BROTHER BULE IS MY SOUL MATE
Segede Cau Boma (banana Boma)

Original only Neng Defri have, nyomot cing muchh!!!

It contains the word vulgar....

HATUR NOAHUN

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Chipper....Chipper...Chipper...

Kukuruyukkk.....

Koangs...Koangs....Koangs.....

Weeekk....Weeekk....Weeekkk....

Only that voice was heard by the two of them, yes now Deva and Dom are sitting together in bale bale behind Deva's house. Facing directly towards the chili plant and his comrade Deva planted yesterday

Heningg.1 minute passed.

Silence.5minutes pass.

Still quiet.10 minutes passed.

When to say nyaaaa, swear nage gustiiii glessss

Deva can only look down, what else he still remembered the incident earlier, my pardon the short, heartbreaking kiss, what else if the old can seizure this seizure mah.

Dom, how about Dom? Ehhh he was enjoying a tense face plus embarrassed but he was (wanted,) the hijab girl.

" Where? you want to be my wife?" Dom noticed the look on Deva's face that had been tense to become a red tinge on his face

" His mother, we just met, better we know each other first, do not let you mengesel later on because married a poor girl and kayak me village." deva's sense of insecure burst forth instantly as she realized who she was at the moment.

' nu local gek ninggalkeun, komo deui nu import' (local only in ninggalin, what else is imported) Deva thought

" I've known you, your name is Devania Rizki, age 24, year, singgle, Eldest son of Eman sulaiman and mother of Imas, Junior high school, Jengkol's favorite food and sambel terasi, her hobbies are reading, simple, beautiful, sweet, charming, Sexy, pengga.....!" The talk of Dom starts to digress to where it makes Deva cut her fast

" Stoppp!!!" Deva smothers Dom's mouth with both of his hands

Dom was found behind a small hand that covered part of his mouth

" Aawww!!"" Deva grimaces as Dom bites his index finger

" What?" ask without sin

" Well, don't be so perverted why the hell!" Deva begins to feel uncomfortable with the situation, does she doubt Dom, the answer is yes!

Dom, realizing the situation was not conducive, tried to convince the girl of her true feelings, Dom got up from his seat and squatted down in front of the girl

" I'm sorry." cup he kissed the back of Deva's hand he was holding

" I'm sorry to make you uncomfortable, I just wanted to get us closer, you know...!" Deva interrupted as Dom was about to speak seriously

" No..!" With his innocence Deva shook her head, making Dom squash with anxiety on her

" That's why you don't cut it before I'm done!" Deva nodded quickly as Dom looked serious

Dom exhaled his coarse breath

" You know...Why did I come so far from my home country here, it was just for me, I wanted to get to know you better, know your life, your family. And do you know (Deva shakes her head) I feel comfortable in the middle of your family, very comfortable!" to be honest somehow makes Deva more curious about Bule who is in front of him

" So you're comfortable here, and don't want to go home like that." Deva innocently said, I mean na neng...

" Maybe." short clear solid

' Okayam si bule gelo perverted ie betehan on Earth father can be serious, even nyien gossip where where' (Okayam si bule gelo perverted at home father can be serious, then even make gossip where) inner Deva

" buty...But it is not good if we are not muhrim stay one roof, later nimbulin slander." Deva hesitates to explain she also doesn't want to be on the stamp of directly evicting her guest

" We are married!" dom's verdict made Deva tastep many times, 'O Allah this is his taste in lamar many times' his strangulation in heart

" married? do you know how to marry a Muslim woman?" Dom nodded confidently hearing the girl's words

" Sure?" Dom nodded again

" Ber, seriously, what mi?" Dom starts to look serious when he feels rejected by Deva

"I'm serious Devania, very serious!" His firmness makes Deva a little creepy,aura Dom's leadership back up

" Then, are you ready to make.....Eeemmm...Anu's...Emm". Deva really hesitates, I swear nengakaeun nage makkk (emakkk nagging vow also mamakkk)

" What?" Dom's getting more and more anxious at him

" That...!" Deva signs her finger in pieces, making Dom laugh at her

" Yeah....Haaa.....Circumcision means that!" Dom's words make Deva red go out

' O Allah nengkakeun na nage nyampe kana ubun ubun' (O Allah, his embarrassment is also to ubun ubun ubun) cry Deva in the heart

But after he was embarrassed

" I did it, I did it." Dom answered casually while sitting back down

" Ohh!!"

