Diamond & Head Casper

Diamond & Head Casper
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Cloud's steps came to a halt, as his body stood right in front of a room, whose door leaf appeared slightly open.


Htc .. tok .. tok ...


Knock on the door first, before finally entering to fulfill the call of the Ruler of the room.


"Where have you been?" Looking up at the clouds, then back down to focus on the goal that is still not complete. "The rainbow says, you weren't in your room just now." Still continuing to scribble pen ink on some documents that he had to sign.


"I had met a friend for a while, in the front cafe," replied Awan, sitting his body on a chair, right in front of the man.


"Friends or girlfriends?" the man's clawed as he swept a faint smile at both corners of his lips. The clouds seemed a little misbehaved because of that question.


"My little friend" the Cloud responded. But in his heart he said something else.


Unfortunately, the man in front of him no longer understood his answer. The clouds shook slowly, grieving. "So, what's so important that you call me? I'm not sure if you just need my body to tie your shoelaces."


The final words The clouds successfully made the man laugh out loud.


"Hahaha .. now I can do it myself tau," he said in self-defense.


"Last I saw ... The rainbow still does it for you," cried Awan as he pinned a special smirk on his lips.


"That's because I'm a little busy." Still give up, don't lose. The clouds smiled wryly.


Yeah, that's how a Cyclone is. You will not lose, even if you are on the wrong side. He will continue to find reasons to win even though his track record is very visible in the eyes of others.


Really sucks, right?


Yes you .. Yes you!


Who likes to spread spam comments but still do not accept said Kang Spam.


JLEB


All right, back to the clouds!


"Bating with you is the same as arguing with a leak tau" chirped Clouds as he shook his head resigned.


"Hahaha .. Is that how quickly you give up?" The wind ended his play, then focused on the clouds.


"I'm not the kind of person to give up easily, Aang. And you know it. I'm just trying to give up. You'll cry if I keep fighting." The clouds said while propped up by the chin. Both of his elbows rested on the wind's black glass table.


(Aang is the typical call of Clouds for Wind)


"Wow .. super once." The wind rose from his contest, clapping his hands, circling his desk. "A very wise thought, Mr. Cloud." The wind smiled. "But why would a script of such a minimal novel of this quality get into my hands?"


The wind offered a copy of the novel he had read. The clouds narrowed their eyes in disbelief. As soon as possible he accepted the script and read the front page.


"Light of Miss ...." The clouds seemed to think for a moment. "Isn't he one of the authors whose work has always been ranked at the top of the N.O.V.E.L.T.O.O.N app?" Clouds as they stared at the wind.


"What ranking?" The wind frowned curiously.


"Weekly vote," the Cloud's response was as fast as lightning, making the Wind sigh violently.


"Would winning a vote rank guarantee that someone's work is of high quality?" Clouds choking. The question of the wind really stuck to his heart.


The friend of Diamond Sighania seemed to be fondling and considering the opinion of the Wind.


"Why not answer?" The smiling wind won, because the clouds no longer warted.


"Isn't that true? It is very unwise if we easily label the best work, which is only won by the number system, without having to pay attention to the idea and how to write it first. It's not fair!"


The clouds increasingly felt bounced away by the sentence kick spoken by the Wind.


As a professional publisher, Wind does not want to arbitrarily publish a work. He highly upholds the quality of a writing by paying attention to some important components contained in it.


Be it about the selection of themes (ideas) raised, have moral values and education or not? Or just put forward a lewd theme that can damage the morals of the readers? It erodes the morals and shame that should be shared by everyone living with eastern culture, like in this country.


In addition, the use of vocabulary is appropriate or not? Adjust to the genre or even go far? Or not even registered at all in KBBI?


Moreover, the narrative writing feels refreshing when read or even impressed long-winded and redundant words? Moreover, if the writing is ambiguous it is not in accordance with the PUEBI that has been set according to the rules.


If such a work fell into his hands, then the Wind would never be interested, let alone tastefully publish it.


