Rochman And Ginten
35. Rec wedding

“You are intent to attack us when cooking can not open this cloth anyway Tong.. should learn the same Marwoto how to open the wrapping cloth that was used pocong” said Ginten who was on the terrace helping the innocent demit open the package

“Iya sorry mom...bos I Marwoto tied it tightly once....thank you for opening this wrapping cloth bu”.

“Ya..sama is the same..hmm it contains nails, rust, razor blades, corpse hair and grave soil..This trus want you what?” ask Ginten

“Kata Marwoto should I put into the stomach pack Rochman bu..”

“Now how do you enter the object, if it turns out that Mr. Rochman is also the same as you hehehe”

“Iya bu...I am confused too, uh did I enter the house and give this terrible thing to Mr. Rochman just bu?”

“Oh please.please enter the house and give to Mr. Rochman these things.so that he knows this thing must be appreciated”.

“Excuse me Mr. Rochman.I went into the house and want to put these things into the body of Mr. Rochman”.

“Lho have you been taught how to input that thing Tong?”

“Eh said I went into his body only, and then put these things into his stomach pak”

“Hehehe if your opponent is an ordinary human you must easily enter the objects Tong, but if your opponent is me, obviously can not”

“This is Tong, put it on the table of the obvious objects, then you go home and tell your boss if you have managed to put the object into my stomach”

“Ya already pack, I put it on the table only yes sir, and sorry to make your table dirty”

Pity also I see this demit manuan, this demit does not or does not understand the world of perklenikan, he is just an innocent and innocent demit who was just told to tell.

After the demit put the things that are usually used for witchcraft, then he said to go home to Marwoto's house, but as he entered, he salim hands to me hehehe.

“Ten.. I can't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow we will officially become husband and wife”

“Hahah Man... You are ready to marry me Man?”

“Ya is ready Ten. my business that still likes the same guy we can take care of later Ten, the important thing is now we can sleep soundly Ten”

“Yes there you rest first Man, I still do something in the kitchen, later I will go to sleep when it is finished Man”

Ginten asked about my readiness.obviously I was not ready.I obviously can not change my orientation to women like GInten that.

But all I have to try, Ginten right, I must have offspring, and Ginten must also want to have offspring like me

I was already in the room, but Ginten was still busy in the kitchen, I had no idea what Ginten was doing in that kitchen.

At this hour there's no way he's cooking, so I'd better see what Ginten is doing in the kitchen.

When I went to the kitchen, what I saw was very strange..

Ginten was behind me.. He was slightly squatting, while underneath was a stove with a pot of boiling water, in a pot of many leaves that he was boiling.

The smell of water stew and whether the leaves are rather sharp as well. Ginten mekangkang above the pot that gives off steam without using chelana dhalam.

“Hoi Ten... What are you doing!... empalmu you doing? Want to be made mateng to be empal plump hahah”

“Heh.. Man.. I've already said..you just sleep, I'm doing the knowledge that is loved by generations”.

“What are you doing empalmu Ten?”

“This is his name in hundred man.. Let my empal smell nice and doormat.. The betel leaf stew Man.

“Aaah add your beef this Ten... why are you so, later if you know your empal mateng how?”

*****

On a clear morning, I had taken a shower, so did Ginten, the long hair of Ginten he let unravel, we were waiting for ustad or whoever would marry us.

Mr. Peno who was going to work had stopped by the house when he saw me and Ginten had been rampi with neat clothes as well..

Maybe Mr. Peno kepo also with the situation we both are strange, because usually at this hour we are still loose and sweaty because of doing something at home.

But I just said that if we were waiting for a brother who would come here, it would be impossible if I said I would marry Ginten heheheh.

Ginten and I were sitting on the porch waiting for Mr. Ustad or else the man from Painah would marry us both.

The man was carrying a rather heavy handbag, probably containing heheheh bricks and cement.

“Assalamualaikum” said the man who was in front of the fence, of course I have to answer the greeting of the man hehehe

“Waaliakum greetings... uh looking who is sir?”

“What is this betol home pack Rochman?” ask the guy

“Iya right sir.. I myself Rochmanya pak”

“Then my name is known as Pariji.. I am a member of my good friend Painah to marry Rochman and Ginten.

“Oh.. Let's go in sir, this is my future wife .. whose name is Gendeng, uh Ginten pak”

“I've been waiting from earlier sir, even my future wife has already hundred pak” empal

“Husshh Man.. ngawur ae you iki!” ginten Bentak

“Let's go in Pariji sir.omongan Rochman was sir, because he really likes ngeloco eh funny pak”.

“Hahaha you two are there.. Let's quickly do this series wedding first, because I also have business after this” said Mr. Pariji

*****

“Man.. We have to change the call as it looks.you call me mama, you I call papah”

“Nggilani Ten. don't need to, keep calling Man and Ten kayak biasane ae.. Our important single is official even though it is just a series of Ten”

“He’eh Man. but when do you want to try empal brewoku Man?”

“Shave the brew Ten. I was kind of like seeing a brewok in your empal.. It is difficult to find the hole Ten heheheh”

“Eh we will be powdered at your house only Ten, all our first night, but with a note, you should be able to make Ten” stand

“Tenakan Man. Anyway I will be your faithful wife and ready to serve your haasrat at any time hihi”

“Later tonight how many rounds Man?”

“Gayamu Ten.. ten, ask how many rounds all..still lucky one round course”

“Walah Man, mosok only one round of your shop.lha I have hgeratus empalku so rapet and doormat will be free.. “

“Please Ten, many roads to rome kok heheh”

*****

The night after the agonizing prayer was over, Ginten and I headed to the next village.

The plan was to have the first night of hehehe with my wife named Ginten.

We rode a bike kebo Pak Peno as usual, Ginten carrying a bag containing food and clothes that he will wear when he is at home.

I asked him what clothes he was carrying, but he didn't want to say what he was carrying, he just said the clothes he was going to wear in the house there.

I must be able to change, I must be able to enjoy the beauty of the gift of Ginten, I must be able to have offspring .that is all my desire, and I must be able to do everything.

We have passed the village gate, and soon we will arrive at the intersection, then turn right and arrive at the house of Ginten hehehe.

But when I turn this bike to the left…

I stopped this bike….

“Ten.. see that in front of your house..”.

“What's the Man....?”

“That's inside your fence!”

“Iya Man. There is a person inside my yard.. Let's go there Man”