Evil Strategies
chapter 29

Chapter 29

Shen Qingqiu said: "Do you remember the rare type, it only appears once a thousand years the type of organism you created?"

"……" Shang Qinghua fell silent: "Your range is too broad. The types of things I made amounted to eight hundred if not thousands, okay. ”

You know for yourself too!

Shen Qingqiu sighed, and said five words next to her ear.

Shang Qinghua heard him and was frightened. A moment later, the gaze with which he looked at Shen Qingqiu was much more profound.

Shen Qingqiu: "...... Why are you looking at me?"

"Nothing . "Shang Qinghua said:" It's just that I feel like you're my loyal reader. You can actually dig from a corner somewhere creations that I forgot and lost a long time ago. I feel a little overwhelmed. ”

"……" Shen Qingqiu said: "Tomorrow, come with me for the journey down the mountain to its origin to find it. ”

Shang Qinghua: "Tomorrow? This .... isn't this a little rushed? "She stuttered:" Actually, I. The entire text includes nearly twenty million words and is mentioned in only one instance. Let me think about it slowly, then I will tell you. ”

Shen Qingqiu said very sincerely: "Then we will wait until Luo Binghe kills back, accepts Mo Beijun as a follower, kills me, and kills you. It won't be too late for you to remember. ”

Shang Qinghua. I will remember it tomorrow! "

By the way, at An Ding Peak, Peak Lord did not have to take care of trivial matters such as room allocation or uniform adjustment for various new disciples.

Shang Qinghua came back and thought bitterly all night, destroying her brain like overturning seas and rivers [1] until finally, in the darkness before dawn, she was illuminated and surrounded a place on the map.

Looking at the map, Shen Qingqiu slapped the table and they directly descended the mountain. Eat and drink part of the road, play and have fun part of the road, defend against attacks part of the road, and travel by train part of the road. It should be a lot of fun.

There is one very small and unpleasant exception. Shang Qinghua sat in the driver seat of the carriage and groaned.

“Why do people pay for all my food and accommodation? Why is the person sitting here and driving the carriage also me? ”

From inside the carriage, Shen Qingqiu said: "Are you not ashamed of yourself? These funds were given by the Sect Chief's senior brother as a public expenditure. You just take the money out of the bag on your waist. ”

Thinking of how earnestly Yue Qingyuan looked at him right before they left, Shang Qinghua felt sad for herself.

What would you call, "Smartial Brother Shang, I must give Qingqiu for your treatment during the pleasure journey. He has poison in his body, so please take care of him. ”

You even called him very familiar! [2] Only in that place did he cultivate it when he was a child some distance away, or he actually became a toy horse! [3]

Compared to these inner disciples that were carefully cultivated by the Peak God, the ascending outer disciples simply did not have any human rights.

That's why logistics really has no future.

As a writer, he originally wanted to bury his life to form Shang Qinghua into a very base person, but the Great Plane of Gods Towards the Heavens finally realized the pain of his character role.

Shang Qinghua said: "You have hands and feet, why don't you!"

Shen Qingqiu felt the carriage slam forward and Shang Qinghua reined in the horse after. He lifted the curtain and said carefully, "What's wrong?"

The horse carriage was traveling through the dense forest.

Amidst the ancient trees soaring towards the sky and the many fallen leaves, the sunlight was blocked by layer upon layer of leaves. Even light spots are hard to see.

Shen Qingqiu saw nothing happen, but still did not loosen her guard. He said: "What did you say?"

Shang Qinghua was still startled and her spirit had yet to recover: "Before, I saw a woman crawling on the ground like a snake! If the carriage did not stop, it would instantly crumble! "

Sounds a little weird. “It's really worth the strangulation. ”

The atmosphere was silent in the forest, and nothing strange yet. Shen Qingqiu did not dare to take matters lightly. He did not return to sit in the carriage and instead sat down with Shang Qinghua in the driver's seat, one hand holding the sword seal [4] while quietly observing the surroundings. With his other hand, he reached into the snack bag and took out a bundle of melon seeds. He pushed them to Shang Qinghua: "Hush, go inside. Chew on melon seeds and play. ”[5]

Shang Qinghua's ability in commanding people about and doing odd jobs was feasible, but when brought to fight against supernatural things was not really useful. Knowing his own level like that, he honestly and obediently took over the melon seeds and started breaking them. With each step of the horse carriage advancing, it gnawed one step.

So, after the time it took to burn an incense stick [6], they finally.

Two people silently looked at the familiar melon seeds on the ground.

