
The cold air of Shanghai does not make the atmosphere in the Mahendra family apartment also cold. Inside it was so warm with the babbling of papa Ronan's daughter's son.
This afternoon, Sofian and Titin's mother returned to their homeland. They had to prepare for the grand wedding of their only child because they had been pinned by the crown prince of the Mahendra family.
Even along the way, Abah has selected any cow that will be a meal during his daughter's wedding.
**
And here they are. Papa Ronan, Mama Jasmine, Angel and Alia. Gathered in the main room with eyes fixed on the television show. The question came from Mama Jasmine.
"Al, where's David? Why after dinner he's not seen again."
"Abang in the workspace mah. Lince's laptop is errant." replied Alia while eating the hair of her grandmother who brought her from the village.
"Why your laptop, honey?" jasmine asked Angel.
"The river bejibun mah. My brother is a pro. Angel males if you have to mantengin laptop just to be alone with the virus." replied Angel while twisting the hair of the grandmother into small balls before eating it.
Not long after, David walked into the main hall. He sat down beside Alia and took a small bowl containing pea seasoning pegs in it.
"Have you done, Angel's laptop?" angel asked as she saw David sitting next to Alia.
"It."
"Why is Angel's laptop? the feeling in Indonesia is no problem right?" sideline mama Jasmine on David.
David breathed rice. He put his bowl back on the table. Look at her mother's face to answer. "Angel's laptop was entering a lot of viruses because he opened a strange website. Is it because he wants to get married to have to make his laptop error?"
"What does it have to do with Angel's errant laptop?" ask mama Jasmine back.
"Is mah... She just opened a pornoo movie website. It's only right that the virus is following. Must be all the pictures he saw. Tau David now his pent-up talent."
"Pornoo movie??" ask papa Ronan and mama Jasmine together.
Pluck up!
Angel throws a couch cushion over David's body.
"Abang! Angel people are just obedient, said Alia. Ask the same person directly."
Everyone paused for a moment their activities and looked at Alia who was misbehaving. 'wat de hell my sister-in-law!' alia shouted in her heart.
"Ehem, pa, ma, kanya call me. Alia to the room first yes." said Alia as she walked quickly to her room.
While everyone just looked at Alia's back which started to drift away.
Mama Jasmine patted her eel slowly while shaking her head. "Jeez Alia. Don't change his heart. Wherever there is a hajj sir on the phone, people are still on board. Angel dear, Alia how do you get the address of the pornoo site from where the hell?"
"His wealth from the youth of coral cadets of Bojong mah village."
"Why are you watching it rich?" ask mama Jasmine again.
"Yes to add science dong mah."
"So you mean watch that porn to add science?" david Sahut
"Hem. Alia said Angel had to watch it so Angel could not get it. Let's know what to do when you're married."
"Mama is confused by your statement, dear. Watching porn adds to the science?"
"Well, that movie is a reference to living in a household. Consider it a free tutorial for our learning. Do we know theory without practice? Our time is only told to write the anatomy of the body without knowing its function. And how we might explore how embryos form without knowing the process. Engage our nation if it is always open book. Too much imagination without realisation."
"Oh so that's what you got from watching bokepp?" ask David again.
"Hehehe that statement Angel quotes from the highest temperature se village Bojong bang. From Angel's beloved sister-in-law. Alia Berliana bint haji Sofian. He said to be more reliable when kkn. Watch the movie like a school, and kkn it was after marriage."
Pft! Uhuk! Papa Ronan choked on the tea water he had just drank.
"Well, the power will be until our house has to go for a while. We love our son Angel's name in the hope that he is sweet and kind like an angel. How rich is this..."
"Father!" cut Angel to hear father Ronan talking about it.
David slashed. Then say. "Papa's wrong. We have to call Mr. yai his friend Sofian. Because only he can handle this matter."
"Yes make ruqyah Angel dong pah. Once aja dajal son dah nyungsep to his crown."
"Abang! Yes Angel dajal son, her mother's truck your wife! Angel is smart because he's his student."
Now it was the turn of papa Ronan and mama Jasmine who were laughing out loud. To make David ashamed of himself.
"Ehem! Pa, mom... Excuse me to Alia's room. David wants punishment for him." said David as he walked into his room.
Angel gasped at the word punishment from her brother's mouth, then replied. "Abang! Don't dong that. Alia has done a lot for Angel."
David paused for a moment his foot, then turned to look at Angel. He then answered. "Good punishment. Relax, Alia likes it. Well, brother go in first."
While looking at the back of his brother who was getting away, Angel again sat facing his mother's father.
"Well, is there a good punishment?"
Papa Ronan and Mama Jasmine tried to close their mouths to hold back the laughter.
"You mean your brother was like you said, right? Kkn."
"Ohhh. The process of embryo formation. Wow, brother gercep too. It could be Alia on college leave before coming to college time huh mah."
"Can't you?" ask mama Jasmine.
"Misache. People bunting first before going to college. So just a name deposit at the university. Coming to campus is not for registration but instead takes time off. Ahhaha!"
There was a simple laughter in the family room.
**
tok,tok, yep!
"Al...open the door or brother broke down?" david said as he continued to knock on the bathroom door that Alia had locked from the inside.
Yes, Alia was so frightened after her disgrace was exposed by her own close friend.
"Yes bang."
Czechoslovak..
The door opened slightly and began to reveal Alia's beautiful body in front of David. She lowered her head unable to face her husband.
David looked at his wife with an unpredictable expression. He walked closer to his wife and spoke softly.
"So that's why you were able to do that this morning?" ask David in a clean manner.
Alia nodded weakly. "Yes bang. Alia will have to learn a lot to be more sintered." replied Alia with a voice no less soft than her husband.
"Trus has learned what lessons?"
"Well, Alia has seen a lot of bang." replied Alia enthusiastically.
"Ehm..." David walked closer and closer until the bodies of the two entered the bathroom. "So you live?"
Alia raised her head to look at her husband's face. "kkn?"
"gm... You said that after marriage, right?"
Alia's cheeks blushed by itself.
"Show your brother what lessons you can learn. If there is a school, there will be tests. Consider it your testing teacher's brother." said David while opening one by one the buttons of his shirt.
Gluey!
Alia swallowed her saliva when she saw her husband's visible chest. Dadaa that field, firm and soft. Very fitting as a place to put his head after he twitched because of his release.
"Don't bang..."
"Why hem?"
"Don't be shy"