BROTHER BULE IS MY SOUL MATE
Because of the match 2 application

VOTE CINGG LOBA NYAKKKK!!!!

" Neng Deva when is marriage?"

" neng Deva, how come you never bring a girlfriend?"

" Neng Deva is at home?"

" Neng Deva did not envy the age of his friends already had children and married".

" Neng Deva blah blah blah........"

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhh Deva was frustrated hearing all the horror questions, just imagine every meeting with humans just that question that they said like no other discussion. Who wouldn't want to get married and have any more children for a woman like Deva, except girls aren't normal.

The peak of Deva's frustration was languishing because of her single status when the cousin whose age was far below her married when a few months after she graduated from High School ,That's where Deva started on the lips here and there, said the old virgin, because to use it because no man wants to be with him, drag the soul mate, it's,kudu in rukiah is and there are many more rumors and whispers whispered neighbors that he heard.

Today is the wedding of her best friend, Siti yes she is the fad of entering Deva in the online dating app.

"Neng Diva does not want to follow Si Siti gituh, be a delicious waiter loh neng".

Deva just rolled her eyes panted while smiling forcedly

" There's no soul mate Bik!"

" If not in search yes will not come oruh neng, fools emang in the hands of God but if we gk initiative yes will not come alone."

" Yes, thank you for your advice". Deva is still focused on his cell phone making the woman's lungs pissed because it was ignored

" You know not, marriage is good to be free, no sin even be a reward,tuh see the siti looks very happy and sure the first night was in this grepe grepe with her husband,duhhh so the past is fitting to be a new bride, a beautiful experience". her long cerocos made Deva's ears hot and begidig horrified, the first night? Deva is not a stupid girl who does not understand the meaning of the first night, she understands that the first night for a couple of legitimate brides must be a sacred night and full of passion.

Ohh my god because the first night Deva's little brain floated where, remember the movie she had seen with Siti, will siti practice it with her husband later?

Although only a romantic film but in it there are adult scenes that make them hot cold for him, not just exchanging lips but to have a more intimate relationship.

Just imagining it makes Deva feel sultry and wet right now, it's really true that Siti's dirty brain is affecting her now.

Deva moved from her seat left the mothers who were humping, Deva stepped into the pelaminan where Siti the friend and her husband were showing a smile of happiness.

" Y...!"

Siti also turned her head when her name was called and immediately embraced the friend

" Ahhkkk Depot sayonggg akoh kangeeennn youuuuuu!" alay siti style while with Deva

"Akoh's own chirping again,hiks hikss...Congratulations, may SAMAWA, do not forget to make me a lot of ponakan!"

" You don't have to worry, I'll make cute baby baby plus unyu in this year I'll make Dodi work harder in bed, won't Mas!" siti is not shy about speaking vulgarly when many people, see her husband's face reddened with embarrassment to hear the words of his wife, why the problem of bed should be discussed here anyway he thought.

Deva just smiled wryly looking and hearing Siti speak vulgarly, Sengklek Temple .Deva hugged Siti again.

" Cepet is yes!" Siti's words are only influenced by Deva

" Let's be calm again you must follow me really, and inget pesen me if there will be a guy come and ask for your marriage directly, don't you refuse ok!" coherent

" Huh! na naon ti means!"

" Halah ,geus weh later also know yourself, my pesen jinget! you'll take ok!" Deva just nodded confused to hear the words of the friend, heehin aja let pepet thought.

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After the drama on the pelaminan Deva also decided to go home, it so happened that the siti house and her house were not far only blocked by 10 houses, so it was enough to walk Deva to the house.

He immediately took off his hijab and borkat shirt when he was in the room.

"You've come home, not the siti ngedampingin earlier." The mother arrived nongol in front of Deva's room door

" Hah mother also kok already home not her was still clean chicken in the back, her guest is still a lot of loh mak, mak, later if the meat abis not on to the part of the guests kasian already ngamplop do not eat meat."

" eemmm eetah child parawan instead of his memgejawab even ngabaliken question ka indung, basics! geus ah mommy rec shower heula stinks ajag!" grouse the mother

" Ihh mama mah!"

Deva slammed her body into the hard mattress,kapuk mattress faithful always accompany him as a child until now.She opens her phone and scrolls the screen to look for green applications with logo phone there.

Ting...One message came in

E-mail? since when E-mail he active, during this time Deva rarely activate E mail even never, make him do not activate E mail, no need at all.

Because curious Finally Deva opened the E Mail message.

📩"" Hello miss" (think weh english, maklum othor no nyahok english)

Saha sih(who the hell) Inner Deva, sook know a close pretentious

Ting...

📩"You'll be my wife"(think weh english)

Deva did not bego bego very much at school he also learned English a little bit, although all he knew was the name of the fruits of the same animal plus you and I aja, though,but the word wife and husband he still understands, not his brain is inadequate but his economy at that time that is not possible for him.

" Hiss jama gelo(iss crazy) knows just not, ngajak wedlock, part of which his face tries to teu katingali(not seen)" rfor his annoyed.

Ting... Come in again

📩" why not reply , are you angry".

' Bener really yes, this must be the work of the siti cengeremen' rfor her again

Then he remembered Siti's words a few dozen minutes ago' if there is a marriage contract do not be rejected'

Eemm is definitely the work of the neng Siti ," Siti cengceremennnnn".

With a long sigh and then exhale again, he began to reply to the message even though his English randomadul, in the words of sometimes what other spades I should write, the painter hayam pisan.

