I Received 100 Cheat Skills From Gods/Goddess Off System
eps 17~Add Master Guild

Let's talk about what just happened!

After moving from an elf village to a guild in the capital of the Alsara Kingdom, Ossan appeared on the table, making a fur-like seal-like sound while masturbating in a bridge pose.

「Ou, ou, ou」

「Kyaaaaaaaaaaa !?」

Tira let out a high-pitched scream.

「Ou, ou, tte, nuoooo !? Y, you guys, where did you come from !? 」

Ossan, the guild master noticed us and shouted furiously. 

However, his right hand movements continued. No, first stop doing that.

「Exploding, flame ――」

「Wai, stop it」

Ossan who noticed Tira chanting an offensive spell lost his balance and fell off the table.

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「Listen, never again transfer directly to my office, do you understand?」

"Yes I understand. I understand"

I obediently apologized to Ossan who reprimanded me after he got dressed. 

Of course, it was a mistake of my laziness that I had moved us directly to the ossan office.

「But, what are you doing in the office? If you have to do it, do it at home, at home 」

「I, it's okay! I can't get enough immoral feelings doing it here! I can't get this excited at home! 」

A very bad reason.

「Otherwise, what's with that posture? It's the first time I've seen someone do it in a 」 bridge pose

There is rarely a chance to see someone masturbating in a bridge pose. 

By the way, I used 〈Pinnacle of Memory〉 and applied mosaic. It also has this convenient feature.

「I was thinking of doing something that would surpass the achievements of the previous Guild Masters」

Ossan suddenly started talking very seriously. 

There may be some unexpected reason. Tte, there can be no serious reason to masturbate in the bridge pose.

「But, each and all of the previous Guild Masters were monsters. Whatever I do, I will not be able to surpass them. Therefore, I think about it. I have to find achievements that will be unique 」

Ossan's voice gradually started to light up with desire. 

Then, he strongly stated.

「And it was to paint this office ceiling with my body fluids! After all, not a single Guild Master had accomplished such a thing before! 」

「Clearly! Rather, it is not a public achievement, You are doing this only for your self-satisfaction! Kneel down and apologize for the previous generation of Guild Masters! I was stupid for expecting serious reason! 」

Is the guild safe with this kind of person above …

「……」

By the way, even the trash received more love from Tira's eyes than ossan.

Ossan muttered under his nose.

「..... That view is otherwise a gift to me.....」

"You want to die? You want to die. Please die Dead"

「T, wait! It's a joke, a joke! Stop this you! After all, isn't that hat an advanced magic !? I'm really gonna die! 」

「Ku ..... Although it was always my position ...... I felt like I just got NTR'ed .........」

「Why are you trying to compete !?」

While the adults interact, Filia asks ossan with eyes full of curiosity. 

「Nee, nee, Ojisan, what are you doing now?」

Panic Ossan.

"Hey wait! Don't look at me with those innocent eyes! Thinking I would be seen by a little girl like that ..............

Tira immediately grilled ossan with Basic magic. Un, I think there's no need to back up.

Tira glanced at the charred ossan from head to foot and told Filia.

「Filia-chan, you are a good boy so forget everything you saw a while ago. Pretend you don't see anything 」

「EEh ~, but」

「..... U, un」

Filia had to nod obediently after feeling Tira's pressure.

「..... T, then, what business do you have with me?」

Ossan who recovered from the damage asked.

「Ah, correct. We have cleared 『Big Sage Tower』 so we came to receive 」 gifts

「...... Ha?」

「...... Ha?」

Ossan foolishly looked at me with his mouth open. 

I threw Owen's research at him to show him the evidence.

「S, seriously ..... That reminds me, I heard that the Great Sage Tower『 』has collapsed, but ....... Is that the truth ......」.

「Like that, so we came to collect gift」

Straight to the point, ossan, u, umu, nodding his head, he said,

「I, I understand. But, I have to take this to the specialist in the castle to confirm its authenticity first. So, let me hold it for a while 」

「Then, it will be faster if I finish it directly. By the way, I plan on going to the next castle 」

「Eh?」

「I have connection in palace」

Of course, I am talking about the Princess Knight whom I have saved from the Orcs. 

Quite a lot of time had passed since he told me to come to the castle to receive his gratitude.

「In hindsight, you were personally recommended by the king, right?」

「Ah, come to think of it, it's true」

「Then think of it?」

「No, just talking to myself」

Come to think of it, I forged a letter of recommendation from the king to join the guild. 

I completely forgot about that.

I have decided to part with ossan and move to the castle to hand over Owen's research directly.

「I wonder if Ellen is in the castle?」

I have decided to part with ossan and move to the castle to hand over Owen's research directly.

「I wonder if Ellen is in the castle?」

I use 〈Pinnacle of Detection〉. 

Available detection range is 5 to 6 km. The castle is within range.

I scanned the castle. 

Ellen is there.

「Yosh, let's go」

I clasped Tira and Filia's hands and used transfer magic. 

It would be troublesome dealing with the guards, so I have decided to move right near Ellen.

「Hey, have you forgotten what happened a while ago?」

I heard a voice criticising Tira just before the transfer, but it was too late.

Soon after, the steam wrapped around us. 

Visibility is bad, pretty sultry.

"Where is this……?"

Right after Tira muttered, chapon, the sound of splashing water sounded.

And then a red-haired girl appeared from within the steam.

It's Ellen.

「Wha ...... why are you here !? tte, kyaaaaaa! 」

――Let it be naked, like the way she was born.