Critical, right?


But that is how a wind is. Behind some of the annoying nature he has, he will always be professional when it comes to work.


"But, Ang, isn't that Light of Missing, your cousin's sister, huh?" It seems that Awan is still not satisfied to test the performance of the President Director of PT. Maha Karya's.


"You are, why?" The wind snorted disliked as he folded his hands in front of his chest. "I'm not the type of publisher who adheres to the kinship system in the work environment, keep that in mind!" Definitely insists.


The clouds smiled proudly, then clapped. "Wah .. wah .. wah .. wah.. super once, Mr. President Director." The cloud stood right in front of his boss and best friend. "It turns out that a Cyclone has turned into a P-u-t-i-n-g Thigh Wind that is ready to melt the martial world," Clouds aborted, so that makes Wind smile thinly while punching next to the shoulders of the Vice President Director at his company.


...πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž...


"That's mine, Gem," upset Diamond while trying to snatch the red tubular potato chip packaging, which Gempita was holding on to.


"For inyong napa, Er. Tumben you're stingy." Gempita chuckled small by continuing to stuff one by one the potato chips into her mouth.


"Ah, suck." Diamonds have not yet been broken. He seemed to be pushing his lips forward.


"Let's just focus on your N.O.V.E.L.T.O.O.N, honey." Gempita chuckles no matter.


Inevitably Berlian returned to focus on the twelve-inch screen, continuing his checking on the new novel page that was recently released on his personal account.


But after going through the loading period, how surprised he was, when he saw the many comments listed on the Prologue page in his novel.


"Aaaa ...," cried Diamond looked overjoyed. Of course, the behavior of his best friend, made Gempita aghast and spontaneously remove the packaging of potato chips that made the contents scatter to the floor.


"Yeah, ration right ... You why the hell, Er?" Gempita clucked in annoyance. "Pake screamed again, the profit is only a snack, if this heart how?" The Ngapak girl acted as if she felt the most disadvantaged here.


Yes you .. Yes you!


Who continues to send spam comments even though his work has been read sincerely.


GUBRAA


Diamonds smothered his mouth while chuckling small. "Yes, sorry, sorry," said the cute girl feeling sorry. "But if your heart is jatoh to the floor, yes just buried just to the nearest TPU." The diamond chuckled as it raised its head.


"Yeah, how very you, Er. Thisong heart no one has, masa' already want to be buried before the last time." Gempita pretends to put on a face.


"Tumben baper?" Looking at the question mark full of questions. "It's usually also clunky," sneered Diamond once again.


"It's not baper, Er. Cuman ... inyong laper .. hehehe ...," clawed Gempita as she chuckled.


"Yes, I've been, mending here." Gempita obeys the instructions of Diamond.


The diamond lappy screen displayed the prologue page that had made her hysterical with excitement. He did not expect that his first novel had received a positive response from readers. On the horizontal oblong-shaped icon with a short tail below it, it was written about more than a hundred comments listed there.


"This is what made me scream. It's a big smile, Gem." Diamonds smile wide. "Hem no papalah .. although my novel was rejected yesterday again by the publisher, but in this application, my work is welcomed by many people." Diamonds cheered excitedly. Making Gempita squinted both eyes as if he was thinking about something.


"Wait a minute" interrupted Gempita, "Don't be happy first, Er." Gempita raised her palm.


"Don't number more than a hundred it .. contains only PHP comments." Gempita looked serious with his words, there was absolutely no obvious joke in his round face.


"meaning? what is PHP, Gem?" The diamond stopped its action which would probably make him regret it after this.


"Yes. Kang Spam is a lot, Er. Even they roamed freely all over N.O.V.E.L.T.O.O.N," the circus of Gempita, making Diamond squinted one eye did not understand.


Gempita was first to know the most horror application. He has also published some of his works there. While Diamond, the cupu girl is like a chick that just hatched from its shell. New first time using the application as a container to spill all his brilliant ideas. So, naturally, if he does not understand well, the ins and outs and games of the writers who join in the most horror applications of the universe.


