Hate Is Love's
Gutak Gitek's

The day that Zar had been waiting for finally arrived as well. After being overtaken at a sharp corner by Daffa and preceded at the finish line by Aidan, it was finally his turn to the man known as the firecracker to make a sacred promise with the woman he loved so much, Renata.

Looks like Zar should thank Naima who was a little slow finishing Shifa's wedding dress. That way Arya did not manage to overtake him. Although that is not the only reason Arya gave up Zar's marriage first. One of the important factors that made the man get married a week after Zar, was the penghulu who will marry.

Since last night, Zar has been preparing to face the attack of Rahman Surahman. Do not let him fall and be mocked by the ruler. Although he did not know what ammunition Rahman had prepared to bombard him. Clearly, he would fight to the point of ultimate shame.

One of the water parks owned by Kenan company has been booked a full day to hold Zar's wedding with Renata. The marriage ceremony was held in a park near the swimming pool. The area is quite spacious, and has been conjured in such a way by the L’amour team to be so beautiful. The table is placed under a shady tree. A few meters behind the akad table, there are already arranged seats for families to watch the sacred event.

Not far from the park, there is a small room. There Renata accompanied by Sundari's mother and also Nara, sat waiting until the kabul ijab was completed. A makeup artist is also there to tidy up the appearance of the bride who looks beautiful in a white bone kebaya muslim.

Meanwhile, near the location of the contract, Zar is ready to be encapsulated with matching colors. Along with him also came his cousin and best friend. Several times the man drew and exhaled a long breath, in order to calm his feelings. His heart was beating faster than usual. Looking forward to the moment of uniting himself together with Renata.

His head turned as soon as he heard Kenzie's voice welcoming the arrival of the man who was about to marry himself. Apparently the man whose full name is Rahman Badarudin Surahman walked towards the dead table. Some know him by the name of Rahman, some also call him Badr. The fifty-year-old man came wearing a batik shirt and a kopeah that covered his head.

Judging from his face, actually Rahman Badarudin Surahman is like a calm and not talkative man. But according to the news heard, the man was always able to make the bride-to-be he would marry died of lice. And this was answered through the marriage of Stella and Vanila phenomenal. The penghulu successfully embarrassed the couple's bride-to-body.

Together with Irzal, Arya and Rakan, Zar welcomes the arrival of Rahman or Badr. The three men greeted Rahman one by one. And it turns out Rahman recognized Friend. The man who managed to be made to redden his face during the marriage contract first.

“Eh this is a friend who got married a few months ago, right?” ask Rahman.

“Iya, sir. Still remember with me apparently.”

“My impression is pretty sharp. How's the bird doing? Still like to eat apem?”

Rahman's frontal question because it makes Rakan's face reddened again. Not far from there, Tamar appears to be hiding. He did not want to go directly to Rahman. And it turns out what she was afraid of happened. The friend was embarrassed by the man.

“Not done anymore, sir. It's opium. Once did not eat apem, not afdol kanya,” Zar chirps.

What the bride-to-be said the more successful make your face blush. Laughter is heard from all those near Rakan, including Rahman. The man then looked at Zar. Apparently, her groom-to-be now has a mouth that is no less lemes than her. Looks like it's gonna be a prank fight with that guy.

“This is the groom? Not nervous, right?”

“In Shaa Allah, no sir. I am ready to be born inwardly, the world of the afterlife,” replied Zar steady.

“Quiet aja, sir. This would-be mantennya has a steel mentality plus a slam firecracker mouth, hahaha.” Arya continued.

Kenzie immediately asks Rahman to the prepared table. If not divorced, then the conversation between the ruler and the groom-to-be and his minions will continue. Zar sat in front of Rahman who was checking the readiness of the documents of the bride and groom. To his left and right, Farel had been a witness on Renata's side, and Fathan was a witness on Zar's side.

“The bride's name is Renata Andriana, right?”

“Betul, sir.”

“Renata is already orphaned and no relatives will marry, so I will be his guardian.”

Rahman's words were again answered with a nod of approval, either by Kenzie, Farel or Fathan. Then the man checked the grooms' completeness files. He matched Zar's face to the 3x4 size photo he had in his file.

“Complete name Abidzar Danendra Hikmat, right?”

“Betul, sir,” replied Zar steady.

“What's the call?”

“Zar.”

“Kirain ****,” reply Rahman relax.

