Catastrophe Love
Bawdy Teacher

"What did you say?" a wrinkled old man with a sharp gaze was holding a cigar in his hand looking surprised when a gatekeeper arrived at his office to report something rare.

"Yes, Elder Kong. It was found that the three prospective disciples of the enlistment had the basic element of wind."

The elder, who was called the Kong Elder, muttered softly, popping smoke from his cigar and then turned to look at one by one the people standing in front of his desk.

"Who wants to make them disciples? You can take one in three each."

"We are ready to accept them." Three people immediately moved from their place without thinking.

In the corner of the old man's desk, his name was written. He was called Kong Tuoli. He was the person in charge of the city of Yuncheng and was in charge of running the existing government in the city. While Yunshu Academy itself, had a leader who was in the shadows and rarely appeared. So Kong Tuoli was the one who became his representative in taking every decision.

In a hot spring bath, a middle-aged man in white robes with white unraveling red lines was humming merrily with wide footsteps moving the fingers of his two hands in rhythm. His two cheeks had a slight tinge of red hue with saliva dripping from the corners of his lips. He chuckled pervertedly as he was behind the hot spring reserved only for women. The sound of joking laughter from every woman in the hot spring pool echoed making the man's eyes widen with hunger.

One small hole the size of an index finger was enough for him to be able to enjoy his paradise of the world. "Khee... Hehehe.." - Kikikiknya continued to hum.

Who knows, that behind his back is actually standing a graceful woman in soft green with a fierce face staring at the man's back with wrath.

"BAI JIERUI!!! YOU PEEKING AGAIN?!!" the woman raised the man's body with one hand before desperately kicking the man's butt so it flew high.

"Yahoo!!" All the women who were inside the hot spring of Yuncheng city were instantly hysterically shrieking and running down the ridge while covering their naked bodies when they heard the cry of someone behind the bath walls.

"BING RONG!! I CAN explain.." cried the man named Bai Jierui before he completely disappeared from the face of Bing Rong, the woman who kicked his butt.

TIG!!

The man disappeared forming a small bright light above the sky.

"Basic perverted man! That's why I hate you to my bone marrow!" his grunts as he passed away.

BRUUGGH!!!

"Auuuhhh.." he said.

"THE SICK......! SICK, SICK, SICK," Shen Xueyue groaned when suddenly something heavy hit her body.

Zhu Guang was startled and reflexively called out to Xueyue, he immediately ran up to Xueyue who was struck by someone who was quite heavy weight that had suddenly come from the sky. It made the entire pair of eyes look at them with curiosity.

"Old man! Get out of my body! That's sick!" Xueyue groaned unable to bear.

"Oh? Oho! Ahaha.... There was a rotten fox here." as usual Bai Jierui sinlessly insinuated Xueyue without even apologizing. "Thank you for your help." Not heeding the still sizzling presence of Xueyue stroking his aching back, the man passed away just like that.

"Hey! Old sir! Responsibility!" but Bai Jierui did not make up his call and instead left with a cheerful hum. His fingers danced as his eyes re-captured a beautiful scene in front of him.

It was a young woman who had a big chest with very sexy clothes. Again Jierui said the word 'Sexy Chest' many times with his perverted eyes, he walked around jumping up and down to approach the woman.

"Gosh, Master Bai is still not kapok." Lin Jin muttered with a complicated expression.

"Hey! Old pervert!" Shen Xueyue clucked in annoyance and immediately caught up with Bai Jierui with heightened emotions.

"Xueyue..." Shen Qingtian was shocked when he saw his sister suddenly getting angry with an overly barbaric attitude.

Lu Guan and Zhu Guang soon followed. But he was restrained by officers Du Xie and Lin Jin on the spot. "He'll be fine. That man was one of the famous martial practitioners in this city."

Song Shi Chen and Song Mo Feng squinted their eyes curiously. Seeing how Shen Xueyue was acting, the corner of Shi Chen's lips twitched. Attractively. His inner.

Xueyue could not understand, why this man was so very similar to someone she knew so well. His eyes were rounded as he unintentionally looked directly at Bai Jierui's real face from the side.

