Melancholic Introvert

Melancholic Introvert
Chapter 1: The Spoiler


 


Hi know the name of the Gladish cave, usually friends make fun of the cave with nicknames. “You are still a girl or already a widow?” Heleeh khintil, there's-there's.


Currently, the cave is attending Tunas Bangsa High School, class 2 majoring in IPA, in cave school, Cave including girls who are very tomboyish, his hobby of eating, sitting astride any place, straight long hair that sometimes forget to comb, read comics, fight (iya donk silat euy~ muehehehe), sometimes like to be caught ngupil carelessly, fart carelessly, and, ups~ surely you guys are so disgusted, do you see the self-image of this destroyed cave?


One day, while the cave was enjoying meatballs (the second bowl of the cave) in the school cafeteria.


“Gladish, Gladish!!!” Shouted Prisil, a friend of the cave that abis centile, why did the cave say centile? Because he likes dandan and I don't huhuu~


Btw, cave and Prisil like earth and sky, b*bi cave and he's goose.He's beautiful and slovenly cave, He's a sable brain and a shrimp brain cave. But our advantages and disadvantages that make us complement each other, initially cave deketin he so always can cheat PR metic, physics, chemistry and his friends. Eh, for a long time he so fell cintrong to the cave, the meaning of the cave fell cintrong the same cave money that always treat He was out asking for his cheat, muehehehehehe!


“What's the Pencil?” Tanya cave, while squinting at him, almost spilled cave meatballs, because his hands fumbled against the cave's shoulder blades. (BTW pencil call love cave for nie son centil).


“New cave can spoiler, new can spoiler, really cool... seneng bangeeeeettt crazy cave!” Prisil exclaimed, while wriggling with excitement like a hot worm.


“Spoiler?” I murmured, my right eyebrow raised up. “Spoiler Breeding Film Because of Bucin? (Film to be played in our beloved Cinema)” Tanyaku wonder.


“No No No, Spoiler Nya~ emm, so gini looks like we will be bucin.. but do not first have children..” Clearly Prisil with sparkling eyes, which I swear not to connect very.


“So?” I asked again, curious.


“So, so our school will be the arrival of the new boy earlier, just now the cave see the oath, a very handsome oath.... sumpaaaaaah!!!” Prisil replied, who was like he had never seen a handsome man in his entire life.


“Masa?" I asked to relax, while rolling my eyeballs.


“Iya!” Answer with sparkling eyes.


“Neighbor, BWE~” Syndir cave.


“Kok sprain well!” He murmured with emotion.


“Awas loh if not handsome, you treat a 1-week-old cave in the canteen!” Threaten me to my best friend, who is currently bloated at first sight.


“OKE.” shouts, agrees.


“But, if you fall in love with DIA, you become a cave slave for one week. How's viewer?” It is also full of threats.


“Why not treat in canteen?” I immediately raised my eyebrows, hearing his extremely burdensome offer.


“Gua keep body, not kayak elo, Rhino!" Insinuations.


ASEM!!!


“Radino? The ideal cave!” Bela cave.


BTW although the appetite of the cave like a barrel, the body of the cave remains ideal really, maybe the cave factor participated Silat kali yah activities, so the cave jajan as much as anything, the cave body still looks cool~


 


 


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After school…


Huh... finally after tired of listening to the sermons of beloved teachers at school, the cave can return to rest for a while in the cage b*bi Cave.


Surely elo-elo at a confused yes, does the cave live in the cage b*bi?


Not home?


I mean cave, b*bi cage here-the cave house of kali…


Honestly after Nyokap and Bokap cave divorced. Large cave houses and beautiful palace kayaks began to be transformed into a giant b*bi cage, cave bokap that maniacs work, and caves that malesnya exceed kebo… it was the perfect collaboration for both of us to create our palace house into a giant b*bi enclosure, HAHAHAHA…


Clothes hanging everywhere, cobwebs hanging on every wall perfectly, beautiful dust adorning the corners of the house, dirty dishes that will be cleaned when you want to use it, small trash that adorns the corners of home appliances.


It should not be overshadowed, later you are dizzy, the cave is dizzy who lives there, fortunately the cave knows itself, so the cave must accept everything with sincerity and gratitude.


Alhamdulillah, take it easy b*bi cage, the cave always considers You my house is my palace.


"Assalamallaikum.” Greetings, when opening the door of my b*bi cage. Well despite the pleasantries in my b*bi cage there are no people (Father of this hour must work).


How could I have been answered by the other subtle-dwellers, serem yeh?


“Waalaikumsalam.” Answer someone.


“Astagfirulloh..” The shock of the cave, it turns out that someone answered the greetings of the cave, the voice of another woman.


I elus my chest many times while chanting the verse of the seat of the Quran, in my heart. I looked around the living room of the cave house.


“Where is the b*bi cave cage? How clean is it here?” I muttered in amazement, looking for something that had now been lost from cave life, now all changed, cave house was clean.


Fragrant fragrance from the white floor that now looks cool, living room sofas are now clean of dust, like freshly wiped.


A new tablecloth and a new vase of green flowers, with beautiful new plastic red roses.


“Eh you Gladish huh?” Asked the woman in white dress, out of hiding, her hair was long, her face was thin, her eyes were cute and looked beautiful even though her age was already middle-aged.


I widened my eyes, and spontaneously dropped my body. “Ampuni me Mak Kunti, don't bother me, please!” My love, with a trembling tone.


“Hehehe...” His laughter is polite, while covering his mouth-apparently.


I looked at his feet.Whoa, there were his feet, I had suuzon. “Human mother well?” I asked plain, without any sense of sin.


He nodded, holding back his laughter.


I see the surroundings of my living room is clean, can be interpreted him... “Mother new helper yah?” many quick.


He just squinted his eyes.


“Internally!!!” Shouts the sound of ngebass ala the fathers whose voices are no stranger to me - yaiyah is the voice of my father. “Hei Gladish, meet the new Bini Bapak candidate. As well as your new future mother!”


“God willing, I want to marry again?” I cried in shock, widening my eyes.


“Yaiyalah, your Father's time, you tell Jones to keep?! Hahaha.” Whisper my father towards my ear.


“Iya Gladish, know the name of Aunt Milea, just call Aunt Lia well!” Aunty named Lia was friendly. He stretched his hand out toward me to shake my hand.


I was amazed by her beautiful face, my father also chose a new nyokap-eh wait, the face of Aunt Lia seems familiar, this beautiful tapered face, she looks like who huh??


#To Be Continued