“Bhuahahaha... first attack of ajib,” exclaimed Arya. Sontak Zar looks at Arya with a murderous gaze, which implies ‘lo actually supports me what is the pakpeng?’.

“Status virgin, right?”

“Bang bang.”

“Pake tongtong, no?”

“Pake sir. Still ori, never been down the engine and oil change.”

“Hahaha..”.

Rahman's laughter exploded at Zar's reply. It turns out that true, the groom-to-be this time was not easily intimidated by her. And it just makes him more excited to flirt.

“Usually if ori, still lack experience nih.”

“Quiet aja, sir. Experience can be obtained from anywhere, without practice.”

“Means see ahem-ehem movies often, yes. Come ngaku!”

Checkmate! Rahman's question this time could not be answered by Zar. If he said no, he would be lying. In fact, the man had seen twice a film that spoke little but worked a lot, two days before his wedding. All of course for the sake of smooth first night. If you say yes, put it where your face is. There were also fathers and uncles nearby.

“Tos ah. tong panic. We still understand each other,” Rahman blinked one eye.

The man was happy to have been able to make the position into an empty one. Zar looks annoyed at his cousins and friends who laugh at his suffering. Suddenly Rahman stood up from his seat.

“Before pickling akad, we better gymnastics first. To get rid of the nervousness of the groom-to-be. Do not let repetition occur when ijab kabul later. Come on stand, kang.”

“We want to do something, sir?”

“We gymnastics for a while, let afdol.”

“Bentar, sir. I want to take my cousin first. Ar.. And, come.”

Arya and Aidan were of course surprised to hear Zar's invitation. The two are forced to approach the groom-to-be, as Irzal and Rakan push their bodies. Rahman was ready in front of Zar as a gymnastics instructor.

“I can take them yes, sir. This is Arya, the bride-to-be too. She's getting married next week. This is Aidan, he got married three days ago, but hasn't been broken. The sawn is still flooded bhuahahaha.”

Aidan's eyes glared at hearing Zar with his lemes mouth opening his disgrace just like that. At first glance he looked at Adisty who lowered her head in embarrassment. Want it to feel Aidan covered Zar's mouth with cast cement.

“Wah. Come get ready.”

Everyone present was quite curious, what gymnastics would Rahman show. It appeared that the man was standing at the very front, behind him Zar, Arya and Aidan were standing in line. The man then stretched both his legs and slightly bent his knees. The three men behind him followed what he was doing. Rahman's hands were slightly raised parallel to the chest, with both hands clenched.

“Gutak gitek,” Rahman wiggles his butt to the right and left.

“Gual geol,” now his butt is rocked spinning.

The man did not continue his movement. He looked at the three men behind him. Rahman again says his spell and asks them to do what he does.

“Gutak.. gitek.. gual... geol... try that his butt rotated correctly,” Rahman pointed at Aidan.

Inevitably Aidan did as requested by the ruler. Rahman re-positioned himself in front and repeated the first move.

“Numpang-numpang. abi teh perjaka tongtong.”

When mentioning the word tongtong, Rahman stomped his hips forward twice. The three people in front of him followed what Rahman was doing, with a reddened face of course. Laughter sounds started to be heard around him.

“Police permit bade ngaliwat.”

Rahman moved one hand forward while opening his fist and then took two steps forward and turned and returned to his original position.

“Gutak.. gitek. gual... geol.. soul mate abi tos aya di dieu, sing dilancarken ngucapkeun ijab kabulna.”

For the second spell, they did the same move. Rahman then repeated both spells, but this time only allowed the three victims to make a move.

“Alhamdulillah gymnastics is done. Hopefully who wants to be committed, launched ijabnya. Who wants to marry until the day H. Who want to split duren no longer delayed.”

“Aamiin!!” tell the others in a loud voice.

“Pak, there is gymnastics for singles, no?” ask Zar.

“There. Hayu the single docked.”

With the spirit of four five, Arya and Zar attract Ervano, Farzan, Sam, Nalendra and Azzam who have just come. The rest ran away somewhere. But unexpectedly, Gilang, the youngest son of Kenan, willingly came forward and joined the others.

“Ngapain, lo? Still not old enough, back and forth.”

“Ck. Anyway I'm coming.”

Rahman arranged for six men who would participate in singles gymnastics into two classes, each containing three people. Farzan, Ervano and Nalendra on the front. Back, Sam, Azzam and Gilang. As usual, the leader was in front.

