Stupid Wife
For the sake of the Wife

Not yet touched the tree, Yuga was teriaki orles a man in a security uniform who was on night patrol.

Yuga does not nebirit, instead he develops a smile leganya. I hope the security guard will help him.

"No sir! But I'm the power of husband who's trying to make my wife happy because I crave to eat it." Yuga is proud. The voice was very reverent to explain while pointing at the mango fruit that only a few fruits hung up there.

"really?" search the security.

Yuga nodded. "Can I buy some of the fruit?" yuga's voice was begging a little.

"Get it! Please bring it for free without buying it." The security guard allows it just like that because it concerns the desire of women to crave. The father also praised in his heart the attitude of Yuga who sounded very loving to his wife to be willing to do that.

"Hehehe, that's him sir..." Yuga gave a crisp laugh, "I'm confused what to wear? Please go dong! Take it easy, there are tips." Yuga seduces with the wallet he has taken out.

"Duh, sorry sir. I can't help because there's a lot of ants up there. Hehehe sorry yes! excuse me for patrolling." The father went away, he loved his skin more than his pocket.

"Ats?" Yuga swallowed his saliva. "That's a sign I should feel the itching after climbing it?"

Yuga stared intently at the mango fruit up there, hoping that the young mango fell by itself.

"Bego you Yuga. Until the morning there will be no falling of fruit except in climbing." Yuga is ready to climb. For Naqia's sake she's willing to be bitten by an ant.

And hap.hap.

He was already at the top, damn true there are ants that have been there here and a little spoiled spoiled fucking bit him.

"Okay, oh." ringis Yuga up there with his hands flicked the neck to repel insects that play bite only.

"Jeez!" He cried patiently wear it, with his hands continuously wagging to the neck and other body parts that are exposed to insect attacks of the female type, because it is impossible for a male right? Orange time eat oranges.

"This is how he took her?" Yuga's confused. One hand had already managed to hold the young mango fruit, but he did not carry any plastic or container. Being thrown down is also impossible because Yuga does not want his mango to be damaged.

Ahaaa. female ants who managed to swipe into her shirt and bite the stomach instead make Yuga have an idea to put the mango, until it survived to the bottom.

"Look, right. Okay!" said proud. Some mangoes he put in his shirt like a pregnant man.

He went down to the ground and immediately brought his wife's order full of happiness.

***

"Naqia!"

Arriving home, Yuga exclaimed as he walked towards the room. He did not see Naqia sitting on the sofa of the family room.

"Here Bang!" sahut Naqia turned towards Yuga. The eyed sneered when he found Yuga's unusual messy appearance. Dirty shirt with the edge of the cloth outside, Yuga's hair was randomly random like a hurricane victim.

"What's up? How messy?" naqia asked increasingly scrutinizing the appearance of her husband. But he did not see a red neck full of bumps hit by insects that might be female.

"No crap-wearing, this is just the effect of being tired in the office." Yuga lied. And the innocent Naqia just believe it.

"That must be the recipe?" Guess Naqia cheerfully pointed at Yuga's hand that was toting a plastic. He has been told by Hani that Yuga will come home with his wish.

Yuga smiled wryly looking at his wife's twinkle face. His tiredness seemed to evaporate just because of one smile of Naqia's happiness. He also felt no vain climbing his pesky mango tree tipped with hives.

"Thank you, Bang__"

"Why?" Ask Yuga.

Naqia shook her head slowly. Yuga, who saw a different look, immediately pulled Naqia towards the kitchen. He will make the face look twinkle again by giving understanding.

"Sit here!" tell Yuga to pull a chair for Naqia. And Naqia also according to sweetness while covering her disappointed look with her forced smile.

"Why? don't you like the mango?" Yuga looked at Naqia's teary eyes.

"I want a voice." said Naqia lirih, her voice like holding back her crying. I don't know why he was very eager and had to eat the fresh concoction. His expectations about the freshness of rujak ambyar see the whole mango fruit on the table at this time, there is no spice.

"Naqia darling. I want to tell you first. You wanna hear?" Yuga pulls a fruit knife, telling him his hand will fill the fruit.

"What news? Did yuga meet a ghost on the street? Being chased until it ends up messy like that?"

Yuga shook his head while smiling funnyly. He was amused by his wife's simple mindset.

"Not a ghost! But you know why a salesman does it during the day and not at night?" yuga asked with full intent.

Naqia shook her head twice as a sign of not knowing. His eyes looked impatiently waiting for Yuga to answer.

"Because if at night, it doesn't work?"

"Why is that?" ask Naqia. His lips are getting sad.

"Because the seller is afraid of no one to buy and end up losing, because people at night mostly hunt for warm food to ward off the cold night weather. So the rancher, if it's night, just sleep. And eat rujak that night, tomorrow you'll be sick." Yuga.

"So, the moon doesn't exist?" naqia's eyes grew increasingly teary.

"Hear first! I'm not done yet. You know, baby, why would our fetus want to eat weird stuff in there?"

Yuga stroked Naqia's stomach. He had finished peeling and cutting the clawed mango chop.

Naqia shook her head again, not knowing.

"That's because our son wants to test the patience of his future mother, and our baby wants to hear his mother's explanation that eating spicy rye at night will hurt the stomach."

"I think you want to tell me what."

Naqia grew sadder, her desire unstoppable about the fruit that was teasing her on the plate, as if waving. But Yuga will not allow him to eat it at night, later stomach pain he said. Naqia wanted to salivate because of the asem aroma of mango. He also could not hide his disappointment.

"Where are you going?" Yuga held the hand of Naqia who wanted to move, "I am not finished" he said forcing Naqia to sit down.

"But, eat curd in the evening, without the taste of the spicy seasoning. It's good for digestion too. Take it!" sodor Yuga one piece of fruit in front of Naqia's mouth.

"I want this" Naqia said excitedly and was not disappointed anymore. He greeted her well.

"Thank you!" Next pull the plate and bring it towards the room. Naqia wants to enjoy the fruit while leaning on the mattress. It looks very lazy but comfortable to do.

"Best, Boy!" Puji Hani approached Yuga who was smiling looking at Naqia's back. Hani did realize that he was watching a drama ala Yuga about persuading his ray to Naqia.

"Your son is the best, Mama!" Yuga smiled amusedly at the delicacy of his mother's lazy eyes that seemed to regret praising him.