Contract Dating (Contract Dating)
01. IRENE

"This is the 17th time. I can't do it anymore!" Irene said with her head pressed against the table.

"Wiihh.. still kekeh aja nyokap loe, Ren, really want loe spit-cepet mating, hahahahaha," Shasha friend Irene mocked.

Irene Yamasaki girl of Indo-Japanese descent. A job as a barista at a cafe that belongs to Shasha's boyfriend, Kevin's name.

Irene, Shasha and Kevin have been best friends since High School.

The 28-year-old girl is single and enjoys her leisure life to this day. Irene's life is happy and peaceful with her work as a barista and being a hardline BTS fangirl and Korean oppa-oppa lover.

But Irene's peaceful life was always interrupted by the request of her mother who told her to get married soon. We have a blind date once a month.

"Loe knows not Sha, the last guy I met was like.."

We flashback Irene's memories...

Cring.. Cring.. Semriwing.. Semery...

[Flashback]

"Hi guys!! Back again the same I am Mico Ceriko cute cunt eheem slebeeww!!"

His name is Mico Ceriko. Creator content that "said" is famous on tiktok.

"Now I want blind date guys! Besides me, there's this beautiful girl guys!"

The camera that was being broadcasted live was directed to Irene.

"Hey.. What's his name netizen?" mico asked excitedly.

"Irene," Irene replied with a forced smile.

"Waah.thank you for the support guys! Irene tried to say hi to netizens," said Mico whose spirit is still burning.

"Ha..Hi," Irene smiled bitterly.

What the hell makes me ashamed. How do I try to escape this. Inner Irene.

"Irene there are netizens who want nyawer lion if we are so now," Mico increasingly fiery spirit, "Guys.. I'm a little nervous, but for you guys I'm gonna shoot Irene right now in front of you all".

Whats? Crazy people.

Irene widened her eyes full of shock.

Mico put down his phone on the tripod he was carrying. And pull Irene's hand so that her position is right in front of the camera.

Mico kneels with one leg.

"Irene.. I know we just met. But I've fallen in love at first sight with you. I'm Mico Cerico cunning eheem slebeeww, , the coolest and most handsome guy from the ticktock came for you Irene,"

"Will you be my girlfriend, Irene?!"

L.O.L

Irene. He wished he could disappear from there.

"We're dating Irene?!"

"LUSTYAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!"

We go back to this time of separation...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Shasha's laughter broke upon hearing Irene's story, "My stomach is hurting well".

"Ish. Don't laugh!" Irene was upset.

"Whose stage name was that?"

"Mico Ceriko cunning cunt eheem slebeeww!!" Irene and Shasha compactly imitate the style of Mico.

They laughed out loud until Irene shed tears and Shasha's stomach ached with laughter.

"It wasn't even worse before, Ren," said Kevin who was hoarding the exclamation.

"Oh.. oh. I want the body keker keker kyk om Dedy Corbuzier right?" shasha replied.

"Oh, that one," Irene said, turning her memory back.

We flashback again...

Cring. cring. semriwing...

[Flashback]

Irene faced a burly guy with a style that showed off the muscles in her arms. His chest twitched making Irene's hair goosebumps.

"Irene likes sports no? We must exercise often to be healthy and strong!"

Name's Samuel. Muscled men like Dedy Corbuzier. With tight clothes that showed all the shapes of his muscles.

"Sometimes sports really, hehe" answered Irene while drinking ice americano in front of her.

"You want a list of the gym members I'm training at? Will we be able to play sports? Want ya!?" pinta Samuel is excited.

"Let's think about it again yeah, hehehe" Irene replied forcedly

Aah wants to take my leave. Inner Irene.

Not long after there was a girl in sexy clothes approaching.

"Hi Samie! How are you doing? long time no see you iih," he said flirtatiously to Samuel.

Suddenly.

"Hi jeng.. How are you? good news, long time not to go to the gym, see that your muscles become soft like gini," replied Samuel with wood while holding the woman's arm.

Irene could not help but hold her mouth open.

"Duh, I'm so busy lo jeng, same jeng Rini used to arisan, hohohohoho,,,"

Irene's head was like circling. Irene was like jumping into the galaxy.

What the fuck. I want to run away. Inner Irene cried.

