
“AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” (??)
I screamed loudly as it fell from the sky.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” (??)
I'm still yelling.
“This is the land where try?” (??)
I'm a little calmer now that it's been almost two hours since I've fallen into this abyss.
“Woah steady! One P**ce is over! Auto download the batch!” (??)
So bored of falling, I opened my phone and I did not expect, I saw the info that the anime that I had been waiting for was over.
“….” (???)
I've watched 100 episodes, or you could say it's been about four days I fell from the sky and did not meet the ground at all.
I do not feel thirst and hunger, for I have been given strength by someone.
“….” (???)
I don't know how many months have passed, I've finished it. And now I'm still falling and looking through my phone screen.
“….” (???)
I looked down after months. And sure enough! I see the ground!
“SOIL! I MISS YOU!” (??)
I shouted while waving to see it and for a moment I realized.
“EH! THAT'S THE LAND OF ****! DEAD BY THE CAVE!” (??)
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Introduce, my name is Ekotama, just call me Eko. I am twenty years old. Wibu from 6th grade until now, the trigger I kind of forgot. Even though my mom wasn't so bad that I bought this and that, I never went to cosplay and stuff. I just watch, read mangoes and novels, nothing more.
I am a person who is often unlucky. The unluckiest regret I could not have forgotten was at the time of my death.
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That day…. It was not a hot day, but it was very hot.
That time…. I'm…. Moderate….………. Waitaminute! Let me remember first!
Um ….….….Yah…….Right, that time.I was sitting outside the house.
Alone, no one is looking. Like your lives! Hahahaha, um sorry, let's go back to my story.
I sat outside because I was scolded by my family. Whynot? I've been in my room for almost a year.
I just went out of my room to school, shower, eat, and shop. So that day I was scolded and forced to sun myself outside the house.
“Haa…. Hot-hot gini delicious eat ice cream.” (Eco)
* Gruukkk~ *
“Now, because of food thinking. My stomach is going to sound.” (Eco)
At first it was mediocre at the time…….
But when I looked up at the sky with a gaping mouth at the thought of food, that was where it started.…
Bird shit fell right in my mouth.
“Hueeeek …. Ba*gs*t! There are no birds! Hueeeek ...” (Eco)
But my bad luck is not only that…….
I ran to the faucet to clean my mouth.
And when I got there I put water in my mouth and rinsed it and there it was, my other misfortune…….
“DUARRRRR!!!” (???)
“Glek, uhuk uhuk.” (Eco)
I was shocked by someone and swallowed the water until it coughed.
“Pffft– Ahahahaha, sorry-sorry, it turns out you are shocked to such an extent.” (???)
I turned around and looked at my college friend, I forgot whose name it was, I didn't really care about people's names either.
“Sorry?! After you made me swallow water mixed with e*k bird you want to get sorry?!” (Eco)
“Sante boss, most just abdominal pain.” (???)
“Don't say macem-macem! My stomach hurts gini! Ouch….….” (Eco)
After hearing those words, my stomach suddenly became very sick.
I ran to the public toilet across the street.
And unfortunately when I got across the street, I stepped on the ScalayBoard somehow it's called and retreated to the highway.
Suddenly a truck was walking at full speed and hit me.
But it's not the end….
When hit, I bounced tens of meters forward slightly tilted to the right.
Before I touched the asphalt, I was hit by a big bus and bounced tens of meters away.
Not until there, I was hit again by a fire truck, police car to ambulance car. I was made like a football by the cars.
And after colliding with about twenty cars, I finally got hit by nothing again, but was thrown into the device used to stir the cement, with the head coming first.
“Copot! For the sake of chicks, my goodness dragon!” (Person 1)
“What connection! ****.” (Person 2)
The three people in charge of inserting sand and cement were surprised to see me who suddenly appeared covered in wounds.
“Eh matiin the machine cepet! Even diliatin.” (Person 3)
The other two look at each other.
“How to matiinya?” (Person 2)
“Tauk, we're suspicious just getting in. Can you please?” (Person 1)
“Yes no. That's why I asked for matiin.” (Person 3)
2 People went to their boss's place but he fell asleep on the floor. So he decided to go back.
“Lo why are you back? Which boss? It's a cassian, you don't see?” (Person 1)
“Bos sleep, I don't dare wakein.” (Person 2)
“Terus we have to what? Waiting for boss to wake up?” (Person 3)
And they decided to wait for their boss to wake up from his sleep.
While waiting they jogged with loud music and played cards.
An hour later….
A bald man with muscles everywhere and wearing a white T-shirt came to the scene. He was none other than the boss of the three of them.
The boss of the three of them who came, was shocked not to play.
“God…. Why are you entering people?! Udah arguablyin, enter cement, sand, ama water, that's enough!” (Boss)
“But boss...” (Person 2)
“Come, what is the ales, cepet!” (Boss)
“Man made of soil.” (Person 2)
The other two friends showed pepso*ent smiles instantly.
“Sini lo! I'm making porridge!” (Boss)
“Selow boss.” (Person 3)
“Eri? Say boss.” (Person 1)
“Baperan really be a person.” (Person 2)
* Buk * * Buk * * Buk * * Buk *
A one-sided battle ensued, in which the boss beat his three men to death and their faces were almost unrecognizable.
They finally explained everything through writing because their mouths could not speak clearly.
“Everything from the beginning! Deflect it to.” (Boss)
“lho yha ayha hulah balelan.” (Person 2)
*lo it's easy baperan
“Wait for me to call an ambulance first. Tu people do not lo anything.” (Boss)
The boss went away and called the hospital.
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Soon the ambulance came and the stretcher bearers got out and put me in the ambulance.
“He's still breathing.” (Fixing 1)
“Yang true. Then we have to hurry, come on sir!” (PermTan 2)
“Iya!” (Supir)
The driver turned on the ambulance and ran it quickly.
So fast, I felt the world go round and round.
“Defend! You can do it!” (PermTan 2)
Hang on, hang on, your bald! The cave is dead because of a car ride that is not cranky speed kek gini!
And sure enough….
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I feel like I'm drowning.
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And finally….
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L'm….
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Die up!