Shang Qinghua said: "Mm, there is no need to doubt. Longgu fragrant melon seeds in the Cang Qiong Mountain sect are cooked red on the outside and golden yellow on the inside. It was definitely the pile I had bitten before. ”

Shen Qingqiu: "I know peddling melon seeds is one of your An Ding Peak side businesses. Enough . ”

Then, question. How did they get back to their original position?

The two people looked at each other.

Gui da qiang [7], a traditional and classic scenario, was now placed in front of them.

Shang Qinghua thought of the folk method: "Why don't we try to use the boys' urine and wet the horse's eyes with it?"

Shen Qingqiu said. Why throw excretion in his eyes? Also, on this wild and remote mountain, where do you want me to go looking for a boy's urine? ”

As soon as these words were spoken, he discovered that Shang Qinghua was paying close attention to him.

Shen Qingqiu: "What did you see me about? Me, myself ... Let's not talk about it for now. Shen Qingqiu's original character is a high and sublime outward appearance as well as inner destruction, lasting all day about harmony until she is burned with it but doing clandestine affairs with the teenager. Young people can look for chickens, but do you think I'm still a boy? ”

Actually, Shang Qinghua's character seemed to be right.

Shen Qingqiu's brows furrowed for a moment, then she slapped her thigh.

He turned around and got into the carriage. Suddenly, he heard Shang Qinghua who was still outside crying like a ghost and howling like a wolf.

Shen Qingqiu took what she found and came out, shouting, "What's wrong?"

Shang Qinghua was so frightened that she spoke without proper punctuation: "As soon as you go inside, I feel something hairy around my neck as soon as I lift my head. I saw there was a bundle of hair behind the hair it was a big white face that I didn't see it was obviously making love! "

Shen Qingqiu raised her head. Naturally, he saw nothing. In his heart, he thought it didn't matter what this thing was. It was smart enough and knew to pinch the soft persimmon [8], only daring to play around with the gentler-looking Shang Qinghua and not daring to provoke him.

He patted her on the shoulder again, “No matter how horrible it was, it was still something you wrote. What are you afraid of!"

Shen Qingqiu opened her palm. What he took was a map.

Shang Qinghua said: "Big brother, I think you are so strong that you can find a map to understand this Bailu Forest [9], but look at it clearly. This is a land map. The entire continent is at the top. Even if the Bailu Forest was there, it would only be the size of a dot. You won't be able to find your way while holding it. ”

Shen Qingqiu said: "Find yourself, this place. ”

He pointed to the bottom of the map.

The Cang Qiong Mountain Sect was to the east, Tian Yi Ignoring was close to the center, and towards the south, it was the territory of Huan Hua Palace.

The place occupied by Bailu Forest is only on the border of Huan Hua Palace site.

Shang Qinghua suddenly realized: “Huan Hua Palace also drew Bailu Forest as part of its territory? So what we enter is not gui da qiang, we have already entered their protective formation? ”

Each great sect had its own formation to prevent various unscrupulous people from causing trouble. For example, Ascending Staircase Heaven Cang Qiong – if you are a human who does not know the way, you will climb yourself half dead on more than 13,000 stairs, I can't reach the top forever. You can only wait for the guard disciple to send you.

Trapped here without anyone guiding them, they could only go around in circles in the same place.

Shen Qingqiu knocked on the door: System? You there?'

He stopped . No reply . He tapped again: “Didn't you say you will provide 24/7 hours service? If you don't come out, I'll give you a bad review! "

System: 【Halo, the system has entered hibernation mode. There are currently only automated services. If you need a Service, please help yourself. 】

Shen Qingqiu: '...... What, hibernating?'

He suddenly remembered that the system really didn't give him a B point score and other types of odd scores lately.

You have already made my ball very sick in this version, whether the next version will directly destroy my ball – wrong, the main point is it looks like Luo Binghe is still the main source of energy!

Shen Qingqiu would proceed with further questions, when she discovered this kind of service only gave these two sentences.

What kind of strange automatic service, isn't this the same as QQ automatic response [10]? Aren't you embarrassed to add two 'self-service' words up front!

Shen Qingqiu hit Shang Qinghua: "Look at your family's system, see if it's still online?"

Shang Qinghua blinked, then after a while: “Said to be in maintenance. ”

So Luo Binghe was actually not a resource for just one system! Once he fell offline, all systems followed him! What a big murder!

It is serious, but it is also not that serious, except that Luo Binghe is unable to cultivate several levels in hell and earn B points. Thinking about it, it was pretty good. If he could not earn points, then they would not meet. As if there were no taboos and nothing was forbidden!

Shen Qingqiu comforted herself in this manner when suddenly, the bush moved.

