
"Wil jy iets he (Do you want something; africa)"
"Death to me-
"Is daar 'n medikasie vir voorbehoedmiddels (is there a cure for contraception)?" Valentino arrived - arriving had been beside Leyka.
"Aahh Val-my God of fertility, my God of salvation! They speak African!" Leyka cheers hugging Valentino's arm.
"Ons verkoop nie daardie abortie dwelm nie, die God van vrugbaarheid sal jou vervloek"
(We do not sell the evildoer, the God of Fertility will curse you)" said the translator, misunderstanding Valentino's intentions.
"Ohh Lord Leyka, he's talking so fast" Valentino scratched his head.
And the old woman asked what the purpose of this couple coming to their booth was to the translator. Not all African Valentino languages are mastered, only the common ones. But suddenly the woman was angry with the language of the tribe. Valentino and Leyka are confused, while the translator looks pias.
Many tribes in Africa are as culturally similar as the Nuer tribe. They're anti-cooking potion diggers. In the past, using contraceptive drugs was prohibited, women would be divorced if they only had one child. At least they should have two children. The more children you have, the more loving your husband will be to his partner. But as the era grew and the population grew, they became acquainted with contraception and began to use contraceptive ingredients.
A Myth says if taking contraceptive pills should not be on the day of the Birth of the Fertility God, then women will not have children anymore. The moment is actually used for women who already do not want to have children, they are average who have had many children or are old.
The debate was on the old woman and the translator, the woman pointed at Leyka and Valentino, the translator seemed unable to say anything, it seemed like the old woman was talking too fast. The old woman prepared a variety of herbs, Leyka and Valentino noticed each part of the making of the potion while grumbling continuously towards Leyka and Valentino.
"Did he cast Val's spell?" Leyka tightened the grip on Valentino's arm. While Valentino heard the translator speak in confusion as the woman continued to speak incessantly.
"Ley, the language is there that I know and it's not" Valentino said constantly watching the woman pound the potion and squeeze it into a copper cup. The dry plants were burned and emitted a fragrant smoke and then blown towards the cup and onto Leyka's face.
The woman reached out her hand asking for Leyka's two hands, at first she was confused but the translator said that Leyka was asked to extend her hand and the woman touched her.
"Tannie wil jou hand kyk (aunt wants to check your hand)" the translator said. The old woman told the translator.
"Jou eerste kind is 'n seun (Your first son is a boy)" the translator told Valentino.
"Ley, first kid, you want a boy? If I wanted a man then a woman" and Valentinopun misinterpreted the translation.
"Hahaha indeed he can determine the gender? If I want all my boys, let me be the prettiest" Leyka laughed and thought it was a joke.
"She may have told Ley" Leyka laughed again and the woman, the translator, laughed. It was as if Leyka was laughing happily. The woman then handed him a cup containing the potion, for Leyka to drink it.
"Net een keer en jy hoef nie weer 'n drankie te drink nie (that's enough and you don't have to drink anymore)" the translator said.
"Ley, drink once and don't have to drink anymore he said, earlier he said fertile, maybe to keep your fertility Ley" said Valentino, received the cup and gave it to Leyka. Then the woman took one slof of honey.
"Val, he told me to drink that too" Leyka said as she watched the woman pick up some viscous liquid from the beehive.
"That's honey" Leyka continued
"Yes had a drink already" Leyka slowly drank a potion from the old lady of the tribe, the Xhosa Tribe. Famous concocting drugs that are very popular in Africa. The translator with a scared face told Leyka to finish the cup.
"Val, it feels so strange" whispered Leyka as she sipped the potion.
"Quick spend, the woman glares" whispered Valentino, Leykapun spent a cup of potion and a block of honey that is blackish.
Something they didn't expect and they guessed, something big was about to happen! The herb is a potion of the content of the xhosa tribe which is very difficult in opposition to its efficacy. After paying for everything they passed away from the tent to another tent.
