Transmigration Madness
3. Here it is
Stepping on the side of the road running here and there looking at some brochures attached to electricity poles, walls, garbage bags yes take it all, take it all,about 12 brochures he managed to get by sitting ngasoy under the mango tree roadside Blue began to read one by one brochures in his hands.
"In search of single women, smooth, bahenol to be a chicken porters salary of 10 thousand per day" the first brochure that had just read blue even made him curse
"skip-eating tuh tai chicken is indeed the listen of the person who makes" crumpled the brochure Blue threw it carelessly, and took the next brochure
"find the good looking man to be a seductress husband person interest hub no-"
"ihh must be a former actor who made a false job away from"the blue back threw a second brochure
and for the other brochures Blue has not found work that stuck in his heart and mind because nothing is right, sometimes it is his work but a salary that is not profitable, he said,continue the opposite is actually the salary even the work that is like a carpentry.
" god, may this be the last good brochure of his work plus his salary is good if you can ask for more than 20 million a month aminnnnnnnnnnnn"
opening the fold of the brochure Blue began to read the things that were there.
...Wanted at least 17-25 years old men, women, old, young, do not just die to be a nanny....
...work can be done day or night according to the set sip schedule, the quota needed to be a nanny for only two people....
...ability sought in being a caregiver is;...
...can be relied on in everything, especially clean-up, coke, have martial skills, resist dings ngak easy to die....
...Monthly salary 50 million, interest in calling no-08*** or visit mafia street address no 12, thank you...
gulp his saliva rough Blue stare or glare at the nominal salary listed with a sparkling view even if anyone sees the face Blue will definitely see the face of a buluk like a cat kecebur got.
"this is what I'm looking for, where hp my buluk should I tangkep nih job immediately do not get in the gondol other kisser"
Tut
Tut
Tut
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"Hallo who, uh means master I want to ask what brochure you spread still applies"
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"ih goblok, the brochure about the search for the nun pig is still valid or not"
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"don't insist on dong, typo dikit too! I want a list"
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"okay tomorrow morning I go there, but in the afternoon I go to school"
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"thank you monkey you are my true friend, good times may singles continue"
Tut
Blue turned off the call unilaterally and instantly rose with 45 spirit and stepped in with a very good mood and a Joker smile on his lips.
"My day is bright, the sun is sneezing-"
CRASSSS💦
The rain fell down profusely fluttering Blue's body which was currently gawking with blinking eyes
"Jan, Rain!!the water came down immeasurably my spirit washed away all"walking with a languid head Blue began to walk towards the hut of his pain.
while in another high building in the room with the inscription on a wooden board written the name Kevin Arjaza secretary rank is busy with some work interrupted by the sound of his expensive cellphone ringing
looking at the screen on his phone where an unknown number entered lazily Kevin swiped the green button to pick up the call.
"what do you want, by the way!?"
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"brochure! what brochure I never spread such troublesome things"
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"little nutmeg you're upset, I'll wait for you tomorrow to test your abilities"
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"Hm"
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Tut
"MONKEY BOY, LIZARD, SON OF A BITCH, TOMORROW I'LL SCISSOR YOUR HAIR TO BALD SO THAT IT'S NOT BAD"kevin shouted annoyed at being called a monkey by a figure even his name did not know who the camel congor who talked with him earlier.
back to Elbiru who is currently sauteing ferns that he bought from the next-door neighbor's mother who just returned from the village and brought a lot of various types of vegetables typical of the countryside including fern vegetables it is Elbiru's favorite vegetable.
a little story was once though blue is an urban slave in fact he spent more school holidays in the countryside where his eyes are located, where blue is often served with food that is typical of the village such as cassava, sweet potato, sweet potato,and a variety of other vegetables, namely fern vegetables that are often found in the forest or around the road that grows wild.
when the cuisine is ready Blue starts to eat his food with pleasure and think about what he will do to the cabek factory in his school.
"i'll make you tomorrow feel the name of instant karma like broth noodles"
"five minutes so, plus a cabek must be delicious"
"perfect blend is not!"
"just wait FOR YOU AN ELBIRU TO BE BALA-UHUKKK UHUKKKK"holding his chest that feels crowded Blue rose up to look for water to take a glass and a small teapot, yes immediately drink from his teapot directly continue the use of the glass to be taken for what!!
"ahh relieved I was almost dead again"tossed his blue chest turned and wanted to continue his meal but his eyes were fixed towards the tall glass of white water near his plate
"that's when the glass appeared there"bengung Blue while scratching his cheeks that suddenly itchy, do not want to dizzy Blue just choose cuek.
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MORNING AT SCHOOL_
a girl came to school very quickly from other students because she wanted to prepare a little something for her entertainment today and the revenge she had prepared.
looking at the red liquid with a pungent smell that made him sneeze several times Blue smirked staring at about 5 buckets.
"it's okay to go to the second step"Blue picked up the crazy glue from inside the pocket of the new uniform that he bought at the student co-op,you know the savings are slippery just because school clothes are expensive.
"Hmmmm sticky is the hair later" he said while mixing the glue into a bottle containing shampoo until it runs out.
"finish just wait for the targets of the hell dwellers to come"
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Permata High School students flocked to the gate as they shared their stories with their friends.
like three girls with a little thick makeup wearing small uniforms to make a mound of watermelon on their chests each look more clearly.
"eh guys today we have a cupu" asked the girl with hair in red paint staring at her two best friends.
"how about we tell him to run off in the field without the boss agreeing" followed the girl with short hair dyed in blackish green
"well, good job idea" said the redhead while patting his best friend's shoulder
"according to Lo Kar how"
"Hm-gue agrees!"he said with a slanted smile on his lipstick that cost millions of units by wiping the blonde hair of the girl called Kar stepped on his feet in a haughty style and impressed quickly because he could not wait to meet his toys.
while the person in question fixed his glasses while grinning to see the target he was waiting for had been detected radar black eyes as sharp as his eagle.
"it's so time"turned his eyes to see the situation in the class that he occupied the girl smiling obliquely staring at the three students who wanted to bully him was lying on the floor unconscious with battered state.
stepping out of the area by stepping over the bodies of three people Blue passed from there before in the pergoki students and students who had started to arrive up the third floor where he was.
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