REVEREND INSANITY

REVEREND INSANITY
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Chapter 213: The Trap


In this world, it was not only humans who knew how to brew wine.


The earliest wine records are from the legend of Ren Zu.


Both eyes of Ren Zu turned into his eldest son, Verdant Great Sun, and the daughter of Desolate Ancient Moon.


Green Great Sun had always been with Desolate Ancient Moon, and this close relationship created feelings for his own sister. However, Desolate Ancient Moon rejected his appeal.


The verdant Great Sun was upset because of this, and knowing he needed help, then he asked Wisdom Gu.


At first, Gu Wisdom ignored him and avoided him as much as possible. But the Green Great Sun continued to endure, and Wisdom Gu could not stand this disturbance anymore, so it told her the way – “In the east dwelled a group of honey peach monkeys. Drink the wine brewed by them and meet me . “


So, the Honorable Great Sun went east and drank wine.


The wine brewed by the honey peach monkey is fruit wine. And ever since Verdant Great Sun drank the wine and returned, his face was blushing red. He slapped his lips as he recalled the taste: “So, wine is sweet.”


Gu Wisdom smiled and said: “In the west lies a group of psychic monkeys. Go sample the wine brewed by them.”


The wine brewed by the psychic monkey is a bitter wine. The green Great Sun went west and drank wine; from then on, its tongue turned yellowish-brown. He recalled the taste with a bitter expression: “So, wine can also be bitter.”


Wisdom Gu said to him again: “Wine is bitter and sweet, love is the same and human life is more than that. In the north dwells a group of vajra monkeys. They also brew wine, sample.”


The vajra monkey brews a strong wine.


The Green Great Sun greatly enjoyed this wine, and drank it until he died drunk.


He felt that this wine really suited his taste, and wanted to drink even more after getting drunk. He drank from the bowl at first before trying to drink it straight from the wine jar.


Eventually, he started vomiting. The wine began to show its effects, making him feel an unbearable pain.


He felt the inside of his body burning, as if lava was flowing through them.


“It's too hot!” He shouted . All the flames flowed upside down towards his head and his hair started burning. From that moment on, his hair was burning incessantly like flames.


When Verdant Great Sun woke up, he saw Wisdom Gu staring at him.


“What do you think about condensed wine?” The Wisdom Gu asked.


The Green Great Sun sighed: “I understand now, no matter how good the wine is, you will spit it out if you drink too much; everything should be taken with no exaggeration.”


Gu Wisdom laughed out loud: “In the north dwells a group of Skywater monkeys. Their wine is also quite tasty, try tasting.”


Sky water monkey wine is clear wine and is completely the opposite of condensed wine.


Green Great Sun lightly tasted the wine, and as he did so, he completely forgot all his worries and felt like he was floating in the air, with a hazy and drunken look in his eyes.


Gu Wisdom asked again about her experience. He lightly waved his hand: “After knowing the delights of wine, I will not pass it on to those who are not drunk.”


Gu Wisdom chuckled and left quietly….


Thus, humans were not the first species to brew grapes, but rather monkeys that were superior to humans.


The usual group of monkeys all knew how to brew wine.


Grapes differ from one group of monkeys to another, with all kinds of flavors. However, humans collectively refer to wine brewed by monkeys as monkey wine.


Fang Yuan had chosen this cave to rest because he felt a breakthrough mark in his cultivation and stopped at this cave to concentrate on breaking through the bottleneck. Another reason is monkey wine.


The higher the rank of Gu worms, the more food they consume and at the same time, their feeding period increases.


Fang Yuan had made sufficient preparations, but the storage capacity of tusita flowers was limited; after consumption in this entire trip, there were some empty spaces that would be more than enough to store monkey wine.


Wine has other uses as well – disinfect wounds and warm the body. The reverse repair of the four flavors of worm liquor also requires wine as an additional ingredient. Even if the conditions for reverse purification are not met, having wine as a backup food for four-flavored liquor worms is good enough.


However, getting monkey wine is not easy.


This group of grass-roots monkeys was a group of a hundred beasts but their scale was close to that of a group of a thousand beasts, and had 3 hundred monkey king beasts.


Monkeys are a group that unite and face enemies in a group. Bai Ning Bing might be a peak level third rank Gu master, but she was alone and tried to force her way in, only going to cause disaster.


And even though Fang Yuan had advanced to the rank one middle stage, the amount of help his progress could provide was almost nonexistent in this situation.


However, Fang Yuan was determined to get the monkey wine and Bai Ning Bing was worried about this.


“So, we need to use our brain, follow me.” Fang Yuan stood up and patted Bai Ning Bing on the shoulder. He carefully stomped on the ground, dodged the buried Charred Thunder Potato, and walked out of the cave.


Outside the cave were lush trees, bright sunlight, with birdsong and the scent of flowers in the air.


Moments later, the two approached the territory of the ape group.


Fang Yuan observed closely and finally chose a sloping area.


He scanned the area from a higher place before nodding his head in satisfaction. He stepped on the ground and said: “Let's dig here.”


After enough time had passed for the incense sticks to burn, this area of the sun-facing slope was dug up by the two, with a depth of thirty feet and a diameter of fifty feet.


Gu.


This gu resembles a potato, with an uneven surface and small holes around it. Regardless of its appearance, it was a genuine rank three gu.


