Life with Wealth System
Life With Wealth System Episode 57
As the wind blows, the cold night wind is not felt by them, Brian and Jo never expect to meet a shaman who is doing practitioners in a cemetery.
Brian is frozen in confusion and distressed, whether he should continue or if he ends the live broadcast. What's more Jo he blames Brian, if only he hadn't followed Brian's will before, he wouldn't have met a shaman.
"Who are you..." The shaman asked as his right hand laid down Keris. The shaman who was previously in a cross-legged sitting position tried to stand up.
"I asked who you are..." The voice of the shaman is a little heavy, plus the place is so dark can not recognize his appearance.
Due to the moon hanging in the sky, the light began to illuminate the shaman's appearance. His body was fat like obesity, his hair was dreadlocks like Master Limbat. his eyes were narrow while his eye bags were blackened as well as a bushy beard hanging.
"Quickly tell me who you are and what you are doing these nights in the grave" the Shaman asked once more.
"Damn.. This is a real shaman..."
"That's above what you think this soap opera is... "
"Hi... What if I'm going to be in the witch doctor's court"
"It's true what if I'm used to it"
"The one above you is a man where there is a woman who uses you"
"So the shaman actually exists, I think that's the setting that is in the soap opera... "
The spate of comments flooded the live broadcast platform and it increased to 10 thousand viewers, the Devil Seeker live broadcast became the most popular, as the midnight live broadcast.
"Mbah.mbah shaman himself did the nights alone in the cemetery" Brian tried to communicate with the shaman without turning off the live broadcast.
"You are asked instead of back, I know how you feel." the Shaman who felt in the game became angry.
"Don't.don't mbah" Jo was terrified.
"Yes... Mbah do not mantet we both are single and have not felt so, so do not dantet Mbah" both of them with fear approaching.
"Then tell me why are you here?"
"Bah... instead of Shaman can look at someone, why still ask?" Jo ventured to speak.
"Could it be that someone is a Shaman?" Brian added.
"Bedebah... Mbah is not a shaman, Mbah is just too lazy to look at a single person like you" the shaman said.
"That shaman.we both were looking for crickets and ended up in this place... " Answer Brian and lie.
"Is this really just looking for crickets?" The shaman asked suspiciously.
"It's true that we're both looking for a new variant of crickets" Jo doesn't expect Brian to lie, because he's already lying he has to justify for Mbah the shaman to be convinced.
"Alright, Mbah believes with you because according to the description of Mbah, you two are looking for Crickets. Do not ask why Mbah knows you are looking for crickets, because Mbah is a shaman so Mbah can do the lighting"
Damnit... This shaman was very shameless, previously asked the reason we came to the cemetery. Now say if he did the exploration, does this Shaman not know if we made a lie.
"Haha... Shaman gadungan yes... "
"Awokkwkwk-nl... Shit I'm going to pee to see a shaman in a lie by the Demon Seeker Host"
"At first I was scared to the point of waking up my mother to accompany me to see the Demon Seeker. Now my mother laughs can't stop"
"Sial.. instead of goosebumps, why am I laughing"
.....
Back to the other passage grave where Alim walked following Lisin.
"Lisin please don't walk too fast, later if I'm at what height" Alim complained.
"Yes. yeah..." Lisin helplessly slowed down her footsteps.
Lisin and Alim on their way over Brian and Jo, they pass by the banana trees and bushes around him.As Through the place Lisin sees a rotting-faced figure, with a shabby white cloth wrapped around his entire body.
"Lisin.. You see what?" Alim who saw Lisin pensively asked.
"It's nothing let's go..." Lisin ignored the invisible figure by continuing to walk.
Damn it, man seems to see my handsome self, but why don't he say hello or be afraid at least. The figure jumped over because his legs were tied.
I'm teased ah...
Lisin could see if the figure was following her, initially Lisin could still be patient but seeing the persistence of the figure who was intending to scare her made Lisin exasperated.
"Lisin do you smell bad..." Alim asked while using his right hand to cover his nose.
"A little... "Jawab Lisin, then Alim saw there was something behind Lisin.
"Poo.. pocong..." Alim who saw the creepy figure directly, not the power of fear.he ran like a national level runner, leaving Lisin to win the championship.
"Damn Cong.. pocong why are you scaring Alim" Lisin who saw Alim Ngacir fleeing helplessly, then stared intently at the pocong figure behind the banana tree.
"Your people are not afraid of me..." The pocong asked in surprise.
"No... Why don't you go to the next realm?.. Instead of you the work scares others" Lisin asked.
