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Cana, sweetheart, when this message was sent to you, my chest was still very upset. I hate dying today. Just imagine, those two drinks salesmen in a row are willing to serve me. The cause was only trivial, before I had a conversation with his arm, I looked at my phone for a moment. After looking at me, he immediately responded he had a question. But the salesman went to his house, and he would not serve me. I want to cover Ramses. It's moving soon and I don't have a chance to buy a drink.
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TIME.SPOT.MESSAGE.SENDER: RAMESSES 1500 BC
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You should never ignore me. I'm sick of your coming here. Not to cover my iron, but rather engrossed with scrap metal from Jakarta, Watch out, be careful with the goods. You're gonna lose everything, because I never give people a second chance to do good.
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TIME.SPOT.MESSAGE.SENDER: RAMESSES 1500 BC
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God fucking. No more drinks, your computer's got a virus, baby. I don't know what the virus is, but it continues to terrorize me with the identity of Ramses who lived there 1500 years BC. Is not stupid. More stupid, he wanted to dictate my report on Ramses. It must be good, he said Ramesses as a wise king, not as in the cursed scriptures.
I'm suspicious of the Egyptian government, honey. Do they insert these messages so that I can go home with a message that is not accepted by the reader? Really, I'm suddenly starting to unsettle her, honey.
Moreover, I now have no water to relieve my throat. At least that water could ease this unrest.
He said the seller was king. Fuck 'em. You know, we've been looking at cell phones not all this time we've been defecating in the WC or waiting for a public bus. I'm sorry, Why are the people of Cairo so quick to offend? Are they just jealous of the phone I have? Or are they racist? Ideologically? Huh. Fuck 'em.
I'll tell you all this in the Indonesian newspapers. Let's know the taste. I know how to tell in a subtle style, making the reader fall asleep, when it contains a painful and spicy tone, Right, I will do it, Kan. Reply yes, I miss you here.
Sending
Kakamana
+628123
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I Know You're busy
TEXT:
My dear, I can understand your feelings. But if you can be honest in Jakarta also jamu experienced the same thing, right? Remember when you lined up to pay for groceries at Carefour. You swore at being overtaken by some people, but the cashier blamed you instead, didn't he? I love you, miss you half to death, but I only tell you about the facts. When you understand the message while driving from the jagorawi toll, you almost hit the road barrier, not also when the gasoline line, you are not served. When you walked into the mall, your feet stumbled undecided when you sent a message. Many things in you have changed, my love, but I hope your love for me has not changed. I also hope there are no other women except your phones that you care about so much. Sometimes I'm so upset with your phone, but I can always forgive because I always love you. I also forgive when for so long you only cryim message to me once or twice, I know we are busy, I know you have a lot of work collecting data to take home to Jakarta. I always miss.
Sending
Ergo_ku dear
+6281235
24/08/2020, 03:20:25
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