The guest BED Mr. DUDA
Cucumber Harvest

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Diamond woke up at 06.00 in the morning, her body was very tired, because they had just finished at 04.00 in the morning doing sports at night.

After wearing his clothes, Diamond walked out of the room, and there was Desi, his mother and also his grandmother who were cooking for breakfast. While mama Linda and Susi are also going to the market to buy vegetables.

"For Ma, Grandma, Desi" said Diamond with a sleepy face.

"Good morning. Wah.... The newlyweds are awake?" ledek Dea's.

"Mama is really fond of her daughter? Udah ah, I want to take a shower, not yet dawn prayer!" diamond Result. Then he took a towel and went into the bathroom.

The woman came out with wet hair. Dea, Desi and also Siti's mom who saw it was very understanding, if last night Diamond must have been at war with her husband.

But when entering the room, Diamond saw that Zay was still asleep in his sleep. The woman woke Zay up with a pillow, because she was already ablution.

"Om husband, wake up! It's noon already. Soon the dawn is over. About husband." The diamond keeps waking Zay, but the man is still sound in his sleep.

Suddenly the idea came. He took the water in the glass, then splashed it into Zay's face, making the man gasp in shock.

"Flood! It's flooding! Honey let's go! There's a flood" Zay shouted as he pulled Diamond's hand.

"Geez, Om husband. I know already! How exactly to hold? 'Can it be canceled?" diamond with a pouty face.

Zay who was conscious was immediately annoyed. "Some of you, why the hell splash water on my face? Isn't it my fault, if you're a pillow? After all, the husband and wife if there is no nullity?" chirp Zay.

"If Imam Shafi'i says, it is void. Udah ah, I want to wudhu again," said Berlian, then leave Zay in the room.

"Loh baby, are you wudhu again? 'Aren't you?" asked Dea who was astonished when she saw her daughter back in ablution.

"Yes, how come you don't wudhu anymore? Same with my husband, great nyebelin!" diamond Gerricks. Then he went into the room and immediately prayed without waiting for Zay first, because surely the man would be long because he had to take a shower first.

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This afternoon Dev tells Zay and Diamond to harvest the cucumber in the rice field owned by Rozak's father. The diamond that heard that, of course was very happy. Not to forget, Diamond also invites Desi and Max to participate in harvesting cucumbers.

"You harvest the cucumbers first! Well, Mama, Oma and also Grandma will cook rice here. As for Mas Dev, Father and also Kak Bagus, please harvest the chili that is over there!" obviously Dea.

They all carried out their duties, harvesting cucumbers and chilies. Max carries the bucket, while Desi plucks the cucumber. Likewise with Zay, he carries a bucket while Diamond picks his cucumber.

"Honey, this cucumber is smaller than mine? Won't be full if-""

THE DUGH!

Zay's words came to a halt as Diamond struck the man's head with the cucumber in his hand, causing the handsome man to complain in pain.

"Darling, what are you doing mukulin jidat I use cucumber? Sick knows!" zay grumbled while rubbing his forehead which felt a little pain.

"Let the brain Om the husband is straight, not sliding, not sloping. There is-there is! The former time of karatan eggplant is equated with cucumbers that have just been harvested? Clearly this cucumber is fresher?" chirp Diamond while continuing to put the cucumber he harvested into the bucket.

"Yes it looks fresh, but is it still the size of mine? More satisfied and--- Aawh!" ringis Zay as Diamond pinched his waist.

"Truly-yes! From that time said cucumber mulu. Want me to equal cucumber? Here open the pants! I cut, change cucumbers so I don't sleep with eggplant!" diamond Grunts.

Zay who heard that also immediately closed his hands on both groins, covering the valuable items that had been guarded so tightly.

"Don't dong, baby! It's just a lot of sleep want, especially if you wake up?" chirp Zay.

Diamond who heard that only shook her head, she was reluctant to answer her husband's words, because in the end they would only argue.

'Dreams do I have a husband that is as simple as this? Time has he equalled cucumber? There-there's aja. May the Aging Max not be like this. Could Desi be convulsing?' inner Diamond.

Meanwhile, Max is not much different from his boss. He saw Desi cut the cucumber, then put it in a bucket. At once Max's mind was directed at something that was in the pants.

Then the man took one heap that was quite large, then put it in front of his pants, comparing it to his own when he woke up. While Desi who was looking at it all stared in wonder towards Max.