"I don't understand, what are you talking about," Berlian said innocently.


But Gempita can understand all that. He approached the Diamond and grabbed its shoulders from the side. "Try it, you open it and read their comments!" Raising his eyebrows while looking at Diamond with an indecipherable smile.


Diamond looked confused, but he still carried out the instructions of his best friend.


And ...


"Oh my goodness ...." The diamond cupped both hands in front of his mouth was not out of thought. While Gempita has laughed out loud after successfully proving his words.


"Well ... Really, what did Inyong say? Don't be happy, Er." Gempita again chuckled freely.


If there were a mosquito racket there, it would be very interesting that Diamond landed a huge blow towards the wide mouth of Gempita who is currently happy at his disappointment.


"Not concerned, even happy," grumbled Diamond while scowling dislike.


Sure enough! The hundreds of comments are dominated by PHP comments from authors who have misguidedly interpreted the meaning of promotion.


Seen on the screen, lined with spam comments that suddenly deeply unsettled Diamond.


"Don't be sad, Er ...." Gempita suddenly hugged the body of the Diamond level from the side.


"How should I respond, Gem? I'm really sad, it turns out that no one is really sincere in reading my work." Diamonds are desperate.


Gempita seemed to think for a moment, and said, "Ahaaa, thisong has an idea." Gempita whispered something into Diamond's ear.


"Why should you whisper? Isn't it just me and you here?" Diamond did not end up thinking with the strange behavior of the Ngapak girl.


"Fear of Satan App," said Gempita half-whispering.


After hearing the last sentence of Gempita, Diamond memory seems to remember something that is the most important of the appearance of Satan Application referred to by Gempita.


"Yes, that's it, you go home now, Gem." Diamond rose from his chair, then took the Gempita backpack lying on the bed and pushed the body of the Ngapak girl through the mouth of the door.


"Wait, wait, you're ngusir thisong?" Gempita gawking in disbelief. While Diamond just rolled his eyes, then waved as a farewell greeting.


Without poking Gempita's question, Berlian then closed the door of his room and walked to the study table.


"Huuh .. I hope it works." Diamond sat back on the chair, then looked at the lappy screen expectantly.


"Come, Chief Casper .. show up, please." said Diamond as he clasped his hands together. Both of his legs seemed to be stomped to the floor so as to make a matching rhythm that became background music in the moment of his request.


A few minutes later


There was a white smoke clumping from behind his lappy screen that made Diamond smile widely.


It seemed like Diamond could already accept his fate, which had been long established, even long before the novel was published.


"Yes ...." Diamond then covered his face with both palms after seeing the appearance of a creature arising from the white smoke plume earlier.


"Why not wear a veil?" His protest seemed to dislike if the Satanic Application showed his aura.


"Eh, wrong. Recording, hihihihi ..." said Potato Head.


"Elaaah, you think we're sad again, Mpok." Kunti Head chimed.


"Yes, when filming here, Chat Story Lions.co was not an update, iyuuuh," said Head Syantik while waving a bamboo fan that always accompanied him everywhere.


"Yep, the last update a month ago, a quiet time, Gengs ...," grabbed the Vampire Head with his sunglasses that never missed.


"Where do you want to try the rame? The content only contains personal curses doang." The Chief Fucker spoke up.


"Kora ...," said Head Koneng. "It is important to keep the readers happy dong, ngahahahaha."


"Why talk about CS Lions.co anyway?" The last chief grunted in annoyance. "The cave is not involved. So, there is no capital for nimbrung, hahaha ...," he continued, making their conversation even more trivial.


"Ehem .. ahem ...." The sound succeeded in making them silence and direct the view simultaneously in one direction.


Because of the fun of talking, they almost forgot about the cute girl who had previously still covered her face with both palms.


Later ....


WUUUS


There was a pitch-black robe, clad in bodies as tall as those Midget Ghosts. Exactly as it appears in the previous Diamond dream.