Chasing Barokah

Chasing Barokah
MBH #61. DANGDUTAN BALLAD


"The jogger, you step aside!"


"Si Alvi's got me!"


Such was the cry of the village youth who are now under the influence of alcohol.


"Look, I'm the first one to go on stage!"


"God! Heh! Heh!" some PP pols secure the rioters by clipping their hands and carrying out the event radar.


Not to mention up there, Epi nyak was raging on her husband, "basis aki-aki do not know themselves, downnnn!" he did not hesitate to push Eman's ear to come down, but Kong Eman was still reluctant, "shy you, use come here all, besides the cave does not want to marry again!" hisses.


Jaka who is in the middle of being a target of Epi nyak, "awas Jak! Don't stop me!"


He also almost grabbed Alvi's hair if Rohmat did not hinder, the tantrums of mothers are indeed terrible! The power suddenly increases hundreds of times if it is in the mode of the Suro Cow that makes Mount Kelud erupt.


While under Pudin even took out a cellphone and recorded the historic events of RW 09 while laughing, if uploaded on tik_otok must be viral!


"Vi, get down first!" pinta Jaka when the situation is not conducive.


"Yes bang," he immediately folded the money from the saweran and went down with the help of the drummer. Okie took over the show while the youths who were dancing on stage were forced to stop the swaying while exclaiming, "huuuu!"


"Udah old mah in the house aja kong, kerokan sama bini!"


"Pull it off!"


Jaka brings Epi's nyak, while Rohmat brings Eman's kong.


"It's all right under me, if not at home. Shame if here diiatin many people," said Jaka calming.


"Astagfirullah," he said, Epi has been saying Istighfar.


Jaka and Rohmat help these elders down the wooden ledge towards the bottom of the stage with a movement of Jaka turned to ask Okie to continue the event by Irma.


"Neither, drink first!" Mpok Aya had given a bottle of mineral water while Nyak Epi was still nagging at her husband, and Kong Eman himself had a lot of silence at times snick cynical defense.


"Hadeuhh, aki-aki. It's wrong to not want to be wrong!" Opik joined in.


"Sir, anterin licking back. Din, the return anther also put on my motor." Jaka's Order.


"Ready man."


"Iye Jak's. Yok nyak behind yu, already malem ntar catch a cold!"


The ballad of love wong tuo has already passed with the return of this couple. It was felt that night was cing Anjar, mpok Aya and aunt Hana resigned, while Neta was still there accompanied by Tarka's son.


Many times he yawns, getting used to the fast and regular hours of sleep makes him sleepy at this hour. Plus this pregnancy makes Neta so easily tired.


Jaka brought a bowl of chicken noodles complete with dumplings, "why not yes, have not eaten malem?" he sat next to Neta who was now sitting with Resti while the others had come out of the committee tent to see the dangdut that was returned.


"Hm, you just wanted me to not eat evil!" his lips frowned but still grabbed a bowl of chicken noodles made of small plastic plates so as not to heat and as a container for chicken bones.


"Kang!" Yudha brought a glass of warm sweet tea and boiled beans.


"Oh, thanks Yud. Here!"


"Together, mpok...eat kemaleman?" jest.


"Yes Yud, sad! There's a guest star on the gini flask!" reply manyun, donal mode duck out.


Yudha chuckled, "that's cool, you want to learn!"


"By-can!" neta nodded but her eyes focused on stirring up chicken noodles, "where's this?"


"I deliberately did not sambelin, do not pedes-pedes it, so this is also the chicken season has been sprained," replied Jaka.


Yudha had returned outside, joining the others.


"Later if you have finished eating, I anter neng go home first, kasian do not sleep kemaleman not good for the grandpa."


"You are evil! Someone wants to nyewer I even thou hast stopped!" he put chicken noodles in his mouth.


Jaka raised his eyebrows, where did Neta know about it. Must be Tarka's son talking, Sinai or Ankeu? Which is usually the two girls.


"You want to be rich Alvi just now? I don't want my wife to be considered that low! Plastered pennies or tucked into sheets of money while held-hold."


"You didn't hire me either!"


"Later I sawer, neng gorgeous want to be sawer the same sheet money how much?" tanya Jaka enjoys boiled beans.