'What did Mr Max do? Why would he take a cucumber and see it like that? So strange?' inner Desi.

"Darling, why are you holding the cucumber like that, kept in front of the pants again? Hey, what's up?" guess Desi while looking at Max in surprise.

"No! I was just thinking, maybe if the cucumber was this big, surely the scales would be so heavy?" alibi Max's.

Desi was just Ria, then he continued to harvest the cucumber again, until after the bucket was full, Max took it to the rice field and collected it on a tarp. Then he walked back towards Desi, as well as Zay.

After all had been harvested, they returned to the saung, and there Susi as Nagus' wife had prepared sweet iced tea for all of them, because surely the four people were very thirsty.

"Aagh .. is refreshing. It's like drinking iced tea that goes through the throat, straight to the lungs and down to the stomach" Zay said, wiping his throat.

For Zay and also Max, it was a rewarding experience. Because they never once went down to the fields to harvest vegetables, all they knew was to eat them, but to harvest them or grow them, they knew nothing at all.

"Will the cucumber flower and bear fruit again?" ask Max to Rozak's father.

"Yes, it will bear fruit and flower again until it runs out" replied Rozak's father.

"Then, where will all this be taken Kek?" timpal Zay's.

"These will all be taken to the market in the city, for sale."

"Well, since the rice is ripe, we all eat it! But before that, you wash your hands first. Because surely your hands are dirty and muddy?" exclaim Dea while serving rice liwet on banana leaves.

The typical reason in the village of Dea is, liwetan served on banana leaves, with sambal and lalapan, salted fish, pete, jengkol and various kinds of vegetables are so appetizing.

Max and Zay glanced at each other, when they saw the rice that had been served on banana leaves. They do not usually eat like that, but seeing Dev so greedy to eat it, they become curious how good the food is.

"Why shut up, husband, Mr Max? Let's eat;" said Diamond.

The two men nodded, then they started eating the rice. One mouthful tasted good, two and three mouthfuls made them even more addicted, until both of them did not stop chewing. And with ignorance, Diamond feeds her husband, but in the rice is already available petai.

"Darling, this in the rice is what?" zay asked as he continued to chew.

"Oh, it's a cucumber," replied Diamond as he held back his laughter.

She knew that her husband did not like jengkol or petai, but now Zay was even addicted when Diamond again bribed him, without her knowing that in the rice there was a petai.

"Darling, how does my mouth smell?" zay asked as he felt an unpleasant smell from his mouth.

"Well, um husband time?" answer Berlian while continuing to eat his liquet rice with cucumber vegetables and also cassava leaf stew with sambal.

"Obviously it stinks, what you eat is pete" Dev timpal said as he ate the young jengkol that had just been picked Good on the edge of the rice field.

Instantly the handsome man choked on his own food. He stared at Diamond, and his wife just nodded, confirming his papa, if what Zay ate was a petai.

The man could no longer resist his shock, for Zay's whole life had felt what he called petai. Then his head felt dizzy, he finally fainted.

"Astaghfirullahaladzim! Husband, why?" shocked Diamond when she saw Zay pass out on her lap.

Everyone who saw that was of course very panicked . But not with Dev, Rozak's father and Max. They just shook their heads, when they saw Zay passed out from eating petai.

"Geez, burly body, fierce face, widower anyway. Just eating petai just fainted? Once," said Dev, shaking his head.

"Don't do that! Remember, you first ate jengkol aja wetting? So how'd you fuck his granddaughter, Dad?" timpal Rozak's.

Instantly Dev's face turned red, when Rozak's father said that the man had wet the stone to eat jengkol. While Lady Siti and also mama Linda just chuckle.

"Oh my goodness, Om. Om ever wet the bed for eating jengkol? Holy hooch! Turns out the same daughter-in-law, 11-12, doesn't make any difference?" ledek Max Laughing.

"Shut up! That was it, now I do not want to be the same jengkol," replied Dev in his compassionate style, even though he was currently holding in shame.

Before long Zay woke up from his stupor. He held his head, but at once the man went straight for the candy and vomited out his entrails, but nothing came out.

"Why did you give me a petai? I don't like petai" Zay told Berlian.

"Non't like, doesn't it mean allergy?" timpal Dev leaned his body against the chair that was there.

"Geez, all these years I've been eating petai. And that's because of my wife. If not my wife, I would have attacked you in the middle of the paddy fields!" furious Zay resigned and asked Max to buy candy in the stall.

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