Shen Qingqiu struck out with a ringing sound, shouting: "Get out!" From his waist, Xiu Ya's sword came out from its sheath, following the order of the sword seal formed by Shen Qingqiu's hand. It spun and slashed, but it was like a fish, hiding in the bushes like a slippery loach. Not one of the hundred pricks filled their mark.

Suddenly, before Shen Qingqiu's eyes, an extremely sharp light flashed. The shout screamed out loud, quickly slamming back a few feet. The bush had been hacked into pieces here and there and could not hide anything. The funny thing had long since escaped, and there was no more movement.

Didn't he just make big steps? It seemed that it only reflected the value of the instantaneous light.

Shang Qinghua took advantage to come: "Could it be fear of light?"

Shen Qingqiu: "Fuck, it really is a female ghost!"

The two were about to discuss when suddenly, the faint sound of footsteps was carried away. This guy's technique is great. If not for Shen Qingqiu's cultivation not being bad, then she would almost never have heard of it. From within the depths of the forest, a young man dressed in white was revealed.

The young man had originally stretched out his sword from its scabbard, his entire face wary. But after he saw them clearly, his face changed and he hurriedly drew his sword.

"This junior is investigating the changes in the surroundings and specifically rushed here, but had no idea it was Immortal Master Shen and Immortal Master Shang here, which is the Nascent Soul stage. ”

Shen Qingqiu looked at him quite handsome, only with slightly green eyes with experience. He politely said: "And this young hero?"

The young man's feet slipped.

Shang Qinghua spoke next to her ear in a low voice: ". You really don't remember someone's face or give them a face. This Gongyi Xiao. ”

Gongyi Xiao was a little depressed. Even though he was chased out of the gold leaderboard by Luo Binghe, he still finished second and had an excellent score. Moreover, he had previously been considered as the person with the highest chance of earning an award, and met many high-level leaders in various events together with the old Palace Lord. For Shen Qingqiu to not recognize him was completely unexpected for her.

Shen Qingqiu: "What a young hero. ”

Gongyi Xiao said, “I dare not. In order for these two Peak Leaders to come to the border of Huan Hua Palace, why didn't you send a notice in advance? We've really put off your parents and given you a hard time. ”

It actually treated the Bailu Forest as their territory.

Shen Qingqiu said: "We have no plans to pay homage to Huan Hua Palace; we have only come to face the situation in Bailu Forest. ”

Empty, Gongyi Xiao was about to ask them what the situation was. But his brain moved fast and he remained silent.

Shen Qingqiu had previously suggested that she had come to Bailu Forest to deal with the matter, but did not clearly state her goal. No need for further discussion. No matter how curious, he did not dare to arbitrarily ask the elders a question. After all, he was the First Disciple of the old Palace King for so many years and it was impossible to become a ky [11]. It was too inappropriate for someone from the younger generation to directly ask about the elder's thoughts.

Consider the situation from another point of view: what if they wanted to find out why there were suddenly two Cang Qiong Mountain Peak Sovereigns here and sneaked around the borders of their territory and what were their plans? What if they feel that 'if it's standing in my backyard, then of course it belongs to my house' and 'if it's standing on my fence, then it's also one of my house' stuff'? The logic is that simple.

Shen Qingqiu originally wanted to say a few words and send him away. However, Gongyi Xiao hesitated for a moment: "What will the elders do, this junior will not guess but please ask them for help. ”

Shen Qingqiu's face smiled faintly and her lips barely moved. With a low, he muttered, “Why don't we take him, he can fight the enemy. ”

The one who could not fight the enemy, Shang Qinghua also muttered, "What if he does not let us take the Sun and Moon Dew Flower Seed [12], then what do we do?"

Shen Qingqiu was extremely shameless: "Are you stupid? When the time comes, just take it and go. He could not use the power to take it back. Returning to his old master to report was something that should be dealt with later. At that time, we just need to stand up early, pat the trousers and leave. What are we waiting for them? "

Shang Qinghua: "What if the two sects are hostile to each other?"

"You call this scary little problem hostile? Moreover, the Sun And Moon Dew Flower Seed was a savior. Your old life or political relationships, which one do you choose? ”

Shang Qinghua unhesitatingly said: "Take it and go!"

Shen Qingqiu lifted her head and firmly said to Gongyi Xiao: "Let's go!"

As a result, the hard work of driving is left to the younger generation.

