The AsN's Friend

The AsN's Friend
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I ran straight to your table, The Eyebrow still sipping its drink looked at me in surprise.


“Ngapain how? Chased dedemit?” ask Eyebrows.


“No, I'm really embarrassed.. wrong toilet.” I sat down and covered my face with her shy hands.


“An employee toilet Cafe?”


“Toilet boy,” mumbled.


“Eh, bushyet! Do you see the sign above the door?”


I look at him silly. If I see the sign, I might go in there. Think I'm a pervert?!


Eyebrows laughed when they saw my reddened and irritated face. “Lo don't meet guys in dalem?”


“No! Toilet's quiet again.”


“Hahaha, you are less fortunate means.”


I looked at him silently. Wordless. Is there a girl who likes to see that? All I know is a guy who looks like a girl.


“That's even a stump! Alu kali who likes pepin people,” grumbledu.


I immediately invited Alis to leave the Cafe, afraid to meet the guy earlier. I thought I was a perverted girl again.


Eyebrows came with his red matic motorbike, fortunately he did not forget to bring a double helmet. We hit the gas straight for my room.


On the road, the Eyebrow that was kepo was still how could I go wrong in.


“Gue was not aware, once out there was a passing guy who showed his sign. Geez, so embarrassed I.”


“Hahaha, ^$*@*!%#*#?” asked Alis whose voice was submerged in a mask.


“Hah? What?”


“,@&$%-%×?!” The eyebrows raise the volume of his voice to make it clearer.


“HAH?”


“COWOKNYA NGGAK?” shouted the Ojek Driver - Alis.


I directly hit his shoulder, Eyebrow shouted when this was still in the middle of the road. Some of the road users were staring at us both. Some are smiling, some are frowning dislike.


I just nodded while apologizing.


“Cakep no, Ma'am? Who's with me?” ask a boy in a high school uniform who was carrying a ninja montor next to us.


I looked at him embarrassed. While Alis stopped the pace of montor because of the red light in front of us and turned to the side. Ninja montor's eyebrows and that kid's helmet look expensive.


“Diem lu, bocil! Buy gasoline aja still ask ortu, our gombalin support,” said Alis with ketus.


“Yeah Ma'am, judges very. Who knows a soul mate? Kan again rame, dating a blonde auntie,” reply the boy stared at the hair Eyebrow that was sprayed blonde.


“Didih, what? Girlfriend, pulse is also still nodong mom!” my spray defends my best friend.


“Lah, right belom success Mbak. It can come from zero. My people have great effort, sure don't want?”


“Eh, leaked! Can you guarantee, will the business not go bankrupt in the generation lo? Uda deh, rather than fantasizing, mending focus on learning the real, dutiful same who already love the ration of gasoline lo,” sneer Eyebrow like a devil's claw.


I laughed when I saw the High School leak staring at Eyebrow with an annoyed face but could not argue. Before long the lights came back green, we drove away smelly.


Strangely just a child today. Much the same with my generation.


Arriving at my boarding house, we immediately sat on the floor. The weather has been hot lately, so this white tile in the cost without AC has always been a mainstay.


“Cowoknya saucy?” ask Alis again.


“Lumayan, but I think he knows me. She called me Ayla.”


“Woah, you forgot his name?”


I still do not remember his name, after all why he did not immediately mention the name just now. Make my brain work extra!


“Gue is not bad, just like I've seen it. But cook I forgot that I met a cute guy like that.”


“From the first time you can not ngafalin people. Forgotten face, name moreover. I think it's right to see me first.”


“Hehehe..”.


I used to get Alis emang a little ngeselin. We found a re-list on campus. I came alone feeling uncomfortable when he talked and followed me everywhere.


After entering the file, I accidentally saw his personal data. Turns out we're one High School, just different majors. There was a group of scouts too.


After that I deket the same Eyebrow, keep new stories that I initially did not recognize him. The Eyebrow can only mengedumel sprains.


I smiled when I remembered it. The eyebrows that knew my mind immediately hit me slowly.


“Maap, default from the first,” I said, I then take the chocolate biscuits and coca-cola in the closet, I put it in front of us.


“Lo not full?” ask Alis wonder.


“Gue again stress, so eat a lot. Do you eat two toast?” I opened the biscuit.


“Gue is not full, but I want to diet again. Mom at home I thought I was pregnant just holding my stomach,” I Eyebrow touched her stomach.


I glanced at her puff body and asked suspiciously, “But you're not pregnant, are you?”


“Astaghfirullah, call it hoy! Who would want to get pregnant with? My girlfriend does not have.”


“Who knows you dicoblos first, new so girlfriend.” I laughed touching her stomach which was a bit full.


“Tsk. Who is my son's marriage guardian? It's not legal that way!” push the Eyebrows hard.


“Iya, I know. Lagian lo pack diet everything, the diet starts tomorrow aja,” my god take two plastic cups to drink.


“Dasaran satan lu!” eat it while taking chocolate biscuits.