“Gutak.. gitek. gual.. geol. Let singles be able to make terlope-lope.”

The six men who were victims of Zar, followed Rahman's movements. Move his butt to the right and left, then turn it. Raising his hand, accompanied by two steps forward then turning around and returning to the original place. Rahman repeated the spell, and only the six men made a move.

“Alhmadulillah, single gymnastics finished. Hopefully you can get a soul mate soon. Don't forget, later my marriage is the predecessor.”

“Ogah,” exciting Ervano.

Laughter was heard immediately. Zar looks very happy. Although he could not reply to the ruler, at least he was not ashamed to be alone. Eight other victims were embarrassed. Rahman then invited Zar back to his seat. The marriage contract will begin soon.

“Before the contract starts, I want to give you a pantun for Zar.”

“Please, sir. I also have a pantun for mister.”

“Ke market buy gelatic bird. Buy ducks too, same feed. O sympathetic Zar akang. If you want to inject, first look at the hole.”

“Cakep!!” yell at the other.

“Bales, Zar,” Excite Irzal.

“Si dudu want to go for a walk. To the city of Solo if you want to buy a peep. If you buy a tile to Majalengka. O gentle pak penghulu. Can't be kepo can't stay. Akang Zar handsome to split watermelon.”

“Whoaaa mantuull,” exciting Arya.

The man's words were accompanied by another round of applause. Zar turned his head back, then returned a clap of hands with a wave of his hand. Rahman just smiled to see the unique behavior of the groom in front of him. But the man still had the ammunition to attack him.

“Good..we just start the deal.”

Rahman started putting on a serious face. He shook Zar's hand tightly. His eyes looked at Zar without blinking. Zar drew and exhaled a long breath. He nodded his head, sign ready.

“Brother Abidzar Danendra Hikmat. I marry and marry you to Renata's sister Andriana bintin Ahmad Jalaludin with a dowry a set of prayer tools and a set of jewelry weighing 50 grams, paid in cash!”

“I received the marriage and marriage of Renata Andriana bint Ahmad Jalaludin, with the dowry in cash!”

“How are the witnesses?”

“SAH!” farel and Fathan.

“SAAAAAHHHH!!” connect all who see the procession of ijab kabul.

“Alhamdulillah, legit!” Rahman.

“Thank God, Yes!! Yes!!” shouted Zar happily.

Kenzie just shook his head to see his son's magical behavior. I don't know whose genes are down in the firstborn. Not long after, Renata came accompanied by Sundari and Nara. The woman's face seemed to blush in embarrassment, looking at Zar who continued to stare at her without blinking. The handsome man who was sitting waiting for her, was now legally her husband.

Zar stood up to greet his wife. Before sitting down, he took out the velvet box that was on the table, then pinned the wedding ring on Renata's ring finger. Without looking at Zar, Renata took the remaining ring, then inserted it into her husband's ring finger. Then the woman kissed the back of Zar's hand. The man kissed Renata back on the forehead, then pulled the woman into his arms. Karuan just what do fishing cheers from who see, make Renata face blushing.

“EHEM!”

Deheman loudly Rahman made Zar let go of his embrace. He invited Renata to sit side by side with him. The two signed a marriage book.

“Pantes akang Zar is like a hot worm, can not wait for marriage neng Rena. Turns out the bride is beautiful yes,” Rahman's tease once they're done signing the marriage book.

“Do not have a crush, sir.”

“Eeh. mr mah just admires. Like neng Rena and all the women who are here are like fish in an aquarium. Can only be seen and admired its beauty, without being held let alone captured.”

“Hahaha.”

“Akang Zar. What makes me want to marry Rena?”

“Rena is beautiful, outside is also inside. She is a strong woman, and In Shea Allah will be a good companion for me in the future. I love you, Ren,” Zar kissed the back of Rena's hand.

“If neng Rena. What do you see from Zar?”

“Zar.. good men. He wants to accept my situation as it is. He's also the reason I survived to this day. Thank you, for loving me so much,” Renata look at Zar.

“Co cweet..” Rahman chirps.

The man gave time to the bride and groom to reveal their love and affection. Zar hugged Renata, giving her a kiss on the top of her head. Slowly the man took off his embrace, then wiped away the tears that had soaked his wife's cheeks. Everything there, along washed away with the mellow atmosphere created.

“Let the mood not mellow. I have a pantun for you. Ready, kang, neng?”

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Kira² what's the pantun? Zar can't bales?😂