“My primeval essence will not be enough, I will lend it to you.” Fang Yuan handed Mother Potato Thunder Gu to Bai Ning Bing.


Bai Ning Bing held onto the gu and poured her primitive essence there; soon, green sprouts grew from a small hole on the surface of the mother potato.


Sprouts grow quickly, flower and bear fruit.


After a while, the thick dark green fruit finger was fully ripe. His shoots withered and fell with the fruit in Bai Ning Bing's hands.


Fang Yuan picked up these dark green fruits and carefully sifted through them; disposing of the bad, dead or empty shells. After selection, the remaining fruit is less than one-third.


These fruits were Charred Thunder Potato Gu, rank two gu. Once they were buried in the ground, they grew with the help of soil fertility, and as long as there were living beings stepping nearby, the tremors would cause Thunder Potato Gu to explode on its own.


Fang Yuan held onto one of the fruits and instantly refined it. As he clamped it between his fingers, he poured his green copper primordial essence there; gu Gosong Thunder Potato began to emit a faint green light and slowly floated upwards.


With a shift of his mind, Charred Thunder Potato Gu quickly drilled into the ground.


Fang Yuan deliberately buried it deep in the ground, stopping only when the gu potato was buried as far as one arm into the ground.


The primordial sea in his crevice quickly diminished as the surrounding fertility gathered towards Gu Thunder Potato. In Fang Yuan's perception, this little grass gu instantly grew into a fist-sized potato.


This was an adult Charred Thunder Potato Gu that could explode even with a slight tremor.


Bai Ning Bing was amazed at this scene: “It looks like a demonic path, female master Gu buried Thunder Potato Gu near the surface of the earth, making it easy to explode on its own. The way you buried it, shouldn't have exploded even if I stepped on it, right? “


“Sure,” replied Fang Yuan and continued his work.


Bai Ning Bing's mouth twitched, Fang Yuan did not answer her properly, and with a proud attitude, he did not ask anymore, but instead focused his gaze and began to ponder on it himself.


After being with Fang Yuan for a long time, he knew Fang Yuan had never made any useless moves.


Fang Yuan stood up only after burying these layers of holes; he wiped away the sweat on his forehead before calling Bai Ning Bing to bury the holes together.


But after only covering the hole for a short while, when the bottom of the hole was raised to fifteen feet, Fang Yuan ordered to stop, then he continued to bury the other Thunder-Sniffled Potato Gu.


Bai Ning Bing immediately realized Fang Yuan's plan after seeing this.


“So it's like that. Thunder Thunder Potato Gu was only rank two gu and self-blasting only one had limited strength. By burying them like this, once they exploded, even a thousand beast kings might not be able to escape easily.But how are you going to lure those three monkey kings here? “


Charred Thunder Potato Gu was an offensive gu, but it could not be moved, which greatly lowered its practical value.


“How difficult is that? At the right time, we will only catch two to three monkeys skirt the young grass and sample their brains here. At that time, their miserable shrieks would definitely attract the attention of the group of angry monkeys. It's just a regular monkey.The first group you can block and defeat. Then it must be the three monkey kings. ”Fang Yuan replied while burying Gu's grass.


Bai Ning Bing could not help but nod her head.


A savage beast was a ferocious beast, possessing limited intelligence. Fang Yuan's plan might have been very crude, but it was very practical.


“As long as we kill the three monkey kings, getting monkey wine will be as easy as cake. Of course, it would be even better if we could take the Gu worm on that monkey king.” Bai Ning Bing thought about it. .


After this, they spent the entire afternoon in this pit.


Bai Ning Bing was producing Gu Thunder Foul continuously, after which Fang Yuan would personally bury him into the ground, and then both of them would bury that layer of soil. After one layer of soil becomes another layer of soil, until the hole is filled to the surface.


Both are covered in sweat. Fortunately, Fang Yuan had the strength of two wild boars and Bai Ning Bing had also developed the strength of one crocodile completely.


However, the next day, Fang Yuan showed no signs of stopping and continued to dig another hole.


Bai Ning Bing was confused by it.


Fang Yuan replied: “Only one hole is not enough as a guarantee, there should always be a backup plan. Being a little more prepared is always a good thing.”


Like this, in the next three days, Bai Ning Bing finally realized ‘vigilance’ that almost deviated from Fang Yuan.


They had dug no less than five holes and buried a large amount of Charred Thunder Potato Gu. Naturally, the scale of the first hole was the largest.


Because of all these preparations, the grass skirt monkey plan went very smoothly.


The group of monkeys were all defeated with just two traps.


Of the three monkey kings, two died and one was wounded; the injured monkey king fled with the remaining group of monkeys. The dead monkey king was blown to pieces, the Gu worm on them did not survive.


Fang Yuan kept a lot of monkey wine until the tusita flowers could not be stored anymore.


That amount of wine was enough to re-fix the four-flavored liquor worm. There will be no problem in feeding liquor worms for at least two years. And if they find a caravan, this monkey wine can also be sold at a good price.


“Before we continue, we need to clear the battlefield and fill the two holes that burst.”


“Do you need such caution?” Bai Ning Bing felt pain every time she thought of a trap, now.


Fang Yuan glanced at him before uttering a single sentence that made Bai Ning Bing obediently work-up


“Did you forget how we chased that demon path female teacher?”


It was by relying on the traces left behind by the demonic path female Gu master on his journey.


The Traps you dig, don't bury yourself with it!