*Old Woman Debate and Translator
*Are you crazy, young man?! We will all be condemned for abortion. It's Fertility God's Day, there's no such cure in our Tribe! We never made it, we just made a gynecologist and a pregnancy preventer! It was also for a married woman. And they are both like husband and wife. We don't make bully potions.
Maybe they have a reason
Nothing, this woman and this man will not prosper in life! We're gonna save one life! And we won't have any bad luck. The woman's aura was extremely radiant, she was extremely mature. Very fertile. But he's very active! I'll give her a booster potion for her uterus.
But Aunt-----but
This potion of mine will make a single drop of seed a miracle! They'll be happy, you see them happy.. They laugh happily..
...*...
A small mistake of the translator, making a misunderstanding occurs. Leyka is expected to abort the womb even though Valentino asked for a pregnancy-preventing herb. The woman thought she would save Leyka from the curse. They believe that saving souls will be spared from disaster.
They walk in the shade! jacaranda flowers, they capture each other unforgettable moments under the lush purple Jacaranda tree. As they were taking pictures together asking for help from fellow tourists, one Jacaranda flower fell on Leyka's hair.
"Leyka, you're gonna get lucky. You know if a couple gets hit by this flower, then if it's husband and wife then it means true love. Ley, it could be that I'm your true love" Leyka burst into laughter, thinking that anything that smelled of superstition was a joke.
"Even I don't know what Val's love is like" Leyka said, spending the rest of her laughter. After getting tired of the photo session, they walked in the crowd of a sea of humans where all ages were at the festival. An event caught the attention of Leyka, young men dancing along with typical African dances in pairs. Many people were waiting to enter the area.
"Val, look! Looks like they're partying"
"Do you want to go there?"
"I want Val" Valentinopun took Leyka's hand to a large field lined with wood with white paint as high as an adult's waist. Inside were a few tents, which they did not know for what. The white tent was lined towards the area where lovers danced and danced, the tent was herding lovers to celebrate Valentine.
"Just want to dance is like getting into a concert - we have to buy a ticket" Leyka whispered.
"Are you tired of waiting in line? We can go somewhere else"
"You go I want to dance inside, it's the food looks like Val's delicious"
"Look at us to enter the asapi and wreath"
"Val we'll photograph it in the oldest Jacaranda tree - See people write their partners' names on their arms, put on paper!" Leyka chuckled to see all the young men in pairs writing names in her arms.
"Well I'm getting interested, I'm gonna write your name and let no man bother you"
"I also want to write your name, so that your jal*ang does not bother you!" leyka said she was leaning towards Valentino
"Have you a Leyka" said Valentino. Valentinopun hugged Leyka from behind, occasionally smearing Leyka's shoulder. Being married is boring, but being with Leyka all feels good for Valentino.
The MasversaTroverue Inver Divere Valentynsmaand
"It's not African Ley, it's like the language of a tribe in Africa" Valentino said looking up and reading the writing.
"That's Valentine's, we're at Valentine's Day"
"Yes, you're right, we'd better ask"
"Issha.. Don't show your stupidity or you'll be deceived by Val. Let's just follow the couple in front of us, show us it's smart" Leyka whispered.
"Cck, Bar - bar" said Valentino. They spread their eyes back.
"Ley, it's so crowded" said Valentino saw the road in the tent flanking left and right filled with lovers.
"It looks like it's the highlight of the festival, I like it Val. It's like an ancient event of a tribe, the God of Fertility" Leyka said with sparkling eyes, seeing Valentino kiss Leyka's forehead later. Until their turn comes.
A man in tribal clothes asked for their passports, and the officer copied the passports in a copy machine. After the Passport was returned, they headed for the next tent. Then in another tent, they were asked to take pictures and sign a thick paper. They did exactly like the pair in front of him, without asking and without thinking long.
In the next tent they were herded into buying a pair of rings when Leyka said no, Leyka was offered a ring and asked to choose.
"Is this expensive or not?"