While controlling the control, he curiously asked, “ Elder Shen, this junior has a problem that he cannot solve. ”

Shen Qingqiu: "Please speak. ”

Gongyi Xiao said: "According to the cultivation strength of the Elder, breaking through my sect formation will not even take time and will also be achieved without us knowing why. Why did it produce such a huge fluctuation of spiritual power? ”

Uhuk uhuk . The reason is very simple. It's like memorizing your formula completely thoroughly, but not necessarily solving the problem.

Shen Qingqiu spoke half honestly and half incorrectly: "That fluctuation doesn't happen when the formation breaks down. It was generated when facing a strange monster. ”

Gongyi Xiao was stunned for a moment: "Weird monster?"

Shen Qingqiu said: "Actually, it's hard to tell if it's a monster, but its appearance looks evil and unlike normal humans. ”

Gongyi Xiao said: “Near Bailu Forest, there are signs of human smoke within ten li. There was never anything about a monster invasion. There were not even tigers and wild beasts. ”

Shen Qingqiu said solemnly, "Then what is it? Loose hair was scattered all over, skeletal bones all over the place, and even the face was swollen like a hungry corpse. ”

Gongyi Xiao sincerely said: "Whatever it is, it would be better if it never showed up again. If it appears, there is no need to bother the elders to move your hands. Enough for this junior to handle it. ”

The respect in these words is not wrong. Although he did not have much understanding towards this Elder Xiu Ya Sword, only after seeing his face once from afar before, did he, he had participated in the Immortal Alliance Conference and Shen Qingqiu's own direct disciple had surpassed him and snatched the first place ranked board. He also saved not a few disciples of Huan Hua Palace and, honestly, was truly worthy of respect.

Shen Qingqiu saw that her attitude matched the occasion, not lacking in the humility she should have, and also that her appearance was the same as that of Luo Binghe. It belonged to the warm and soulful kind, its face and handsome smile, making it difficult to make others feel displeased.

Of course, he did not notice at all that this kind of feeling could be described with one sentence: Love the house and the crow. [13]

He only complained: Luo Binghe, ah, Luo Binghe. Today and times, walking east and west, it was all because he was afraid of Luo Binghe!

—End Chapter 29—

[1] Like overturning seas and rivers: This is a saying that means 'extraordinary' or 'destroying the earth. “So it just reveals how hard he thinks. LOL.

[2] .. Call him very familiar: You don't see this in English, but in Chinese, you get suffixes and specific address terms to indicate familiarity with someone. To the sect head, Yue Qingyuan called Shen Qingqiu very informally – using only her first name 'Qingqiu. 'These two characters (meaning the original Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan) have background stories that you will learn later.* wink *

[3] Horse toy: Literally 'bamboo horse,' but refers to the toy, it, You see a lot that is basically a stick with a horse head in front of which you are stepping while pretending to be riding a real horse. Shang Qinghua's point (extended in the next paragraph or so) was that a normal person who entered a sect like him did not appreciate and worked hard.

[4] One hand holding the sword seal: I think I may have mentioned this before, but it never hurts to recapitulate. When we talk about 'seals' made by hand, it refers to the – hand pose somewhat like how you saw Naruto move through different hand seals to create a kage-bunshin clone / his shadow.

[5] "Hush, go inside ...": It pisses me off. Hopefully I understand this in English, but the words Shen Qingqiu uses are right for what you hear from the parents who tell their child. The term guai in Chinese literally means 'obedient /behaving' or 'compliant. 'Methinks Shen Qingqiu was too used to being a shifu to talk to a group of small bread disciples. There is no dignity for the writer. Dignity of the author of RIP.

[6] The time it takes to burn an incense stick: This is an old way of measuring time. This is a short period of time ranging from 5-30 minutes.

[7] Gui da qiang ( ⁇ ⁇ ): Ghosts that hit the wall literally. 'This refers to the phenomenon of walking in circles (TY readerz, you saved my bum on this one)

[8] Gentle pinch of persimmon: A saying that means bluffing the weak. Poor writers never get a break. LOL.

[9] Bailu Forest ( ⁇ ): Literally bai (white/clear/empty) lu (road) lin (forest).

[10] QQ: QQ automatic response is a popular messenger platform in China. It's like WeChat.

[11] KY: Abbreviation of Japanese term ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ (kuuki ga yomenai), meaning someone who cannot read the atmosphere. So in the context of this sentence, Shen Qingqiu meant that Gongyi Xiao was someone who could read the atmosphere.

[12] Sun And Moon Dew Flower Seed ( ⁇ ⁇ ): I'm not kidding, this is the name of this strange plant. Pinyin is ri yue lu hua zhi.

[13] Love the house and the crow ( ⁇ ): An English equivalent of 'love me, love an my dog. "I love everything about someone, even the bad things