Hello Nana!
Finding the Prey
Half an hour passed, Nana was still busy surfing some of her social media, especially Facebook. The application was deliberately chosen, because Nana has never used it for a long time and some of her friends have also switched to twitter or instagram.
According to Nana, Facebook is the right application if you want to find prey that Nana can cooperate with. In addition to the number of users who are alay and imaging, there is also easier to chit-chat with new people.
"Where did Na find the victim?" tukas Tania curious.
Nana grinned with a grin. "There's some suitable candidates we're prey to."
"You're the one who sent the friend request or them, Na?"
"Hellooo .. of course the alay people who send friend request to my account. Time I sent. Not a level!" nana Congkak.
"What time?"
Nana turns her eyes towards Tania when she realizes that Tania does not believe that she is not level enough to send a friend request first to someone else. "So you don't believe me??? As long as you know yes .. I have almost a year never get a taste of FB me, and when I open again .. friend requestnya a lot where most of the adam all again. So where do I send friend request to the person who wants me to be the victim. They sent the friend request to me first."
"What time?" Tania still refused to believe what Nana said just now. The reason, Tania thought that everyone would think first if they wanted to ask for friendship with Nana in the sosmed. People will definitely choose the kinclong, clear, glowing, shinning, shimmering, splendid first if you want to ask for friendship with the opposite sex. Nana is far from that word.
"So you doubt me? See for yourself if you don't believe it!" Nana offers her phone that shows the homepage of Nana's facebook page, she wants to prove that she is not lying about the many friends requests that Nana asks to confirm.
"Yes how yes .. want to believe is also difficult. This heart never seems willing to believe in the same you who like to ngibul. Haha," Tania said lightly. "Part of yes .. I even thought you used fake profile photos, so many adam who asked for friendship to your account," added Tania.
Nana puckered her lips forward. Despite the real evidence, Tania refused to believe it. "Anyway as you. I never use a fake profile picture.Nih put up a fake profile photo is like fooling the public. Iyuuuh .. that is not in my dictionary. I'm not going to put up a fake profile picture, '" Nana speculated at length, while Tania was just a slight underestimate.
"Yes yes .. I believe," said Tania to end the disputes that are not useful.
"Yes should. Who else would believe me if not you." Nana
"Yes .. really bring your Na, now back to the original topic .. so which one you want to prey on," Tania said trying to relent in order to avoid further debate.
Tania deliberately gave up now, she was tired of fighting with Nana whose mouth was like a super-carry debator and always wanted to win by herself. The proof as much as Tania denied, still can never win against Nana who has the tagline 'Sultan mah sembalss'.
"Let's see it among these three! I deliberately chose the three of them as the best candidates from the hundreds of accounts that sent friend requests to me," Nana then thrust her phone back to Tania. "Which do you think is better suited for me to work with?" nana.
"The truth is this is Na" Tania suggested, pointing to an account called @HamingwayisHaHa.
"Why did you choose this one anyway? Do you not see .. from the name alone is alay. Must be alay too. His profile picture is also fake. I don't want this one ah .. afraid she'll use me" she shuddered in horror.
Tania sighed patiently. "So you asked for my advice, it's my turn to give advice .. You even protest and comment this is what, how the hell are you?!"
"But I don't want to be with that guy. He's too much of a fake," elak Nana.
"Our intention is also a fake Nana. Did you forget that you need a fake girlfriend instead of a real boyfriend?! So I think both are fake, what's wrong with us choosing him?"
Nana gave a plain grin and said, "yes too anyway, but—"
"Have found another one," Tania cut quickly. Tania was lazy to argue again, so she decided to skip the account called @HamingwayisHaHa before Nana commented at length plus width. After all, Tania knew that Nana had been long and convoluted, it was a sign that she was not with Tania's choice. "How about this one?" tania's proposal while pointing to a second account named @callmeSam
Nana shook her head while pursing her lips. "Do not that .. it is the same as the account @HamingwayisHaha .. is both alay and full of falsehood."
Tania could only pat her forehead resignedly without even commenting. Because it is useless he suggested to Nana that the edges of Nana have determined it themselves. Of the three accounts that Nana claimed the best candidate, until had to ask for Tania's opinion in choosing one of them, and Nana seemed to be confused to determine which one is the best of the three candidates, and Nana was confused, in fact Nana had already dropped her choice on the third candidate account.
"I like this one .. The account name is not alay, " continued Nana.
"If you like number three, then why did you ask my opinion to vote earlier? Why don't you just choose an account called Kevin Sanjaya that makes you prey.bAishh .. just troublesome!" dumel Tania is sebal.
