That Fat Guy is Me !

That Fat Guy is Me !
Ketoprak


"Srsstt ! Don't be noisy aunt. This is the hospital, okay ?"


"Eh.i.iya sorry !"


"After Clarisa's awake, I'd better do something for her, so she doesn't report to the police."


"What help ? I'll help the important thing I didn't report to the police !"


"Well, I'll persuade Clarisa to have the matter resolved in a familial manner."


"Oh yes thank you"


Aunt Herni looked very relieved to hear Ardan's words.


Ardan gave the code to Clarisa to pretend to be conscious.


Clarisa opened her eyes slowly.


He pretended to be shocked when he saw Aunt Herni.


"Hernie Auntie ? Why is aunt here ? See what my aunt did to me ? I've lost my chance to audition for School Idol."


Ardan was stunned to see Clarisa's acting.


'Smart also nih son acting hehehe' Ardan laughed in his heart.


"I'll report the police aunt !"


"Eh.eh Clar don't be so dong. auntie really doesn't know about moldy bread. We'll talk good first."


"Aunty like I said, if auntie has to do something for Clar!" Ardan.


"What should I do ?"


"Tante has made Clar miss the opportunity to audition today. So, auntie came with me and Clar to school to meet the jury. Aunty should be able to persuade the judges to give Clarisa a chance to perform."


'Persuading the jury ? ah there's no way I'm doing that, what if Nadia knows ?'


Aunt Herni said in her heart.


"mmm..Clarisa, what if you come with auntie home. Forget that audition ! Aunty's gonna cook you some good food, baby." Persuade Aunt Herni.


"Appa ? Aunty, winning the school idol race is Clarisa's dream. Today my aunt destroyed it by thwarting her audition."


Ardan looks very angry with Aunt Herni.


"Heiii !! Just so you know, Clarisa's a bad voice. He was willing to compete with Nadia, it was already impossible. Hence, I helped Clarisa to not be more embarrassed."


"Rather than us going there to persuade the jury, we better go home. Clarisa can rest. Besides Clarisa, you'll be embarrassed if you fail, right ? Mending we just go home !"


Bi Herni continued to say, making the blood of Ardan bushon rise.


"Bi, yesterday when I performed the jury praised my voice, they were sure that I would be able to enter the top ten. So.."


"But aunt is not sure ! " Resistance bi Herni fast.


"They could be lying. They pity you. Or maybe just ? you begged in front of them to get through to the next stage."


Ardan clenched his hands restraining emotions.


"I'm not lying ! My body is big but I can sing well without any difficulty breathing."


"Haha ! Clarissa..Clarisa you're making aunty laugh. Never mind son, let Nadia fight there. We go home !"


Clarisa looked towards Ardan with teary eyes.


Ardan approached the girl, fondling her head.


"Good aunt, Clarisa's coming home. But before that we'll stop by the police station. My Claris must get justice !"


Ardan looked towards Aunt Herni, with a sharp look full of anger.


Aunt Herni was shocked, to her two legs trembling at the thought of herself inside the prison.


"Eh.eh wait..! No. Don't go to the police station.


Okay I'm going to school to persuade the jury!"


"No need for auntie ! What aunt said was right. Enough Nadia who struggled there, but it is unfortunate when performing later he was not accompanied by his parents."


" Lho.lho.don't be so dong. Clarisa, aunty goes to school !" Aunt Herni tries to prevent Ardan and Clarisa.


Ardan held the hand of bi Herni in order not to run, then pulled him walking out.


Along the hospital corridor. Aunt Herni pleaded not to be taken to the police station.


"Clar pity auntie, who will take care of the house ? " Aunt Herni pleaded with Clarisa.


"Relax bi, haven't you taught me how to take care of the house a lot ? "


Ardan led Aunt Herni into the taxi.


Aunt Herni sits between Clarisa and Ardan.


"Ke Polsek Batu Lima yes sir !" Ardan's orders to the cab driver.


