Cinta Bujang Lapuk (Doni Alexander)
How to Refuse

"What do I need to do now?" Doni was confused as to what to do to those who signed up.

So many are interested in becoming a prospective boyfriend of Doni Alexander. Starting from among small children, adults, mateng, until half mateng was there.

"Om stay seated, stay in place, let me and Leo manage everything. Don't you think, Le?" amel asked for Leo's approval.

Leo who was standing next to Doni nodded. "Yes, Boss. We're going to run tests to select them. You just have to prepare yourself and bide your time!"

"As much as you! I was really dizzy if I had to choose from the many women who signed up," replied Doni gave everything to the two people.

"And you, Mel. Don't regret any of this." Doni's sharp lyrics make Amel down on his nerves.

Doni opened his laptop checking every report that came in. His face looked tired and thought seriously. One hand is folded and the other holds the forehead.

Sometimes he sipped a capuccino and put it back to his left side.

Amel and Leo sat on the couch looking for anyone they thought was suitable for selection. They are serious about doing their respective tasks.

"Leo, it looks like it's a good fit for Om Doni. This too, and this, and this." Amel shows one by one women who he thinks are suitable for Doni.

Leo looked at Amel's choice. "Your choice is pretty good too, and it's my choice." Leo also does not lose showing which women will be included in the next selection list.

"Ok, we've got what we think is suitable, and in total all about 25 people who entered the criteria for Om Doni," said Amel patting his palms.

"What's the next plan?" leo looked at Amel.

Amel looked at Leo and his eyes coded towards Doni.

"I understand" said Leo as if understanding the meaning of the code Amel gave.

"Boss, what kind of girl should your partner be?" leo asked Amel and Amel nodded that Leo apparently knew what he was trying to say.

"Women who will be my partner must be beautiful, smart, diligent worship, can cook, can wash dishes, can wash clothes, can mopel, can take care of children, can be tile, can fix taps, can fix taps, anyway independent," replied Doni ngasal still pokus to his laptop.

Amel hokcay (molohok bari ngacay) Leo is the same. The two exchanged lyrics, Amel to wipe his mouth rough with his hands and justify his glasses.

"Seriously, Om?"

"Seriously, the time of lies. If I lie my nose will be long" he replied.

"Boss, you want to find a partner or want to find babu? many real requirements," said Leo wrote one of the conditions to be his boss candidate in the notebook.

"Pair candidates can, work partners can, pambantu can, all-rounders can also," replied Doni cuek typing keyboard keys on his laptop.

Amel scratched his head to hear the type of woman who would become his Tantenya. "Any bin is real," inwardly.

"Well, now you have to meet one of them!" said Leo had prepared one woman to start in the Doni selection.

Doni turned, "Now?"

"Yes, Boss. Future of the year, aging dong loe his, boss."

"Hoo,uh. It has become a weathered bachelor, no practices, a little older again," said Amel plain nodding to add Leo's speech.

Plugs...

One fist of paper floated into Amel's head and the culprit was Doni himself. "If you say not in the filter first, I am a weathered bachelor to keep the honor and keep myself so as not to damage women, understand a child? anyways I'm single because I'm waiting for you who never return my feelings." said Doni increasingly make Amel pinch.

******

Doni has arrived at the park where the first meeting with his prospective partner. "Why in the park anyway?" ask Doni wonder.

"Come, spirit boss!" leo said encouragingly.

Doni whipped, actually he did it. But all for the sake of awakening Amel's feelings.

Doni looked back, Amel and Leo gave their thumbs up.

Amel and Leo wait behind the flower plant to make sure Doni. Both are so curious to see how Doni selects the candidates.

Doni was already seated and his position was turned back against the stalkers. He looked back and as the two were busy talking, Doni immediately put on his big toothpick on his left cheek and put on a mask and sunglasses.

The woman in question came. "Excuse me, Doni, will you?" sapanya and Doni nodded.

The woman was so excited, she sat down near Doni. "I finally got to meet Doni Alexander. I know, I'm Sasa the prettiest kid in his family."

"What is your goal in this search for a mate?"

"I want to be Doni's mistress, dong."

"So you know what Doni's face is? it could be someone else's face while the real face is ugly. I'm rich but my face isn't as handsome as the one in the photo, miss."

"I know and I'm sure the photos are in the original announcement. The originals must be handsome and rich" replied the woman mesem-mesem.

"You sure? Photos can lie to the public."

"Related, I'll be willing to accept it."

"Alright, because this is my real face." Doni opened his mask and sunglasses.

Sasa jumped in shock until strayed back. "Ohamaaak...! Ugly this time you..!" he said shudder in horror at the tompel and Doni's teeth.

Doni smiled displaying his yellow-colored teeth. "This is me, this is my real face. If you want let's go out!"

Sasa stood up immediately. "How did you trick us into using the app and Filter?" Doni nods.

"IIhhhh, amit-amit jabang my baby is dating you. Where do I put my face. Ogahh. I don't want to marry you ugly face like you!" he left Doni.

Doni was already smiling, the plan worked. "Hahaha it's good for me to work, lazy this time," he laughed. He immediately removed his teeth and the tompel put them in his pants pocket.

Amel and Leo are both confused. "Leo, why did the woman say that Om was ugly?"

"Where do I know, Mel. And strangely the woman doesn't want to be the boss?"

Both of them stood showing themselves from their hiding place to approach Doni who was bowed listlessly. Doni stared at his lesbian face.

"The first candidate failed" said Doni sad even though in a happy heart.

"Switch, Om. There are 24 more candidates. There are still many stocks, do not worry, fail one just look for more," said Amel patted Doni's shoulder when his heart was happy.

"Yes, Boss. Now we go to the second player."

"Huh, right now?" Doni thinks there's only one, but there's more.

"Yes, Om. One day two to three candidates for selection."

Doni breathed his breath out violently. "What else can I do to make them refuse?" inner Doni thought.

Seriate....