Crimped CEO's Revenge Toilet Dwellers
Jack vs Ninja's

The atmosphere in Lunna's room was so quiet. Both, ninja and Jack are still stretching their respective weapons. The two circled around at one point, while reading the opponent's movements.

From earlier, Jack's sneaky grin was clearly engraved on his face. The man stared intently at the ninja who was stealing glances at Lunna. He believes the ninja's target is Lunna, not himself.

Screeched for a moment. "How much are you getting paid?" jack asked after seeing another ninja enter nimbly through the bedroom window. Now, two ninjas and Jack face each other in a vigilant position.

Instead of answering, one of the female-like ninjas sprinted towards Lunna while swinging a samurai. As fast as lightning Jack confronted the ninja.

The cling!

The cling!

The cling!

The sound of the sword twinkling in the room. Jack is inflamed because fights are out of balance. Not wanting to stretch, he also scratched the face of a male ninja until the cloth attached to his face was torn.

"Gerrr..." The ninja growled low as his face and nose were scratched slightly.

In the next instant, Jack again drew his sword towards the female ninja. The 156 cm tall woman repelled the attack. Now Jack is surrounded by the two ninjas on the right and left sides.

The cling!

Jack fended off the attack when the ninja on the right side was about to swing his stomach sword. Simultaneously the ninja on the left side was about to stab him in the head. But nimbly Jack fended off again. And now it's Jack's turn to strike back.

The cling! The cling! The cling!

The commotion was heard again, Jack staggered back for a moment when the male ninja tore the kimono on his chest. The ninja's steps stopped instantly, the ninja's eye radiance implying confusion. Once there is a gap, Jack again tore the cloth on the ninja's face so that he can clearly see the appearance of the man before him.

"Curtain! You're so ugly" Jack said without stopping the hand movement against the female ninja who was attacking him in a row.

Ninja man smiling cynically. Then swing the samurai to Jack's back, but Jack's tail can detect the movement quickly, he swirled around while stretching the samurai.

Sreth!

Jack gave a rough snort, as his back kimono was torn. His eyes flashed, when he felt his skin eroded a little.

"Blad@b!" Jack jumped high and kicked the head of the male ninja until he fell to the floor.

Bugh!

In the next second, the female ninja who had attacked Jack. Jumping high but he lost agile to Jack. Even now the cloth attached to his face is also torn until he also staggered up to hit the wall.

"Haha!" Jack laughed out loud, lucky Lunna did not wake up because she already knew his wife's temper if she was tired.

Suddenly the ringing of Lunna's cell phone distracts Jack and the two ninjas who are trying to get up to stand up for a moment.

Sambala bala sambalado

It feels hot

Sambala bala sambalado

Mouth shaking tongue swaying

The jengkol stew package is coming

(Check ting-ting - Sambalado)

As soon as Lunna's ringtone echoed in the room.

Just at the end there. Lunna woke up from her sleep. Quickly change the position of the body to sit.

"Jack! My jengkol stew pack alarm has arrived! Why are my eyes closed!?" Lunna was about to take down the cloth attached to her sense of sight.

Not want to eliminate the opportunity of one of the ninja running fast towards the bed. Jack swiftly ran and fended off the ninja's sword.

The cling!

The cling!

"Baby! Don't open your blindfold! There's my business enemy here, you just sleep, yeah!" jack said in front of the bed dispelling two ninjas who were unceasingly swinging swords.

Lunna was in a panic. "Whats?! Your enemy! Then what should I do?!" tanyanya while rewind her body to stick to the wall.

"Just shut up, baby! Don't stay there anywhere, if you're afraid just cover your ears! Never open your eyes!" Jack exclaimed as he pushed the two ninjas until they staggered far back.

"But Jack, my clove pack, how's it going?"

"Oh my God, baby, we're in Japan!" Jack growls for a moment while attacking the ninja who are confused by Jack and Lunna's chatter.

Lunna was fixated for a moment while scratching her non-itchy head. 'It looks like I forgot to turn off the phone alarm.' If Lunna was busy with her jengkol stew.

So Jack was serving both ninjas who seemed overwhelmed to face him, maybe because Jack's height was above average so they were quite difficult. Not to mention Jack's determination to protect his wife is greater, no matter now some of his clothes have been torn.

"****!" Jack cursed when the ninja swords of men and women sliced the skin of his arm.