As if knowing what Deva wanted to ask him

" 3 Days ago in Canada, yes Although it still feels a bit painful but it's been light, Do you want to see!" With his prank Dom begins to tease Deva back

Buuggh...One punch landed right on the bully man's burly arm, which made him purportedly grimace even though he was not sick

" Sad!" it makes Dom laugh

' O Allah, what is true that he is a mate of you, is it true that he wants to be serious with Neng until he has not told me to cut **** that he has initiative first, he has initiative first, Duh Bang do not make neng drift far away, neng is afraid of falling later." Inner Deva while watching the handsome face of the handsome bule man in front of him.

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"You have spoken from heart to heart". They had gathered together in the living room and the father started the conversation

They both nodded

" It's Sir!" it wasn't Deva who answered but Dom himself

" Are you sure of your decision Den." Dom nodded again

" You are ready on all conditions when you want to marry a Muslim like us." Dom nodded again

" I'm ready sir, very ready, even I've done one of the conditions to be able to marry your daughter!" Dom said every word with confidence and confidence

I just glanced at the princess

' Which nu terms?' (which condition,) that's how you think the eye signal of the father when he met the princess

Deva who understood he immediately replied to the father's plot and the movement of cutting his own fingers made the father want to laugh for him.

Deva who is aware is being noticed by Dom because his behavior was immediately throwing his face in the other direction

" Oh well then Den, don't be too hasty steady first with his inner birth too, sorry you want to ask if Aden Deon has been, sorry Circumcision." you are very careful when asking personal things for the prospective ghost, but yes it must be asked

Dom stuttered embarrassedly, then glanced at the girl who was busy with her own, while Mom and the others just held back a laugh until they wanted to fart.

" Thank God then, so there is only one more condition for Den Deon to marry Deva, which is to say two sentences of shahadah, if Aden is ready!"

" Well, sir, I'm so ready!" Dom firmly answered making father and mother smile to hear him and silent Deva also commented a thin smile

" Thank God, then tomorrow we can start, and I'm sorry you want to ask again, Aden Aden is going to stay in this simple father's house, this simple house,because the day has started late afternoon if you want to go back to the city ." The father politely offered to stay even though the circumstances were not possible because in the house there were only 3 rooms, 1 room Deva, and there were only 3 rooms,qilla's room and the same father's room mother is Zae she is still in the same kelonin mother despite circumcision.

Dom who felt he did not want to trouble the prospective in-laws he politely refused, with the reason that the mukhrim had not been afraid of arising slander just like Deva said earlier

" I'm sorry sir not her we refused, but because I with Deva have not been mukhrim so we will stay at the inn near here, Aldi had found an inn in the city of the district, the district,maybe about 30 minutes to get there, Mr. Aldi." Obviously Dom refused the subtle request of the father, even though he wanted to stay at the simple house, even though it was simple but comfortable for him.

Father also nodded

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After the three men left Eman's father's house, Deva was busy with a vegetable delivery that was ordered yesterday by wa Idah.

" Ashalama, punten, wa...Wa Idah???" Deva carried a basket full of nuts and kale inside her

" Waalaikumsalam, mango enter neng." call greetings from inside the house

Deva entered after getting permission from the owner of the house

" This is a vegetable order yesterday". Deva placed a bag full of vegetables on the table

" Duh hatur nuhun neng tos in jajapkeun ka bumi uwa."(, Duh thanks neng already in anterin to uwa house)

" Sami Sami Wa, ya neng go home first ya wa".just Deva stepped her hand on the pull by wa idah

" Wait on neng".

