Li Xiang the Immortal
11 - Climbing a Tree

"What did you say?!" Xiao Xing Fu was about to hit Li Xiang. However, Li Xiang held back his hand.

"You can't hit me, blwee." Li Xiang stuck out his tongue at Xiao Xing Fu, as if mocking him.

Xiao Xing Fu grimaced in pain as his wrist was still in pain. He also pulled his hand from Li Xiang's grasp, "Sshhh.."

"We'll just treat your red wound first." Said Li Xiang as he climbed to the edge of the lake. He also pulled Xiao Xing Fu's hand so that the child also went upstairs.

"I can do it myself!" Xiao Xing Fu released Li Xiang's hand from him. After that, it rises above ground level.

"Huh, it's up to you. Let's go back soon."

***

"Sshhh.. look! My hands are turning blue now! I think my bones will soon be broken." Xiao Xing Fu said as his wrist was bandaged by Li Xiang after applying the ointment.

"Huh, it's your own fault. You shouldn't have strangled my neck." Said Li Xiang casually.

"What if I strangle you? Anyway it could've made you die and I've helped you if I could've done it." Ketus Xiao Xing Fu's. "Shhhhhh.."

"You don't understand. Even if I want to die, you can help me in other ways. But don't strangle my neck! That's sick!" Li Xiang puffed his cheeks while staring at Xiao Xing Fu. Although the age is hundreds of years, but its nature is very childish. Even his nature is more childish than the appearance of his body aged 14 years.

"Heh, then what do you want me to do to you? Throwing your head with a stone until your brain shifts and gets crazy?" Xiao Xing Fu said sarcastically.

"Heee, what do you mean? I'm not a lunatic. I'm still sane, 100% fine." Said Li Xiang while staring at Xiao Xing Fu back.

"Huh, I don't believe it. Very unconvincing." Xiao Xing Fu's. He did know that Li Xiang was immortal. But he did not know how old the teenager was. He thought maybe Li Xiang was only about 14 years old. He also did not know that Li Xiang could not grow old.

"Heh, always say 'unconvincing' and 'unconvincing'. Do I look like I doubt it?"

"That's how you know yourself."

The irritated Li Xiang directly tied the bandage he was twisting around violently, causing Xiao Xing Fu to hiss in pain. "Sshh, ahhkk, what are you doing?! It's sick!"

Li Xiang snorted and smiled mockingly, "Heh, just this is how much it hurts. You really are lousy and weak. How can you defeat the man who burned down your village if you're this weak? You don't even know where she is."

Xiao Xing Fu immediately flatly expressed when she heard Li Xiang say, "I can definitely find him and reply to him."

"uh? Did ya? Not convincing." Li Xiang Ledek.

Xiao Xing Fu directly stomped on Li Xiang's feet hard. His voice looked annoyed.

"Adudukh.. Even if you're sick, but it turns out you can still step on me huh?" Li Xiang smiled imposingly.

"The pain is my wrist. Not my feet! So I can step on you even hundreds of times!" The Upset Xiao Xing Fu.

Li Xiang gave a pitiful expression, "It should be your injured leg so you can't step on me anymore." He sighed resignedly.

"Why do you put on such a pitiful face when you say such a word?!"

"Finally, you'll feel good about stepping on my feet, because your feet aren't hurt." Li Xiang again sighed sadly. He also took another bandage that he kept on the side. He immediately pulled out his snot on the bandage. Then was about to bandage Xiao Xing Fu's other hand with the bandage.

"Snubrate! Don't wear the bandage you gave your snot!" Xiao Xing Fu said in annoyance. He immediately shook Li Xiang's hand until the bandage he was holding fell to the ground.

Li Xiang looked at Xiao Xing Fu with a frown, "What's wrong? The bandage is still worth wearing. My snot is not dirty anyway."

"Not dirty your eyes! You gave me your snot!" The Upset Xiao Xing Fu. "Use the bandage you just got!"

"Heh, well. well..." Li Xiang took out another bandage that was beside where he was sitting. He wrapped it around Xiao Xing Fu's wrist. "You're as chatty as the woman who's about to give birth."

"Huh?! What did you say?! You're the one who's chatty, not me!" The Upset Xiao Xing Fu.

"Even if you're sick, you still talk a lot, huh? It's amazing!" Li Xiang's eyes seemed to shine in admiration.

"The sick is my hand! Not mouth! I am free to say whatever I want! And again, I'm not chatty! You're the one who's as chatty as a bat flying at night!" The Upset Xiao Xing Fu.

"Huh, I'm not chatty. You're the one who's chatty. You can't stay still either, like a hot worm." Li Xiang's.