"Baby, are you okay?" asked Lunna over there when she heard Jack's words just now.

"It's okay baby, I'm fine!"

"Babys!"

Jack shook his head slowly, at times like this Lunna even invited him to speak. Jack patiently replied without stopping the hand movement against the two ninjas in front of him.

"Yes, why baby?!"

"I'm going to shit!!!" From now on, Lunna apparently was holding something down there turbulent to be released immediately.

"Later on, baby! You don't see me fighting the enemy!!" Jack never thought about why Lunna would defecate when she was fighting.

Jack's dilemma. 'Oh my God, what's wrong with Lunna, why is she so sensitive!?'

"I'm sorry baby, just a minute, in a minute!"

Lunna refused to answer. Even now his stomach is getting sick. "Baby, how's this? I want a fart?"

Jack clucked in annoyance. 'Why can I fall in love with her, oh my God!'

"Fart in here!!" Jack is forced to agree while ripping his kimono so that it can cover his nose from the poisonous gas Lunna. As fast as lightning he attached a cloth to his nose while fending off attack after attack from the opponent.

Meanwhile. The two ninjas who listened to Jack and Lunna's absurd talk marveled for a moment without stopping the attack.

Got the green light.

Put!!!

"Anger!" Lunna exclaimed while covering her nose.

"What is this?" hiss ninja man to ninja woman.

The female ninja puts her shoulders on the mark she doesn't know. But immediately flanking his nose when the unpleasant and pungent aroma burst into his sense of smell.

Ting!

The light above Jack's head shone brightly.

"Baby!!!" call Jack to walk to the window on that side.

"Yes, baby!" sahut Lunna while refraining from defecating.

"Fart as much as you can! Get all the babies out, follow my orders! You want to move?"

"Yes, I'm gonna poop!"

"Then from that fartlahhhhhhhhh!!!!!" Jack jumped up high, closed the window with his feet while swinging his sword at the two ninjas until they staggered back there.

Puttttttt!!

Instantly the room was filled with gas coming out of Lunna's butt.

"Abe-chan, what's this smell? Ough, ough, ough!!" The female ninja coughed as the scent that burst into her nose made her claustrophobic.

"Do not know! Ough, ough, oughh!!

Puttttt!!

Puttttt!!

Putttttttt!!!

Putttttttt!!!!

Jack stood up straight to see the two ninjas begin to nausea and did not stop coughing. With sprightly also he smothered his mouth even though he had closed his sense of smell but still still smell.

Puttttttttttttt!!!!!!

This time, Lunna's farting voice was louder and stronger.

"Abe-chan, I can't afford it!" The ninja was about to move but his head was so dizzy for what reason. His body slowly slumped down.

Now the male ninja has spewed his guts onto the floor. For the first time he inhaled a piercing and stinging scent that rendered his body helpless. His whole body was flooded with sweat.

'Is this a new type of poison!? Ms@l.' Inner ninja guy for a moment.

'Hahahahhaa, feel it! That's how I felt when Lunna clung to me!"

Jack laughed loudly in his heart, then glanced at Lunna who seemed to be about to let out a follow-up fart. Not wanting to lose an opportunity. Jack walked up to the two limp-dropped ninjas. Jack's two hands raised the collar of the ninja clothes, and dragged them towards the bed saying, "Baby, now you're waiting for the back! Follow my orders! Hurry along!"

"Huh?! What's waiting?"

"Yes, hurry!"

Without a word, Lunna directs the buttocks according to Jack's instructions.

Puttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As fast as lightning Jack pointed the faces of the two ninjas right on Lunna's buttocks. Until the mouth of the two ninjas froth while convulsing.

Bruk!!!

Bruk!!!

Instantly two ninjas collapsed on the spot, sprawled with their eyes open upward. Jack spewed food onto the floor.

"Hoek, hoek, hoek...."

"Hiks, hyx, hyx, hyx..." Meanwhile Lunna was crying for nothing.

"Baby! Hicks, himiks, hiks...."

Jack looked. "What's up, Baby?" tanyanya then rubbed quickly the rest of the vomit in her lips.

"Hiksss, hikssss! I seem to be flabbergasted!!!!!!! Hicks, hicks..."

Jack's forehead is tightly crimped up to three folds.

'Why is she crying? What is a spit? What language is that?' Jack asked inwardly as he glanced at the ninja lying helplessly on the floor.