MY STUDENT IS MY STUPID WIFE
KUNTILANAK MEN

"Hey you two why look at each other, say grandma?" an irritated grandmother pulled Hessel and Nana's ears close to her face.

"You didn't cheat grandma, tell me when you did it."

"Geez grandma, why ask me that." - Hessel.

"You're grandma almost dead, if grandma dies before grandma sees grandma's great-granddaughter, grandma can't calm down." he snatched the head of the grandson.

"But the question was a disgrace to Grandma" Hessel argued.

"Cup, cup, grandma cup, don't talk like that, Nana knows grandma really wants it but we also need time grandma, hehe." Nana brought Grandma in her embrace trying to calm the old grandmother's heart.

"Until when grandma has to wait, grandma can't take it anymore aaa."

"Grandmother dear, don't snack donk, Nana and mas Hessel will soon give grandma a sweet and cute great-grandchild."

"But when, it's grandma's birthday but you don't remember at all, and your mom and dad went abroad not to call grandma, grandma is very sad maybe with the great grandmom's sadness can be reduced" said grandmother like a child who was whining.

"Umm dear grandma don't cry" Nana persuaded while wiping the tears of grandma.

"You're a good grandson, you're gonna give Grandma a great-grandchild"

"Yes grandma, Nana will definitely kabulin, but all need the process of grandma, so grandma must be calm and patient first ya." trying to persuade grandma.

"Shuttt. You are really ready for tonight" whispered Hessel teasing his wife.

"Ishh mas, don't bother Nana, don't make Grandma sad." Nana said softly in her husband's ear.

"Fucking granddaughter, don't you want to entertain grandma, today's grandma's birthday you know." said grandma.

"Happy birthday, dear grandmother, may you live a long life, and always be Hessel's grandmother" said Hessel immediately turned spoiled to his grandmother.

"Heh grandma knows you want your grandmother to die quickly, you're like this because you want to look good in front of your wife, right, but you don't care at all about grandma." grumpy granny, grumpy grandma, while Nana was tired of holding back her laughter.

"Let's have my granddaughter sit on the couch, Grandma wants to talk to you a lot, son." Grandma directed Nana to sit down.

"Who is his granddaughter now, grandma loves my wife more."

"Oh goddamn grandchildren, you come sit next to your wife, don't be shy don't you guys already."

"You can't call a goddamn grandchild" Hessel said with a face of compassion.

"Likes grandma donk, grandma does not like to be arranged, quickly you show it to grandma"

"Hessel is not romantic, so Nana is never satisfied" said Hessel giggling, Nana slapped her thigh in front of grandmother who made Hessel scream in pain but Hessel's voice was defeated by

aaaaa.. suddenly granny screamed hysterically whatever she was so excited.

"Surge" granny screeched

shift Hessel's seat until Hessel falls to the floor.

"grandmother base, I was really persecuted by her, I'm so not sure she's my grandmother, where there's a grandmother molesting her granddaughter." Hessel said

Without a care for his persecuted grandson.

"Nana, you're so sweet Grandma likes you so much" she grabbed Nana's face with both hands.

Nana smiled down embarrassedly as well as anxiously guarding her neck, afraid that grandma would see it too.

"May grandma not see it, hopefully, hopefully." Inner Nana

Both of Grandma's hands continued to caress Nana's soft cheeks, then her hands stopped stroking, now her eyes were fixed on Nana's neck which was filled with kiss marks that were very much behind the collar of the shirt that Nana was wearing.

Grandma lowered her head with a smile every once in a while she glanced at Hessel they spoke from heart to heart.

"My granddaughter you're all grown up."

"Is this you Hes?" ask grandma.

"Yes of course grandma, what the hell I can't do" he said looking proud without any shame, while Nana was surprised to see her grandmother and granddaughter.

"Good God, you look a lot like your grandfather, this good job is just my granddaughter." The first time Grandma raised a fallen Hessel and praised him.

While Nana really blushed embarrassed grandma saw everything and spoke blatantly even though there was also the little boy Devan.

"So long ago grandma was waiting for this to finally happen again, papa and your mom were like this too, they couldn't hide it from grandma."