"What did you say?!"

Xiao Xing Fu clenched his one hand and gnashed his teeth, "I'll make you a boiled worm!"

"Heh, just try. You won't be able to lift me up to put in an urn to boil." Li Xiang's.

Xiao Xing Fu puffed his cheeks. What Li Xiang said was true as well. "Well, I'm not going to boil you. But I'll step on your foot until I'm satisfied!" He stepped on Li Xiang's feet up to 3 times.

"Addicted.." Li Xiang directly put away his foot from Xiao Xing Fu's footstep. Because of that, he accidentally tied the bandage in Xiap Xing Fu's hand so tight, that it made the child moan a little.

"Don't blame me, blame yourself!" Li Xiang raised both his hands up.

Xiao Xing Fu looked at Li Xiang in annoyance.

***

After Xiao Xing Fu and Li Xiang changed their wet clothes, the two went outside the cave.

Currently Li Xiang was on top of an apple tree. While Xiao Xing Fu stood under the tree while looking up, "Why are you only eating by yourself?! I want to too!" Shouted Xiao Xing Fu.

Li Xiang who was sitting on a tree branch looked down, "Heh, if you want it, then take it yourself. If you don't want to, then yasudah. You're not gonna get it! Work with your own abilities!"

"But I can't climb trees! How am I supposed to get up there, if I can't climb?" Xiao Xing Fu said with a frown.

"You can't climb a tree? Hahahaha, then what's the matter with me? That's your creed. Not my creak." Chirp Li Xiang with a smile.

Xiao Xing Fu looked annoyed when he heard Li Xiang say, "Do you want me to starve down here?"

"As far as you go." Li Xiang said with a grim tone. He threw the apple he had eaten into Xiao Xing Fu's head.

"Sir, why did you throw your apple at me?!" The Upset Xiao Xing Fu. He rubbed his forehead.

"Ups, I threw the wrong one. So just forgive me." Said Li Xiang casually. "Again, why are you there? If you hadn't stood there, the apple wouldn't have hit you."

"You mean it's my fault?!"

"Huh, it turns out this dwarf has become a little smart." Ejek Li Xiang's.

Xiao Xing Fu showed his fist. He looks upset. Because of this, he immediately climbed a tree quickly without realizing it. "I'll kick you till you fall!"

"Wahhh, you can climb. You said you couldn't. What are you doing now?" Said Li Xiang as if amazed.

When he heard Li Xiang's words, Xiao Xing Fu only realized what he was doing. He was currently almost at the tree branch where Li Xiang was sitting. But because he realized it, he seemed reluctant to go up or down. He hugged the tree tightly. "Why haven't you said that since?! Now how do I get down?!"

"Geez, are you actually a man or not? Or maybe you're really a girl, but disguised as a man?" Li Xiang Ledek.

Xiao Xing Fu who heard Li Xiang's words immediately looked up with an annoyed look, "I'm a man!"

"Oh yeah? Why can't you climb a tree? But you should have been able to do it. After all, you're a man, aren't you?" Li Xiang smiled mockingly.

Xiao Xing Fu clenched his hands again. "You.. do you want butterfly–"

Before Xiao Xing Fu finished his words, his body started to drip and was about to fall, as both of his hands removed the grip on the tree trunk.

"Heh," Li Xiang directly stretched out a hand at Xiao Xing Fu and caught one hand, so that Xiao Xing Fu did not fall. He pulled Xiao Xing Fu until the boy sat on the same tree branch as him.

Xiao Xing Fu looked silent. He was shocked and did not have time to react to what happened.

Li Xiang waved his hand in front of Xiao Xing Fu's face. "Haaaalooooo, kaaauuuu baaaiiiikkk baaaiiikkk saaaajaaaa?" Speak in a slow voice.

Xiao Xing Fu blinked and immediately looked to the side where Li Xiang was. He also brushed off Li Xiang's hand which waved in front of his face. "Huh, I almost fell down! It's all because of you!" Resenting.

"Heee, I saved you. You should thank me instead of being angry and blaming me!" Pissed Li Xiang. "If I hadn't helped you, you might have fallen."

Xiao Xing Fu snorted, "And if only you hadn't made me angry, I wouldn't have climbed a tree! Then if you hadn't made me angry just now, I wouldn't have let go of my hand from the trunk of the hmpp-tree."

Li Xiang stuffed Xiao Xing Fu's mouth with an apple. "You're hungry, aren't you? Here I give you an apple!" He forcefully inserted one more apple into Xiao Xing Fu's mouth. He looks upset.

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