" What else is wa". Deva is confused

" Acis and pan encan".( The money is not yet) Deva just tepok jidat realize his senility, is there something that is disturbing his mind at this time?

" Nih Acis his, nuhun neng."(nih money thanks ya neng) Wa idah gave some paper money to Deva

" Sami sami wa!"

" Oh yes neng uwa want to ask,cek the saroh was aya bule came to earth mang Eman, eta nyaan, saha anyway?"(( oh yes uwa want to ask, said the saroh earlier there was a bule coming to the house of mang eman, that's right, who the hell)

the sense of kepo uwa Idah began to thrash ronta, noh Neng Deva confused to answer how, notar if he said the prospective husband in kira ngahayal.

" Eemm it, that's his guest Mr. Wak, ooh ya ya wa already afternoon afraid mak nyariin in, punten assalamualaikum."' Deva immediately shies away from the following horror question questions

" Waalaikumsallam". sahut wa idah who is still kepo actually

With a quick step Deva crossed that somewhat uneven path.

" Neng Devaaa!" call someone to him, Deva turned to the origin of the voice

The man waved hinting for Deva to come closer, Deva finally approached the people who were gathering there

' Wah must be aya nu teu terse yeh' (wah must be something wrong nih) thought Deva

" Where's Neng Deva?"( neng Deva from where) Ask one of their stale bases

" Oh this is from the house wa idah ceu!" Deva was polite and ordinary

" Oh.." they're joh-ri, congregating

" Eh yes neng Deva we want to ask tea, what was really there a bule who wanted to sleep with Deva neng?"

Gubraaggg...It is a horror question nini kunti aya dei(there is more)

" Eemm it...Do.." yet Deva continued his talk already in serobot aja kayak queue

" Duh neng mani lucky neng Deva mah menangkeun Bule, eh nyaho teu lamun bule tea in addition to big tall crew na, it nage gede long loh, mantep tree namah." (Duh neng really lucky neng Deva mah dapetin bule, uh know not if bule tuh besides his great height, it's also big long loh, uh,anyway) the un-prickedevaan talk just slid off from one of them making Deva clumsy

' Gede longhair' naon eta(gede lengthen what it is) Deva thought amusedly

" Ah maenya ceu, jiga nu never ningali wae it na bule".(ah the real brother, I've never seen aja it's bule, ningali wae it's na bule,) connect from them again while Deva he just grimaces grimacing

' Gustii kunaon talking keun nu kitu deserves in the harepeun parawan'(just why not talk about the bad in front of a virgin)' screams heart Deva

" Ih maneh mah teu nyaho nyak, that's nateh mani sagede cau ambon". (yeah you don't know yes, that's very big, it's very big, it's very big,as big as an ambon banana) Candaan one of them makes those there laugh while Deva she further bends her face

' Sagede cau ambon' (a bunch of ambon bananas) Deva had imagined it but she quickly shook her head

"Ehh another cau ambon mayang tea, but cau King!"( uh not banana ambon mayang tea, but banana king) cried one of them more and more excited

" Cau King" Inner Deva begidig horrified

" Iihh maraneh mah salah kabeh, other sagede cau ambon atawa cau raja, hayang nyaho sagede naon".( Ih you are all wrong, not as big as an ambon banana or a king, want to know how big) welcome one of them again no less frenetic, and embraced by all beings there except Deva

" Yeh sagede iue, sagede cau boma!" (It's this big, like a banana boma!") Connect her while lifting one large banana in front of her makes Deva gaping and kicep many times

Gubraaaggh....Deva fainted on the spot

" neng's...Neng Devaaa....!" call them worried

Ahhhkk neng Deva new ngebayangin had fainted first, what else if eehemmmm.....!!!