" Yes, who is this sorry". Send 📤

Dag dig dug der, Deva's current heart sound, why is it that when this message is sent the feeling is mixed, between anxiety, sadness, fun, and,maybe he hopes that Deva will soon meet with his soul mate even through the dating application.

A few moments later

Ting...

📩 "I'll be your husband later, just wait".

Deva quivered while reading the message, "HUSBAND" the word that always haunts her all this time.He did not reply her, Ignore just consider it a prankster who is not working, and he did not reply,not long before Deva falls asleep she is tired of thinking about the fate of her love and soul mate.

🌾🌾🌾

While in the other hemisphere a man is faced with a laptop, he looks seriously compartmentalized his atik.

" Are you sure I can find her here Jack?"

The man called Jack nodded confidently

" I'm sure Boss, Boss can get what Boss wants right, old , young or half-baked ones are there too!" The Jack's last answer made the Boss raise next to his brow, 'Half Mature' means what, 'ambiguous once

as if he knew when he saw the look on his Boss' face, he quickly explained

The Boss just shook his head looking at his assistant's behavior.

" So this is from all over the country here!" ask her again

" Yes Boss!' answer her steadily and vigorously

" Many countries have beautiful female citizens and sexy Boss, there are examples from Asia, there is India which is famous for its look like a doll India, Korea, China, Japan, Japan,Boss can have white and beautiful offspring, then Filipina, or Thai!"

Jack explained one by one

" I don't want a Thai one, lots of scams there!" his words are flat.

jack could only smile at the Boss' words

" Oohh no more, Malaysa, or Indonesia! two countries are one group, many beautiful women in the country, especially Indonesia, which is not only famous for its natural senses but the hospitality of its citizens as well."

" Indonesia?" muttered the Boss

" Yes Boss, Indonesia! do you want to see Indonesian women, they are famous for their hospitality and beauty, have exotic skin black hair and bead her dark brown eyes that make them samakin beautiful!"

Let's Dom think, Indonesia! a country that made him curious from many countries

" Ok, we'll try with Indonesia!" his orders

" Good Boss!" Jack with the spirit of 45 he turned the laptop to face him, he opened a dating application and looking for the country of Indonesia, for the next we will know later.

1 hour later....

" This is Boss!"

Dom shook his head

" This one is beautiful and Sexy Boss!"

Dom caught a glimpse, but then he shook his head

" For you alone, women who lack such ingredients are also many here, for what is far away!" the sarcasm.

Jack just scratched his head that was not itchy while smiling clumsily, he said,

" This is Boss"!

" This is Boss!'

" This is Boss!"

Dom continues to shake his head, making Jack frustrated at him, but jack continues to shift the screen of his laptop, Dom accidentally sees the profile of a cute woman in simple hijab while smiling.

" Stop!" Dom stopped that screen shift

" What's the matter Boss!"

" Swipe again!"

" What does?"

" Swipe her laptop screen to Jack's woman's profile!"

Jack understood, finally he shifted it back, it appeared a photo and the complete profile of a beautiful sweet-skinned yellow woman.

" DEVANIA RIZKI, from Indonesia, 24 years old"

Deva's full address is plastered on his profile, the siti friend lucnut, Deva kayak not sell at pampang there.

" I want this Jack!" Dom continued to watch Deva's profile intensely

" You're sure Boss, but He's Hijab !" Jack was hesitant about the Boss' decision

" Why is there a problem!"

" Yes, not Boss but it looks like he's a Muslim, Boss knows the rules of marrying a Muslim woman!"

Dom was silent, then shook his head

" Boss, if you marry a Muslim woman you must follow her teachings!" jack tried to explain

" No problem, you know I have no religion, but I believe there is a God, so it's no problem for me to follow his religion!" dom's answer is steady

Jack just nods his head resigned, his boss will not be able to stop, but he remembered something when reading an article about Islam that he accidentally read.

" But there is one more thing that the boss must know about the teachings of Islam!"

Dom looked lazily at Jack, raising his eyebrows.

" What?"

" Emmm....That's...Ummm!" Jack is Doubtful

" What? you're wasting Jack's time!"

" Miss is serious about your decision!" Dom nodded steadily

" Seriously Boss!" Dom nodded again

" You won't regret Boss!" Dom began to puff at the question from his assistant

" JAMES!!!" her growls

" Oh well, I will say, Boss that Muslim man is obligated to Khitan or Circumcision!" clearly Jack made Dom frown.

" Khitan, circumcision, what does Jack mean, don't make me dizzy just talk clear!" Dom starts to get emotional

" that...He means circumcision or circumcision, eemmm ituu....Junior Dominic must be cut by Boss!" jack's explanation left Dom stunned in disbelief

" WHATA!!!!!! in cut? have they gone mad, how will I have a descendant if my weapon alone should be cut!" Jack could only tepok jidat, turns out he was wrong to explain

" The point is not to cut all the Boss, just the tip is a little, so said the article I read!"

Dom glares at Jack, Pastaga makes Jack flutter

" So you only know from the article huh!!!, I think you know because you know not from the damn article!"

Dom starts to get emotional

" Ok, now you're looking for someone who understands the teachings of Islam, bring them here as soon as you can, you can go!" Jack could only grumble in his heart

" Hey...Where are you taking the laptop!" stop Dom when Jack wants to bring the laptop

Jack put it back, and he immediately came out of the lion's den.Dom again relaxed he was back to open his laptop

" Well sweet girl, I'll make you give birth to many children for me!" he muttered while smiling handsomely.

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