"Ish .. I'm just testing you Tania, who knows your taste buds are as rich as mine. Hehe," Nana chuckled without feeling the slightest sin had played Tania earlier. Though Tania was already furious not playing want to strangle the neck of Nana if only law and religion does not prohibit killing people.
"Your taste is lowly Nana!" tania's toilet was flat and seemed to underestimate.
"Why are you talking about that anyway? My taste is good so the time is said to be low. You're weird!"
"You are strange .. it is clear that the account named Kevin Sanjaya uses a closed profile photo.. people deliberately want to show off the face if it is sosmed with the best photo, using the best photo, eeeh .. the account Kevin Sanjaya was covering his face with a mask. I'm sure he must be insecure with the same face that might be severe spotty. And stupid ... You chose him instead of an account called HamingwayisHaha or CallmeSam that clearly uses the original profile photo, and his face is not very ugly," said Tania with an honest tone as well as a nudge.
"Ish .. at least from the previous candidate, the account named Kevin Sanjaya does not use the name alay. So now I'm gonna accept his Facebook friend request."
"As much as you are" Tania resigned.
Tania sulked like a child, then she let Nana press the 'confirmation' button on her Facebook account to confirm Kevin Sanjaya's friend request.
Whether there is any wind, Nana seems to be convinced that the person who holds Kevin Sanjaya's Facebook account is the right person for Nana to work with is to be Nana's fake boyfriend. Nana believes one hundred percent also if the account is not alay accounts in general.
After confirming the Facebook account named Kevin Sanjaya, Nana immediately expressed her intention to invite the person to work together through the message feature to Kevin Sanjaya's inbox.
Here is the message of Nana's cooperation request to Kevin Sanjaya.
(Via Facebook messages)
Setyna,
To: Kevin Sanjaya's.
'Hallo! I'm Setyana, first of all I want to say thanks because you sent a friend request to my account. I'm not a random person nerima friend request so aja from a person I don't really know, but just as I saw your account ... with a lot of consideration I finally decided to accept you as one of the friends in cyberspace. But on the basis of it all, I'm actually interested in making sure you work together. If you don't mind, please reply to my message as soon as possible.'
Kevin Sanjaya's,
To: Setyana
'What cooperation? There's no reward?'
Setyna,
To: Kevin Sanjaya's.
'The cooperation is pretty easy. You're just pretending to be my girlfriend in front of my Oma. Later I will pay whatever you do, money problems are not a problem for me.'
Kevin Sanjaya's,
To: Setyana's.
'Ok, I agree. I also need money, just pretending to be a girlfriend is easy. About when can we face to face so we can talk about our cooperation further?'
Setyna,
To: Kevin Sanjaya's.
'What about tomorrow? It's so urgent that I need his help. Because Oma I only give a week to bring candidates in front of him, so I ask tomorrow if you don't mind. The sooner the better yes, so that I can give you instructions as to how and what will be in front of my Oma.'
Kevin Sanjaya's
To: Setyana's.
'Oh, no problem. I certainlyin place and time yes .. at Cafe XX, Central Jakarta. 1 O'clock in the afternoon. What do you think, Lo? Agree no?'
Setyana
To: Kevin Sanjaya's.
Okay deal. If so you send your Whatsapp number so I can easily contact you later.
Kevin Sanjaya's
To: Setyana
0812******* that's my Whatsapp number.
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It turned out that it was quite easy for Nana to invite an account called Kevin Sanjaya to be invited to work together in tricking Omanya Nana later. Nana gave a happy smile when she managed to find a way to avoid her match with a colleague's child or join the Omanya company.
With Nana bringing the candidate who was asked by Omanya earlier, then Nana is sure one hundred percent if she will not be urged again to get married soon.
Omanya indeed often urges Nana to get married, simply because Omanya is worried about Nana who is always mocked by her friends about her single status as well as her singles. Which granny's heart doesn't hurt if her granddaughter is made fun of like that?
Therefore, Omanya Nana ngebet want to immediately see Nana married or at least bring a candidate so that she can be a little relieved and able to silence the evil mouths that always judge Nana is not doing well, not sane, or even abnormal.
With Nana bringing in candidates, it means Nana has broken negative opinions that are often thrown from the mouth of her co-worker, one of them Hellena.
"May Oma not terrorize me with the classic question that makes my head migraine" Nana said.
Nana can be a little relieved after successfully finding the person who will be the prey later. Nana was tired of being terrorized by those folk questions. 30% of simple questions contain prayer, the remaining 70% are hardline innuendos. 'When to marry?'.
Seriate.