Yeah, I'm a demon, but I eat too. The faith of man is not that strong in front of lust and food.


“Where? Do you remember?” ask Eyebrows.


“Belom.”


Eyebrows are looking at me. “Seputin its features, who knows I know.”


I looked at the biscuit that had been half-used, and opened the potato chips that were directly struck by the hand of Eyebrow.


Seeing him eat, I was just a little surprised by his diet style Eyebrows.


“Wait, stop! It's like that jabarinya! I also know he has two equal arms. Unless he's not human,” cut off the dissatisfied Eyebrow.


“Yes, who knows if I met a demon. She's so handsome.”


“Tsk. Isn't there a more obvious characteristic of him?”


I massaged my nose and tried to remember it. “She was wearing PNS uniform that was brown feet.”


“Lo don't read the nametag?”


I rolled my eyeballs in annoyance. “Where I sped, I ran because I was embarrassed. The menu also looked strangely towards me the same door toilet.”


“Hahaha, maybe you are considered transgender,” sloppy Eyebrows while laughing happily.


“Diem lo! Where there is a transgender as beautiful as me.”


“Eh, transgender even more beautiful than you! Check out the ones in Thailand.”


I took my phone and saw it on Google. Crazy one! Not just the face, but the body of the Thai Ladyboy makes eye khilaf. “Tsk. The world wants to doomsday like.”


“Bentar, I guess we haven't been on so PNS. Do you remember where you met?”


“Remember, met at the cafe earlier..”


Pluck up!


Eyebrows poked me with the cap of a coca-cola bottle that landed successfully on my shoulder.


“Lo want to make me emotional?” ask Eyebrows.


“Yeah, joked Lis. Can't be emotional, throw things so.”


“Tsk. I mean, earlier you said he looked familiar.”


“No inget me, if inget I will not be dizzy.” I scratched my head because I was dizzy.


“Kak rate?  Or alumni?”


“It looks like it didn't. If Kating's cute like that mah, I must inget.”


“Lo is just the same clear inget! Visual slave lo!” snort Eyebrow


“Kan more effective.”


“Dark face can also be memorable, right?”


“Iya, lo aja face the market, so I used to not inget,” cetusku.


“Damn lo!”


“Hahaha,”


Eyebrows opened his phone. “Lo try to check your follower on instagram deh, who knows there.”


“Neither, the follower is also just how many seeds. Lagian not necessarily see you again too,” said I.


My account has been privatized, besides close friends and family there is nothing I confirm.


Eyebrows shaking their heads. “Kan lu likes a cute, who knows soul mate.”


“Tsk. Whaan? Is Rian cute?”


“Si Fuck is normal, but many like because of his charisma,” refute Eyebrow.


“Gue kapok same ugly. Rian who is like that also ended up cheating, mending looking for a cute one at a time, can make eye wash,” my candlestick.


“Lah, the item is like a jerk cheating, sure you want a cute?”


I think the one called Eyebrows is real. “Find the same I aja.”


The eyebrows are still scrolling through my instagram account, seeing who is following my account. “Eh, you said he packs a PNS uniform, you see he works in what agency?”


“About Alissss, my mind is again murky. The sign of the toilet that is on fire just do not see, let alone small writing bet instances,” I explained gemes.


“Iya, yes. Though the word lo he cute, who knows soul mate.”


“Yes if he is single, if married?”


“Ya, if you want to be an actor.. please!”.


I remember my parents' marriage running aground because of an affair. “Alis crazy, the actor tuh just dapet inner pressure.”


“Who said? Can be dapet cuan too,”


“Choose, can find by yourself. Little but halal, windfall already there is a regular,” I said disagree.


“Eh, why are we talking about actors anyway? Do you still want Rian deketin lo again?” ask Eyebrows.


I shadow Rian who took prewedding photos as candidates when we have not broken up, I immediately frowned. “Cuih, unclean! Not read lo? Plang in my kos-kosan alley?”


“Heh? Which one?”


“Please dispose of garbage in its place, hand over used items for those who need.”


We laughed together while vilifying the Ex.


After being satisfied, Alis looked at the clock on her phone and asked, “Lo want me to meet tonight?”


“No need, I know you must be busy with the same PKL report. Thanks for wanting to meet me.”


“Yakin? If you want, I can go home take a laptop first,” bargain with worry.


“Terus lo want me to help you with the report? Tskc. No, thanks.”


“Lagian lo cepet very cumpulinnya, I so can not copas.”


“Lo forgot who checked the report? Lecturer killer like Mr. Hendro, whose research level is acute, the original report was calculated comot google, let alone copas have neighbors. Beuh, die lo dapet E in KHS ventar.”


“Nevent need to be diingetin, I also have set thought the deadline mepet.”


“Makanya, go gih! I don't papa myself,” kicked me out.


Eyebrows looked at me for a while before saying hello and left with his montor. I smiled, noticing the attention of my friend.


After dropping off Eyebrow in front of the boarding house, I entered and closed the door. I saw some stuff that made me remember him.


"It's flanked huh?"