My Three Wives Are Beautiful Vampires
CHAPTER 22

"... yeah? You're married, Victor?" Edward spoke while looking at me with a surprised face.

"Yes" I answered honestly.

Edward's gaze turned to look as if I had made the biggest mistake of my life…

"Marriage isn't a good thing, Victor... But if you're happy, I'm supportive." He spoke while slightly trembling, he seemed to be recalling the bad things from the past.

"Pfft," Andrew started laughing.

I looked at Andrew who was laughing, "Stop laughing! And why would he react like that?" I asked.

He held back his laughter and said, "Oh, you don't know, do you? A few years ago, Andrew tried to marry a woman, but she was the jealous and stalking type and, therefore, she had an emotional wound from what had happened."

I saw Edward shivering a little when he heard Andrew talking about what happened.

"But aren't they the best women?" I answered without understanding.

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Meow?" Even Zack, who was a bit far away, meowed loudly.

I stared confusedly at Andrew and Edward who were looking at me as if they had seen an exotic creature.

Edward put his hand to his face as if he was having a headache, and asked me, "Do you have a problem in your head?"

"Huh?" Now I'm the one who doesn't understand.

"From his expression, he showed that he really did not understand the problem," Andrew spoke as Edward nodded.

Then Edward spoke, "Listen, Victor. Women who are jealous and love stalking are the worst kind of women. Don't go near them, or you'll get killed!"

"I don't understand what you're saying, if you accept his feelings it won't be all right? Why should I care?" I'm really confused.

"...."

They silently looked at me with their mouths open in surprise.

"He's vain... Come to think of it, he's always been like that, huh? He always chooses the craziest woman." Andrew spoke as if thinking of the past.

"In retrospect... That's right," Edward said, then continued, "Did he never hear that he shouldn't date a crazy woman?"

"Wait!" Leona suddenly shouted while looking at Edward and Andrew.

"Are you just going to ignore that she just said she's married !?" he spoke while knocking on the table.

"Oh, that's right" Edward said.

"Who's your wife? Do you have a picture of her?" Andrew asked and, hearing Andrew's question, Leona and Edward looked at me.

"Hmm, yeah," Actually, I have a picture of Violet and Sasha. I didn't take these photos, it seemed like Natalia was making a photo album or something, so, she took some pictures and sent me to my phone.

I never understood this maid, she always seemed hidden, but when I called her she always appeared; she was like a ghost...

I pulled out my phone and showed you a picture of Violet.

Andrew whistled: "He's sexy"

I looked at Andrew with an emotionless expression. "Continue talking... And I promise you tomorrow you'll wake up in New York Bay, I'm sure the fish will be happy to eat you."

I saw Andrew's body tremble a little, he replied. "It was just a joke, and you wouldn't do it, would you?"

I kept looking at him with an emotionless look.

"Really?" I saw Andrew's expression darkened a little in fear.

"You know I always keep my word" I said in a flat tone. To be honest, I wouldn't do that, he's a good friend and I wouldn't kill my friend just for that; but he'd be hit a little bit.

Edward touched Andrew's shoulder and said, "Remember the Brothers code."

"Yes, I know," Andrew said in a serious tone.

"Victor won't dump you in New York Bay, but he'll probably hit you, and I think he's better able to defend himself with his current body" Edward said.

Suddenly, Leona appeared in front of me and picked up my phone, I looked at her confusedly, then she flipped the picture to the side and saw a photo of Sasha.

"Who is he?" He asked in a neutral tone.

"Oh, she's my second wife."

"..."

All three of my friends looked at me with the most surprised face I had ever seen in my life, if this was an anime, I was sure their mouths would fall to the ground now.

"Holding the donkey ball!" Andrew practically shouted, he approached Leona and saw a picture of Sasha on the phone.

I saw Leona's eyebrows twitch slightly in annoyance, but she was silent.

I saw Edward approaching, and he also saw a picture of Sasha.

"Hmm, I don't know how to react to that, when did you become a chad?" Edward spoke in a tired tone.

I saw my cat go up to Edward's shoulder and saw a picture of Sasha, then she looked at me and meowed while raising her claws: "Meow."

He seems to be praising me or something.

"Wait a minute," Leona looked very shaken, she looked at me and asked, "Do they know each other!?"

"Yes, of course" I replied.

"..."

"Damn, Victor... You make a good catch, I never thought I'd say that, but I'm proud of you." Edward spoke while holding back tears from his eyes; somehow I knew he was jealous, but at the same time, he was scared.

"Ed, you don't understand! You know our friend is here, right? Do you think he's a man who's after another woman if he's married!? He's not me!" Andrew practically shouted.

Bruh, you can't say that about yourself with pride.

"In hindsight, you were right" said Edward.

"Yes, Victor is a very loyal man," Leona said and the three looked at me.

"Well, to be honest, they're after me" I replied with a small smile.

"..."

The three of them looked at me with dead fish eyes, Leona said, "You know you can't marry more than one person in this country, right?"

"I know." I nodded in agreement, but human laws mean nothing to vampires.

"question." Andrew raised his hand like a child who wanted to ask his teacher.

"What?"

"Is your wife angry when another woman approaches you? Did they suddenly go on a rampage? Are they very jealous?"

I looked at Andrew in shock, "How did you know that?"

"Bruh," replied Andrew, he looked at Edward and Leona, "Now everything makes sense."