"Based on grandma, her eyes are still very careful."

Devan took a closer look at the spots on Nana's neck, which he looked at seriously.

"Sir, this is what is like a bruise, wahhh if you say this mama's name is suction kuntilanak" said Devan innocently.

"Devan has also seen a sign like this on my neck, eh Nana you must be immediately diruqiyah, my mother said that there is a sign like this sign of a kuntilanak demon is lodged in your body" he continued.

"God... It's true this is a male kuntilanak." continued granny giggled.

"Is there a male kuntilanak, setau Devan whose male is genderuwo."

"Kuntilanak, genderuwo, anything that obviously grandma likes a sign like this." grandma continued to rub Nana's neck until Nana felt uncomfortable and awkward.

"Sir, I will call Mr. Utads Amir, he will meruqiyah Nana later the genie is put in a bottle and will not disturb him again" said Devan.

"Don't baby, you're a kid, you won't understand, let your sister take care of Nana." Grandma pulled Devan's phone, Devan was dumbfounded while thinking.

"Arghhh. I said genie, go in the bottle, any grandmother and Devan." resigned Hessel annoyed to hear it.

"It's all because of you, I have to be in ruqiyah, it sucks." Nana said. He and Hessel were flirting with each other because they were hindered by the grandmother and Devan in their midst.

Hessel grimaced and rubbed his body that was hit by a grandmother's blow, and his butt felt spicy after falling from the sofa also because of grandma.

"Ishhh is very soft. what is this called man." insinuated Hessel.

Then Grandma turned her eyes back to see Nana. The chin of Nana.

"Your husband and in-laws are so inconsiderate, they're counting on you to take care of the house and cook, but your grandmother won't let you work hard anymore, you've got to be the queen of this house baby." grandma says.

"Ahhh grandma doesn't need to be so, Nana is happy to run the task as a wife."

"Hehhhe heard grandma, this house is very big need a lot of servants to take care of it, soon you will bring a new successor in this house so grandma will call a lot of servants to take care of this house, grandma doesn't want to see grandma's daughter-in-law exhausted."

"And you fucking granddaughter, watch and take good care of your wife, watch her diet, don't stress her mind, and always indulge her."

"Grandma go home, interrupt my sleep." Hessel misspoke.

"Fuck you goddamn granddaughter, you kicked your grandma out. Grandma beat you up, let your face bonyok, I'll make your wife not like your bonyok face."

"This lips are why you speak, stir up his affairs" Hessel said, slapping his lips softly.

gupp.

"Are you happy to have a husband like gospel, if you're not happy tell grandma, let grandma teach her a lesson, so she'll be the same understanding husband you want."

Nana laughed out loud. For a long time she had been looking forward to moments like this, the house was full of laughter when grandma came. Nana also knew that Hessel and her grandmother often quarreled unclearly, but that made Nana smile.

*****

After dinner with grandma, Nana was most able to take the heart of the grandmother of her husband.

She massaged Grandma's back and legs without grandma telling her. My grandmother loved Nana.

"Stop kid, you take a break to meet your husband, you go to college tomorrow, baby."

"Nana wants to be with grandma, can not tonight Nana sleep with grandma, Nana is afraid of Hessel mas."

"Haha...why are you afraid of your dear husband, what is he doing to you?" grandma laughed when she heard it.

"Emh. that's grandma.. mas Hessel now more scary, he's anu..."

"Yes, yes grandma understands baby, you just sleep tonight with grandma."

Nana was lying on Grandma's thigh, she was very spoiled with the grandmother.

"Grandma, what if this sign doesn't cross until tomorrow, Nana's ashamed of her mother."

"Your husband was when his maleness peaked like he didn't forgive his wife."

"Hmmm right Grandma, when she made tonight want to continue round 2, Nana was tired this afternoon was already 2 rounds of the night.2 more rounds, where Anu Nana was still sore, it's like Nana wants to bump where it's not to look the same as Hessel."

