Adult Zone
10. Due to Wrong Shopping

...DUE TO WRONG SHOPPING...

...Author by: David Khanz...

Saturday morning is my time off from all work routines. There are many free time that can be used, among them; gathering with family. Thankful, there is no demand for sightseeing or traveling from children. Moreover, the wife who has her own busyness as usual, namely free house and washing washing.

"White, Amih wants help, dong," said the wife from the kitchen, while I was still struggling to dress the children I bathed. "Here's a minute, Pih!"

"Yes, Bebeb!" sahutku imitated Kang Komar's style in the first Retirement Thugs series. Intentions to joke, the girl even chimed in, "Ih, gelay! How about benc*ng!"

"God!"

My son was instantly speechless while hiding his giggles behind the cover of his fingers.

"What do you ask for, Mih?" my question as soon as I arrived, approached the wife in the kitchen room.

"Buy vegetables, side dishes, the same season," wife pinta accompanied by a sweet smile spoiled. "O, yes .. sambeleun with keutak. Let our breakfast menu be together."

Hhmmm, habit! If there is a will, it must be out flirtatious talent. Especially if the month of shopping problems for the first time today. Sometimes it sucks, but also pity if all home activities stack on him a. As a real man, inevitably I have to help. Minimal as a form of gratitude for his sincerity used to accept me as a companion to life.

"His money?"

Soon the wife reached into his negligent pocket that still looks good with floral motifs.

"Inget, right, the grocery list?"

"Back!" I answered a little offended. So feel underestimated the memory power of this brain. "Vegetable, laukan, sambeleun, the same seasonings. Yeah, right?"

"Makeup!" the wife said mimicking the habits of the paid audience when the performers began to bounce. "Need to be in WA-in so you don't forget?"

"No need!"

"Babeehud!"

Thought right and sincere praise said 'makep' earlier, in fact in the middle of the trip my phone spoke. There is a WA message from the wife containing a list of groceries.

Hhmmm, that's true too. Everywhere the name of the woman's mouth is not immediately trusted. You could say, "I'm fine, '" but the reality is often inversely proportional. They say that they just do not want their loved ones to feel what is being hidden. Another meaning means, 'I need your attention again, dear. Please give me strength with your policies and hugs.' It could be, right? Indeed indeed. If a pair of couples are equally bad, then who is the reinforcement party? There must be one party who is able to fill the void slot. This time-perhaps-he, who knows tomorrow is me alone.

"Well, the soup is up, sir," said the shopkeeper as soon as I asked for the wife's order. "The most there is. .. vegetable asem."

Asem vegetables? The feeling will not fit on the tongue, so early in the morning. Still mending vegetable soup or other types of stir fry. Cecim or mustard, for example.

"Where, sir? Want some vegetables?" asked the shopkeeper while watching me who was still confused.

"Awhile ..." I said asking for extra time thinking, then immediately pulled out the phone. "I asked my wife first, huh."

The tuuuttt! The tuuuttt! The tuuuttt!

On the screen is visible information 'ringing'. That is, the phone connection is connected and the mobile data of the wife's phone is in active condition. Long awaited, not lifted. Where the hell is he? Wh why? Want to get to when?

Aarrrggghhhhh!

Upset not responding, I finally sent a message.

[More, there are no vegetables. Asem vegetables want?]

Check one gray, change two, and so it is until the fifth minute awaited has not also turned blue.

[More!]

[Come!]

[Darling!]

[Bab!]

[Woy, open the WA dong!]

The situation is still similar from the first minute until it is almost close to the number ten. Then try to call back, same thing. Video call, nil. Contacting through regular calls, still is. Anxiety also began to excite the whole soul. Where's the guy going, anyway? Busyet, bye! Time does not sound ringtone HP? Is in-silent? Likely, it could be.

[Come!]

[P]

[P]

[P]

[P]

[P]

... And so on until several times wrong screen chocolate. Intentions want to write, even memijit exit button. Log back into the WA application. Sending the same letter, '[P]'. Wrong squeeze. Choose the voice note feature. Cancelled immediately. Back to writing. Then decide to send a voice mail, [Mih, open the phone! There is no vegetable! It's just asem wishan, here!]

Silent. Everything is two grays.

"Astaghfirullah ... Gusti Nu Agung!" I try to be patient and stay grounded at the normal point aka sane.

"Why, Sir?"

Here again! People are upset and asked! You shopper! Just call his business!

Hahey!

Wanting to say rude, but embarrassed and will lead to misunderstanding.

"It's okay. It's calling the wife but not lifted up!" I replied then while mixing it with a smile, but the intonation slightly increased.

"Ooohhh ..." - timpal a stallor while messing around sucks. So he laughed at her. But no, right? Hihahi. Understandably, this heart is suddenly sensitive due to the threat of excessive wrath. Imagine, how not to be upset, every way has been done to contact the wife. But all of them are big zeros.

"Yes, geez!" seruku did not realize so rubbing the screen column conversation with his wife. So much and the length of the post, which is in the form of writing '[P]'. This thumb swipe swung more than six times. It can be estimated, approximately can beat the record of 'unread messages' on a WAG that is delivered for two days. Like that's the possibility. Hihahi.

Not daring to improvise on his own without the approval of the angel, finally a special vegetable order was - forced - suspended. Rather than later bother to face the sound of wife's nagging. Yeah, right? Thate.

"You know nothing, why not buy something, Pih?" said the wife as soon as I face back in the busy room. "So can't. New shopping. Belom if asked to arrange family money. Salary a month in narrow so save and enough to receive salary again. It's just buying vegetables, it's hard."

"The problem isn't that, Mih."

"Otherwise? Did kudu Amih continue to do this-that? Bantuin cake, Pih. What's the trouble, anyway?"

Every once in a while? So what have I been doing all this time, what does dong mean? Help the baby, wash, take care of children, shop to the stall even if only buy pads, and cook too. What does it all mean? Don't-don't just be in the class of expression, 'Remain at home?' Bujug, bye! Haha. Really, the Amih! Very upset and suddenly wanted to make it happen that very second. Huh!

"Yes, already! Back to the shop again! Ngorel 'mulu work Amih mah! Sebel!" I grumbled to myself.

"Damma!"

Eh, even the grin of him! Completely unanimous my resolve to immediately ....

"Groan! Join, Mih!"

(Laughter! Noisy, Mih!)

Still with a big heart and his own, I rushed back to the stall. The annoyance is still left. I tried to wonder, but was blamed. Men are always wrong in the eyes of women. But women always flirt in men's hearts. Uhuy! Totally two sides of a contradictory view, at once engrossed. It's nothing, fun drama I mean. Hihahi.

"So buy some vegetables, sir?" asked the stallor - still - with a simple smile.

If so, what do you want? Beware of getting upset, gares cave all these people!

"Hape Amih in-charge, Pih," said the wife as soon as I returned and wondered about the thousands of '[P]' submissions earlier. "Lack of work is very, use contact Amih use that way? 'Kan, Apih can directly buy it, not kudu nanya-nanya amih all. Laugh home first, keep coming back like that."

Hhmmm, so wise of the Amih!

There's no guilt romance or anything on that face. Getting sucks. Fortunately this morning I got a bonus, just help wash the dishes used to cook and eat. I don't know, does that mean he's admitting his mistake? Even until this writing on the air, has not said there is a word 'sorry' from the lips of the wife. Except, "Will you take a nap? Yuk, uh!"

An ambiguous sentence with a bonus or a discount? There is no definitive answer, except the contents of the shampoo and liquid bath soap last afternoon, the less several milliliters.