My 100th Secretary's
Unfaithful Debate

Ajeng Apartment, Soho, New York, Saturday ...

The vibrating sound and ringtone of Whitney Houston's song titled I wanna dance with someone, made the sleeping Ajeng growling annoyed.

"Arrghhh! Who in the morning asked to be sent to the cauldron!" he shouted while getting up and took his phone which was on the nightstand. "If this is not a matter of life and death, I get a lottery prize of $1 million, you better be prepared - ready I make a bolster goat!" say Ajeng after sliding the green button without seeing who called.

"Ajeng.." there was a low baritone voice that was very pronounced Ajeng.

"Seriously Mr Bayu! It's the weekend! Mr Bayu again there is a manten event! Why call me? Beware if you tell me to mop up your office!" namel Ajeng while still in the prone position and closed eyes.

"That's a good idea, Jeng. Swipe my room..."

He immediately turned off his phone in annoyance. Boss minus morals! Saturday is still at work!

The sound of his phone ringing again made Ajeng yell in annoyance. "AAARRRGHHHH! I actually deflated his arm!" Swipe the green button again. "Wonten nopo Mr. Bayu honoured (what's the matter dear Mr. Bayu )."

"Ajeng, aren't you going out for a walk?"

"Pak Bayu, that weekend was wayahe (time ) I became a tribe, a cocoon, a glundang glundung. Why did you tell me to go for a walk? Sir, do you enjoy your wedding, sir? Are you afraid to see your brothers bring a partner but you are still single tralala?"

"Jeng, take a shower! Let it be fresh !"

"Sir, Saturday is the time to shower once a day especially if only at home is not everywhere."

Unfortunately Bayu called ordinary because the blue-eyed man's face looked anxious to hear the words of his secretary who offended his incompetence. Man@lan ! Since Ajeng became his secretary, Bayu has been cursing the girl almost every day.

"A dirty girl!"

"Lha knows only himself and God. Eh, same father I told you.." Ajeng replied kalem make Bayu smile smirk across.

"Mas Bayuuu!"

A female voice made Ajeng laugh. "Bah sir Bayu, enjoy the show. Let this secretary enjoy being a Mbangkong toad but not a Semarang Bangkong soto."

"Mas Bayu, photoin Lila dong! Alex doesn't know where!"

"Okay, I'll stay. Don't forget to shower!" Bayu turns off his call making Ajeng gawk.

"Astaghfirullah for Toutatis! May the sky not fall on us!" ajeng quoted Abraracourcix, the leader of the Gauls.

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Ajeng eventually cancels the event into a cocoon-like friendship because his own boss arbitrarily awakens himself when the pleasure of haqiqi self-deprecating.

The girl heats up the remaining pizza overnight while tuning the television and watching the wedding show airing. Ajeng poured orange juice and water into each glass. After dawn, Ajeng chose to sleep again.

Ajeng enjoyed his brunch and watched the wedding of Lexington and Raj Rao.

"Oh my goodness, there really is an Indian nari show" Kekeh Ajeng. "Her husband is a sakep euy starling." The girl took a sip of her orange juice and saw how Bayu O'Grady's family seemed to be dancing together.

"Kok the storm does not follow nari?" muttered Ajeng. "But the body of Segedhe gaban is not suitable for nari anyway."

The girl finished her meal and cleaned all her utensils.

"Well, is it good?" The teacher also looks around him. "Yuk be Oshin!"

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