"It's a human mistake that when they bury me they don't open the cords I have so I can't get into the next realm" the pocong said in annoyance.
"Cong... You don't want to go to the next realm, so that your spirit becomes calm?"
"Yes, as long as I am a pocong, there is no intention of scaring people, I just want to ask for their help, uh instead of being helped, the humans who met me would Ngacir" Complain the pocong.
"True as well.. Then why don't you ask for the help of smart people?"
"I've done it, instead of being helped offer a job"
"Work... does pocong work?" Lisin said confusedly.
"Many humans need pocong services, such as maintaining restaurants and many other places of business"
"Emang..why work in places of business?"
"It's not hard anyway.just told to spit on the customer's dish" Pocong replied honestly. "I've been doing spit work for years, now I'm retired and I'm making this place my home"
"As long as you work in business you get what salary and how much?" Lisin was like a reporter interviewing the pocong.
"Actually, I only asked for one thing, which was to help me untie the pocong rope.but I never knew if there was a time limit, the pocong bond had to be opened before death 7 days, because I had so much fun with the spitting job I forgot to ask the guy who hired me to take off the hook"
"So that's why you're now a pocong?"
"Yes that's how it is..."
Lisin began to understand about the life of the conversation and it turned out to be quite complicated, regardless of the fate of the pocong Lisin continued the search for Brian and Jo.
.....
The shaman looked at Brian and Jo, then his eyes turned toward the phone that was on for a live broadcast.
"You're recording me..."
"No Mbah. actually looking for crickets is a matriculation course task and it should be recorded during the cricket arrest to be a documentary of the association" Brian quickly looked for an excuse.
"So still, you guys recorded me, just turn off your phone's camera..." The Shaman glared sharply.
"Alright Mbah... " Brian intends to shut down the live broadcast.
"Please don't turn off the live broadcast... "
"Really... I've fallen in love with Chanel the Demon Seeker..."
"Really... The host hasn't interviewed the shaman yet..."
"Don't turn it off, I want to be scared when I see ghosts... "
"Please interview with the shaman after that turn it off"
"Really... "
Brian who saw a series of comments became depressed, now many people who saw the live broadcast why he had to turn it off.
"Documentary.no, you think I'm stupid" the shaman shook his head.
Brian can not do anything, with forced he turned off the live broadcast on the Youtube platform.
"So then we both go first..." When the two were about to leave the shaman stopped him.
"Who told you to go home... Because you messed up the rituals that Mbah did then you have to buy anti-jomblo amulets from Mbah"
"Anti-Jomblo Talisman" The two said simultaneously.
Brian and Jo stare at each other, who among them wants to be single forever, no. Not even a single male cat will be willing to run for a chase to be able to connect with a female cat.
Brian and Jo's interest in the anti-jomblo Amulet is strong, "Bah, Is it with the anti-jomblo amulet that we'll both get a girlfriend quickly? " Jo asked excitedly.
"Whether can get a boyfriend that already belongs to someone else, as a couple might. I want to feel the NTR or the fight" Both of Brian's eyes glow, he once felt the pain when exposed to NTR or to the ticking of his best friend. Now his desire for revenge is turbulent.
Hearing the questions from the two people in front of him the Shaman laughed inwardly.
"Change shaman...what is the price of this amulet, Do not be expensive yes.. if it is more expensive to buy online, which is free of charge" Jo said slowly.
"Just calm... Modah kasih cheap price, including VAT tax. It's worth a million amulets, it's cheap, right?" It turns out that the Shaman diligently paid taxes as well.
"One Million... Mbah is very expensive, in the online stall is not up to that price, Mbah wants to deceive us huh... Remember the sins of Mbah"
Damn it. You two, I'm told you remember sin, you're innocent, you play soap every day.
"Well 900 grand..." The shaman was powerless to lower the price.
"We don't have that kind of money..."
"800 thousand..."
Both were shaken in response.
"700 thousand..."
Screaming again in response.
"600 thousand only..."
Still shaking.
"500 thousand... Damn it. How many do you have" the Shaman was powerless to shout.
"We both only have 100 thousand Mbah..."
Damn poor you two if I don't sell it I missed two customers, 100 thousand per person does not matter. materials make talismans also not up to 5 thousand still profit.
"Well 100 thousand per person..." Brian and Jo shook their heads again.
"Why else, don't you guys have 100 thousand, so 100 thousand per amulet" the Shaman felt if he was at a market stall and was dealing with mothers who like to bid prices.
"We mean, 100 thousand got two amulets..."