"Eh, Samie, this is who I'm not familiar with," the woman asked as she looked at Irene curiously.

"This is my future wife jeng, how? beautiful right? just not enough sport. Later if we are married, I will take sports every day jeng, hahahahahaha," replied Samuel excitedly.

Whats?? Wife-to-be? Crazy people.

Irene couldn't hold back much longer. He also got up from his seat.

"Not.no. not. not a future wife.I'm sorry I first yes.excuse me," Irene immediately ran away.

"Irene.. RASUUUUUUUUUU!!!" shouted Samuel.

Let's go back to the current time...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Shasha and Kevin could not help but laugh.

"Crazy bad.. Bad!" kevin said, still.

"Muscled uh tunya ngondek, hahahahahaha"

"ILFELL I swear," Irene squeaked her eyebrows.

"There's more...there's that mama's son," Shasha began to remind again, "Who's his name, ooh Rudi right Rudi??"

"Waaah.. She was so crazy" Irene kicked her desk, "Every second a minute reports to her mom, crazy no shit!"

We flashback again and again...

Cring.. Cring.. Semriwing.. Semery....

[Flashback]

Irene's eyes scanned from the tip of the foot to the tip of the male's head with a checkered shirt and round glasses standing in front of him.

"Hi, I'm Rudi," Rudi introduced himself and extended his hand.

"Irene," Irene shook Rudi's hand and quickly took it off.

"Irene's eating? My mom said we should eat on time. Since it's lunch time, what will Irene eat?" rudi said with his song, "Oh, I want to ngabarin my mama first if now again the same Irene".

Mama said? Mom's report? Irene's mind while scratching her non-itchy head.

"Oh no need, I just take a drink, I'm on a diet, hehe," replied Irene.

If I eat can-can my digestion even not smoothly later. Inner Irene.

"My mother said Irene was my age, but if we were married later, said Irene must call me Brother huh. Irene and I have to stay with my mom. Mama said I should be a devoted child to parents so Irene should be a devoted wife and daughter-in-law to her husband and in-laws later" Oceh Rudi explained things that had not even happened so passionately.

Not nothing Irene was dizzy not playing.

Oh my Ma, Mama sent a model man like this where else.

Inner Irene cried.

Rudi still continued his chatter about the future plans made by his mother without stopping.

"Trus later we will. bla.bla.. If we have children. blah. blah.. Oh Irene can't work later on. blah. blah.."

"Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha," Irene laughed and cried simultaneously..

CLING!!

Irene vanished leaving behind white smoke.

"Irene.. Irene..??" Rudi looked for confusion.

Let's go back to this moment again...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Shasha and Kevin let go of their laughter while banging on the table.

"Funny huh? Funny?" Irene was upset to see the behavior of her friends.

"Sorry Ren's.. LOL. sorry.. LOL. You see, all the candidates who are caught are no real loe, LOL," Shasha said while not holding back her laughter.

"HUH... Tired me guys!" grouse Irene.

"Eating spec loe do not height Ren," said Kevin gave advice, "Spek loe aja oppa-oppa korea ya so be it, blind eye loe see all prospective loe".

"At least if not as good as oppa Ji Chang Wook at least yes who is sane little cake," protested Irene.

"Trus next month how do you ngadepin nyokap loe next candidate?" asked Kevin curiously.

"Yes loh Ren, next month certainly nyokap loe already nyiapin candidates again right," continued Shasha.

BRAAKKKK!!

"Udah Stop! Enough to get here!!"

Irene stood up from her seat while pounding the table. Kevin and Shasha cuddled in shock.

"Gue will talk to me to tell nyokap I stop here," said Irene confidently.

"Emang bokap loe dare ngrayu nyokap loe? Even though he's a former yakuza from Japan, you're afraid of being just like you, Ren" Kevin said, shrinking Irene's conviction instantly.

"Yes yes guys! So I'm afraid it's just the same nyokap me, so how should dong guys??!! Love the cake solution,"

"At least try to talk well Ren, so wherever they are ortu loe, if you explain about the trauma loe surely they will understand. Don't hide in the truss, Ren" said Shasha, patting Irene on the shoulder and holding her.

"Yes Sha, I tried slowly, yes" replied Irene resigned.

Irene's eyes closed and drifted away in an embrace.