Hello Nana!
When Married?

What do you think of when you hear the question "When to Get Married?"

A. Heartache to the point of wanting to hit his own head.

B. Smiling wryly while eating nuts.

C. Crying in the corner with a whim.

D. Craped and wanted to strangle the person who asked.

Yapp! I'm sure your answers are different. Everyone has different answers and perceptions depending on their needs. But for me, I will firmly choose answer D. Wh why? Because I often feel cocky when someone asks "When to Get Married?" "When Nyulus?" and such questions.

And if only law and religion hadn't prevented me from strangling those lemongrass-mouthed humans, I might have done it a long time ago until they didn't breathe.

I'm furious not playing, just because I'm almost a member of the "Thirty Club" aka the head of three aka thirty years and now I'm single, people so as if to throw the question "When to Get Married" .

Do they have no brains? If marriage can be done alone, I've done it before without them telling me to. Basic suck!.

Why do I have to rush to get married? What is afraid to hunt the apocalypse so that it cannot do essays and then incubate small creatures new inhabitants of the face of the earth.

Like those? Hey Bambang and Sukriyem, if you just think it's a pleasure you better undo your intention to get married. If you can't, then at least respect the unmarried singles.

Just trouble!

Jakarta, June 22, 2020

Setyana, the girl who was filled with the classic question "When to Get Married".

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Setyana Suwardi's. Commonly called Nana, a slightly stocky woman with brown eyes thick eyebrows, short hair, her cheeks bloated like a pinch cake, her lips tiny and her nose pointed and her chin taper like a hanging bee. He was 30 years less than five days old.

Speaking of his career, he was not very lucky. Because he had just got a PHK from the company that sheltered him for approximately three years working as a Development Staff. It is sad indeed in a pandemic situation like this, he must be affected as well.

It is more sad when he also bears the status of singles. No job, single anyway. Like the word has fallen down the stairs anyway. I don't know what she feels like now. Which obviously cannot be expressed in words.

The girl was single about two years ago. His singles status because he was dumped by someone who became his girlfriend since High School. The bad guy who managed to make Nana a little traumatized by the name of love.

At that time after returning from his office, Nana took the time to go to the coffee shop and intended to buy her lover coffee so that they could drink together when he arrived at his apartment.

But not yet had it happen, Nana caught her lover sitting in a relationship with a sexy woman wrapped in a skimpy dress typical of seductive women.

Her rival was extremely beautiful, even more beautiful than an angel. Maybe she's a crossbreed of Indonesian Heaven, so it can be as beautiful as that. How not, Nana's rival has a slender body with a large chest and hips, skin smooth like porcelain. Her lips are thick as Kilye Jenner's, her hair is straight and most importantly she's a fashionista.

The comparison of Nana and its rivals is indeed quite noticeable, such as the sky and crust of the earth or like the Sun and Pluto, aka Jauuuhhh.

It is only fitting that his lover turn away from him. No one can stand the hell with Nana, the fat girl who is super-bearded and omnipresent. However, that does not mean Nana must be thrown like garbage or trampled like weeds.

Nana loved her lover so much, she even planned her wedding at that time. But fate says otherwise, Nana has to break up with the only man she ever liked.

There was no other man besides Jonatan Lee, the burly man who had been her lover throughout Nana's life. Because of his love for Nana with her ex-lover, making Nana who is now a woman does not believe in love and men.

For Nana love and man are two things that make Nana headache, no doubt if now she chose to be single.

So everyone asks: 1."When married?"

"Are you alone?"

3."Don't want to start the first night?" and other similar questions, Nana so want to choke or block the mouth of the questioner.

And usually, Nana often gets such questions when she is attending her friend's wedding.

As now ...

The melodious sound of the wedding singer and the music that lent their way accompanied the roar of the steps of a bride and groom towards his reception.

Behind him are a few tiny legs as the little bridesmaids that follow herding brides with joy.

Not to forget, the beautiful flower petals are sprinkled by invited guests lined up on the edge when the bridal motorcade runs across the red carpet of guarantee delivery.

Apart from all that, Nana the single girl who is now in the flower sower's bersisan instead put on a grim and lazy face.

