My Match in the Hands of Duda Somplak

My Match in the Hands of Duda Somplak
CHAPTER 2 . Because of ringtones


"Assalamualaikum," a voice came from behind the outside door that was saying a greeting, and hurriedly Mak Ita let go of His embrace.


"Why on the loose Mak, people are not satisfied too," De annoyed.


"Thou shalt not hear yea, there is the voice of men saying greetings." Answer Mak Ita.


Geck.


Geck.


Geck.


"Kaga budeg kau, noh denger again there is a knock, it's sono basic lebay."


Elah, the intention of nostalgia even in the case of lebay, the fate of you De, apes.


Chequek.


"Waalaikumsalam," said Mak Ita.


"Why use in the keys of everything Mak, as people are afraid of debt bills," levied Edo, the eldest son of Mak Ita, who after work.


"This must be the behavior of your brother who is nervous" replied Mak Ita.


"Campreet!" edo shouted at De.


"What the hell are you Paijo screaming," said De, who was in the living room.


"Dateng-dateng did not bring food instead shouted already like tarsan cake," said He again.


"Eh you kampret base yes, wear the door in the key all," murmured Edo, who was upset by the act of his sister who closed the door, until finally Edo had to bang on.


Hehe.


The one in question only laughed while scratching his head.


"Idih asked instead of answering even grimacing is not clear," said Edo again.


"From going to your sister's sambet earlier, so it can be so," said Mak Ita without turning his head.


"Mak Buset! About dong, this beautiful time is said to be sambet," with a look of annoyed face and his lips turned as if He was a child who was sulking.


"Beautiful from Hong Kong" replied his mother.


"Oh, yes. People Mother capital like this, deserve his son ugly," he said.


"Eits. Can't be angry basically emang in fact like that, ngaca only noh Mother's nose flat."


Before getting hit by the jeweler run ah, Inner De.


"Based on the ungodly child you yes, just watch out later it's ears yes."


"There is no courtesy to the parents" he grumbled as he walked toward the kitchen after shouting because of him.


And Edo just shook his head and occasionally clucked, because he saw two women who already look like tom and jery.


The afternoon had disappeared and changed with the darkness of the night, and now they were in the TV room, enjoying dinner, and the three of them were sitting under the carpet.


"Mak, tomorrow bring a stock of fish pindang continue to cook sambal ya," said De, who suddenly let out a sound, because since they had only been silent.


"May, but you have to help Mom." Mak Ita answered, to his son.


There was no conversation between the three of them.


Oh ... She ... She ... Oh ... She ... Her.


"Woi, I've been banging your cell phone for a long time!" snarled De, at his older brother Edo.


Because the sound of her Brother's cell phone made her upset.


Not for what, but a ringtone that irritated Him.


"What the heck you fucked, my cellphones are also you who nyolot." replied Edo.


"Replace the ringtone!" exclamation De.


"Well, the guy I like" Edo replied.


"Elu the shucks"


Elu.


Elu.


"Diamm!" his mother shouted at the two of them, because since earlier a fight and no one wanted to budge between the brothers.


"What the hell Mak," said the two at the same time.


"No weird sound?" mak Ita asked his two children.


"What a strange sound" Edo answered.


"What a noise" they both said again.


Brutts, tut's. Tut's.


"Makkkkk!"


"Whispering."


"Mak's farting voice, disgust. Like someone else has diarrhea" protested He, and Edo.


"You again," said his mother without sin himself flushed the poisonous gas at will.


"A little bit to." He stood up, and before long his brother also stood up because he had to pick up the phone.


"Eating farts, who told you to fight mute." muttered Mak Ita, smiling because he was satisfied to have given a lesson to his son. That's because he was disturbed when he was busy watching TV with a show called Azab.


Well this is safe no one bothers, Inner in the heart.


While He who has entered the room, now comes out again because someone is left behind.


"Mommy," call him to his mother.


"What!" answered His Mother.


"Be careful, Mom will get Azab because of farting carelessly." After scaring his mother, he went back to the room and closed the door.


Brakes.


Who would have thought if his mother was angry and threw sandals at him but not about it even hit the door.


The clock on his device, already at 22:00, but he was difficult to close his eyes. While all residents other than himself are invisible but already in their respective cages.


Unable to close his eyes made him, out of the room to make a cup of black coffee, to accompany him surfing in cyberspace.


When he opened the application with the blue logo, there seemed to be a perfect figure in his meeting last afternoon. Curiosity was increasingly stirring, to make sure if the adult man was indeed the same person who hit him this afternoon, he finally opened his profile.


And sure enough the account that passed by on the porch turned out to be the man who was in the shop this afternoon. There is a new post with a caption.


[Hopefully when I meet my soul mate for the second time, unlike that gesrek boy this afternoon.]


That's the kind of post that the man posted.


There were fifty more comments, and various answers, until He stopped at one of the people who gave a comment saying a prayer.


[If I pray to be your soul mate, because the other one is sluggish, hahaha..Let it break even, because the old one is shy.]


So that's what the comments given by his friend.


"Eh buset, who would like this same person, uh bentar, means this person never married dong" murmured He.


Damn this guy my time at say boy gesrek, swearing him in the heart.


"It seems necessary in the gift of a gini kek. I can't thank you for saying Gesrek, my guy is sane and healthy too" he told himself.


[Basic Om-om does not sell, so look for a sensation in the sosmed, should be the one who said gesrek it's there, not me, if you want the promo include hastag and link so that later cepet can mate, mate, greetings from the gesrek boy this afternoon.]


After that message I sent in the comment field, after that my internet data, I turned it off. At a glance I lyrics the clock on the device that has now shown at 00:00.


Then I immediately go to sleep and do not want to wake up tomorrow morning, can-can voice moved toa in the house there.