Miss Marries Boy
Chapter 64: Misadventure

"This brother's mouth lemes, huh? Want to throw a shoe?" said Sarah, who took off her shoes.

"Yes. yeah.. Forgive me! Well, here's the testpack."

Sarah snorted, she put on her shoes again. The gods immediately paid for it and the pharmacist gave him change. But the name of the newly married boy like God still has no experience making himself ask the pharmacist.

"This one wears it how, huh? Put into her intimate device?" ask God.

The pharmacist patted the eel, he shook his head. The newly arrived buyer who heard the words of God immediately burst into laughter. Sarah also did not understand as if waiting for the pharmacist's answer.

"Had...so do not want to make it, after being bothered? Just wear this can't."

"I asked from that. How do I wear it?" dewa.

The apothecary snatches the testpack that God brought, he opens it and shows how it works.

"Wait on! Waitaminute! That's what's pinned to the armpits, huh?" chirps Sarah.

"That's a thermometer mbak, if this testpack should be dipped in the urine of women can only be read pregnant or not."

The gods and Sarah are getting clueless. They just look at each other. The pharmacist foolishly explained in detail. The Lord and Sarah listened carefully.

Sarah raised her hand as if to ask. "The question is, how to hold the dirty water? If men are easy, if women?"

"Oh my God, Sarah. This is how it is asked. Never mind, come back! Miss must have been waiting," said the God pulled Sarah.

The god and Sarah came out, the pharmacist was very relieved to be free from the cursed boys. Sarah asked who was riding a motorbike while God only agreed because his body was very tired.

The god was behind Sarah, he paid no attention to the road. His eyes endured the incredible sleepiness.

"Wa, I'm kosher ya. I used to take you so and do not want to now even impregnate the bule," said Sarah.

"He's my wife, it's only natural that I would do that with him."

Sarah who was upset to hear the words of God accelerated the speed of his motorbike. The god who had delivered the fresh immediately when Sarah drove the motor more than 60 KM/H.

"Sar, are you crazy? Don't speed like this! Again maghrib," said Dewa.

"Why are you afraid to die? This is if a guy like you is messing with me. Married to someone else."

Sarah's doing very fast on the deserted streets. The sky began to darken and the lights began to light up but God looked around him as the route to Bara's house looked different.

"Sar, stop the bike! We're going the wrong way."

Sarah's not listening makes the gods very upset. She didn't think Sarah was this crazy. Their route is getting away from Bara's house and looks strange.

"Sarah, I don't want to die silly. Stop it!"

"Geek! Don't listen," Sarah sneered.

After a few minutes, Sarah realized that she had entered a road that she had never crossed, but she was still riding her bike non-stop.

"Sar, why did we go into the cemetery?" ask God.

Sarah stopped her motorbike and looked at the surrounding scenery with gravestones. The dark time makes the atmosphere scary especially this is the turn of the afternoon before night.

"God, I'd like to ask you. If we meet the devil here what should we do? First, should you open your phone and then record and create content? Second, should I ask for selfie? Third, make a tick-tok with them? Fourthly...."

"Shut up, Sarah! Look there are movements there," said Dewa.

Their eyes narrowed to see in the darkness. Their eyes were round when they found a black figure of gondrong and tattered. Sarah gets off the bike, she runs away from the gods. The figure was chasing Sarah, Sarah was running fast but the figure was also running fast and laughing out loud.

"Dewaaaaa, help me! Huaaa... Papa's... Your son is being chased by demons...."

The god saw Sarah being chased instead recording her casually. "Keep, Sar! Great for youtube content."

"Yyyyyyyyyyy... I'mfrightened... Please woy! Damn it you're being taped," cried Sarah.

"Well, did he say that if you wanted to be recorded? It can be a material group chat later tonight," replied Dewa.

"Godaaa sialaaaaaaaaan! Bantuuuiiiiiiiin," cried Sarah who was still running around in circles in the tomb area.

"Bantuin b*go! Not excited," said Sarah was very frustrated.

The god props his motor

and approached Sarah. The god laxated the man, the figure that was chasing Sarah stalled. Sarah immediately got on the God's motorbike. The god presses the motor quickly leaves the cemetery.

Sarah who was very upset with the Gods kept raving indistinctly. The gods are silent and do not serve Sarah's ravings.

"What is your self? Tega you, God! I was chased by a demon and you recorded it."

"That's a madman not a demon" replied the God.

The rant continued until an insect accidentally entered Sarah's mouth.

"Hueeeeeek... What's this? Hueeek..."

"Eat him silence! Just babble," said the god.

Sarah who was upset with the words of God bit her friend's back. The god who lost control made the vehicle he was driving. At that time their motorbike fell into a field full of mud.

Braaaaac...

"Waaaaaaaa... Hueeeeeek... Goddamnit! I eat mud. Huaaaaa my clothes, my skinker.... Your responsibility, God!" shouted Sarah who was shapeless due to mud on her body.

As with the gods, he was also hit by mud. Worse, the new motor given Miss is also dirty exposed to mud.

"My motor..," cried the Lord.

"Damn it! It's what the bike thinks. You don't see my body getting soaked in mud?"

"It's all your fault. Ah... The address in the drive out Miss again," said Dewa while looking at his motorbike.

God led his motor to the road. He was astonished, there seemed to be no rice fields around here. The bike was full of mud when it was a new bike. While Sarah continues to blabber not careless.

"Where's the testpack?" asked the God while scratching his head.

Half an hour later.

The pharmacy.

"Mas, want to buy a tool that was dong," said Dewa.

The apothecary laughed at the sight of the God and Sarah's body full of mud. Sarah was very upset and felt like she wanted to beat up everyone who passed in front of her.

"Where are you growing?" ask the pharmacist.

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Miss waiting for Dewa in front of the terrace Bara house, it has been an hour more he has not returned from the pharmacy when the location of the pharmacy was close to Bara's house.

"Where are the two boys not going home?" dani asked to look at the clock in her hand.

"Why didn't Brother Dani tell you that God went with Sarah?" said Miss upset.

Bara calms Miss, Miss remains unsettled. He was afraid that anything would happen to the gods.

Soon, the God came with Sarah, which surprised everyone. Their bodies are very dirty.

"Why are you guys?" ask Dani.

"Damn! Damnit damnit! Damnit damnit! Already into the grave, pursued by a madman, uh even nyemplung in the rice field," whined Sarah to Dani.

While the God looked down afraid of Miss because her new motorbike became like that. Miss cupped the face of God. "Darling, you weren't hurt, were you?" ask Miss.

"Darling, sorry! I'm not papa but the bike...."

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