The Deity System: Cultivation
Chapter 222: Valentine's Day
[Special chapter only, this is outside the original story and is not related to the original story plot.]
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Valentine .. This is a day that means a lot to me.
Glacarrr!!!
[Dig! The warning! It's Valentine's Day!]
"Nolim?!" I opened my eyes from within my prolonged cultivation due to the super important notice that System had notified me. KaCantik, Clever, This exhibition is really like a thorn stuck in my head so it makes me feel dizzy.
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"Duh ... where will I get the chocolate?" Tian Yan walked pacing back and forth in front of his courtyard until finally came Xie Yun to approach him, out of curiosity looking at Tian Yan who was like a confused person.
"What's up, Brother Tian? Why are you pacing around?"
"Any, Junior!" Tian Yan exclaimed in excitement, "Do you know where people sell chocolates?"
"Chocolate? ... This is the world of cultivation, where there is chocolate in this world."
"What the ..." Tian Yan wanted to curse at the people of this world in his heart.
"Indeed why does Brother Tian want chocolate?"
"You don't know why?!" Tian Yan scolded him. "It's Valentine's Day, you know!"
"Va-Valentine ...? Are there still couples in the world who still inherit this ancient culture?" Xie Yun (Author) slightly thought as he held onto his chin, making Tian Yan angry and wanting to chase him away.
"No one likes you. You really have no romantic impression of her, Xie Yun ..." Tian Yan returned the insinuation with a more piercing innuendo to Xie Yun's deepest heart.
"Uh ... Ughhhhh, it's not that I don't have a lover. It's just not his destiny yet!"
"Ahh, then maybe your destiny is to be single for the rest of your life, hahaha!"
Tian Yan was indeed a great leader.
"Damn you ... I hate kauuuuuu!" his screeches for a moment after rushing off into the distance.
"Go away, you're not helping!" scan Tian Yan and start to clear his head again. "Huft, what was yes ... Ah, right, chocolate!"
Where am I gonna get it?
Tian Yan slightly thought, before finally landing yet another woman nearby.
"Hey, what are you doing here? Didn't the teacher tell you to meditate?" She was Xun Die, the woman whose mouth was like a loa for Tian Yan.
"Xun's Die?!" Tian Yan was startled when it managed to get out of his own mind.
"Hm! You just realized my presence?!" Xun Die's eyeballs were like Phoenix flames that were blazing with fury and killing intent.
"Ohhh?" Xun Die looked a little curious, "What is that?"
"Emm, actually it's ..."
"Well! Coklatt?!"
"Shuttt!" Tian Yan gagged Xun Die's mouth with his two fingers; the middle net and index finger.
"Nrank ..." Xun Die pushed her hand and felt a little disgusted that she spat. "You're so stinky, why put it in my mouth?!" Although he was angry, but there was a feeling of embarrassment that made his face slightly flushed red.
"Hey, are you insulting me? My hand is clean, the last time I only used it for ce*** ..."
Surprised! Dumbfounded!
Wanna puke!
"Uakkk ... Uhuk! Uhuk!"
"Hey, look! Elder Xun puked!"
"Right, did the young man impregnate her?!"
"Damn, even though he already had three beautiful women by his side."
"B4bi based!"
"Rememoved man!"
"C!" Tian Yan scolded them, the disciples of the Gate of Sacred Light with his exuberant Half Saint pressure making the entire sect tremble violently.
Brukkka ...
On top of the peak, the new Qing Jia who wanted to drink tea was forced to stop her as the entire tea spilled onto her beautiful face and soaked her clothes.
"..." - ".Qing Jia closed her eyes, yet her breathing was a little uncontrollable, she currently actually had a tissue-thin patience that could burn easily.
"DON'T YANNNN!"
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Finally Qing Jia entered serious mode and beat Tian Yan to a step from death. Tian Yan who managed to still survive immediately regretted his actions.
Moreover, compared to looking for chocolate that seemed very impossible to exist in the Sky Core Realm, Tian Yan had decided to use one of his requests on the System, he asked to be given a silverking chocolate truck, which he had asked for, and distributed it to all the women.
The three women fell in love with him and ... That would be his third best Valentine's Day of this life.
...It's finished!...
Huang Yun typed, [Hey, where is my chocolate?!]