The Naughty Senior Sister

The Naughty Senior Sister
First Elder, Duan Yunfei


"Hic!"


"Dear!"


On a quiet afternoon, the Peak Chief's private room in the northern pavilion was filled with hiccups coming from the two elves who were drunk after sipping thousands of bottles of wine for several hours.


Sometimes they would support each other's slender bodies and sing like a possessed person when deliberately intoxicating themselves with wine, whereas they could just eliminate the effects of wine with its qinya energy.


Lying supine on a warm tapestry, Lan Xihe and Duan Yunfei were enjoying each other's drunken feelings. Both their hair and makeup were messy, but the two fairies still looked extremely beautiful.


With a crooked smile, Lan Xihe began to speak.


"Fei'er, are you still conscious?"


Beside him, Duan Yunfei forced himself to reply while panting, "Slight— haah~ ...."


Lan Xihe channeled a bit of her pure white qi energy to reduce the hangover that Duan Yunfei was experiencing. As that stream of white qi energy warmed his body, Duan Yunfei finally gained a bit of his consciousness.


Duan Yunfei glanced to the side, precisely in the direction Lan Xihe was located. For some reason, he did not know why they suddenly lay on their backs on the floor like this.


Lan Xihe sat down slowly. He fixes a little of his disheveled hair because they are too engrossed in dancing and having fun while drunk.


'Although her appearance was very messy, Xihe still looked very pretty with all-white hair and clothes that matched her porcelain skin.'


Duan Yunfei who was watching from the side was amazed when he noticed how charming Lan Xihe was. In his mind, he recalled that the top of the hierarchy and the words belonging to Lan Xihe were absolute decisions without being rejected for the entire members of the Wind Peak.


It made him feel a little inferior because he felt that there were more flaws than he had, thus making the scales one-sided.


Lan Xihe who was aware of Duan Yunfei's gaze always led to him smiled gently and said, "There's no need to feel inferior, everyone has their advantages and disadvantages. Do not always look at others for their strengths, but you should also always accept your own special advantages and not compare yourself with others."


"Stay, you're so pretty and it makes me wonder what way he used to tame a wild horse like you."


"Xixixi, maybe because of his extremely handsome face and his maximum charm?"


"His handsome face and charm huh," Duan Yunfei pensively pensively and continued, "Sister Xihe, this might sound a bit exaggerated, but can I voice my curiosity?"


"Sure! There's no need to feel sorry because we're a family and will be sailing in the same boat."


Lan Xihe waved her hand and turned to face Duan Yunfei who was still lying down, "So, what do you want to know?"


"In the east, I felt the existence of a unique formation array as well as a chain and they had their own peculiarities. In fact, all those formation arrays were only placed to guard one room. Sister, isn't that not normal?"


Duan Yunfei's question came so quickly, it was because he could barely detect the existence of another formation array if only no changes were made.


'This array of formations was not only chain, but also deadly and could not be detected when it started to activate. Moreover, there was also one small formation array to teleport medium distance to one person!'


At this desolate peak, it was usually not necessary to have many formations of high complexity. However, this time around Duan Yunfei's common sense was once again shaken as every building in the Wind Peak was filled with an intricate array of protective formations.


In fact, the place to rest outdoors alone had a formation that could at least kill hundreds of gold core early stage cultivators. It was only partly obvious, yet he still did not confirm the entire formation array hidden deeply in every corner of the Wind Peak.


Given that the peak head that was sitting and staring at him warmly had knowledge as well as strength beyond ordinary human reason, he naturally had already made preparations by discarding half of his common sense before joining in. However, this time it seemed like he had miscalculated since he should have thrown away all common sense so as not to be surprised at every peculiarity in the Peak Wind.


'More .. they hide too deep. Not only the cultivation base, but the facial appearance of every existing member mostly used fake skin with a unique method to cover it! In fact, they had an abnormally vast territory equipped some extremely strange regions and were rich in natural qi energy!'


Duan Yunfei became even more vigilant. The gears in his brain began to spin smoothly, as if his drunken feeling had simply disappeared as he realized that the Peak Wind was actually a cage filled with dragons and phoenixes crouching down.


Finding Duan Yunfei's expression that had twisted and changed slightly, Lan Xihe answered the question in a mediocre manner.


He waved his hand and said, "No need to think about it. At most the mischievous students are preparing a show for us to enjoy later."