"That's red, the money's dead, sweet!" answer Neta.


"But if the current date of the money is still on mengkel neng, there are also those who are still brownish, ash, the same ijo. The blue one is the same red for tomorrow's meal!" Jaka gave a smile.


Neta sneered, "let's say it hasn't been a salary!" salad's fierce.


Jaka laughed at it, "it knows!"


"Ah you ah ah! Merejeki you refused!"


"Suppose you just push back!" jaka replied that Neta was clucking, always her husband was replying.


"About 2 months less have entered the fourth month neng, already have to be ready for 4 months." said Jaka.


Neta nodded, "let mother arrange it, I can not take care of that. When do you want to start hunting suppliers as spare parts for workshops?"


"Good idea! Tomorrow I'll meet Sandi bang, let's not make it difficult for you to come out!" steady nods. In an instant the bowl of chicken noodles had spilled into the stomach of Neta, although not with the bowls.


"Eh, until I forget you!" neta Laughter.


"With nothing, I was still full just eating instant noodles using the committee's consumption. The important thing is that you are the same grandpa" he replied.


"Uluhhh so sweetnya akang, want me cipox ngga?!" the pinch was anxious on Jaka's cheek, until unconsciously in front of them had stood a woman who had triggered a commotion, so, he froze in place when he heard the words fulgar and attention Jaka to his wife, especially when he heard Jaka mention the word dedek.


Ekhem, "sorry to disturb."


Neta snapped her spoils with Jaka and turned towards the woman.


He looked down while playing both hands, "sorry bang--sister Amber, I don't know if bang Jaka was already merit.so still like chasing bang Jaka,"


Neta pulled her slanted smile, "nothing. I deliberately do not negur lo in public when you again tease akang, because later we are both equally embarrassed, akang also later judged ugly. Rich events just now kong Eman," said Neta who has now increasingly close his seat with Jaka, he also can not be separated to hold the arms of her husband wide.


"Thanks!" he could now look at the two.


"Thanks again, oh yes. Can I have a photo with you?" alvi asked, Neta happily nodded, "here!" he patted the chair next to the other.


Two shots have been taken by Alvi on his phone, without Jaka in the portrait. The man refused to take a photo together and chose to be a photographer.


"Thank you brother Amber, bang Jaka.." he came out of the committee's tent.


Now Jaka who grasps Neta's hand and plays it softly, occasionally he kisses.


"Why don't you want to be photographed?" ask Neta.


Jaka shook his head, "nothing. I don't want my face on a woman's phone who's not who I am. Not arrogant, I admit I'm not handsome even ugly. But I just want my ugly face to be on your phone,"


Neta laughed at the confession, "i'm ugly!"


"Devicious but many like it" Neta added.


"Maybe they're looking at it--"


Neta rubbed Jaka's rough face, "ngaco." But then he barked, "meaning you said I'm ngigo too?!"


"Well, if you'll ask me to fit in again dark, again mabok too,"


Neta was increasingly laughing until she held her stomach so funny. Laughter is what Jaka always wanted to see from Neta, hopefully beautiful neng happy always, whatever I will do to make you happy.



Hamm!



Neta was still sleepy when from the outside came a noise.



"Who the hell! Make a stir early in the morning," he shuffled down wearing a Jaka shirt, tomorrow-tomorrow he must buy a shirt of this size to be comfortable at home.



He tied his hair together and then stepped into the bathroom to wash his face again after returning to sleep after dawn, *auto dzuhur bath again*.



"Jaka where?" he was confused looking for Jaka, no need to walk far just to find an existence, because the rented room is only a patch. He chose to search out the house where the storms still occur.



It turns out that last night's husband and wife drama wasn't just finished. Epi nyak still back bersamuk-ngamuk by pouring water towards the Eman kong which is still a sieve and already ngibrit out of the house.



Jaka who was looking for cardboard to pack items in his house while saying goodbye instead had to take care of the two people he had considered as his own parents.



Instantly early in the morning the gang was already excited by this, bang Togar who was still bo xer'an mediated, cing Mu'in and bang Jeje (husband mpok Aya) who again had breakfast came out.



"Do not go home!" his yell.



"Yak, be patient. Kasian babeh!" his son calms.


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