The Evil Kings of the Gods
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Someone drooled and muttered, “Put forward, long legs, and beautiful bubbles!” A glint of “liquid” crystal took out spider silk from the corner of his mouth. The nasal cavity feels hot, and two "fluids" flow out, and the tongue protrudes and "licks" the lips, slightly salty. Raising his hand and wiping it, the back of his hand was bright red and dazzling.

Nosebleeds!” Yue Qianchou shouted strangely. "Who ..." A cry came from the side of the pool. Qu Ping'er, who had just stretched his legs to get into the water, was so frightened when he heard someone speak, he hurriedly picked up his clothes and hid behind the stone tablet.

“It's a shame, and someone knows it. My day, what kind of nosebleed is coming out right now. Quick and run!” Yue Qianchou smiled bitterly in his heart, turned his head and ran up the mountain without saying a word. It was a pity that he did not run too far, a white shadow passed over his head, and Qu Ping'er, who blushed, stopped in front of him.

“Blowstroke!” A bright long sword came out from its sheath and was placed on Yue Qianchou's neck. Qu Ping'er's eyes twinkled, and at a glance, he could see that this fellow was not cultivating at all, he was really an ordinary person, but he was wearing a Qingguangzong outfit. He shouted in a trembling voice, "Who are you?"

“Do not misunderstand, do not misunderstand. The ninth generation disciple of the Qingguang Sect, Yue Qianchou. This is mine, mine alone.” This girl was on fire, Yue Qianchou was really scared by her impulsiveness, so he quickly explained.

The embarrassed Qu Ping'er was dumbfounded for a moment, the waste material of Yue Qianchou's name in the Qingguang Sect, it was known to everyone, and he had naturally heard of it. Can't believe it's this guy. It was impossible for a human to go to Mount Qingguang, seeing that he had no cultivation base, after a little thought, he would know that what he said was true.

Looking at the cheesy appearance of the man in front of him who was smiling, especially the nosebleed on his face. Qu Ping'er really wanted to stab him with the sword, and even dared to peek at his bath, it was shameless and vulgar. But this person was his uncle in terms of seniority, even though he hated him, he did not dare to start. Waste materials are waste materials, seniority is placed here, talk about nagging, as long as people don't mind no problem. But daring to attack his uncle, the rules of the Qingguangzong sect were not vegetarian, and it was not something he could bear.

Qu Ping'er trembled in anger as he thought that he had been watched over repeatedly by this hooligan, but was helpless. Of course, if she complained to the sect, Yue Qianchou would not be able to eat and leave. But is he gonna do this? In the era of strict etiquette, if this matter were to be announced, it would ruin his innocence. I fear her boyfriend will never see her again. Qu Ping'er gritted his teeth and said, "What do you see?"

“Do not be impulsive, impulsive is a devil!” With a sword around her neck, this girl's hand trembled so violently that Yue Qianchou was really afraid of her, so she comforted her first, and then replied, “I really didn't do it. You take off your clothes.. uh!" You can't blame yourself, pig! Since you haven't seen it yet, how do you know that people have taken off their clothes? Isn't this looking for joy? Is true……

“What did you say?” Qu Ping'er roared almost hysterically. When his neck hurt, Yue Qianchou felt that his blade had cut through the skin, and hurriedly said, "I see nothing, I see nothing!"

Silent, the two of them maintained this posture, standing there motionless. Wrong, Yue Qianchou did not dare to move, and looked at Qu Ping'er sadly, like a sheep waiting to be slaughtered, pleading with the butcher to be merciful.

For a long time, Qu Ping'er's face was cold, and words came out of his pink lips one by one: "Tercela, shameless, lewd, trash, trash, hooligans, animals!" After speaking, he kicked Yue Qianchou in the chest. . "Damn it!" The latter shouted and rolled down the mountain.

"The peony flower dies, and being a ghost is romantic. Which bastard said that? Damnit damnit! You really have to try something. "Yue Qian, who was lying on a pile of thorns, hummed unhappily. It takes a long time to wake up. Looking up, the tiger left. There was pain everywhere, and he pulled out the thorns one by one, and walked backwards staggered.