'Grandfather?'

Yet Shen Xueyue dismissed his thoughts as it was clear he was not his grandfather in this world. But his perverted nature, was exactly the same as his grandfather in the modern world.

"Hey! Bawdy old man. You're gonna have to take responsibility."

"Big chest, big chest... Nghehehehe..."

"Ck!" Xueyue rolled her eyes puffed. Bai Jierui was completely infatuated with the large breasts belonging to women.

In the end, Shen Xueyue patted the old man on the shoulder and squeezed him. He forced Bai Jierui to turn around before he finally turned around and...

THE POOOFF!!

Bai Jierui's annoyed face turned bright with blood pouring down both nostrils, nosebleeds. In front of him, Xueyue used her form-changing ability to transform into a sexy beautiful woman with a large chest that fit in her hand as expected. Of course it was his true appearance.

"Dear old man..Why are you ignoring me?" shen Xueyue said, in the typical flirtatious and sexy voice of a woman who seduces men.

"WAAA...!!! Nghehe,, uh... Oohs. You're really very sexy, you're my type..." Jierui groped and began to bring his moving fingers closer together to reach Shen Xueyue's breast when Shen Xueyue suddenly rolled her eyes even more carelessly. In the next instant, he turned into his original form.

Without Xueyue knowing, actually Song Shi Hua who was trying to follow Xueyue started to get inflamed upon seeing Xueyue who turned into a beautiful and sexy woman even her naked body was almost completely exposed.

"Pff... Haha...!! Shi Hua, I had no idea that your woman had such a form-changing ability. Pfftts.. Haha... Holy hooch! You lost the start this time with an old man. Haha..." Shi Wei laughed nonchalantly.

It felt like when Shen Xueyue changed into such a form she immediately walked up to the girl and took her away. But lucky for the next second, Xueyue returned to her former form as a man and did not let Bai Jierui touch her. Song Shi Hua thought hard, how could Xueyue have such an ability? It was clearly a high-level technique. So since when did Shen Xueyue attempt to learn it? And Xueyue did it perfectly.

"Sister Wei.. Shut up."

"Alright, alright.. Haha.. But your lover is really something. I'm amazed by him."

Shi Hua continued to watch Xueyue from the top of the tree with tightly clenched hands restraining his emotions.

Xueyue screeched, "Old man. You had used my body as a mattress when you suddenly fell from the sky. I'm just asking you to be responsible."

"By marrying you? Uhhhh!!" Bai Jierui snorted cynically, then bellowed about to peek back at the women who were inside the hot spring bath in front of them.

Before Bai Jierui ran away, Xueyue quickly held him back. "Wait!"

"What else a rancid boy!" Jierui let out a frustrated sigh staring ferociously at Xueyue starting to get caught off guard.

"Who are you really?" ask Xueyue then. He suddenly had a bad feeling as he asked. Xueyue's body involuntarily shuddered in horror.

Bai Jierui smirked looking proud. He then stood away from the suddenly cengo Xueyue when he saw Bai Jierui suddenly twisting his white hair and styling with indistinct dancing.

Bai Jierui exclaimed excitedly, "Include. I am a great ascetic of the mountain of immortality, Bai Jierui."

"Pe-why? You said?" Xueyue was at a loss for her words.

"really. I'm a world-famous ascetic."

"Petapa pervert. So take responsibility for what you do." Xueyue still did not give up and ignored the old man's ridiculous manner.

"You've interrupted my pleasure, rancid boy! So why should I be responsible?! Move aside." Bai Jierui brushed off Xueyue's hand that was still holding back her cloth.

"Happy? What pleasure do you mean?! When I just saw you peeking in the hole you made in the wooden wall of the girls' bath in there!" innocent Xueyue murmured with her innocent face.

"Yeahahhhh....!!"

"Aaaaaaa.... My paradise! You! Idiot, ... Because of you my pleasure disappears and ends!" Bai Jierui screamed hysterically with a heart of pain as he watched the girls inside the bath escape one by one away from the bathhouse.

