Yin Yang Mechanical

Yin Yang Mechanical
Make Money


After getting an explanation from the Master, Yi now devised a plan for his Half-Self who followed the Match and his real self to go looking for Yan.


Exit Liu Xing/Neo from her College territory.


The first thing Neo thought about after getting out of there was....


Yi : Ouch.... My stomach's hungry, the snack's up..


No more money.


If in the future my money might reach millions.


Why should I be poor again?..


And....When I came back I was 16, it seemed a little strange.


Unknowingly Yi walked towards a deserted place prone to robbery.


And it just so happened that he saw a robbery going on.


Immediately he thought of a crazy idea that was usually used by the eldest disciple, Nathan..


A: Hehehehe.... If the robbers rob people, I just borrow money from the robbers~


Hey there! I am the Mountain God here!, Pay your tribute to me and I will let you go!.


Robber 1: Cih! Don't brag! Hey, you finish off that hero-assass guy!


Robber 2: Good! In just one Sa attack...


Yi: Poor as you are, clothes do not have...


At least there's still some silver here, Hahaha


Robber 2: Hey give me my shirt back!


Taking someone else's property is disrespectful!


Yi: Then the fainted man you took his stuff there is what?, Polite? Not in criminal?


Robber 1: One weakling you can't fight! If miss finds out you'll be severely punished!


Yi :There is still a superior....


This is if I confiscate his assets and property! Buahahahaha can be rich!


Better just launch a strategy.


5 Minutes Later..


Yi: Go back and tell your boss not to repeat this again!


You weakling, His Innate weak His boss must also be weak!


Remember that! I Liu Xing ordered you to stop!!


Robber: Watch out for you!!


With his clever plan, Yi finally found an inn in the village that was quite large and prosperous.


He decided to book a room there while launching his plan.


But when he ordered food his appetite immediately decreased because of the different taste.


Too long eating modern food makes him feel uncomfortable with the food there.


Because there was no choice Yi dismantled a room and turned it into a cooking kitchen instantly.


This had triggered riots and conflicts, because the uproar that occurred invited the inn owner to come.


Angrily the innkeeper asked for compensation.


Feeling noisy and disturbed while cooking but do not want to add sin.


Eventually Yi paid by transferring property to the inn and eating everything there afterwards.


The innkeeper still did not accept after being hit and forced to give up his ownership.


During the dinner held by the previous Inn Owner put poison in Yi Food.


But it was useless because the poison given was a low-level poison that was not even equivalent to the effects of nuclear radiation.


While Yi who realized this immediately broke the man's hand and gave him to drink his own poison.


Everyone was amazed and crazy about Yi's food.


The banquet party lasted until late at night.


The next day....


The Big Name Yi who managed to surge in the Village started to spread.


And every day Yi distributed food to people there because they remembered the words of his students.


" How could the ancients live with such a bad taste of food!!? "


Yi: Next!. Please share and line up properly!


I still have plenty of food for you, just as you obey then I will not kill that alone!


Villager 1: although the young man had a spicy mouth but his heart was very kind..


If only he was my son-in-law.


Villager 2: Don't expect, a perfect man like him must be a lot of rivals to get it.


Moreover, I heard that the village chief's daughter likes that young man!.


Morning of the Tomorrow...


Gu Mei: Get out you jerk!


a few minutes later....


Gu Mei: Hrmm!!!, Jump in and take her out.


Remember!, don't kill people!


Hearing the chaos outside, Yi who was watching his favorite series with 670 Episodes that had expired from the future felt disturbed and went down.


Brak!!*


Yi: You guys.... Disturbing people have already asked permission from their Master yet!?


Oh, my God, that's a lot!


Failing was my hope of restraint not killing people.


Gu Me: Huh! just got scared!


So you're the one who said I'm weak!?


Let me show you my skills! Attack her!!


Yi who was busy watching Virgin Vampire movies was inspired to use horses as an information seeker.


Seeing enough enemy horses made Yi even more happy.


Yi with the speed he borrowed from the wind inserted a golden pill into the mouths of the horses and broke through the troops that surrounded him alone.


Some horses have some abilities and some have increased endurance and strength.


The horses that received the award were grateful.


Yi telepathically gave orders to the horses to look for the best auction venue.


Gu May: Uah!! Ugly horse what are you doing! I can fall later.


Yi: Little brother, if you ride that horse, you must hold the rope tight!


(Grabbling)


Gu Mei: You!... Unhand me!! I'm your enemy!, and get your hands off me!


Why are you quiet so quickly for this guy to let me go...


Yi: Finally the pouch and the dimensional ring I have taken all. I will now replace it with a message ring and a tier 7 pill.


Work done! Mission completed's.


All right I'll drop you, you heavy bastard.


But I can't bear to punish you.


Gu Mei: Basic useless!, How could you all lose to one


(stumbling)


Uhh!!


Yi: I told you heart, didn't I?


Why don't you listen to me (Whispering in the Ear).


Gu May : Ummm..... Get your face off of me and take your hands off, I can stand on my own.


(Shydened at once Salting because Yi's face is too close )


Yi: Well well all of you get out of here before I change my mind.


General of the army: Nonsense!!, how can we move if you freeze our feet with this ice that cannot break!!


Yi: Samadhi fire only takes a few minutes to melt my Ice, What can your blunt weapons be?.


Let you guys be outside till tomorrow!


In order for you to understand that even if you have power and power, there are still people you will never be able to offend.


Gu Mei: That... Please can you let them go?


Yi: Decision I have made, If you want to blame, blame yourself!.


Except... You guys want to stop being bandits and hear what I'm saying.


And give me 3000 Gold .


One of the bandits: I can't believe it!, it will also melt!


3 Hours later.....


Gu Mei: Please.. Let them go Hiks Hiks....


Yi: She is crying? , It looks like I have to use the trouble-avoiding perfume Nathan gave me!.


All right, let me take you home.


Tell me where you live?


This is for you, don't cry anymore.


Gu Mei: Uh!?