"Just choose it doesn't matter Ley, just follow this game"
"This is Val's ring"
"It's okay to remember, we just follow this ancient Valentine's Day" Valentino said.
And a pair of rings in Leyka and Valentino. Classic ring depicting the symbol of love. Leyka's eyes were fixed on the Jacaranda flower-shaped ring sculpture.
" Val, that's great"
"You're right! In keeping with the male ring with the Jacaranda-flower sculpture We chose this only, Peach" Valentinopun chose it, an officer put the ring in the box and told them to leave
"Val means what? We're just told to choose?
"That's weird! I love it" said Valentino.
They went to the next tent, they were asked to take a tray containing lemon, vinegar, pepper and honey. The four spices became symbols of the four different sides of the taste captured by the tongue. The meaning of this ceremony is usually for married couples is the hope that the bride can continue to be together whatever is felt in marriage, both in the bitter, sour and sweetness of life.
"Val, get ready we'll eat all four - Look at the couple" Leyka laughed later.
"So you spit Ley out, don't be embarrassing"
"Don't don't you Val" They laughed together. Actually they both laughed alone and invited the plotters who were along the hallway.
"Ley we have to be serious" whispered Valentino.
"Hm"
They walked again following the guidance of the officers, they to the next tent. Where a woman draped a jacaranda flower that had been ronce, in the direction of Valentino and a man pairing a jacaranda flower roncean on Leyka's head, they threw each other a smile.
The next tent is the binding. Their wrists are tied together and each of their waists is tied with a red ribbon.
They continued in the asapi, there were elders from the Zulu tribe circling Valentino and Leyka, by reading sentences where Africans themselves sometimes did not know the meaning.
They returned to the next tent, and an officer smeared their head with processed beef fat and olive oil.
"Ohh what God is, Val"
"Come away" they whispered to each other until they reached the next tent where a person pricked their fingertips.
"What are we going to check health" Valentino and Leyka held back their laughter, a single blood dot from each of their fingers then crossed while the chieftain chanted with his language. Valentino's fingers are directed to Leyka's lips and sucked and vice versa.
"They made us vampires" they laughed and all clapped. As some people from the tribe cheered in applause, the couple kept quiet and looked at each other and laughed again. They thought it was a funny thing and some people from the tribe thought it was honor and congratulations.
After that they saw the couple in front of him, heading towards a gazebo with a sacred book standing beside a different chieftain, who was a different person, they were handed a piece of paper and asked to read it in turn and the chief placed his hands on the sacred book, then the two hands of the couple that are tied are dipped in a red liquid.
"It must be Val's blood" Leyka whispered with a chuckle.
"Hisst, it's hena liquid" Valentino replied.
They did the same thing and the smoke surrounded and circled them. They were unaware that they were following the ritual at a MASS WEDDING of the FIVE largest tribes in South Africa. Without them knowing, they're MARRIED.
MasversaTroverue Inver Divere Valentynsmaand means MASS WEDDING IN VALENTINE'S MONTH.
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Mateeeng.. rich story gini no yes. wkwkwkkw no.. temenku, far away it is yes. he lg duty in irian jaya. trs story acquaintance on the plane, chat is also common, he lg lg, ga there is an impression of how2. far bgt dr said like. jd pas landing it they take a taxi each2. ga know how the story afternoon2 temenku go to the usual stalls. well usual bgt deh, no, tp stalls that sell beer gt drh.. uh the girl is not old dtg still carry a suitcase gt, buy a drink gt lah. gertigur say hello ya. chat gt deh.. org just outside. and it's cm stall said temenku, "yaelaah al, it's cm hut want to collapse.sett fate cave gini very" we ngak aja wkt in the story.. eeh ga yearya he son of the chief, at that time he was dragged trs in mating customarily 🤣🤣🤣 noon landing afternoon kawinn🤣🤣 yes skrg he son 4.. Ah terah2 his name in love bakpau gosong tetep aja tuh me durable aja ampe skrg 🤣
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