"Grandmother with grandfather used to be worse, Na, yes time because grandma nolak one night your grandfather was desperate to climb the rambutan tree first behind this house there is a large rambutan tree, and, he went up and threatened to fight, everyone in the village panicked to the point that the firefighters also came to save him, but what he said was Na, all this because my grandmother refused his request for it, grandma was so embarrassed your grandfather blatantly said it in front of a lot of people, we became a laughing stock in our own house, it felt like grandma wanted to drown grandma's face into the ground at that time because it was so embarrassing."

"Oh my goodness, grandpa to his side is just as amazing grandma, if the Hessel mas is like that how is Grandma?"

"Hush. don't overshadow baby, it's really embarrassing, grandma if you imagine her always smiling herself, grandma so misses grandfather, grandpa, if grandfather was still around, he would be so happy to have a daughter-in-law like Nana."

"Grandfather is like what the hell, Grandpa or mas Hessel more charming?"

"Obviously grandpa donk, your husband is nothing compared to grandpa."

"Haha.if for Nana he is more charming husband Nana nek."

"Dasarrr Nana, anyone would praise her husband."

"Haha.yeah grandma is also like praising grandfather."

they laugh together too.

"Darling, put on this scarf." Grandma gave Nana a pink scarf.

"What's this for, grandma?"

"To protect yourself from the rumors that are on campus, you cover your neck with this, grandma guarantee your appearance also looks very cool if you wear a scarf belonging to this grandmother."

Nana gladly accepted it, grandma was very understanding with the problem that Nana was facing.

Suddenly Hessel came her eyes sparkling as soon as Nana saw her husband. Hessel smiled charmingly at his wife, then blinked one eye at her, then near her grandmother.

deg. deg. deg. deg. nana's heart is not because her husband's gaze is so tempting.

"Grandmother, have you finished borrowing my wife, it's 8pm now that I'm picking up my grandma's wife" said Hessel suddenly kindly to seduce her grandmother.

"You think my granddaughter is an item that can be borrowed at any time."

"It's not so bad, now that Hessel already had a wife when Hessel was unemployed alone in the room was strange to feel." smile flirtatious.

Hessel sat down beside Nana and embraced his wife. Looking at his wife, he turned to his grandmother and smiled.

Nana felt uncomfortable with the treatment of Hessel who felt too open-open in front of her grandmother.

"Nana, you come with me, tonight don't you remember." a small whisper was heard in Nana's ear at once Nana's hair stood up, her body somersaulted as Hessel pulled her braces from behind.

"Heh fucking granddaughter, what are you talking to my granddaughter?"

at the push of her husband, then Nana immediately hugged the body tightly of the grandmother.

"Grandmother saved Nana, Nana did not want to go with him, sick, sick, about the pain of Anu Nana." nagging Nana scavenged Hessel's hand hoping her husband was gone.

while Hessel laughed amusedly at the whimper of his wife.

"Tonight my granddaughter will sleep with me."

"Did grandma forget, did grandma not want the gift from me, if my wife was with grandma how could I give grandma the gift."

"Please give my wife back willingly, come on grandma sure you don't want the gift that grandma always looks forward to." Hessel continued to seduce and plead with her grandmother.

"No grandma, no, no, Nana won't, Nana just run away if that's it."

Grandma seemed to think clearly she chose her gift over Nana, after all, grandmother was more affectionate than her granddaughter so she willingly handed Nana to her husband.

"Take your wife, do your best to kill your wife, don't forgive her." Hessel's appeal was more influential to grandmother.

"Ready, I'll gladly do it granny." Hessel winks at each other with grandma while Nana is determined to run away but Hessel quickly reaches her body and holds her.

"My grandmother, thank you very much, Hessel take her away first yaa.." said Hessel happily.

"Geez grandma, grandma promised me she'd save me from Hessel, why she gave me to her so willingly." Nana who was in Hessel's arms tried to reach out to Grandma with her hands but what she did, she lay down and let the two husbands and wives.

"Grandma's sorry Na, grandma can't separate husband from wife." she cried and laughed.

"aaaaa grandma, mas, you two have set me up." she cried with annoyance, beating Hessel but Hessel tightened his hand to hold Nana.