"Basar old bangka pervert!" cibir Xueyue looked down at Bai Jierui.

"Boo-doh! I'm not the pervert you think I am, you rancid boy! I peeked with the intention of seeking inspiration!" Bai Jierui avoided losing.

"Based liar! Where does anyone find inspiration by seeing women shower?!" Xueyue again scoffed. "What's more important now, how are you going to take responsibility with my crumbling body because of you, perverted old man?!" xueyue's breath gasping stared fiercely at Jierui full of hostility.

"I don't care! Haha...." Bai Jierui suddenly flew up onto the roof and jumped up and down from one roof to another like a frog.

Shen Xueyue opened her lips cengo for a while, "Aiisshh.. Although he's perverted, but he's really cool. Oye! Bawdy Old Man! Wait!"

Soon Xueyue chased after the old man and did not want to give up. Seeing how Shen Xueyue continued to chase after the old man, Song Shi Hua could not help but sigh in frustration. The Shi Wei. Try to look at her beside Shi Hua who was also unwilling to stop laughing due to Xueyue's silly stomach-shuffling manner.

"Haha... Shen Xueyue was truly a unique magical girl. Holy hooch! Stomach, hahaha..." Even though Shi Hua tried to mourn Shi Wei, it still remained unyielding.

Shen Xueyue ran around the village and continued to call Bai Jierui 'the perverted old man' many times. Looking to the left right but had not yet found the shadow of the old man. Until a slap and a hysterical scream a woman caught her attention to look towards a teahouse. It was a woman who scolded a striped-nose man who had been insolent towards her.

When Xueyue heard a familiar voice, she immediately approached.

It was then that Bai Jierui who disguised himself as being younger came out following a young woman with quite impressive breasts. Shen Xueyue was still in shock at her place when suddenly Bai Jierui tried to apologize but instead added more fuel by saying the reason why she had perverted the woman. And..

THE PLAAAKK!!

Two slaps she got complete on both sides of her cheeks. Xueyue even grimaced throwing her face away as the old man got a slap. He muttered, "A very, very shameful manhood."

"Hoy, perverted old man. Aren't you kapok always doing things like that?!"

"You're Sstt... Oye! Don't call me perverted old man, that perverted old man so many times in your loud voice in public places, rancid boy! I have a name!" bai Jierui whispered.

"You're really noisy!"

"Hey!" Suddenly Xueyue's body was lifted with one hand by Bai Jierui before she was put in a large wooden box and covered with stones as her ballast.

"Shut up here for a while and don't do anything!" gerutu Bai Jierui's.

"Hey! Oye! Get me out of here, perverted old man! Hey!" Bai Jierui simply passed by with a satisfied laugh echoing along the way.

"Yue'er.." Shi Hua's heart stopped beating when he saw Xueyue put in a wooden box that was used to fill water. Does the box contain water? He only wished that the box had no water.

Shi Wei was truly in a stomachache. He could not bear it and soon passed from his hiding place. Seeing Xueyue's silly and foolish behavior, she couldn't guarantee her stomach wouldn't cramp for another week.

Shi Hua still survived. He was about to help when suddenly the box closed and Xueyue managed to get out. "Good, Yue'er." Shi Hua shook his head inexhaustibly, and he couldn't help but laugh softly at Xueyue's ridiculous mannerism that was enough to shock him. He could have come, but for now he could not act rashly.

Bai Jierui was resting under an apricot tree. He took a sip of the cigar and emitted thick smoke from the cigar. He sighed with a heavy breath while staring at the sky with his brain depressed due to stress. Bai Jierui only wanted a romantic encounter with a plump-chested woman, but it was precisely the misfortune he had gotten. As he gazed at the moving clouds, a dirty thought flared up and began to imagine the shape of the clouds in the sky that shaped the body of a large-breasted young lady.

The perverted rascals came back from him when the shadow flashed. But his daydreams collapsed instantly when Xueyue again managed to find him.

"What do you want?" whining, frustration.

"I want you to be my teacher."

"What?"

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