Mr. Vazquez & Mrs. Vazquez
Tiga

"Where's lo?"

"On the road, wait a minute. Damn it's jammed up, can't take me anymore!" yes, Jakarta is still stuck, do not know when it is safe.

"Cepet, I've been waiting five hours," huhah, this child is not patience. Don't know if I'm going any further, hais.

"Prophe napa, I-I"

Bugh

Damnit damnit! I got hit! I don't have eyes kali ye. "Day wear dong's eyes!" I shouted the ballom stood up. Where is my hp?

"Go put on your feet." Ebusets! Crazy noh people, his voice makes my feet goosebumps.

I'm still looking for my phone, uh it turned out to be overwritten by the bag. "Shit! Hp I cracked, where expensive again huhu," crazy only my brand that apple bite with one stove was cracked. Should I sell my kidney again to buy a new one? It's not funny.

"Responsibility-" OH MY GOD! This is, it's really people, right? How handsome! Guarantee me the history books of Greek gods dong, I want to see who knows if one of them stray here. After this guy was really handsome where his body was good again, I saw his nosebleed. Oh God please realize Viola didn't drag him to KUA ehehe.

"Have you looked at me, miss?" Ebuset, really big plate of people. Wrong praise me, uh but still handsome, handsome guy mah in my eyes let him be wrong just fine.

Without me knowing it turns out many people who witnessed our romantic scene. Eh I'm ashamed ding, yaudah I immediately stood the Plate was still standing with a flat look to me. Don't expect him to look away, maybe whisper him if I hold my exotic skin. Hedeh, this refrigerator really is.

"Walk on my feet, Ferguso, but look, I'm here! Your eyes function to squirm," I said. The fridge goes, at least apologize. Or is he a mannequen? Please dong who has a clothing store, check the statues only time there are those who keep straying here.

He raised his eyebrows, if I was no longer upset with the pleasure of me praising his good looks in front of everyone.

"Dear Fridge Master, please apologize to me. That way I feel appreciated, and I won't ask for compensation for my cracked phone," pointed me at the cracked phone, but I'm really, "I'm not gonna ask for damages if you apologize to me." I'm sincere, I'm really sincere if he really apologizes to me.

"How much?"

"What?"

"Write how much you want,"

"Hey Sir! You don't get pretentious, I've been discouraged from asking you for damages, but you? Ckck, you cocky fuck!"

"Keep, what do you want?" ask again. I swear, the rich man is not part of the expression when sharing facial expressions.

"I want you to apologize to me and the problem is over --"

"I will never apologize to you," (i'll never apologize to you) he said, "I don't have much time to serve a madman like you,"

What's?! I'm this pretty when it comes to crazy people?! Omg, hellow!

"Why am I crazy?! Woi Mr. Ice, wake up dong! You hit me, you keep asking for help, so do you think I'm crazy?! The Polar Ice Base is inhuman!"

He screeched then left me with all the gerrymandering I had.

"ARCTIC POLAR BASES, WALKING REFRIGERATOR, ICE BLOCKS, ICE SCULPTURE! Just stay at the poles with polar bears, polar owls, polar dogs, polar wolves!! If you need to dive there with polar fish!!"

I went into my cafe feeling annoyed, arrogant, angry, just all mixed into one, macem again pms that. Eh yes this is my cafe, which yesterday I said unemployment is boong hehe right I again do not want to show off getoh. The name of the cafe I tuh C'mol Cafe, do not ask why I like the name of the cake. My cafe has two branches in Kalimantan where my grandmother. My mother is West Kalimantan, precisely in Ketapang. Papi I am a Filipino and Dutch crossbreed so I am beautiful. I'm in Jakarta because I work here.

I'm looking for someone I want to meet. I feel the cold at the nape of my neck. Aihh creeps me.

"How many hours, baby?" ebuset deserves a very cold taste apparently I was exposed to the cold view of the cloning of Nyi Roro Kidul. The pardon of Queen.

"Hehe."

"Yey, if you want a consistent boong dong, you said it was five hours now two four, so where is it really?"

"Yes, 19 hours after I called you," he was upset. "Lo where? For a long time, the feeling from here to the road ahead is not 10 minutes,"

"You don't know, I'm very busy, where my men ask you to continue," I said.

"Where's leg? You have broken up hahahaha sukurin! Nice one!"

Ah shit this is my temen isn't it? Kok gini amet's. I don't feel like I have any friends.

"Sir, make me ice coffe." I just ignore that clone of Nyai.

"Woi cheap beans woi!"

"Emang, ehe."

"Haha hehe laughed and continued until my mother turned into a gray power ranger!" temen I am crazy, I do not want to say friends because I am afraid if one day comes problems that will make our friendship tenuous. The future doesn't know, does it?

She's just as crazy as my cake uh I'm no sane a little bit than her. His name is Grace Bernardo I usually call him Bernad, because of his behavior eleven twelve with the Bernard Bear. Moreover, the bloons, beuh look very similar.

"Your mother is already a wonder woman" I said.

"So?"

"So paan?"

"Eh*******, don't you want a story! Yes tell!" Selow jan ngegas.

"Gue broke up" I said as I twirled the straws in my drink.

"Hmm" Bernard is focused on me. His face is still waiting ttd from Mr. Donald Trump who gabakal dapet that.

"Gue broke up with her,"

"Then?"

"Yodah that's it."

"Heh eeq kuntil, seriously dong!"

"What story do you want to tell?" ask me.

"Yes tell me, cry what cake. Let's look like you're upset again."

"Hmm," I want to cry the truth but yes it may not be my soul mate. But, I'm not willing to doi with others. Oh my God, how am I supposed to?

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Connect ...

Part 3, sure you don't want to be a favorite? If you don't like it don't waste your time reading this kikikkkkk

(This is why I want to remind you again, this story is different from most other stories. This story uses complicated language, not standard language. So you need to read slowly in order to understand the meaning. If you want to find a standard language, my other story uses a standard language so I think it fits eheheh)