Aunt Herni heard it instantly crying hysterically.


"What ? Means aunt did deliberately want to harm me ? " Clarisa was shocked to hear the confession of bi Herni.


"The word aunt earlier, if the aunt's husband is also poisoned. That means aunt's lie ?"


"Hiks.i.iya.hiks..hiks. We're not going to the police." The Bi Herni.


Ardan and Clarisa looked at each other.


" Pak us to Jaya Bakti school !" Tell Ardan to the driver.


"Aante now we go to school. Aunty should be able to persuade the jury so Clarisa can audition."


"I.iya I'll do !"


Bi Herni breathed a sigh of relief, as he was not reported to the police.


Arriving at school, Ardan still holds Aunt Herni's hand.


The three of them walked towards the audition room.


Nadia is shocked to see her mom coming along with Clarisa and Ardan.


Nadia approached the three of them.


"Mommy ! what's coming here ? With Clarisa again."


The three of them ignored Nadia's question.


Aunt Herni wanted to speak, but Ardan immediately withdrew his hand.


"Hey ! You guys are free to come here. It's now in the top 20, and soon the announcement to get into the top ten!" Obviously Nadia while shaking her waist.


Nadia, Erika and Chika stand in front of Ardan and Clarisa, blocking their path.


"Already Clar, you don't have to make it !" said Erika.


"Yes, the sound of pasasasan kok maksa hahaha !" Ejek Chika then laughs together to two colleagues.


"Lagian mami, why did you come to Clarisa here ?"


"Aunty tell aunt's son to step aside, or we go back to.."


"Ehh.eh.i.iya. Nad, you and your friends don't get in the way. We're going in. Let me explain later !"


Nadia was flabbergasted to hear her mother's words.


She and her friends get away, and let Clarisa and Ardan go inside with her mom.


At the front door of the jury room, Ardan spoke to one of his panitians.


They are allowed in.


"Clariss !!! You finally came ! " Mother Fara welcomed the joy of seeing the arrival of the champion participants.


While Sudikah was amazed to see someone who was with Clarisa.


Thick eyebrows towering, thick lips with red lipstick, not to mention reddish cheeks like apples, while aye liner and mascara that he used to beautify his eyes, due to tears when crying earlier, he said, leaving a black mark under his eyes.


One of the organizers approached the three jurors and whispered.


The three jurors nodded and then told bi Herni to speak.


Bi Herni stood in front and then raised a voice.


"Se.previously introduce ! sa.i Herni. Aunt Clarisa." Herni said nervously.


"Oh Clarisa's aunt ? I thought it was a ketoprak ma'am, hehehe. Forgive my prejudice ma'am ! " Said Sudikah.


Hearing that, everyone glanced at his smile. Holding back laughter hearing garing jokes Sudikah mas.


"I'm sorry, for what happened to Clarisa today, so she can't audition."


" What happened to Clarisa today, is entirely due to my carelessness."


"For that I beg the mas and mba jury to give my son a chance to audition."


"Wah.wah, really big soul this mother. Mm..We jurors will reconsider." Said Sudikah.


The three officers then nodded. They turned their backs to Clarisa, Ardan and Bi Herni and the other organizers.


"Otherly considered ? Didn't we already have a deal ?" Mother Fara's whisper,


"Yes, but I intentionally. I want her aunt Clarisa to do something first. The dress, you know, can't stand Hihihi!" whispered while laughing.


Mother Fara and mas Indra held back laughter hearing Sudikah mas narration.


They then turned around, rearranging her seat in the jury's seat.


"okay ! We agreed we'd give Clarisa a chance to audition." Said Mother Fara, which was then immediately connected by Sudikah mas.


"Butii ? Because the mother who made Clarisa couldn't come to the audition. You have to show us the show." Said Mas Sudikah, with his arrogant style.


"What show did mas ?" Tanya bi Herni's.


"Main ketoprak !!!"