Xiao System: Diviner Yi Hua
The Guest that Came

Yi Hua remembered that his residence was actually not a big place. As he had mentioned before, Yi Hua really did not have much money. Plus he was less functioning in the kingdom, so he did not have much income that could make him have a large residence.

The residence was no bigger than the stables in the royal palace. However, Yi Hua was actually not so bothered by this situation. As long as he still had a place for him to roll around ria without fear of being seen by others.

But the problem is that Yi Hua is not so thick face to show the condition of his residence to An.

Because, An is indeed a bodyguard, but apparently already like the Prince of the Land of Antah Disputing. He was almost like a misplaced noble. The job of such a bodyguard was no match for his extremely handsome face. He even thought that someone who was crying would come back happy just because he saw An's face.

And, Yi Hua with her mouth acting faster than the brain had invited such a person to come to her residence.

SRETT

Well, it's been like porridge spilled into a cow pen. Even though I wanted to take it back, I would definitely not have the heart of myself to eat something dirty.

Yi Hua did not think that An would actually follow him since they got off the carriage. He thought that An would pretend to have a stomachache, or anything that could make him break into Yi Hua's rickety residence. But now the man followed him like a shadow, not saying a word.

"Has Master An eaten?" yi Hua asked as she clipped the package on her shoulder.

No matter what, Yi Hua only found some wild medicinal herbs around the southern forest. There is so much because no one dared to look for it.

Recall that the forest where Official Zhang Yi hid Fang Yin's body was under Zhang Yuwen's control. So that people who still want to see the morning sun obviously will not look for medicinal plants that are there. Not to mention with that region being quite remote.

Clearly anyone would not want to be Zhang Yuwen's dinner. Especially when looking at Zhang Yuwen's food reserve hanging above the trees. Many said Zhang Yuwen did it just to have his food 'crispy'. Because it no longer contains blood and has been dried.

That was what Yi Hua heard, although no one knew for sure about this Zhang Yuwen.

I don't even think that I want to meet this kind of demon Zhang Yuwen.

Yi Hua listened to An's slightly dim leg. It was almost like the sound of feet on tiptoes, but Yi Hua knew that An was not on tiptoes. The man was just very calm, even down to his footsteps.

"I gave you my food."

Yi Hua glanced at An, and the man was smiling. However, Yi Hua could only remain to himself. So that he would obviously be ungrateful, and would follow the rotten nature of the real Yi Hua.

"I only accept what you give, Mr. An," retorted Yi Hua who was trying to thicken her own face.

Instead of being offended, An instead drew his smile calmly. "I only give to people in need."

Hey, does the 'sad' label look obvious on my face?

"Don't I tell you, before your saliva was already on your chin," Xiao commented later.

Yi Hua subconsciously wiped his own chin just to be sure. It made An frown, especially when Yi Hua had stopped walking. It was possible that he was on guard, just in case Yi Hua suddenly headed towards him to claw. Because, from his face alone An already knew if Yi Hua was somewhat different from his face that looked cold.

"alright. I'll make something for you" Yi Hua said as she recalled the groceries in her residence.

From what he saw, Yi Hua had some food supplies. Looks like the rotten clairvoyant knows cooking. All he didn't know was that he would be captured by the kingdom, and not have time to finish his food supply.

In the end, all he remembered was rotten foodstuffs. Yi Hua sighed again.

Xiao seemed so astonished that he lost his own words. After a while, Xiao finally said in Yi Hua's ear. Well, of course only Yi Hua could hear it.

"Wouldn't you rather just steal food from the royal kitchen?" xiao asked hysterically.

Yi Hua even covered his own ears due to the noise. Unfortunately, only he heard Xiao's voice. So now An looked at him confused due to his actions. Then, Yi Hua only pretended to scratch his ears with a face as flat as he could.

"All right."

What Yi Hua realized now was that An had never said 'no' or refused to Yi Hua. Whatever Yi Hua said, and did An always agreed. I don't know why Yi Hua thought about that reality.

This was a little strange, but did An indeed have 'something' with the real Yi Hua?

But if that was the case, Xiao would definitely give him some information. All the things that Xiao knew were all memories of Yi Hua. So that if Yi Hua started to deny his own conjecture.

SRETT!

Yi Hua was speechless as the heavy feeling on his shoulder disappeared. His gaze turned to the hand of An who had grabbed the package of wild medicinal plants he was carrying. But before Yi Hua said anything, An had already rolled up the package on his shoulder. Then, walk past Yi Hua.

"Mr An, you don't need to bring it for me. I'm a man, and it won't make things difficult for me" said Yi Hua, who wanted to pull back the package.

However, with a stand An lifted the parcel above and above. It was clear that Yi Hua who was only as tall as An could not reach him. An's eyes glanced calmly at Yi Hua who jumped up and down to grab the package.

Hey, this is called oppression. Let me slash your feet let us be worth it.

Unfortunately, An immediately brought the package even higher. From An's eyes alone he was already astonished himself by Yi Hua's movements which were quite fast. Moreover, Yi Hua seemed rather bold now. Or, maybe Yi Hua did not realize that she was very close to An?

I don't know.

"I'm just grateful to be allowed to stay over" explained An who pressed Yi Hua's head against jumping up and down again.

Then, Yi Hua finally stopped jumping, especially when she was also already exhausted. Finally he could only let his pouch be carried by An.

