Puncture Love Sate
Bang Mamat's
"Bang, I don't wear ten pricks for long,"
"Bang, I have fifteen good stabs, Bang! I'll have to do it again tomorrow,"
"I'm also Bang, twenty pricks. Don't forget to shake, Bang!"
Seen mothers who were queuing up to buy chicken satay in the usual place of Mamat mangkal. The smell of smoke was very tempting every sense of smell anyone who passed on the road, plus the characteristics of the satay seller who turned out to have a very handsome face.
Rahmat alias Mamat, sataymen who used to sell along residential complexes and villages. The charm of Mamat is loved not only the girls in his village, but also the arisan mothers and complex mothers.
They idolized the satayman who was said to be similar to Bollywood artist Shahrukh Khan. Not infrequently many Mamad customers from teenagers to mothers who have many children and even many grandchildren.
"Wait for ya, ma'am. Queuing regularly, I will definitely make me the most delicious satay for everything, these satay punctures of mine will definitely make mothers addicted," Mamad exclaimed with a sweet smile to his customers.
"Dong Bang Mamat, I can't wait to immediately feel the stab of Bang Mamat, uh I mean the stab of Bang Mamat satay," exclaimed one of his customers.
Mamat kindly served his satellite customers, the young man with a sweet look was the son of Mr. Mahmud, he was also a famous satayman, now because of his old age. So he was succeeded by his only son named Rahmat, aka Mamat.
Momat was busy serving her customers. I heard mothers telling me about a rich woman who was having a competition.
"Eh Mother - mother, he said really not the news about Miss Flower who is looking for a young man to marry her?"
"Miss Flower whose body was filled with those scales?" sahut the other mother while shuddering.
"Yes, Mom. Which he said had scaly skin all over his body. It was a rich man but his body was filled with scales. No young man wants to marry her,"
Hearing mothers talking to each other about the news of a scaly woman who was looking for a husband. Mamat also said to the mothers of his customers.
"Oh Mothers, do mothers know where the woman is scaly from? Moms see it for themselves?" ask Mamat while fanning his satay.
"Bang Mamat how the hell, of course we know. Miss Flower was famous for having scales all over her body. Many were frightened after seeing his body, disgusted by it. There were many young men who were candidates for her husband but instead ran away after seeing the woman's true condition. As far as I know, Miss Flower is looking for a father for the baby she will contain." Reveal one of the mothers of Mamat's customers.
"Ah time is like that? So the woman just wants to find a man to get her pregnant?" ask Mamat curiously.
"Rubber, Bang Mamat. Once Bang Mamat wanted to join the competition, the prize was big, Bang. He said the man who managed to give the child to Miss Flower would be given 25 billion dollars and a luxurious house and its contents. If Bang Mamat is ready, Bang Mamat does not have to bother selling satay again. Stab it right here. Bang Mamat lives a foot barge there. But yes it is, is Bang Mamat able to stand with scaly women like him?"
Hearing the words from the mother, it seemed that Mamat was smiling. "These mothers are just there, I'm not interested, Mom. Even if I can get pregnant easily, I am just an ordinary satayman. I would rather enjoy life like this. My satay prick can moms enjoy every day. Didn't you?" sahut Mamat accompanied by a smiling customer.
"Eh right also Bang, emang sate Bang Mamat is second to none!"
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Meanwhile in a place, there was a wealthy woman, a millionaire, she was the main owner of a mining company.
Flower Ezperanza, a 30-year-old woman with a disability. She is known as a scaly woman. At his mature age. Flower must have a descendant of his flesh blood to continue his company.
Yes, she is Flower Ezperanza, a woman who has abundant wealth and large companies. But unfortunately, behind his success and his career that reached the top. No man would marry her, not even to approach her.
There have been dozens of men who have refused to become her contract husband. No one survives knowing how Flo really is, the woman's nickname.
"I don't think any man would want to be my husband, Mother. Looks like Flo's just gonna adopt a kid!" flo to the Grandpa.
"Don't, Son! Grandpa is very sure there must be a young man who wants to marry you, just wait. We need an heir of your own flesh and blood. Grandpa knows your purpose in doing all this to find the man who truly wants to be the father of your son. Don't give up!" the old man said to his grandson.
...SERIATE...