"Gee!~~" Duan Yunfei sighed. Listeningly, he got up from his position and sat down cross-legged. His eyes looked dull as he said, "It seems, I've been pulled into the nest where many dragons and phoenixes are crouching. Now I understand that the unwritten rule is a lot of tips for survival here. As long as it follows everything, it means my tenured life will always be stable without any distractions."


Lan Xihe could not help but laugh. Only then did he realize that Duan Yunfei was a person who was easy to down for a while and would bounce back as briefly as possible, as if nothing had happened.


Lan Xihe picked up the teacup in another corner using her energy hands and started brewing spiritual tea to dissipate the negative air due to their faded drunken binge.


Duan Yunfei who saw that, served a cup of tea that had been brewed in front of each of them while saying, "Please."


"Feifei, the one who brews tea is me. Supposedly, it was my sentence~" Lan Xihe said smiling wryly. He gave off a hint of killing intent directed directly at Duan Yunfei.


"Uhuk! Uhuk! Uhuk!"


Duan Yunfei started coughing uncontrollably. His face turned slightly red with embarrassment for his actions.


"ft! No need to be too polite~ I'm just flirting, hahaha. Next time, ask before serving the tea. Otherwise," Lan Xihe moved her index finger to do a neck-cutting motion then continued, "Those in charge of serving tea will chop off your head for interfering with their work~"


"Uhuk!— shouldn't you say a more specific reason than that?"


Duan Yunfei felt suspicious because of the killing intent that was suddenly directed at him. He still maintains normal behavior despite shuddering for a while.


Lan Xihe looked at the ceiling of the room and pondered while rubbing her chin and sighing.


When Duan Yunfei saw Lan Xihe's expression, he instinctively sat up straighter and prepared a countermeasure when the other party suddenly launched a surprise attack.


Lan Xihe stole a glance at the corner of Duan Yunfei, where her posture was very upright and her hands had already arranged several defensive formation arrays and counterattacks.


Every time he did something like this, there must be someone who misunderstood and immediately took a defensive stance. He was joking.


"If you want to know the specific reason, it's because of a tradition where everyone has to do something from start to finish to finish. Simple, right? Hence, I added more descriptions bringing about a reason that further clarified the meaning of the tradition."


"Every sentence you say still sounds very strange in my ears."


"Follow it out slowly, later also get used to~" Lan Xihe replied gently.


"I hope so."


The two of them raised a glass to pay their respects and then sipped the tea inside the cup.


A moment later, a fragrant fragrance floated throughout the room. The air around became fresher and the traces of the aroma of wine had disappeared.


Duan Yunfei was amazed and said, "The effect of spiritual tea is very refreshing. No wonder, many cultivators would kill each other for the sake of getting one bag of tea."


"Oh, you know a lot about spiritual tea?"


"Not really, I've only heard the rumors. They say one bag can fix a broken dantian, is that true?" asked Duan Yunfei curiously.


"Half right, half wrong. Spiritual tea, as the name suggests, contains pure spiritual energy from nature supported by the basic elements of water, wood and soil. Thanks to those three basic elements, spiritual tea can treat both internal and external wounds. It was just an advantage known to most human cultivators in general."


"The drawback lies in the time part of use. Spiritual teas cannot heal wounds sustained after an hour's pass. There was also a limit to healing, a heavy wound like a broken part of the dantian core could not be healed. Spiritual tea also could not prevent the condition of someone who was already on the verge of death."


"For me, this is just a defective product. Inefficient because it can only be used in relaxed conditions. When you're in an emergency, even if he has a spiritual word, it won't be of much use because it has to be brewed first."


Duan Yunfei asked with admiration, "Spiritual tea that is at least at the high quality earth level only you consider a defective product, I wonder what objects can meet your strict standards."


Lan Xihe simply smiled. He glanced towards Duan Yunfei who was already well back from his drunken state. Then he nodded in satisfaction and said with a serious face, "There's no need to talk about it now, you'll see it later. Until the time comes, please don't show excessive expressions of surprise for the sake of your image as an elder at the top."


"Alright," Duan Yunfei replied firmly. As she looked at Lan Xihe's serious facial expression as if she was giving a warning for her own good.


Ignoring the serious air earlier, Lan Xihe immediately said, "I don't know when the show will happen. However, we will have to calmly wait until the time comes."


After saying that, Lan Xihe picked up an artifact that displayed a giant hologram image. On the hologram, there was Yan Xu and Ye Miao'er who were busy rearranging some formation arrays.


It seemed like the two sneaky disciples were unaware that they were being watched as an entertainment show for Lan Xihe and Duan Yunfei, although he still did not know where the entertainment element lay for now.