"Let's go home" An said as he blinked one eye at Yi Hua.

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SRETT

GRAK!

When Yi Hua opened his front door, he did not even need to lock it because it had no function. Why is it like that?

It was obvious that the door of Yi Hua's residence was already like wood being trampled by a cow. Although you locked it, but there was one wood missing from the row. This creates a gap big enough to look inside. Yi Hua had even just attached a used robe to cover it up.

Yi Hua did not even have time to repair this pitiful residence of his. For these few days he was busy with his own 'climbing the wall of death' effort.

Thanks to the mission that Yi Hua had carried out, now he was completely freed from his punishment. Of course it is thanks to efforts to remember his services in overcoming this case. Although the title of trash fortune teller is still attached to him.

Yi Hua also earned quite a bit of money for his daily needs.

If solving a case like this continues, maybe I can buy a bigger residence. And, a prosperous life ....

"Aren't you supposed to complete a mission to collect memories of your true self?" xiao asked who shattered the delusion of Yi Hua who lived a peaceful, happy, and contented life.

Ah .. he forgot if he was a creature without identity. It made Yi Hua almost want to scratch the wall because it was thick. If asked, then Yi Hua was barely curious about his own life.

Or, he was just afraid of the reality he had to face. Including the reasons why this system is attached to it. Obviously the system will not move because of lack of work. There must be something about him that keeps him stuck in this rotten life.

But regaining his memories was just like getting a death over and over again. That's because the memory will come when the ability to 'go back to the beginning' is active. Unfortunately, that ability meant that Yi Hua had to be on the verge of death, only then would that memory come to her.

Very rotten! God must have forgotten to record my name during the distribution of fortune in the sky.

The only thing he knew was that he died from a wound to his neck. Worse yet, the wound was caused by himself. In other words, he committed suicide.

Does he have to live this second life as a punishment because he killed himself?

I don't know.

It was just a conjecture that only he could think of in his head. He obviously did not want to ask Xiao, because the strange system would tell him nothing. So useless!

Yi Hua regained his senses from his daydream when An was holding up a strange board, with even more bizarre writing. Worse still, the writing could not be read at all if you were not Yi Hua.

"Is this really written, or is it just a scribble?" An fingered the board with a confused face.

Hey, what do you mean doubt this was written or not?

"Don't I say, HuaHua. You should have written it well instead of playing around!" said Xiao which made Yi Hua want to soak his head into the water container.

Yi Hua did not reply because in fact it was not what Xiao said. Yi Hua wrote it well, but the result alone was like grass trodden by a cow. But for the sake of her pride, Yi Hua chose not to answer.

He obviously did not want anyone to know that it was actually the best result that Yi Hua could write.

"Not ... It was the result of a cow. Someone let go of the cow, and made the paint I had already written there fall apart," Yi Hua explained curiously.

An smiled faintly at Yi Hua. "really? Whose cow is it?"

"While I say it, Mr. An won't know him. We better just go in" said Yi Hua who has now reached for the package of medicinal plants back.

An followed Yi Hua who was heading towards the kitchen. The man's gaze roamed at that very simple place. While Yi Hua only let An follow her. After all, Yi Hua had already hidden all of her 'woman' equipment.

That was because previously Yi Hua was still being watched by the royal guard due to his status as a prisoner. But now he was free of it all, and only had handsome guests who were starving.

"I feel sad if the writing is corrupted by a cow." An calmly helped Yi Hua to ignite the fire.

Yi Hua felt his heart bleed more and more. He made the notice board for a whole day. Then, he slowly became a person who was embarrassed to acknowledge his own work.

"What do you really want to write there?" an asked while watching Yi Hua who was fixing her hair ties.

"Please come to predict about life, love, and luck" said Yi Hua who actually did not want to mention the writing at the bottom.

Clearly his face was not thick enough to express his veiled thoughts. For it says, "He who feels rich, but does not put money here, is not really rich".

But An from the beginning was not a fool. The man could read, even though the writing was very bad. Even so, An chose not to say anything just so that Yi Hua did not throw away the board immediately.

Yi Hua raised his head when he put the rice into the cooking container. "Are you okay if it's just porridge?"

An leaned his body against the wall. Although he had to do it very slowly, for fear of the wall collapsing. "Of course."

Just as Yi Hua was washing the rice, a loud buzzing sound rang out from outside. The voice was followed by a loud and broken voice. Yi Hua, without looking at it could already guess well. That must be the door that collapsed.

Fuck up! Doesn't he know if I'm raising money to fix the door? He should replace it!

With a growl Yi Hua was ready to throw the cooking container he was holding. However, his movements came to a halt when someone with an annoying face. Even more annoying was when he heard the name mentioned by Xiao.

Someone who's a real bitch.

"Remember this well, Yi Hua. He's Shi Qingnan, your cousin."

Yi Hua should have known that Shi Qingnan would meet him sooner or later. This annoying creature must have felt furious that Yi Hua would not be put to death. Especially when Shi Qingnan hated him so much.

"Yi Hua s*alan! How dare you still be alive after all that shit!"

Already he expected, this rotten Yi Hua had a greater number of enemies than the Concubine in King Li's Harem. Obviously, he shouldn't be surprised. Even Yi Hua was also hostile to his own cousin.

Didn't I become the most hated person in this century?

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