Damn it. Housewives lose to you both if in terms of bargaining how else the important trading behavior.
From the price of 1 million to the price of 50 thousand who would not want this kind of bargaining ability.if Lisin knew for sure envied him.
"This is an anti-match amulet for you, where's the money" the shaman handed over two amulets while asking for payment.
Before Brian and Jo joint the money to pay the Amulet, a voice surprises the three men.
"Not Legitimate..."
From the bushes near the banana tree, a handsome young man approached. Brian and Jo are very unhappy with the arrival of the young man because it has disrupted the sacred situation.
"Lisin... Why are you alone where Alim is?" The depressed jo asked.
"He went back to the car first" Lisin replied.
"What I said must be Alim the coward came back first... " Brian said triumphantly as his conjecture was slightly correct.
"You two know him... " The shaman looked at Lisin unhappily.
"We came four Mbah. The other one went to the car first" explained Brian.
"You... Why do you say 'Not Legal' Do you think we're doing a Marriage Certificate?" The shaman said with annoyance, if Lisin does not come surely 2 of his merchandise will sell.
"Oh that. because the money has not been handed over then the sale and purchase can not be said to be sold, what else there is no proof of sale and purchase"
"You..." The shaman was angry.
"Lisin why you stopped us from buying anti-jomblo amulets, don't tell me you don't want us to have a girlfriend"
"Yes, you feel good about doing things with real women, whereas we only do it with imaginary women and when delusion becomes reality it turns out it's soap"
Hadeh.. You guys have been single for too long so do not understand if you are being deceived.
"Do you think if you buy a talisman or something, you'll get a girlfriend or you can do a cornering stab" Lisin walked casually up to the three then looked around and could only smile.
"You mean this talisman is a lie?" Jo asked.
"Bedebah. Do you know how hard it is to make this one talisman?" Shaman and Lisin faced each other as if both of them were standing in a boxing ring while Brian and Jo walked away.
"You know... This amulet I completed with the hermitage for 40 days and 40 nights without eating and drinking, nor did I sleep anything else playing Mobile" the Shaman said aloud.
"You are single too... " silent.
Both Brian and Jo could not understand how Lisin could so confidently say if the Shaman was Singles.but seeing the reaction of the Mbah shaman It seemed that Lisin's words were true.
"Baa... How do you know if I'm single, don't tell me you're a true Shaman" the Shaman knelt down.
Brian and Jo are shocked to see the Shaman's Confession. Damnit... You are still Singles selling anti-Jomblo Amulets, fortunately there is Bro Lisin if we do not have a loss.
"I have been single since adolescence until now and deliberately learned shamanic science so as not to be single again"
"I've practiced everything I've learned from shamanic websites and nothing has worked"
"While the amulets I'm going to sell are not the result of a hermitage but rather some materials that are easy to get in the kitchen and wrapped in black cloth"
Listening to the explanation of the Shaman Lisin was helpless, When he first met this Shaman Lisin used the system and knew if this Shaman was a self-styled Shaman.
"Wait a minute, why are you telling me everything, I'm not asking"
"Sir please raise me to be your disciple, I have learned shamanism but there is no such thing as success, all this time I have only deceived a few customers" the self-styled shaman said truthfully.
"I didn't take a disciple" Lisin looked at the banana tree where the figure of a pocong was looking from a distance.
The pocong understood what Lisin meant the moment the pocong stood in front of the self-styled Shaman.
"Po... Pocoks..." Without looking back the Shaman quickly will sometimes stumble over the grave mound, and run again.
"Lisin why the shaman said pocong... " Brian and Jo asked in fear.
"Because there are Pocongs here..do you want to see those who are invisible?" Lisin asked with a smile.
"No. no... "
The viewers who were dissatisfied with not interviewing the shaman before, but were quickly happy to return because Demon Seeker was back online with Lisin being the camera holder.
The arrogant hosts Brian and Jo exist in front of the camera phone, Lisin who communicates with Pocong, kuntilanak and Gendruwo get a very clear appearance in front of the camera it makes viewers afraid, screaming and excited.
For the first time live broadcast took the theme of mystery sightings to be trending at the top of the youtube platform, even photography and film experts claim that the appearance in the live broadcast of Demonic Seekers is real without any engineering or special effects.
Back at the entrance of Alim village alone in a Nissan Skyline, terrified awaiting the return of his friends.
"Brian, Jo and Lisin when you're back..."
Seriate...
*Almost in the Author's New Novel, titled,
"Polish Girl Zahra" thank you.