Pretend Marriage (Pretending to be Married)
The honeymoon plan

"There's something I need to finish. If it can't harm the body" Brandon chirped and went straight into the bathroom without waiting any more.

"Something to finish?" Bia muttered while wondering.

After a while, Brandon came out with a towel. He walked leisurely towards the cupboard to pick up his clothes.

"Stop!" bia's screams startled Brandon.

"What?" ask Brandon casually.

"Uncle, why are you just wearing that little towel. Even the towel can only cover your seagulls!" cetus Bia while covering her eyes with her hands, but there was a slight gap for her to peek at and judge Brandon's appearance with that short towel.

"I forgot, I thought I was single. Sorry!" he said relax without caring about anything.

"Shut your clothes on!" her word.

Brandon took his clothes and went back into the bathroom. When Brandon came out of the bathroom, Bia saw the man was drying his hair with a small towel.

"Uncle, here!" call Bia while patting the seat beside her.

"What's wrong?"

"Give me that towel, let me dry your hair" Bia said.

"You're gonna dry my hair? Are you sure, Haninbia?" Brandon probed from Bia's eyes. Maybe he kept his plans there.

"I'm sure. Sit down!" Bia snatched the towel from Brandon's hand, pulled the man's hand and sat him down forcefully. Brandon just fell silent and obeyed what Bia was doing.

Bia stood up to her knees and began to dry her husband's hair.

"Why wash your hair this night? Not good, can make hair and scalp dry," he said.

"Washing at night can also cause many serious illnesses, Uncle. Worsening the symptoms of rheumatism is one of them. You're getting old, better to avoid these kinds of things, than your rheumatism is relapsing, right?" bia said, gladly paying attention to her Husband.

"Causing wet lungs, causing stiff muscles, can cause flu, risk of acute bronchitis, asthma at risk of relapse, triggering seizures in people with epilepsy, and risk of hypothermia. Very much, right? Avoid getting you to be a healthy parent later" said Bia.

"What are you talking about, Bia?" brandon asked cutting off Bia's words.

"Talk about your rheumatism!" bia timpal.

"It's just a Hoax. Internal Medicine Specialist and Consultant Rheumatologist Handono Kalim asserts that night bathing is not a problem, it is just a myth. According to Handono until now there has been no research that proves that frequent night bathing can cause rheumatism in the future. It's just that sometimes taking a shower at night and using cold water can make muscles stiff. This is also commonplace experienced by someone if not strong cold," he explained straightforwardly.

"Is that so?" Bia asked with her confused face.

"But wouldn't it be better if I got old and died soon? Can you get out of this pretend marriage soon?"

Bia put down the towel she had used to dry her hair on Brandon's hand.

"I really want this all to come out quickly. But, I don't want to be a young widow whose husband died from her husband's illness!" sahut Bia's.

"Then you have to take care of me to stay healthy" Brandon said.

"I don't want to be a babysitter either. But, as your wife, I will do my best. I'll set up your life pattern as I can so we can be together longer," agile Bia smiled knotfully.

Brandon was stunned for a moment. Seeing Brandon like that, Bia laughed.

"Don't baper dong, Uncle! Yeah, I'm just saying that you fell in love with me right away?" ledek Bia's.

"Fell in love with you? It will never!" cynical Brandon is upset about being played.

Again, Bia pursed her lips. And...

The cup!

Brandon kissed Bia's pursed lips.

"Don't pucker your lips in front of another man!" brandon lirih.

"Why? It can't be because you're jealous, right?" search Bia.

"Sleep!" Brandon's Word.

"Haha, shame to admit!"

*****

"Good morning everyone!" greet Bia to the entire Wirastama family who have been sitting neatly at the dining table. Rey and Daniel's family compact stay a few days in the house so that the atmosphere of the house becomes more crowded.

"Morning!" only Dew, Rena, Belle, and Hilsa answered with a smile.

The others just stood still and looked down. In the shadows of Gavin, Arga, and Hansel, Bia's erotic voice continues to ring.

"Damn! Even I got carried away with a dream!" ashen Hansel.

"When are you going on your honeymoon?" ask Bara so that the atmosphere is not too gripping.

"Tomorrow!" bia answered nervously.

"Where are you going on your honeymoon?" ask Dewun.

"We've already laid out a honeymoon plan. But I still don't know where the honeymoon is going" Brandon said.

"There's no good place to recommend?" bia asked while looking towards Hansel, Gavin, and Arga. He thought, because they are men must often travel with their girlfriends, so more know a good place.

"They are mah boro-boro holidays. See odong-odong in front of the house already in Dufan!" timpal Brandon while holding back a laugh.

"Daddy, we'd like to come with Uncle Brandon, too. You have never been allowed to travel like that. There will be Uncle, so we will be safe" Hansel suggested and embraced by the others.

"You're the smartest at messing around, Hans!" bara Sergah.

"We never go anywhere, Dad, understand! We need healing too!" exclaim Hansel.

"Then, why don't you just go healing with Arga and Gavin?"

"How can I go, my savings aren't that much until I can use it to go on a tiring walk, Dad!" cetus Hansel's. "I don't look like any other rich kid, so pathetic!" he lamented that Bara and Dew would pity him.

"Learn from tuyul, Hans. Still small but smart to make money," said Bara while continuing to eat.

"All right, I'm gonna be a tuyul and steal your money!" hansel's jolt was getting upset.

"Pa, we are serious, we also want to come with Uncle later," exclaimed Gavin asking Daniel.

"You better go alone. Don't bother Uncle and Auntie!" prevent Daniel.

"How many times have we been told to go on vacation. But when charged 'We're still busy, you're going on vacation, not just looking after your mother!' that, right?" timpal Arga in a mocking style.

"For a long time we were diabetic because we always gave sweet promises!" sahut Hansel chimed again.

"Sister Daniel, Brother Rey, Brother Bara, they come with me also no problem, count to enliven the atmosphere. If they're naughty, it'll make it easier for me to tie them up and throw them into the sea!" brandon Seloroh.

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