"Why do we have to come here all the time?" whispered to someone who claimed to be a close friend named Tania.

"This is our friend's wedding, when we're not here anyway?" reply Tania.

"Yes Samudra is indeed our friend, but try to see who the bride is. Hellena, the fastidious man and the song." Nana stared dislikefully at her bride.

"Hold on Na, hold on until it's done. We're not here solely in the name of Hellena but in the name of our friend, Samudra."

"But still. That chatter will definitely tease me later during the shaman session."

"Yaudah if so, we do not use the shaman session only. We're going straight out."

"Yes?"

Tania nodded in agreement. Then he again sprinkled the flowers on a pair of brides who were now passing through it.

Nana also sprinkled flowers again like what Tania is doing now. Actually he was a bit uncomfortable being there, let alone witnessing Hellena's happiness. Somehow Nana was really happy to see Hellena get married.

Because, Hellena is a former colleague of Nana who often mocked Nana because of her status is still unmarried and still single. Hellena often throws innuendo sentences at Nana subtly, but the intention is rotten and ultimately must drop Nana's pride.

Nana does not like Hellena, according to Nana the girl like Hellena is suitable to be a gossip presenter rather than a development staff. Nana increasingly dislikes Hellena especially when the girl likes to look for face in front of her boss. The two of them could never get along like dogs and cats, or like mice and cats.

A few minutes later, the motorcade was over. Now is the time for all the invited guests to greet and congratulate the couple who are standing in the guarantee. Unlike the other guests, Nana and Tania secretly sneak out instead.

But just a step they tried to escape secretly, suddenly the Ocean called Nana and Tania with a heavy voice. Just kontan, Nana and Tania stopped.

"Mana ... Tania ... "sudra's strangulation approached towards the two of them.

"What about? the Ocean calls us Tan." whispered Nana to Tania in a huff.

"Well, what else, not our fortune to escape"

"Where are you going? Why don't you give me congratulations or what?!" say Samudra after narrowing the distance with Nana and Tania.

Nana and Tania smiled sillyly and nudged each other's arms, leaving Ocean frowning in confusion.

"You guys why the hell? Where are you guys going?" samudra Further.

"Anu .. earlier the Tania said that she had to pee so she wanted to rush home." Ceplos Nana origin.

Tania immediately glared at Nana's face because it did not accept to be the reason for Nana's depression, but who wanted to go home was not her but Nana. "Why should I wear this alesan?" dumel Tania slowly.

"If you just want to go to the toilet, why not use the toilet here, why do you have to go home all the way?" samudra said unsuspectingly.

"Tania's not used to not using her own toilet, is she Tan?" Nana again nudges Tania to say yes.

"Huh? A .. a.i-iya I don't usually use a toilet that is not the toilet itself so I and Nana want to rush home. Hehe"

"Oh so .. but why rush? Do not eat first, only after that go home" said Samudra gave advice.

Nana bluntly returns her sentence "No need. Hehe"

Suddenly, the bride who came hoarding and messing with Nana's mood.

"Oh apparently there's Nana and Tania. Thank you for coming to our wedding" said Hellena pretended to be pretentious.

Nana turned her face to the other side, now that she was done. Because the people he deliberately avoided instead join hoarding now.

"Together Hellena, oh yes congratulations on the wedding as well" Tania thrust her hand at Hellena kindly. But Nana was reluctant to shake hands with Hellena so now she folds both arms in front of the chest.

"I'm so glad you guys came, I thought Nana wouldn't come for fear of baper. Haha" chirped Hellena.

Nana is only able to hiss annoyed, the girl named Hellena seems to be ready to tease him again this time.

"Oh yes Nana, when do you want to follow. Do not long ago loh .. later you become a spinster, .. you are now three heads. Haha" added Hellena interspersed with evil laughter.

"It was so sick when Hellena deliberately made a joke that made me go black. If only it wasn't Hellena's wedding or Hellena wasn't her bride, I might have stuffed her lemes. Maybe the girl was busy insinuating me about this party is her show. Damn it!!!" nana in her heart.

Seriate.