“Who did it?” Hao Sansi asked in a deep voice, his face deathly pale and terrifying. Normally, everyone looked down on his student, and they knew that. It's normal to be teased a few times. Who is called an apprentice is actually so too. But dare to do something to his disciple, hehe! Could it be that he really thought that elder Qingguangzong was a mess!

“I accidentally rolled down the mountain, it's none of our business.” Yue Qian grinned sadly.

Footprints on the chest, sword wounds on the neck, can this also fall? "Hao Sansi sneered, grabbed the apprentice's hand, and dragged him out: "Follow me to the Qingguang Hall, and ask senior brother for a reason."

"Nh ..." Hao Sansi, who grabbed the apprentice's hand, was slow, the muscles on his face twitched, and he suddenly lost his temper.

"Master! I don't care if I deserve it or not, first help me pull out the thorn on my back!"

...

After one night, Yue Qianchou was surprised to find that his body, which was full of holes, was completely healed. In good condition, there are no scars at all, and the head of the pig with blue nose and swollen face is restored. Inevitably I admired Qingguangzong as a blessed place on earth, not only filled with spiritual energy, but also recovered so quickly, and did not waste my life to come all the way. Refreshingly, I walked around the courtyard several times, moving my muscles and bones. It was just that his master looked a little strange when he saw her!

As the saying goes, once the scar heals, the pain will be forgotten, and it refers to people like Yue Qianchou. In the past few days, I always felt that the view of the forbidden water pool was good, so I just went there and took a walk, I comforted myself by going to see the white fox, what's on my mind.

The sunset was very nice, just approaching dusk. Watching the sunset, Yue Qianchou returned home from the back mountain in disappointment. Along the way, his sarcastic eyes and words continued, and he was already mentally prepared. To use the phrase from his previous life, "As long as you go out and hang out, you won't be stabbed." He turned it into "As long as you're out, there won't be any irony."

He walked back nonchalantly and passed by a pair of female disciples Hearing their words, Yue Qianchou nearly dropped his chin in surprise. No, exactly, it was supposed to be a song.

If he heard it right, what the two of them were singing just now was: "I am a fox waiting a thousand years, a thousand years waiting a thousand years lonely." It seems even the tone is the same. Not that I have a problem with my ears! how did that happen? Yue Qianchou scratched his ear, he must be hallucinating.

"When I love you, you're poor and study hard. When I left you, you were nominated for a bridal room flower candle." Someone sings behind her, and her voice is loud, especially the four words "wedding room flower candle" ". A man is singing. Despite being out of tune, Yue Qianchou was sure that it was the song he taught Baihu. Turning around to look, two familiar faces approached.

One person smiled and said, "Yo! Uncle is here! Have you ever heard the song we sing? This is a song written by our uncle Qu Ping'er. This song is very popular in Qingguangzong."

Another person laughed and said, "As far as you're talking, Uncle Shi has no friends here Where can I listen.." The two laughed and left, continuing to sing a misaligned song.

"The song was written by Uncle Qu Ping'er! Who's Qu Ping'er? Goddamnit! This was clearly brought by Lao Tzu, how dare I break, I rely on it!" Who entered the cave, heard the chant of the white fox and came out.

Along the way, you can hear many people singing the same song. Yue Qianchou was a little numb, and when he returned to the courtyard, he was a little embarrassed to see his master cooking the barbecue directly. During this period of time, I did not do my job properly, and I did not respect my master for a long time, so I actually "forced" the always lazy master to do it myself. He walked up to his master, picked up the jug on the table, and said with a grin, "Master, your parents are resting, I'll come!"

"I am a fox who has been practicing for a thousand years, and the thousand-year practice is lonely ..." Hao Sansi nodded humbly, and let him go to his disciple. Yue Qianchou, who was drinking, was slightly surprised. The master seemed to be singing, and when he heard what was being sung, "Uh.poof!" The wine in his mouth did not hold back, and he spat.it came out on his master's face.

One old and one young had four eyes facing each other, dumbfounded!