervene alone" replied Alex.
"Eh, that's not Chelsea?" kevin asked as he moved his chin towards Chelsea who were sitting not far from their table.
"Oh" Alex replied indifferently.
Kevin raised one eyebrow. "Cock just oh?" tanyanya's confused.
"Gue's happy with him." replied Alex lazily.
"AH!!"
"AH!!"
Kevin and Satria were compactly surprised and opened their jaws wide, they did not think about the man before them, only two weeks old, now it was broken.
"Seriously lo??? Crazy, bad you cute chick that you stay, mending for me only." chirped Satria.
"Take sono!!" alex says while playing his phone.
"Lo broke up with a girl but your face is normal? Not sad, disappointed, lost or anything?" kevin Cerocos.
"And I told you, I don't use feelings." replied Alex casually.
"Breaked lo, got new karma know your taste!" cetus Kevin's.
"Lo I swear I bang Ke??!!!" Alex started to get emotional.
"So not that nyet, I just don't want to see my sohib get a reply because it often hurts people's hearts." Kevin defended himself.
"Not in a fight why?!" Satria halted the debate before it grew hotter and ended with the split of their friendship.
Alex took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. "Udah, don't talk about Chelsea anymore! Now I want to ask you both for help."
"Somewhat, I want to ask you to teach me how to deketin girls" said Alex.
"HUH??"
"HUH??"
Satria and Kevin were surprised again.
"Hah heh hoh hah heh hoh, I need answers and theories. Shit, I asked for help both of you." cetus Alex.
Satria sat down to face Alex. "Wait a minute, you ask me to teach you to deketin girls? Lah, usually the elo who often change girls, you should be more sinter than us."
"Lo pretend **** or ****really right?? Bang Sat!! You know that I've never taken a girl, they're my own." replied Alex lightly.
Satria only grinned horses. "Yes, too."
"Who the fuck do you mean nyet? The Florencia your guide?" guess kevin.
Alex just put his shoulders back in response.
Satria started getting serious with their chat. "Emang Flo's age how many nyet? Like older than you deh, he said he has been working together nyokap lo more than a year and a half ago, brarti he is older than lo dong?!"
"Is there a prohibition in religion or in the state that a man should not be with an older woman?" answer Alex flat.
"It's not that nyet either, but it's more ethical that the man is more mature than the woman." Satria's defense again.
"Keep if I'm really in love with Flo, brarti not ethical is that it??" murmur Alex.
"You ah my dizziness, how clear to elo." Satria.
"Gue take it off." Alex took his backpack on the bench next door and walked away from his two best friends,
they told me how deketin chicks even make Alex more dizzy.
"Woy, where are you going?" scream Kevin.
Alex just waved his hand without looking.
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