Edward nodded and looked at me with a look like a dead fish, "RIP, buddy... I think in a minute, we'll go to your funeral."

"Huh!?"

"Brother, don't bet on Victor!" Leona spoke in annoyance, then she continued, "What if she really dies!?"

"Why do you think I'm going to die?" I asked so all my friends looked at me in shock even my cat was looking at me.

"You're dating two Yandere guys, mate .." said Andrew.

"Do you remember the anime of the pink-haired girl we watched as teenagers?"

"Oh, I remember I thought she was beautiful back then, what about her?" I asked.

I saw the faces of Edward, Leona, and Andrew trembling when I heard my words.

"He was a yandere."

"so... And you say my wife is just like her?"

"Yes." Yeah."

"Isn't that a good thing?" I said, after all, I don't know what the word 'yandere' means, but Violet and Sasha are adorable, and that's all that matters.

"...."

Sigh up! Sigh up! Sigh up!

The three sighed at the same time, and it seemed like they were giving up on something.

"Don't die, okay? And don't cheat on your wife, or you'll die"

"I would never do that, why would I cheat on my wife if I had such a beautiful wife?"

"Huh, if you don't have a screw loose in your head, you'll be a good guy." Leona sighed.

Edward looked at his sister with serious eyes. "I won't allow it! Absolutely not! You'll never get married as long as I'm alive!"

"Brother brother!" Leona shouts in shame.

"There's Edward Sicon" Andrew said with a laugh.

"Siscon?" many confused.

Leona, Andrew, and Edward looked at me as if I had made a mistake.

Andrew said, "You're an uncultured man, buddy. We have to solve this problem."

"Huh!?"

"Well don't judge him too much, he's a movie guy; I remember his dad likes to watch movies, he's definitely affected." Leona helped.

"Sat," said Edward.

"In hindsight, he only watched two anime in his life, huh?" Andrew speaking.

"It's unforgivable" Edward said.

"Hmm, that's the only anime with aliens getting stronger and her hair changing color, and the pink-haired Yandere anime," Leona said.

"Yes, I remember you recommending it to him back then" Andrew said.

"Indeed." Leona nodded.

Suddenly my phone rang, Leona looked at my phone and said, "Kaguya?"

"Oh, she's my wife's maid."

"B-Helper...?" Leona spoke with a stutter.

I reached out my hand and Leona nodded as she handed me my phone.

I answered my phone and started talking to Kaguya.

As Victor spoke on the phone with Kaguya, his friends whispered in a voice that was not too slow.

"Did he just say M-Maid?" Leona speaking.

"Why are you stuttering?" asked Andre curiously.

"Idiot, hiring a waitress is expensive, you know?" Leona speaking.

"Oh, I don't know" said Andrew.

"I think his wife is rich" Edward concluded.

"Isn't he very lucky?" Andrew could not help but speak loudly.

Leona and Edward looked at Andrew in confusion.

Andrew began to explain, "He married two wives, and one of them was rich, and both wives were beautiful."

"Oh, you're right, but not all flowers, that's yanderes, you know? He could die at any time," Edward explained as he shivered slightly.

"Hmm, I think Victor will be fine," Leona said, now that he is calmer, he can think better about the whole situation.

"What do you mean?" Edward asked.

"Remember what Victor's personality is, he may not realize it, but he knows how to treat a woman well. I think his mother's teachings affected him without him noticing and he became a natural playboy." Leona would never say that the head clap Victor gave her was also good, she would never say it out loud! Never was!

"And he didn't reject Yandere's appeal, so I thought he was safe? The protagonists only die in the anime because he rejects female seduction, after all, most of these protagonists are beta men" Leona said.

"Hmm, you're right" said Andrew.

"Victor likes crazy women, huh?" Edward spoke loudly, he looked confused.

"In case, I'll keep in touch with my friend from the police, because stalking is a criminal act" Andrew said.

"Oh, come to think of it, in real life the act of stalking someone is a crime" Leona said.

"Leona, you're watching too much anime," Edward scolded lightly.

"Brother, I can't get out of the house because of my skin, what do you think I should do? Find boyfriend?"

"Absolutely not! I'll buy you more anime! So stay home!"

"Humpf," Leona snorted and turned her face away, but Andrew could see her smiling as if it was all part of her plan.

Victor ended his call and said, "I'll go home."

I looked at Zack and said, "Hey, Zack. Let's go, buddy."

"Meow," Zack who was lying on the chair got up, walked slowly towards me, and climbed on my shoulder then I put my hand behind her to hold her, and she lay on my shoulder.

"...Are you really sure he's not a dog? Or monkey? How can cats be so smart?" Leona asked in disbelief, I also saw Andrew and Edward nod.

“He's ordinary, he's just used to it, after all I've raised him from childhood,” I replied.

"...." - ".Leona fell silent and decided not to argue anymore, she just sighed as if she had given up on something.

Edward looked at me, "What happened? You look happy,"

“Oh my wife met my other wife today, therefore I am happy,” I replied honestly.

My three friends looked at me with dark faces and I realized Edward was trembling a little too.

"Two Yandere will meet ..." Andrew gulped, and sighed as he looked at me respectfully, "How can I say, Victor, you are a man among men."

"Thank you?" answer, confused.

"Anyways, I'll see you later." I spoke while turning around

"Bye, Victor. Try not to die, buddy," Edward said.

"Take care of yourself, Victor," said Andrew, he looked like he would never follow me again.

Leona didn't say anything, she just waved at me..